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Beth: Hey guys!
Look what I taught my bees to do!
(Blows whistle) Ta-da!
- Wow!
- Amazing!
(Blows whistle)
(Blows whistle)
- That is the best thing I've ever seen!
- No! Come back!
(Engine roars)
- (Coughs)
- Now, that is the best thing I've ever seen!
- (Coughing) Wait, what?
That's what you said about my bees!
- Bees are boring. This thing has flames!
Noah: And a skull!
(in unison) It's so amazing!
(Engine revs)
- What's that?
I couldn't hear you over my awesome new battery powered
. horsepower fire rider.
(Revs engine) (All cheer)
- You want fire? I can do fire!
(Gulps)
- You're right, coin. Much safer in her stomach.
(Splatters)
(Grunts, flames whoosh)
- (Screams)
- I don't think farts are supposed to work that way.
And besides, Duncan's bike is still cooler.
- I don't like being upstaged by boys.
They make me mad. (Loud fart, fire whooshes)
Oops.
(Revs engine)
- Ah, listen to that engine hum.
- Oh ya, bees hum! Listen!
Uh-oh.
(All gasp)
- Aaahhhh!!!
- That's a neat trick, Beth,
but I still like the bike better.
Beth: It's not a trick!
- Ooooh! I wanna touch it!
(Alarm wails) Ow!
- Hands off my ride!
- What can it do? - What can't it do?
Hey Noah, you're gonna wanna get your phone out for this.
(Engine revs, tires squeal)
- Yay! Mud is fun!
(Splat)
- I'm a mud pie!
(Happy chirp, engine roars)
Ahhh!
- Hm. Hm. Hmm!
- Watch this! (Revs engine)
- He's going to jump the picnic table!
- He'll never make it! - (Gasps)
(Engine roars)
- Pretty birdie!
Argh. That birdie had wheels!
- I got it all on video! - Woohoo!
- It was pretty awesome.
Jude: Nice wheels, dude.
We still on to race at the park at free play time?
- If you think you can handle my k*ller new ride.
Jude: Sweeeeeeeet!
Be there or be square, bruh!
- (Chanting) Race! Race! Race!
- Fight! Fight! Fight!
- I-I-I mean race, race, race!
- Well, I'll need a snack Before free play time.
Sounds good, dude!
- Jude's gonna eat our dust, bike-y!
(Gasp) Oh, no!
Bike-y!
- Whoooa. This is really high,
I'm sorry, guys.
Aaaahhhh!
I hope I land on something soft!
Oof! Ahh!
Wow, those bees were really ticked off!
Oh no. Duncan!
Did I hurt your bike?
- Yes. Yes, you did.
(Fake crying) My poor bike!
- Cheeeef! I accidentally crashed into Duncan's bike.
Can you fix it?
- Oooh! Heh heh, I guess I can try.
- Yeah. And I think Beth should have to be my bike
and pull me around in that wagon until you do.
- (Snorts) Yeah right, Duncan!
- Sounds fair to me! - What?!
- Okay, even I didn't think that would work.
- Duncan, you actually expect me to pull you around?
- Sshhhhhh. . horsepower fire riders don't talk.
Though my bike did have an awesome sound system.
I need driving music.
- Ugh, fine.
Buzzabuzzabuzzabuzza- buzzabuzzabuzzabuzza...
- Not that weird stuff. Beatbox!
- Bum-psshh-badumbum-pshhh.
Bum-psshh-badumbum-pshhh.
- You know, I'm a little hungry.
My bike also had a sandwich press!
- Ha! No way.
- Chef said you're supposed to be my new bike,
and I say my bike made sandwiches!
(Whip cracks) - Ugh. Fine.
Freshly squished!
- It's not hot!
- He wants a hot sandwich? Okay.
(Gulps, big fart)
- Uh, on second thought, pass...
but speaking of flames,
this wagon could use some.
- Urgh.
There. Done. Flames!
- Nice! And while we're at it...
my bike had a skull hood ornament.
- (Sighs)
This is humiliating!
- Ah! Beth's skull is on the outside!
(Crash)
Language audio lesson: Ich habe keine katzen.
I have no cats.
- Ich habe keine katzen. I have no cats.
- Um, Chef? How's it going?
(Gasps)
Oh no! The bike is even more broken than before!
So it is...
But! I'll have it fixed as soon as I figure out
what a schlussel is.
Do you think this is a schlussel?
- No.
- Why do these instructions have to be in German?
Language audio lesson: Ich habe versehentlich
eine schnecke eingeatmet.
I accidentally inhaled a snail.
- (Groans)
- Huh. Now that my bladder's empty,
I gotta fill it back up again.
Take me to the slushie store!
- Are you crazy?!
How do you expect me to get past the fence?
- I don't know. Use your head.
I can't believe you did that!
- You told me to!
- I didn't think you'd actually do it!
You might be a better bike than my old one.
- (Frustrated groan)
- Here ya go. Fill your bladder.
- The corner store? No way.
I only slurp the finest slushies from the sugar shack.
It's thattaway.
- (Gasps)
Awwwww!
(Panting)
- Could you go a little faster? I'm parched back here!
Hyaaa! (Cracks whip) Mush! Mush!
(Pants, thuds)
- (Whistles)
(Slurps) Ahhh.
Ha ha ha! You parked in a no parking zone.
I'm not paying those!
- What?! Oh, man.
At least the way back is downhill.
- Aaah! Oh no!
Aaahhh! Ahhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
- Whoooooohooooo!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Aghhh!
- Soooo awesome!
- Can I have a sip?
- (Slurps)
Sure. You've earned it.
- (Slurps)
It's empty!
Sorry, I was really thirsty.
- Now you better rest up.
If Chef hasn't fixed my fire rider,
you've got a huge race to win against Jude!
(Whistles)
- (Angry groan)
- Why have you been letting Duncan
order you around all day?
- Because I broke his bike.
- No, you didn't. Look.
- Yeeeahhhh!
- (Furious groan)
Oh, it's payback time.
Grrr.
Noah, will you help me with something?
- If it involves messing with Duncan,
I think I can make the time.
- Wo - ist - die - toilette!
- Guess what, Chef? Noah speaks German!
- Really?
Noah, you are an angel sent from above.
- Eh, sure! Whatever you say.
I'll just need this schlussel
and I'll have it fixed in no time.
- Oh, sweet liederhosen. Thank you.
One more turn of this screw aaaaannd...
the remote override module is good to go.
- Oh, my revenge is going to be so sweet!
(Evil chuckles)
Duncan: Bike-y!!!
You're back and lookin' fine!
What were you two laughing at?
- Aaahh. Nothing.
Good luck in the race.
- Thanks, but I don't need luck,
'cuz I've got bike-y!
- Okay, gentlemen!
First one to cross the finish wins.
Ready?
- I've never been readier. (Revving)
- Good to go, bro.
- Go!!! (Horn sounds)
(Tires squeal)
- (Cheering) Yay!
- Hm. Think Duncan feels like a trip
to a dangerous animal reserve?
- Um, yaaa!!!
- Whoa! What's happening?
Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Aaahhh!
No! Not the grizzly bear cave!
Aaahhhhhhh! (Loud crash)
Oh! Porridge! - (Bear roars)
- Ow! Too hot! This porridge is too hot!
- Clown training academy? - Hm.
- Ow! Stop it!
No, not the hair!
Gah! Later, bozos!
(Splat) - Oof!
(Laughing)
- I've got a good one! Anvil factory!
- Yes!
Duncan: Ahhhh! Why is this even a thing?
And why are they all hanging from the ceiling?
Owwwww!
Whoa!
What? Wait!
You mean I'm actually gonna win this thing after all?
I never broke your bike!
You lied!
(Beeps) (Fizzles)
- Noooooooo!
(Landing thud, fire crackles)
Now it's broken.
(Skateboard rasps)
- Yeah! - Jude is the winner!
All: Yay!
- Say, "sweet"!
- Sweet!
Duncan: Ahhhh!
You did this! - Yup.
Mess with the bee, you get stung!
Chef: Gooten arbend, kindren!
I've learned German!
So I can finally fix the bike! - Great.
(Whistles)
'Cause it's gonna need a lot of work.
Chef: Oh, schlussel.
01x45 - Driving Miss Crazy
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.