03x08 - Beach Heads

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[ Seagulls crying ]

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[ Sighing dramatically ]

[ Yawns ]

Uh, is something wrong, Ben?

What's wrong is that I'm bored.

Bored at the beach? There's tons of stuff to do.

I've already done all the beach things.

How could you have done all the beach things?

We just got here. Well...

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[ Laughter ]

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Well, how about making some friends?

There's lots of other people here.

Grandpa Max, have you not seen the beach?

It's like the nursing-home edition

of spring break over there.

Oh, Harold, you missed a spot. Let me get that for you.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Ugh, I can't have fun with a bunch of grandparents.

No way they'll keep up with me,

and they'll definitely go into another rant

about my generation.

Also, I'm burning up here.

It's too hot to even do anything.

Well, some people enjoy the heat.

At any rate, we just got here,

so you're going to have to find a way to enjoy yourself.

Uh, Try relaxing. Watch.

[ Inhales, exhales deeply ]

Typical Grandpa.

Maybe you could just do what he's suggesting and relax.

Why don't you relax, Grandma?

That's it! Come on!

Stop it, Gwen! Just try it, Ben!

Sounds boring!

Just relax!

Ugh! What makes you think that this is going to --

Oh. Ben?

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Well?

This is pretty nice. Actually feels good!

Huh, this is really good. [ Sighs ]

I guess I could get used to this.

See? Trying a different pace is a good thing!

Yeah, yeah. Oh, and Gwen?

Yeah? You're blocking my rays.

[ Laughs ] All right, hot sh*t!

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Hey, I was just getting used to the sunny stuff.

What gives? Anyone else seeing this right now?

What's that? Hmm, suspicious.

Gust-O: No one detects that we are the source of the cloudy weather!

Hail-O: No one suspects us at all.

The Weatherheads.

Continue to remain in disguise for the duration of the plan,

even if this planet's attire is truly atrocious.

Oh, I don't know. I kind of like it.

The flowers make me happy.

Hmm. Hmm.

Uh, I mean, aah! I feel nothing.

Good, because we can't afford any distractions today.

This beach has the perfect sunny climate

to power our gigantic solar battery.

And with the solar battery at our fingertips,

our power will be infinite.

We will take over this world in no time.

All we need to do now is clear the beach

of these sedentary creatures with a well-placed storm.

It's unreasonably chilly, isn't it?

I didn't drive hours for this!

Our plan is working.

These elderly humans will be out of our way in no time.

Begin battery assembly.

Oh, nuh-uh.

I just started enjoying this beach.

They're not going to mess it up now.

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So very excellent.

Gwen: [ Humming ]

Ta-da! Now you're a triple mermaid!

I love it!

Guys! Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!

The Weatherheads are here!

They're trying to clear the beach

so they can build some dumb gigantic

take-over-the-world battery or something.

Whoa, whoa, Ben, calm down. There's no Weatherheads here.

Yeah. You're probably just stir-crazy

from being forced to relax.

What? No! It's literally right there!

Oh. Oh.

Yeah. That looks bad. We should probably stop that.

Great, so here's the plan.

You guys go distract the Weatherheads

while I destroy the battery.

[ Laughs ] Ben, Ben, Ben.

We're the professional destroyers.

We'll handle the battery. Mm-hmm.

No one messes with my beach.

What? When have you guys ever wrecked anything?

The Smytherator. The Bruxa puppet.

The Hypnomachine. Evil pancake maker.

Like a zillion Grunts. Zombozo's political campaign.

Face it, Ben. We're...

Both: Team Destroy!

[ Grunting ] Destruction!

Ugh, fine, but if I'm gonna be on distracting duty,

I'm going to have some fun.

Look out, Weatherheads!

Team Distraction is going to mess you up!

And Team Destruction is going to crush your dreams!

[ Both laugh ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Wind whistling ]

Woman: Oh!

Nuh-uh! Give me back my sun!

[ Gasps ] The Tennyson child.

Whoo-hoo!

Storm begone!

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Aah!

This...feels...

kind of nice.

Ooh, careful, dearies. Don't want to get b*rned!

Aah!

There you go, sport.

What? Oh.

Mm, yeah.

Goodbye.

Myra: Such nice young men.

Enough. The Tennyson boy is a fool.

UV rays are nothing compared to our combined might.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Huh, can't see anything from up here.

Why did I do this?

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughing ] Whoa!

Thanks for the boost!

Now eat lightning! Ahh!

Oh, dingle-dongle.

Hmm, it is you who will be consuming lightning.

Aah! Whoa! Ugh!

Ugh! Hey, this important?

Hand that over, human.

Only if you can catch me!

Come on. Could really use your help right now.

You listened to me.

Now give me laser eyes.

It is useless to hide.

I'm not hiding.

I'm getting ready for a cannon-bolt!

Weatherheads, commence counterattack procedure.

St-rike!

[ All groan ]

If we felt anger, we would shake our fists at you.

But we do not.

Surround him. Secure our tactical advantage.

Huh, I was hoping you would.

Look out below!

Huh? I think we have found

a temporary solution to his att*cks.

Keep him within our vicinity.

Yah! I got it!

This [giggles] is not [giggles] what I had [giggles] in mind.

Strange -- I cannot purge the idea that we are having fun.

It does not compute. I feel joy.

Nonsense. We do not feel.

Commence as*ault!

That would be a point for our team

if we were playing a team sport, which we are not.

Game over.

Uh, best out of three?

Phew!

Fool, a mere twister can be easily canceled

with our weather powers.

Oh, great! I totally forgot.

Return our component!

You want it? You're going to have to get it!

Quickly, commence swimming-chase procedures.

Come on, Grandpa! Team Destruction!

Sheesh, it's pretty advanced already.

Don't worry. We've got this.

No one messes with my summer fun.

Get back here. Okeydokey.

Our procedures are not meeting expectations.

I would feel frustration now, if I had emotions.

Weatherheads, begin aquatic-turbine protocols.

That was quick! Sheesh!

Do they have a protocol for everything?

Who even thinks of this stuff?

Whee!

Was that a show of emotions from you guys?

Oh, how cute! Inconceivable.

We are machines completely without emotion!

Cannonbolt: Good, because if you had emotions,

you'd really hate this!

Whoo!

[ Battery beeps ]

Our power supply is running low.

We must further advance our plans. Clear the skies.

But we just blocked the skies.

Never mind that. We need to recharge now!

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Oh, it's getting warm again! We should put on some more --

What happened to our sunblock? Oh, dear.

It seems like I'm going to get a little burnt today!

Don't you worry. I brought extra.

You will return our equipment now.

The component has been retrieved.

You have lost. Our plans will commence.

Our battery will be complete, and you will have failed.

[ All laughing evilly ]

Gwen: I'm not so sure about that!

What? Who could've...

Great job, Team Distraction!

Distraction? But...

Yep, and now it's time for a little destruction!

No!

Time to top it off!

Not a good time to time out!

They're not down...yet?

This is nice.

Where is the comment about not having emotions?

I am trying to conserve the energy that we have!

Oh, you boys look like you could use some refreshments.

Here! Have some coconut juice!

Weatherheads, our batteries are on reserves.

We have no choice.

Execute command relax.

I've informed the authorities.

They're on their way to get the Weatherheads.

Yeah, but for what?

I mean, all they did was make a storm and then take it away!

Gwen: Well, their intent was bad.

Who knows what they could've done with that solar battery?

That's true.

Anyway, for the final touch, smile.

If I was not at such low power,

you would suffer the repercussions

of drawing on my face.

[ Laughs ] I think our work here is done.

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[ Yawns ]