03x35 - Prey or Play

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Ah!

Well? Come in, Billy.

My time is valuable, so this better be interesting.

Oh, I think it is.

You see, this involves a certain nemesis of yours --

Tennyson.

I need you to fetch him for me.

Fetch?

Billy Billions is not your dog!

I don't expect you to do it for free.

Oh, and what could you possibly offer me?

Cash, minions, power?

The realistic holograms in place of real human affection?

How about tickets to a highly exclusive

Adrenaland park on a private island?

Admission is extremely limited.

Even the elite must wait in line.

Now, this ticket has your name on it,

but I know of someone else who's already received his.

Who's the other person?

Adrenaland!

I can't believe I get to go to Adrenaland!

Whoo-hoo!

A top secret Adrenaland on a private island!

It's a dream come true!

Last time we went to Adrenaland,

I didn't even get to ride anything because of Ben,

and now he gets a ticket hand delivered with his name on it?

It's not fair!

[ Laughing ]

You know how much time Ben spends on social media.

He probably won some contest or something.

Right, Ben?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Adrenaland!

Don't worry, Gwen. We'll find our way in, too.

-Fine. -Hey, there's the lucky winner.

Why don't you come with us? -Through the VIP entrance!

-Aaah! -We're right behind you!

Come on. Let's find the ticket line.

Oh. Uh, that was easy.

[ Whines ]

I'm sure we're not missing much.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

He's already in? It's not fair!

We'll catch up soon. After all,

I mean, how long could the line possibly be?

Uh-huh! Check it out!

Greetings, valued guest.

Your appearance is currently not up to code.

Not to worry.

[ Deepened voice ] We will assimilate you!

[ Normal voice ] As a VIP ticket holder,

we're pleased to offer you a catalog of options

to help you blend in.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Deep-fried hundred-dollar bills! Get your deep-fried hundos!

It's amazing!

Hey, what's with the huge line?

I thought this place was super-exclusive.

Excuse me! Aaah!

Oh, they're holograms, sir.

So you can still get the fulfilling experience

of being better than the riffraff.

Well, if that's really how you do it

around here, then okay!

Step aside, lesser mortal. Aaah!

Did I mention we sample the holograms from actual commoners?

Greetings, valued park guest.

Please end my suffering and skip to the front of the line.

Hmm. Kind of creepy.

The hologram does not please you?

Ah, I know what will.

[ Grunting ]

Is this to your satisfaction, sir?

Well, I guess I could walk over to the ride,

but I would be using my precious energy.

Of course not, sir.

A ridiculous assumption on my part.

[ Grunting ]

Anything else, sir?

This is acceptable.

You may go.

Wow! So fancy.

The Internet needs to see this.

Whoa!

All right! Yeah!

[ Gasps ]

Aaah!

At least Gwen tired herself out.

Ah, she looks so peaceful.

I am not sleeping!

I'm just conserving my energy

to be more angry at Ben later.

Great. [ Chuckles ] That's great.

I can't blame you for being frustrated, though.

This line hasn't moved in an hour.

Let's find a manager and get to the bottom of this.

Excuse me. Are you a manager?

Ah, you must be the last two mascots.

Get in, get in!

Oh, no, no. We're not...

Roll with it, Grandpa!

But -- but, Gwen...

Roll with it.

Um, yep. That's us, mascots.

Great. I'll take your word for it since there was nothing

at all suspicious about that interaction.

Now hurry. You've almost missed orientation.

[ Laughs ]

[ Deepened voice ] You don't want to miss it!

Excuse me. Anyone sitting here?

Just me and my crushing boredom.

Great!

Narrator: Welcome to Galahad, Inc.,

Acquisition Experts.

Laser Town, Pancake Palace, and now, Adrenaland.

But today, we acquired the most important property

of all -- you!

The more we acquire, the more we connect.

Galahad, Inc. is like a family.

Remember your family?

That's good.

Ugh! What now?

[ Gasps ] Grandpa! Ben is in trouble.

Family...

Look!

[ Gasps ] Ben! We have to help him.

Excuse me. We need to leave.

A family emergency.

But Galahad, Inc. is our family.

She's right, you know.

Okay. I can do this.

I just got to...

roll with it!

This ride isn't supposed to sh**t real lasers!

Where are they coming from?

Huh?

[ Moans ]

Whoa!

Aaah!

Billy?

Surprised, Tennyson?

Let's see.

Private park for rich kids, mandatory dress code,

deep-fried hundred-dollar bills on a stick.

Nah, it makes total sense that you're here.

But speaking of surprise...

Yah!

[ Gasps ]

Hey!

[ Groans ] This show isn't over!

Narrator: Galahad, Inc.

You can trust us, and you will.

And the show is over.

Wasn't that...

[ deepened voice ] enlightening?

Congratulations, everyone.

You're all now uniquely qualified to serve our guests.

Thanks for the earplugs, Grandpa.

Like I always say, "Be ready to nap,

and you'll be ready for anything."

Okay, Grandpa. Let's go. Aah!

Oh, you can't leave.

Not till you get your mascot costume.

[ Normal voice ] That's right, and you two get the best one.

You got to try harder than that to lose me, Billy!

Lose you? [ Laughs ] But then I couldn't do this!

Aah, aah! Aah! [ Laughs ]

Aaaah!

Ugh!

Where are you, rat?

Quit touching these rides with your commoner hands!

I get to go on them first!

My watch says I've got other options.

[ Grunts ]

All right, Billy Butthead.

Let's see you out b*at Four Arms!

Huh?

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, nah.

Not today, Tentacles. Whoa!

Tentacles are gross, but, ugh, drones I can handle.

[ Buzzer sounds ] Oops!

[ Laughs ]

Seriously, what's the appeal of an octopus ride?

Whoa, whoa!

You scared of a baby ride, Ben?

Ha, no!

They're just not exciting enough!

[ Grunting ]

You're ruining my park!

-[ Grunts ] -Out of my way, peasant!

You're the pheasant! [ Grunts ]

Mascot: Guys, I can't start the ride until you sit properly.

[ Grunting ]

Great. Have fun!

-Aah! -Aah!

[ Both screaming ]

[ Both laughing ]

Ugh!

Peace!

Hey!

Get out of my park!

But why?

We were having such a good time.

Uh, whoa!

Ugh! Let's get this ball rolling.

Huh?

Nice. [ Groans ]

You're only VIP if it stands for

volcanically incompetent plebian!

Nobody likes a button masher, Billy!

Where are you going?

[ Groans ]

Don't soil that slide with your mediocrity!

Going up!

And down!

[ Laughs ] Hey!

No drones allowed!

Let's see if you guys are waterproof.

Huh! [ Chuckles ] Guess not.

Oh, no.

Aaaah!

Aah!

Where'd that fool go now?

Wait. He's going on...

-[ Grunting ] -...every...

-Whoa! -...single...

ride!

Aaah!

Ugh.

Oh, great.

Timed out.

Aaah! Ugh!

You soiled every ride with your filth.

My entire day is ruined.

You think you can just walk in like you own the place?

You don't own anything.

But I do!

I own those drones!

I own these mind-controlled peons,

and now I'm going to own you!

And there's no one who's going to bail you out!

-Neigh! -Neigh!

Neigh!

Gross! Well, don't just stand there.

Stop it before it gets near me, you dolts!

Neigh, neigh!

-Aaah! -Oh!

[ Grunting ]

Yeah! Get 'em, weird horse-thing!

Who are you, magical warrior?

Ben, it's us!

-Sorry to crash your party. -You kidding me?

That was awesome!

Billy: Aren't you forgetting something?

How do you plan on stopping my zombie workers?

Easy, by showing them they're not getting paid.

-Huh? -Huh?

-What? -Strike, strike, strike, strike!

Big strike!

Strike, strike, strike!

Well, at least I still have my drones. [ Laughs ]

[ Glass shatters ]

I don't know how you do it, Tennyson.

Even when I have everything,

you still manage to take it away from me.

Maybe because it's better to share stuff than be alone.

Hmm. Explain.

Dude, I had more fun sharing pictures of the park

than keeping it to myself.

I even had fun sharing the coaster with you.

You get what I mean?

I think I get it, but wait.

Let me think this over. Hmm.

[ Cash register dings ]

Hmm. [ Grunts ]

Eww! I can't believe I was about to consider that.

Yes, Master Billions?

Take me home before I follow through with charity work.

Gwen: So, feeling rich wasn't that great, huh?

Yeah, I'll admit it.

I would never want to become that spoiled.

Ben, when it comes to being a stable boy,

you're our "mane" guy.

Whoa. Rein it in, Grandpa.

Stop!

Well, we still got a whole park to explore,

and we happen to be employees who watched orientation.

Whoo-hoo! We're back in the saddle!

Wait. Grandpa, we didn't watch the video!

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