03x36 - Beware the Scare-Crow

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Gwen: Okay. My turn.

I spy with my little eye...

Nothing.

Don't be such a drama queen.

Why don't we play a game on the computer?

Oh, yeah!

There's this new "Sumo Slammers" game

I've been wanting to download!

[ Blinks ]

[ Buzzer sounds ]

[ Grumbles ]

No cell service either.

[ Groans ] Here.

Why don't you read a book?

No Wi-Fi needed.

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What am I doing?

I'm going crazy!

[ Sighs ] Relax, Ben. We're almost there.

You'll just have to entertain yourself until then.

[ Groans ]

I spy with my little eye something...

...creepy!

Aah! [ Grunts ] Hold on, kids.

It's gotten a little bumpy!

Ohh! Aah!

Aah!

Grandpa!

[ Tires screech ]

We're here. [ Panting ]

Great. Where exactly is here?

Hi, Benny! Aah!

Did you forget your seatbelt?

Surprise! We're visiting Cousin Penny!

Oh. Oh. Oh!

Hi, Penny.

Benji, welcome to the farm.

My grandpa bought it years ago

from some cranky old prospector.

Wow. Looks like you can have a whole lot of fun here.

So what's your Wi-Fi password? Ben.

[ Snorts, laughs ]

[ Snorts ] Oh, Benji, you're so funny.

There's no Wi-Fi here!

No Internet?

What about TV? -Nope.

-Video games? -Nada.

-Cellphone service? -None.

Oh, yeah, listen, sonny. I'm a-say,

you ain't going to get, I'm a-say,

no technology out here, yep.

Wait. What'd he say? [ Laughs ]

Mac, it's been too long!

Is it just me, or am I seeing double?

Kids, this is Penny's grandfather

and my old fishing buddy, Mac Bennyson.

He's offered to let us stay here for a few days,

you know, take in some fresh air.

Mm, some a-say, son,

you gon' rock in the chair?

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Have fun, kids!

Fun?

We have no TV, no Internet!

Well, we'll just have to make do with what we got

like Grandpa!

[ Laughs ]

Grandpa is different! He's old!

Well, I'm gonna go finish my book.

Gwen, wait!

Hup!

[ Magical music plays ]

Don't leave me alone with...

[ Groans ]

All right, Penny, go ahead.

What are the rules?

Oh, Ben, my grandpa bought this farm

for the sole purpose

of relaxation and easy living

and corn -- lots and lots of corn!

That's the one rule here, Ben --

staying out of Grandpa's prized corn.

Think you can handle it?

Of course I can handle it!

[ Rustling ] [ Wind whistles ]

Aristocrow: Caw.

Aah! Ben, are you okay?

Oh, yeah, totally fine.

You know, Grandpa said city folk tend to fear corn.

Please, I fight villains.

I'm not afraid of no corn.

But I can assure you,

I'll not be going into it.

[ Grunts ] Aah!

[ Pig snorts ]

I'm a good person.

I need to find something to do on this boring farm

before I go crazy!

[ Ting! ] [ Laughs ]

No, no, no!

Can't play with an a*?

Well, I got the next best thing --

skipping stones!

[ Grunts ]

You can't skip stones here, Benji.

It's dangerous for the ducks!

[ Spits ]

Some a-say quack.

I thought there was no rules on this farm.

Wonder what's in there.

[ All chickens clucking ]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Penny, you don't even need to bother.

[ Tapping ]

I am having so much fun.

Penny said I couldn't mess with the corn,

but she didn't mention anything about the canned stuff!

All right, you sorry excuse for a vegetable,

you're going down!

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Time for some good old-fashioned target practice!

[ Grunts ]

How'd you like that?

Huh? Oh, no.

I better fix this before Penny finds out.

No one will know I was here!

Oh, come on, corn.

Why you got to be like that?

Caw. Huh?

Oh, I really don't like that scarecrow.

Just don't think about it.

That scarecrow wouldn't stand a chance against Diamondhead.

Can't b*at these puppies!

You hear that -- Aah!

Aah! Where did it go?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[ Shouts ] Caw!

[ Panting ]

Caw!

[ Panting ]

Come on, baby! I need you right now!

Caw!

Run, little legs! Run!

[ Grunts ]

Hurry. We got to get out of here!

There's a -- a scarecrow. What?

But it was literally right behind me two seconds ago!

Good try, Benji, but a tall tale

isn't gonna get you out of this one.

I'm not making this up!

I was staying out of the corn like you said

when, uh, something happened.

This?

Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.

But -- Not another word, Benji.

You broke the rules,

and now you got to tell Grandpa Mac what you did.

Now come on. It's time for supper.

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So, Ben, did you find anything fun to do today?

Yeah, Benji, tell us what you did,

especially Grandpa Mac.

Yeah, I -- I've got something to say.

Your creepy scarecrow tried to eat me!

It flew through the air

and nearly gobbled me up before Penny appeared!

We ain't gotten no scarecrow.

Now hush on up there and eat your niblets, Ben.

No scarecrow?

Then what chased me out there?

Probably the guilt seeping in, rule breaker.

Whatever. I'll see you guys later.

But your niblets!

Man, this isn't fair.

I'm, like, the most honest person I know!

Well, if they won't believe me,

I'll just have to give them proof.

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-Some a-say [Howling] -[ Howling ]

Do you guys have to have a howling contest?

Geez, I'm already enough on edge as it is!

Corn everywhere!

All right. Come on out.

You think a hero like me

is scared of a scrawny scarecrow?

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-Caw! -Aah!

Got you!

[ Beeps ]

You're going down, scarecrow!

[ Grunts ]

Incoming! What?

Oh, no! [ Coughs ]

Oh, I better not see any corn after this trip!

Caw! Oh, no, you don't!

That's it! I'm ending this now!

[ Grunts ]

Oh. [ Beeps ]

And, of course, I timed out.

Please don't come back! Please don't come back!

Caw!

[ Grimaces ]

Haven't you learned your lesson, Ben?

Penny!

I told you to stay out of the fields!

It wasn't my fault!

I was chasing the scarecrow!

Tell me you saw it this time!

No! The only thing I see is a rule breaker!

I mean, just look at this place, Ben!

You're definitely telling Grandpa Mac

exactly what you did to his corn

tomorrow morning!

Penny showed up

just as the scarecrow disappeared again.

Look, I get it.

I know you like having fun, Benji,

but rules are meant to keep you safe

as well as everyone else!

You've got to be better about listening!

Whoa! Almost got dizzy thinking.

Got to watch out next time.

Some a-say cock-a-doodle-doo!

Morning, Ben. How'd you sleep last night?

If he got any sleep, that is.

Isn't there something you want to tell Grandpa Mac?

Oh, you talking about the scarecrow, Penny?

Cornfields be messing with your head,

I'm a-say now, so eat your niblets.

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Gwen: Ben, you okay?

You haven't even touched your niblets yet.

Gwen, I think Penny might be the scarecrow.

You're joking, right?

Gwen, I'm serious.

There's something strange going on here,and I have a feeling

that Penny's right in the middle of it all.

Mark my words.

All right, Ben, I got nothing going on today anyways.

Penny always shows up when I'm up to something,

so I'll just do what I always do.

Aw, drats. Wow.

When did Penny find the time to do this?

No Benji, huh?

You weren't planning to hop over the barbed wire, were you?

Oh, just cut the act.

What are you talking about?

I know you're the scarecrow.

Benji, are you still going on about that outlandish story?

I told you, we don't have a scarecrow here!

That's exactly what a scarecrow person would say.

Uh, Ben, there's a flying --

Not now, Gwen. I'm winning.

For the last time, there is no...

-Caw! -Aah! Help me!

Ben, she's being taken away!

I'm not falling for her tricks again.

Penny: [ In distance ] Seriously, help me!

Okay. Maybe it's not a trick.

[ Beeping ]

[ Grunts ] Come on.

We need to find Penny quick.

That scarecrow is nothing but bad news.

Gwen: Penny, where are you? Penny! Penny!

Penny! Penny, where are you? Penny!

Ugh, I can't see anything with this corn in the way!

Aristocrow: Caw!

And don't get me started on that cawing, dumb scarecrow.

Caw! [ Groans ]

That's it!

[ Grunts ] Gwen: Aah!

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ] Hey, wait.

Is that Steam Smythe?

Benji! The Tennyson brat!

Come to foil my plans again?

Steam Smythe is here? That explains --

Actually, that doesn't explain anything thing at all.

Yeah, seriously.

You see, this farm was my technology-free paradise

before this pesky family took it from me in foreclosure.

But getting it all back was as simple

as recruiting an old friend of mine.

-Aristocrow? -Aristocrow?

Caw!

I thought you left Steam Smythe?

I thought we were aristo-bros.

Steam Smythe: Well, it seems that your aristo-bro

is easily swayed by the very thing you hate!

Kevin? Corn, you buffoon!

You literally said you hated it not even a minute ago!

No matter.

With my companion at my side once again,

I can take back what was mine!

But we just destroyed all of the corn.

There's more substance to our partnership than just corn!

Aristocrow: Caw! Uh, get back here, you useless dote of a bird!

Huh. Looks like it's just you and me.

I don't need him!

I have the power of steam with me,

the only power that can guarantee

that this land will be mine once again!

And it'll finally --

[ Clangs ] Oh! Uh, I will des--

[ Clangs ] Ohh!

Ugh! Oh, I will des--

[ Clangs ] Oh! Aah! Aah!

[ Clanging ] Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

I think I need vacation.

This used to be mine!

I just wanted this paradise back --

no technology, no electricity,

just me and my steam-powered inventions!

[ Engine starts ]

Look, Penny, I'm sorry for accusing you the way I did.

It's okay. I know you were just scared.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Even heroes get scared.

So we're good?

-Oh, we're always good! -Ugh!

Max: Ben, we've got to get a move on now.

Till next time! [ Shudders ]

I really hope not!

Oh, Benji, you're so funny!

[ Laughing, snorting ]

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[ Groans ]

I am so glad we're going back to civilization.

Grandpa? Gwen?

Uh, some a-say, Ben,

you never did get to eating of your niblets.

[ Screams ]

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Cock-a-doodle-doo!

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