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(Rooster crows)
- Wooohaha-ow! Do it again!
- (Rooster crow)
- I didn't sleep at all last night.
I can't believe it's finally here!
Hot dog day! The best day of the year!
I can't wait to start a hot dog hunt!
Woohoo! - (Horrified gasp)
What time is...
huh?
Why are the kids here so early?
And why did I sleep here?
I have a beautiful home!
(Kids cheer)
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- (Deranged giggling)
Oh it's hot dog day! The hotdog dog is coming!
With hotdogs! And games!
And hotdog games!
Wooohooo!
- Oh no.
It's hotdog day.
Every year on national hotdog day
I hire someone to dress up as a hot-diggity-doggity dog
to come in and hide hotdogs and play games.
It can get a little... crazy.
I'm still having nightmares about last year.
- The hotdog hunt is on!
All: Yay!
- Hotdogs, hotdogs!
I need to find more hotdogs!
- No hotdogs in the couch.
- Uh, this day is really scary!
- I bet there are hotdogs
behind these coloured rectangles.
- Aaahhhhh!!! - Whoooaaaa!!!
(Loud crash)
Awww.
- Let's just make the dog tell us where they are!
- (Gulps)
(Hitting thuds, pained cries)
Ahhh! (Glass shatters)
- This year I totally forgot.
But it's no problem cause Chef...
is a man with a plan!
Even if the plan is to cover my butt.
- It's been hours and I haven't found a hot dog yet.
I'm getting the hotdog day shakes!
- Where's that wiener dog at?
- Hello kids-I've-never-met before
because you don't know me. Woof.
I'm hot-digitty-doggity dog.
Who wants a treat from my dog bucket?
- Me first! Me first! - Me! Me! Meeeeeee!!!
- This year instead of hotdogs,
I've brought you office supplies!
- Mmmm! Metal-y.
- How fun is that? Huh?
- None. It's zero fun.
- You're not fooling anyone!
We all know you're not hot-digitty-doggity dog!!
Just wait until I tell Chef.
- Izzy. That is Chef.
He just forgot to tell the dog to come this year.
Didn't you?
- (Gasp) that's even worse.
- Come on, Izzy. Don't be mad.
Here, measure something. Owww...
- This is just like when you ruined Halloween.
- What?! I didn't ruin Halloween!
Izzy: Yes you did!
Last year, you gave us raisins
and called them "nature's candy",
completely failing to mention
they were also nature's laxative!
(Pained moans)
- Watch out she's gonna blow!
(Fart) Kids: Eeewwwww!!
- If healthy bowels aren't a treat
I don't know what is!
- It's national hotdog day.
We want hot-digitty-doggity dog, and real hotdogs.
Right. Now.
- (Sighs)
- I'm keeping the -hole punch.
(Buttons beep, ringing)
- "fabulous furries", this is Tammy.
- I need a hot-digitty-doggity dog.
And I need him today.
- Today? (Scoffs) All our dogs are booked.
- Just send the closest thing you've got, okay? And hurry!
Phew!
C'm onnnn. Where are you?
- Watcha doin' outside?
- I'm fixing hotdog day. What're you doing outside?
- Remembering the time you ruined earth day.
- How'd I ruin earth day?
- You cut down the treehouse. While we were in it.
(Screaming)
- That never happened.
- Just cause I dreamt it doesn't mean it wasn't real.
- You know what? Naptime's early today.
Everyone nap. Now.
(Didgeridoo plays)
- Huh?
♪♪♪
- G'day mate. I'm your kangaroo.
Here to teach some wee ones about danger and death
in the outback, am I?
- Uh, I had different idea. C'mon in.
Jack: So you want me to pretend I'm a little doggy
and hide hot dogs?
- Yeah. Super fun, right?
- Guess you and I differ there.
I get no joy from lying to children.
- Look, these kids are expecting hot-digitty-doggity dog.
Help me out. Please?
- But I'm clearly a kangaroo.
- We can fix that.
- But it's still lying to children.
- Annnnd I'll double your pay!
- Well, hot-digitty-doggity dog it is!
G'day. I'm dodgy... dig... Daggy... you know,
the dog from the hotdog thing you're celebrating.
- You're kind of mangy. - And you're kind of annoying.
- Whoa-ho-ho. Nicer.
Hot-digitty-doggity dog is gonna be nicer now.
- Hm. Why're you naked?
All the other dogs usually wear something.
Even if it's just a vest. Which is weird.
- He has a backpack on his tummy!
- Hey! You're not suppose to go in there!
Where'd he go?
- Where am I? - (Howling)
- There. Low quality meat paste in digestible tubes.
My work here is done.
- Gimme! Gimme! Gimmeeeeee!!!
- Wait! You're not supposed to dump it on the ground!
You're supposed to hide it so we can hunt for it!
- Why do you have oven mitts for ears?
- You're not a dog at all!
- The strange girl's right. I'm a kangaroo.
All: Who?
- Uh, he's the hot-didgiredoo dog! Heh. From Australia!
- Oh, you're lying.
There's no such thing as Australia.
- Can we start soon? My tummy needs a hot dog.
- You kids wanna hunt hotdogs?
Funny that, because in Australia, hot dogs hunt you.
- Aaahhhhh!!! - (Snarling, barking)
- How about this hotdog day I teach you children
some things no blooming old wiener dog ever could.
- Oooooh. Pretty cool, huh, kids?
- This is just like when you ruined Christmas!
- I never ruined Christmas.
Izzy doesn't know what she's talking about.
Kids love my Christmas socks!
I put a sock pun in each one.
Feet stick toe-gether.
You're a shoe-in.
(Gasp) These puns are terrible!
- Izzy, you're right.
I gotta save hotdog day!
- Then we're gonna need a dog costume!
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- N-n-n-no. Two eyes, one nose.
- Seriously? How'd I get that wrong?
(Heat sizzles)
- Oooh it's sooo hot!
- Funny that. Because in Australia,
it's kilometres from the surface of the sun.
So you gotta learn to take the heat.
Perspiration is natural.
- But it's still gross.
- I don't feel okay at all.
- This is nothing.
It can get up to ten hundred degrees at night.
- Aren't nighttimes cooler?
- Everything's upside-down on the bottom of the world!
Now, a wiener dog would hide from the heat like a coward.
But not a roo.
A roo stands there and takes it like a true roo!
(Relaxed exhale)
(Sizzling)
(Flames whoosh)
- Snakes are everywhere.
Every bush. Every tree.
Every loaf of bread.
And they want your hotdogs,
so you gotta find them snakes!
- I don't want to find snakes!
- Relax. If there were snakes in these bushes
don't you think I'd have put them in chef's pants by now.
- (Hisses) - (Gasp!)
- It's finished! (Duncan screams)
- Perfect! - Time to save hotdog day!
- In Australia, everything wants to end ya,
so you gotta learn to keep your eyes open.
Sweaty blond child,
that tree rat is coming for your hotdogs.
Ready yourself for a fight.
- Awwww...but he's so cute!
- Never hesitate in Australia.
- You look great! Are you ready, Chef?
- It's time to save hotdog day!
- That's right, because in Australia,
even the ground wants to take you down!
The more you struggle, the more you sink!
- I don't wanna do this anymore!
- Yeah, this is the worst hotdog day ever!
- It ain't soft, cuddly and gutless,
if that's what you mean.
It's a fake holiday anyway.
- Hotdog day is real!
And so is hot diggity doggity dog!
All: (Cheer)
- So you can beat it, roo boy!
- Alright! Get us out of here, hot diggity doggity dog!
- Not yet. These kids still have much to learn about--
- I said beat it! You're fired.
- Kangaroos are territorial, mate.
And they definitely don't take orders from wiener dogs.
- Oh no! Get up, hot diggity doggity dog!
- You think you're the first kangaroo
who wanted to take me on?!
- (Gasp!)
- Wheeeeeeee!!!!
- (Laughs)
- Oof! - I was in Australia!
- (Cackles)
(Fighting thuds)
- I bet pudding cups on hot-digitty-doggity dog.
- If we live, I'll take that action.
- AGH!
(Pained groans)
- Did you really think a wiener dog like you,
could beat a roo?
This fight is not over yet!
- (Screams) Not relish!
All: (Ooooooohhhh)
- You wouldn't squirt relish on a guy in a kangaroo costume,
would ya?
- A hot-digitty-doggity dog's gotta do,
what a hot-digitty-doggity dog's gotta do.
(Squirts) - Ahhhhh!
All: Yay! - Oof!
You got game, wiener dog.
- You did it, Chef! You saved hotdog day!
- I-i- i did?
You kids are happy?
- Yeah! They can't wait to see who you fight on thanksgiving.
I'm hoping for a shark dressed like a turkey!
01x46 - Weiner Takes All
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.