03x14 - Baby Buktu

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[ Insect buzzing ]

Ugh! I've had it with these buggy bugs.

I told you to use bug spray before the hike.

Let me see if I brought some.

Ah, you're in luck. Organic!

Lilac-scented?

Pass. Got anything less foo-foo?

It's that, or Grandpa's banana therapy.

[ Munching ]

Your choice.

[ Insects buzzing ]

[ Hissing ]

I hate the jungle.

Hey, kids, come here.

You have to see this.

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Gwen: Wow!

This place is amazing!

Meh.

I bet if we keep going,

we're bound to come across some ruins.

That would be so exciting.

I've always wanted to see some.

Of course, we'd have to watch out

for ancient guardians.

Max: I'll have both eyes peeled.

What's this about ancient guardians?

Famous, being the legendary Fountain of Youth,

guarded by a stone giant.

[ Laughs ]

You really believe that stuff?

I hope you step in quicksand.

Aw, come on, Gwen.

I'm only teasing.

Wait, I found one of your guardians!

Oh, never mind. It's just a rock.

Gwen?

Don't be such a -- [Grunts]

Ben! You okay? Yeah.

Something ran in front of me.

Huh, looks like something is still there.

A baby?

Ew! Eeh!

Wait a minute -- ripped sleeves,

: shadow, squinty eyes --

it's Tim Buktu, except he's a baby!

What? That is the most absurd --

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You were saying?

Raaaar!

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[ Grunting ]

Ugh!

Whoa!

Slow down there.

Now, what's a little fella like you doing out --

Hey, hey! What's the rush?

Here, how about a treat?

Grandpa, no!

He's the enemy!

It's just a baby.

It's Buktu.

And he's up to no good.

Maybe it's his nephew?

It's him.

Well, he certainly wants to go somewhere. [ Whimpering ]

Maybe after those other babies.

One way to find out.

Even as a baby,

I don't trust that guy.

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Wait, an actual ancient temple? [ Insects buzzing ]

Let's go.

[ All panting, grunting ]

Ah, poor guy's all tuckered out. [ Snoring ]

Ben: Poor guy?

Do you not remember

he put people's lives in danger,

then pretended to be a hero?

The guy stole my catchphrase.

[ Insects buzzing, hissing ]

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[ All panting ]

Okay.

That's enough.

[ Yawns ]

[ Whimpering ]

Well, I guess we go in.

You said you wanted to see a temple.

Ben: Creepy.

Gwen: Eh, it's not so bad.

It's quite amazing.

Really, it's --

Gwen, a giant guardian! Aah!

My mistake, just a rock.

[ Laughs ]

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[ Snorts ]

[ All gasp ]

[ Monkeys chattering ]

Uh-oh. Looks like it's game time.

[ Beeping ]

[ Monkeys chattering ]

Aah! Run for cover!

[ Both panting ]

[ Monkeys chattering ]

Oh, aah! Aah!

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Ungh! What is with all these monkeys?

They're territorial.

We're probably invading their turf.

Well, it's my turf now. Ya!

[ Monkey chattering ]

Yeah, you better run!

You're a regular Jane Goodall, Ben.

Yep, I'm all good.

Never mind.

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A fountain? How strange.

[ Laughing ]

No way.

I think this may be the Fountain of Youth!

What? No, that's just a legend.

What's behind those other vines?

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Eee! Stone guardian!

Ooh-hoo! is that your boyfriend?

Not funny.

You really believe this thing's for real?

Well, this little guy really wants us to go through there.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, I guess.

Your boyfriend awaits!

[ Humming "Wedding March" ]

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Wowser wow!

Gwen: That's -- That's the Fountain!

Huh, what do you know?

I'm impressed.

[ Grunting, whimpering ]

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Huh?

It's a lot smaller than I thought it'd be,

and a lot more empty.

What happened to the water?

Nanny Nightmare: I'll tell you what happened.

Both: Nanny Nightmare?!

[ Whoosh ] Both: Grandpa!

[ Both grunt ]

Grandpa? Aah!

A playpen?! Nanny Nightmare: That's right --

the perfect holding cell for naughty boys and girls.

And now that I have your attention,

I will tell you a little story.

Once upon a time,

there was a brilliant scientist who had a brilliant idea --

take all the disruptive, disrespectful,

and dishonest people of the world

and turn them back into infants.

Then, I will teach them manners

and how to behave like good boys and girls.

But, that plan had its drawbacks.

You don't say.

Quiet!

As I was saying,

the potion would eventually wear off.

And in turn, everyone would revert

to their uncivil and vulgar state.

I needed a more permanent solution --

the Fountain of Youth!

I knew a combination of my potion

and the water from the Fountain

would create an elixir that would never wear off.

I tested a small dose on my henchmen,

much to their displeasure.

[ Laughs ]

But, before I could brew up a large batch,

that reprehensible dolt, Tim Buktu, showed up

and drank all the Fountain water!

[ Slurping ] Ben: I knew it!

Shush!

He only needed a sip,

but the big lunk-head drank it all. [ Belches ]

I doused him with my potion

before he managed to escape.

And now that you've generously returned him to me,

I can extract the Fountain water from him.

That's it, I'm outta here!

Oh, you can talk now?

Uh-huh, and run!

Get him, or there will be no snack time.

[ Both grumbling ]

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Gwen, now's my chance to -- Nanny Nightmare: Do nothing,

unless you wanna say bye-bye to Uncle Max.

He's Grandpa Max!

[ Squeaking mockingly ]

Unless you help my men retrieve Buktu,

Uncle Grandpa here won't be at the next family reunion.

[ Panting ]

Henchman #: Come on out, Buktu.

The sooner Nanny can make her cure,

the sooner we can all get snacks!

Yeah, and not quite all of it. [ Chuckles ]

I want my binky.

Ben: Focus up, babies.

Tim's not getting away this time.

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Whoa! [ Grunting ]

Bungling baby legs!

[ Footsteps approach ]

[ Monkeys snort ]

Ben: Tim Buktu, we need to talk.

[ Monkeys chattering ]

[ Snorts ]

Tim, what did you do?

Me? You're the one that punched them!

They att*cked me first!

Gwen said they're territorial.

Maybe if we had some way of joining their group --

Like how? with grubs, maggots, bana-- Ooh!

Banana?

[ Monkey chattering ]

What is taking so long?

You really can't find dependable help anymore.

Fine, I'll do it myself.

You stay put.

Oh!

Where's Buktu?!

He's on his way.

[ Monkeys chattering ]

[ Grunts ]

Tim Buktu: Here's what's gonna happen.

You're gonna go back to your little lab,

mix up a batch of that big-boy brew,

and return us to our old selves!

You think you've won.

But I'll have a child I've guided

teach you how to behave!

Bartholomew!

[ Humming ]

[ Rocks rattling ]

[ Roars ]

It's real!

Gwen: I knew it!

I'd say this situation calls for the big guy.

[ Beeping ]

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What, Stinkfly?

Ugh. Yeah, okay.

This is fair.

[ Both grunting ]

This feels eerily familiar.

Oh, yeah. [ Roars ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Laughs evilly ] Excellent!

[ Stomping ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Splat ]

Hmm.

Blech!

I won't lie -- that hurts.

Tim Buktu: Yah! [ Monkeys chattering ]

[ Growling ]

Oh, no. Get off him!

I said, get down.

Sorry, Nanny. You're going in time-out.

[ Grunting ]

It's hard to hit your target when you can't see.

You took his eyes?

Cool -- and a little gross.

[ Roaring ]

[ Stomping ]

I'm both amazed and terrified at the same time.

I think I have a plan to stop him.

We just need someone to lure him

to the middle of the chamber. Tim Buktu: Say no more.

I'm your man -- well, baby.

It's hero time!

Seriously?

Tim Buktu: Hey, dummy!

I'm over here!

[ Monkey chattering ]

[ Splat ]

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Yo, ugly! Having a bug problem?

[ Whoosh, growls ]

Let me help you out with that.

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[ Growling ]

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[ Both grunt ]

[ Growling ]

Drop, you blockhead!

Yah!

[ Crash ]

H-- H-- How?

You have some curing to do, Nanny Nightmare.

I hate that name.

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[ Drip, fizz ] Now, remember.

Just a small sip will do the trick.

Max: [ Slurps ]

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Oh, that was surreal.

You only need a sip.

[ Glug, glug, glug ]

[ Sighs, glass shatters ]

What?

Looking good, Grandpa.

Ah, thanks for getting --

Tim Buktu: Aah! Get 'em off! Get 'em off,

Get 'em off, get 'em off!

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Shush!

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