03x18 - Buggy Out

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[ Theme music plays ]

-♪ Ben ! ♪ -♪ Ben ! ♪

-♪ Ben ! ♪ -♪ Ben ! ♪

-♪ Ben ! ♪ -♪ Ben ! ♪

♪ Ben ! ♪

[ Carnival game dinging ]

[ Beeping ]

Uh, what else can I get?

For , tickets? Yeah, that's it, dude.

So unfair! I've been saving tickets for over three years!

Hurry up, Ben. Pick a prize,

so we can go get milkshakes.

All right. All right. Let's see.

No. No.

No way!

Sumo Slammer champion belt!

Aw, million tickets?

Could I maybe rent the belt?

[ Thudding ]

Here, got you a dumb finger puppet.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

the all-out bumper car competition is about to start.

The winner gets their pick of

anything at the prize counter,

and I mean anything.

[ Chuckles ]

Ew.

Ah.

Aah!

Fine.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Announcer: Drivers, start your engines.

Wait a minute.

How do you win at bumper cars, anyway?

I know.

Go!

-Whoa! -Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoa!

Two down.

-Ouch. -Who's next?

Ooh!

Um...

[ Chuckles ]

Aah!

[ Groans ]

Aah!

[ Beeping ]

[ Buzzer ] [ Laughs ]

Huh?

[ Groaning ]

That was weird.

That was a complete disaster.

That was awesome.

Oh, and, uh, security is escorting me off the premises,

so can you guys get the shakes,

and I'll meet you back at the Rustbucket?

Chocolate, thanks.

Thanks, Officer.

So shiny!

[ Humming ]

Uh...

Kevin, what are you doing here?

I, uh...

Dude, would you believe I thought this was my RV?

No. I didn't think so.

Whoa!

And Kevin's Hot sh*t ruins yet another good day.

Let's see what Rath has to say about that.

[ Roars ]

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[ Roars ]

Hey, fire man!

-Huh? -Rah!

Oh. Ah!

[ Grunting ]

Aah!

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Easy there, tiger. I give up.

I bet you do.

Now, tell me why you were trying to seal the Rustbucket.

All right. But let me start by saying,

sweet cat alien, dude.

Aw, thanks.

I -- Hey, don't change the subject!

Okay, okay, okay. I didn't know it was yours.

It was just an honest mistake.

Aah!

Hup!

[ Tires squeal ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[ Groans ]

I should have seen that coming.

Forever Knight: I see you have acquired the vehicle.

It was a snap.

Soon, you'll have all the tech you want

and then some.

Excellent. Report back here,

and I'll begin assimilating their technology.

Soon I will be unstoppable, and what about Tennyson?

Oh, he's eating dust.

You've done good work, Kevin.

Aaah!

Aah! Ooh.

[ Tires squealing ]

You appear to be in need of assistance.

Hey, old friend!

Who are you calling old?

Ugh.

[ Strained ] DNA compatibility confirmed.

Fusion initiated.

Much better.

How's it going, pal?

[ Sighs ] No Rustbucket, no Ben.

It's South Dakota all over again.

Well, if he doesn't get back soon,

I'm, uh, finishing his milkshake.

Uh-oh. It's his belt,

and it's damaged.

Uh-oh. This is much worse than South Dakota.

Look, tire tracks heading that way.

Call a cab.

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

Glitch: Perhaps we should try a different approach.

I got it. I got it.

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Groans ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Crash ]

Huh? Hi-ya.

Aaah!

Whoa!

Aah!

Glitch: Oh, my head or hood or something.

Huh?

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ]

Now this is more my style.

Where's your ignition, Mr. Car?

My name is not Mr. Car.

Whatever, dude.

You got a starter somewhere, right?

Although your demeanor is disagreeable,

I am detecting traces of compatible alien DNA

and unable to resist fusion.

Hey, what's going on here?

No, this is more my style.

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Groans ]

Hey, hairball!

Aah! [ Growls ]

This thing rocks.

Way better than that broken-down hunk of junk.

Glitch: Ben, I apologize for my current condition.

This invasive miscreant is beyond my control.

Quiet, you!

You don't talk to Glitch like that!

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

Close one, champ.

Aah!

Need to be faster than that!

Come at me again.

You'll see how fast Rath is.

[ Engine revving ]

Aah!

What? Huh?

Whoa!

[ Laughs ]

Huh?

Uh-oh. [ Panting ]

Whoa!

Oh, man. Aaaah!

Happy landing, Tennyson. [ Laughs ]

[ Panting ]

Nice catch, gramps.

What is the deal?

Ugh, Kevin is just being a total jerk, as usual.

Ben, you okay?

We got to get the buggy back somehow.

Don't be in such a hurry.

We don't want the buggy to end up like the Rustbucket.

Forever Knight: What happened to the RV?

Had to ditch that old jalopy.

Don't worry. I got something better.

You do not alter the plan without my permission.

Get back here immediately,

and I will evaluate the situation.

That part is gonna have to wait.

I got to take care of something first.

Do not disobey me, Kevin!

Man, talk about helicopter parenting.

Aah!

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It's not every day you get an opportunity like this.

[ Tires squeal ]

He's headed right for us!

-Aah! -Aah!

-[ Chuckles ] -What are you doing?

Can it, dashboard!

You must stop.

Not a chance.

Very well.

Aaah!

Ugh, ow.

What was that about?

I do apologize for the abrupt stop,

but an immediate halt was necessary

to protect the lives of the Tennyson family.

You're protecting them?

The Knight would find that very interesting.

Kevin, how dare you go behind my back?

You work for me.

I own you.

I got to save Glitch.

[ Beeping ]

Yeah!

What are you going to do as Heatblast?

I'm going to fight fire that's fighting

the other fire with fire.

Uh... You get what I mean.

Go take cover in the Rustbucket.

Impressive.

-Hey! -Aah!

Ah, Tennyson, so good of you to join us.

Want your ride back? Help me lose this guy.

Seriously?

You've stolen both our vehicles, totaled one of them,

and now you want my help?

Is that a no?

[ Groans ] Fine.

This better not be another one of your tricks.

[ Grunts ]

Buckle up.

Excellent, two for the price of one.

[ Beeping ]

Farewell, Tennyson.

Incoming!

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Hi-yah!

Ugh!

-Nice job, Glitch. -Thank you.

Let's hope that's the last we see of him for awhile.

Why would you ever work for that creep, anyway?

Who says I'm working for him?

Besides, not everyone is lucky enough

to have a talking car to watch over them.

Some of us have to fend for ourselves.

See you around, Dummy-son!

Hey, wait a minute!

I have to finish kicking your butt!

Ben, although I do not trust him,

I cannot help but feel bad for him.

Yeah. Me too, actually.

Good news, a tow truck will be here

in about minutes.

I hope Ben gets back soon.

Oh, never mind. Here he comes.

[ Tires squeal ]

So what happened with Kevin?

I'm not really sure,

but obviously he's got some things to work through.

Yeah, I bet.

Well, you'll be glad to know that

I managed to fix your Sumo Slammers belt.

Eh, it doesn't fit anyway.

Ooh, do you still have my milkshake?

You fail to secure the vehicle.

Then you defy me, and now you come crawling back empty-handed?

Yeah, yeah. Sorry about losing

all the tech stuff you wanted, but just hear me out.

I may have figured out how to recruit Ben Tennyson

once and for all.

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