03x19 - Introducing Kevin 11

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Here it is, kids,

the best swap meet that's all 's

and nothing else.

Oh, it's a treasure trove of great stuff

you'd never find this side of the millennium.

[ Gasps ] Like vintage "Lucky Girl" stuff.

And plenty of collectors

who will trade for my old Gachogatchi.

I'm sorry, little guy.

It just wasn't meant to be.

You deserve someone with smaller fingers.

Uh, you're qualified to take care of us, right?

Don't worry, Ben.

No one would trade anything good for you.

Ha-ha.

Wow, so much to do, so much to see.

Now, remember, all that glitters is not gold.

You have to use self-control today.

That means spending your money wisely.

Got it, Grandpa.

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna --

Ooh-hoo! Look at that!

Meet us at the food court when you're done.

Wow, who knew the 's were so awesome?

Meteor Feet.

Sweet retro cargo pants, dude.

Meteors for your feet.

Wow, thanks. Meteor, whoa, Feet.

I want a flame shirt.

No, a giant phone.

No, a --

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Meteor Feet? Oh, not Meteor Feet.

[ Panting ]

Vintage Sumo Slammer cards!

Are you getting all those cards?

Huh? Who said that? That's funny.

I thought I heard a little voice just now,

but nothing made after YK exists at this swap meet.

But I was made after the year . Exactly.

Whatever, they were all blue cards anyway.

Wait. What is that?

A vintage, mint-condition solid-gold... A vintage, mint-condition solid-gold...

... Sumo Slammers All Star figure! ... Sumo Slammers All Star figure!

It's mine!

Not this time.

[ Beeping ]

You want to collect them all?

Collect this.

[ Zapping ] Aah!

[ Groans ] Loser.

Sorry, buddy.

Not!

Kevin: Well, well, well.

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Whoa. That's not just cool.

It's 's cool.

Yi-Yi-Yi!

Kevin, what are you doing here?

Same thing as you. Looking for cool 's stuff.

[ Laughs ]

Are those Sumo Slammer cards?

Is that what you're fighting over?

Oh, no, you don't!

I earned this.

Wow, Tennyson.

Maybe I should start collecting baby toys

if you're willing to go bad guy for them.

[ Scoffs ] You're the only bad guy here, Kevin.

Didn't you know?

In the 's, it's cool to be bad. See?

"Mama said you got dunked on to the max."

Whoa, that is cool,

and it was easy to get that Slammer with my powers.

Ah, no, no, got to have self-control,

like Grandpa said.

If that's what the 's is about,

it's not as cool as I thought,

and with that rude-dude 'tude,

you'll be left in the dust with the rest of this decade.

You'll be the one left in the dust

when I show you my real wheels.

I'll be taking this.

You don't even like Sumo Slammers.

Aah!

-Aah! -Whoa!

Hey, wait, my Sumo Slammer!

Aah! Left side, weird guy!

Kevin, that's mine! Give it back!

Oh, Tennyson, nice of you to stop by.

More like nice of me to let you catch up.

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

Oh, hey, you look like you could use some --

Aah. Ohh.

Now here's a guy who needs some --

Aah!

[ Grunting ]

Finally, I collected all the bouncy blocks

and organized them by color.

Phew, well, that was close.

Aah!

Ohh!

[ Panting ]

Ohh! Whoa!

Aah!

[ Groans ]

Rush: Face it, Tennyson.

You just can't hang.

[ Grunts ] That's it!

You want to take me on for real?

[ Grunts ]

Where's the Slammer?

[ Grunts ]

Uh, long gone now, thanks to you.

Stay out of my way.

[ Gasps ] You fool!

Do you have any idea what you've unleashed?

[ Squeaking ]

Nope. Good luck with that.

[ Screaming ]

How do you think I'd look in hip-huggers?

Grandpa, stop being weird.

Ah! Was that Kevin?

I think I lost him.

Those two monsters are ruining the 's!

Two monsters?

Ben.

Maybe Kevin caused all the damage.

Yeah, the meteor men beg to differ.

Yep, Shock Rock was here.

I think he went this way.

"Kevin was here.

Ben is a loser."

[ Grumbles ]

Yep, he definitely went this way.

Just got to follow the trail of total jerk-ness.

Max: Oh, that Ben --

Grandpa! Oh, that can't be good.

When I find him, he's in big trouble.

Um, well, uh, what's wrong with taking the back streets?

[ Laughs ]

[ Beeping ]

Looks like I lost the dweeb.

[ Sniffs ]

Food court?

I could use a little fuel myself,

but first I could use a change.

Incoming!

[ Laughs ]

Thank you.

[ Munching ]

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Ha! Way to leave the box unguarded, dummy.

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-[ Laughs ] -Aah! Aah!

Skunkmoth: Nice try, shrimp.

Please be okay. Please be okay.

No!

I think you may actually b*at me

and join our crew at Sumo Con.

Come on. I haven't won yet.

Even still, I've been training

my whole existence for this moment.

I'm going to b*at the Sumo champ,

and I'll finally have something I'm good at in school.

I can't lose.

Kevin: [ Chuckles ] Hey. Huh?

[ Farts ] Kevin, gross!

Really, are you even taking this game seriously?

I am, but I didn't do it.

Kevin is the one ruining our deck.

But, Ben, you know what they say

about a bad deck of cards.

"You smelt it, you dealt it."

[ Laughs ] Nice try, Ben.

I'm gonna go play with someone

who isn't full of hot air.

But -- [ Laughs ]

You said, "Butt." [ Beeping ]

[ Laughs ]

You know what you and poots have in common?

You both stink.

Dude, it was just a joke. Chill out.

Oh, it's a real funny joke.

Maybe you should try something original.

That seems too hard for you.

What's your problem, dweeb?

I'm looking at it!

[ Both grunt ]

[ Groans ]

I was just fooling around, man.

I thought it was fun.

Well, it wasn't fun for me.

Why are you always following me around and copying me?

Find your own RV and aliens!

Why don't you go run back to your Grandpa, baby?

At least I have someone to run back to.

Uh, oh, uh, wait. I --

So that's how it is?

Hey, I didn't mean to --

You want original?

I'll give you original.

[ Shouts, snarls ]

What is that?

This big guy?

I think I'll call him...

...Bashmouth.

[ Grunts ]

Yah!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Oh, man. That's so --

Whoa! Cool.

Tell me something I don't know!

You're toast!

Ow! That was really cool.

I know, right?

[ Grunts ]

My turn to swing.

[ Grunting ]

[ Both grunting ]

Shield arms and metal teeth, how did you --

Uh, we can call timeouts, right?

Yah! Aah! That's a big no!

Kevin, you're out of control.

Who cares?

Now you're dog meat!

Ah! Ah! [ Sniffs ]

Meat?

[ Panting ]

Meat!

Okay, so, he's kind of like Rath, I guess,

only different abilities and a dog,

a very big dog.

I -- I got this.

Ah!

He's just copying everything I do,

but he gets an improved version of everything

and now an extra alien?

Wait, what if he's just

the new and improved version of me?

How am I any different?

Am I the old model that nobody cares about anymore,

just like everything at this trade show?

Gwen: Well, he's got better table manners,

despite eating off the floor.

Gwen, Grandpa!

You guys look rad.

I'm glad you're okay.

None of my aliens are good enough.

I'm not good enough.

Ben, of course you're good enough,

even when you're totally annoying.

Sorry.

What she means to say is

just because something is new and flashy

doesn't mean it's better than the original.

I mean, look at these tight threads.

What's important is you figure out who you are

and don't get caught up with comparing yourself to other people.

That's what makes it all good, yo.

Plus, you have us to make you even better.

Thanks, guys.

[ Crashing ] [ All gasp ]

[ Grunts ] Now you can use your tail

to blast the pillars blocking the exit.

But my tail is stuck.

Humungousour: Kevin, I said some stuff before,

and I'm sorry.

Now, look. You got to help me fix the mess we made.

People are going to get hurt.

Huh?

[ All screaming ]

Move!

[ Grunts ] Huh?

All right.

Just lift before I change my mind.

-This way! -Come on, everyone.

We're like a lift-machine team.

I never said I was on your team.

[ Shouts ]

Wait, Kevin!

-Ben! -Ben!

I'm fine, but I got to stop him

before he loses control again. [ Beeping ]

Max: Ben, it's over.

But we almost had him!

He's long gone now, but, in the meantime,

we can help these people with cleanup.

And even if he comes back, we'll take him on with you.

Forever Knight: What a surprise,

another loss due to lack of control.

Kevin: I told you I can do this on my own.

Really? Aah! [ Scoffs ]

It doesn't look like it.

You may have more power,

but unless you learn to control it,

you'll always lose.

But it doesn't have to be that way.

With my help, you'll surpass him

in every way imaginable.

Ugh, fine.

Hey, now. What have we here?

Somebody once told me about finders keepers.

I never thought it would happen like this.

Mwah! [ Gags ]

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Gwen: Yep, Shock Rock was here.

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