03x12 - Buggin' the Buggs

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♪ Ben ♪

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Ugh. I'm so tired.

Ugh. Man, I'm starving.

[ Sighs ] We'll be able to relax soon

at the Chrysalen Institute

and experience its three Rs --

rest, relaxation, and revivification.

Re-vi-vi-vi-what?

Oh, that means... Hold up!

-year-old boy attention span.

Are those snacks?

[ Laughs ]

Candy cannonball!

Yeah!

Would it k*ll you not to cannonball for once?

[ Munching noisily ]

Oh, well. Hmm?

[ Gasps ] Oh, Ben shouldn't see this.

I heard my name, and the word "shouldn't,"

and I came as fast as I could. What's that?

Nothing. [ Chuckles nervously ]

Don't even worry about -- What?

Whoa, that's me!

"Alien Shapeshifter, Hero or Hindrance?"

Oh, Ben, don't take it to heart.

I'm...a hero!

On the other hand, don't let it get to your head.

Gwen, they called me a hero!

Wait, maybe go back to taking it to heart.

I'm a hero!

I'm a big hero!

Yay!

-I'm a hero. -[ Yells ]

I'm a hero!

[ Cheering ]

Oh, not again.

Excuse me, sir, is that kid with you?

Run, Gwen, to revivification.

[ Sighs ] Here we are, kids. -This place looks amazing.

Do you guys feel a chill in the air, too?

Oh, dear guests, welcome to the Chrysalen Institute.

I am Shasta Fay, the owner of this resort.

Unidentified Voice: Shasta.

[ Whispering ] Where did she come from?

Ah, I sense fatigue in your aura,

my dears, so come on in.

Let's get your journey to detoxification started.

Uh, what just happened to our clothes?

Sweet! Free food!

Here at our resort, you'll be able to attend yoga classes,

get a relaxing massage,

or try one of our cleansing herbal masks.

Ooh, there's dips, too.

But I suggest you start with the pride and joy

of our institute -- the hot springs.

All: Ooh.

Well, I'll be taking my leave.

Call me if there is anything you need.

Sure. How exactly do we call you?

Unidentified Voice: Shasta.

[ Both sigh ]

Now, this is just what we needed --

some good old R, R, and R.

When did we change into bathing suits?

Don't question it, Gwen. Just relax.

Yeah, I guess you're right. How are you liking it, Ben?

[ Quietly ] Shh! You'll blow my cover.

Your cover?

I'm a star now, Gwen -- got to keep a low profile.

Ugh. Are you still thinking about that magazine cover?

You mean this cover?

Ben, I told you not to read too much into it.

I think you're letting this all go to your head,

which isn't... words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words.

Justice rocks and shocks!

Whoo! -[ Yells ]

-Way to go, Ben! -Haha.

Just doing my job. I am the best.

Maurice: This place is the best.

[ Indistinct mumbling ]

What?

I'm so glad my friend recommended it to me.

[ Indistinct mumbling ]

Yes, I have friends.

What are the Bugg Brothers doing here?

I guess even villains need a little relaxation

every now and then.

[ Laughs ]

Maurice's robe is too big for his body.

[ Laughs ]

This isn't a joke, Gwen.

They're obviously up to something.

I'm going in. -Now, Ben...

We really needed this, didn't we, Syd?

[ Indistinct mumbling ]

Stop right there!

[ Gasps ] Ben Tennyson?

What are you doing here?

I'll ask the questions around here.

What are you two up to?

Uh, we just came here to relax.

Right, Syd? -[ Mumbles ]

Not on my watch.

Speaking of which... -Shasta.

What's going on here?

I was just about to give these two

a beatdown they'll never forget.

You got it all wrong. We really just need some rest.

Yeah.

I hope this young man isn't bothering you, my dear guests.

What? More like helping!

These guys are nothing but trouble!

Young man, Chrysalen has strict anti-conflict policies.

Anti-what, now?

There shall be no fighting of any kind on the premises.

Please, as a token of our apologies,

may we offer you a free acupuncture session?

Maurice: Ooh, I've always wanted to try that!

Wait! I can explain!

They're bad guys -- even though their ideas are really dumb.

They made a giant gross maggot monster out of my garbage

to try and eat Las Vegas.

Um, they made the banks float by sh**ting liquid on them,

evil pancakes, so many Grandpas.

Young man, I suggest you take a nap.

Now, right this way.

-But... -Ben, they just want to relax.

No. They're up to something. Are they?

I mean, this is really weird, don't get me wrong,

but they look like they're actually on vacation.

Heroes don't take vacations.

Time to squash some bugs.

Ben -- I mean, Humungousaur -- wait!

[ Sighs ]

This looks painful, but it feels great.

What was that?

[ Screams ]

Your plans are extinct!

Since when can the brat turn into a dinosaur?

[ Yelling ]

[ Laughs nervously ]

Stop, evildoers!

And breathe in.

[ Screaming ]

And breathe out.

[ Sighs ]

Grandpa Max, Ben is chasing the Bugg Brothers.

He's gonna get us kicked out.

Relax, Gwen. Ben is sensible enough.

I'm sure he'll handle it without...

[ Yelling ]

You were saying?

Humungousaur: Time for some dino-mite justice.

[ Laughs ]

Nailed it. -Ben, you need to stop!

No fights, remember?

I'm stopping the fight before it begins,

just like the magazine said.

And even if they haven't done anything yet, they're gonna.

Please, I haven't even taken a dip in the hot springs.

Eat dino-tail.

Are you going to stop embarrassing yourself?

A hero never stops, no matter how embarrassing.

Would you cut it out already?

We're not the ones trashing the place!

Shasta.

I told you no conflict,

or you'll be taken out of the resort.

But Bugg Brothers, they're the bad guys.

I see only one bad guy.

Nobody can relax with all this fighting.

You and your family need to clean up this mess

or be banned forever.

But we didn't do anything.

Guilty by association.

I didn't get to finish my R, R, and R.

Is there any way that we could stay?

That Tennyson boy, he ruined our R, R, and R.

We weren't even doing anything yet.

[ Mumbles ]

Yes. I mean, we were.

That doesn't mean he can just stop our revivification.

No matter. Sydney, if you will.

The Gulpinator .

This may be my greatest invention yet.

[ Mumbles ]

No, it's not just a truck.

The Gulpinator is able to drain

that spa resort completely dry.

We'll suck up the water from their natural hot springs,

then hold it all for ransom for million smackaroos.

And with that money,

we'll have enough to be back on track to world domination!

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Mumbles ]

Obviously, we'll pay off the Gulpinator, as well.

It's called a monologue, not a dialogue.

[ Sighs ]

Thought you could use some help.

Thanks.

It's pretty big of you to agree to cleaning the resort

so that Grandpa could relax. -Uh-huh.

You know, Ben, there is a difference between a hero

looking for trouble and a hero stopping trouble.

But I know you're just trying to do the right thing.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Now, Sydney, to the springs!

What did I say about fighting in my space?

Oh, dear. -Oh, no.

Oh, yes! I knew it.

It's hero time!

The brat! Run interference, Sydney.

I'll take the Gulpinator.

Time for this hero to make a big slapback comeback.

[ Yells ]

[ Grunts ]

Hey. What's going on with this thing?

[ Yelling ]

[ Mumbles ]

What happened? -Come to think of it,

I know a place where you can relax for a long time!

[ Groans ]

Tennyson!

Well, I'm glad that's over with.

Indeed. Shasta.

I don't think this resort could survive without the hot springs.

Don't thank me. Thank Ben.

Ah, yeah, that's it. A little to the left.

Now, why didn't I have you do this before?

Now, that's what I call a hero.

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It feels great.