03x37 - The Night Ben Tennyson Came to Town

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[ Humming nervously ]

-Aah! -Ben?

Watch out! It's Forever Knight!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ben, hold it!

We just hit a bump.

Why are you so worried about Forever Knight right now?

More like why are you not?

He's so obsessed with this team thing he's building.

Who knows what he's willing to do?

Forever Knight's just another weirdo in a funny costume.

You could b*at him with your eyes closed.

You just need some time to chill right here

in Wheeler,

the liveliest mining town on Route !

Huh.

Hm. Maybe it's an old flyer.

Oh, that building looks like it might be a tourist office.

Let's see if they have maps.

This has Forever Knight written all over it!

He must have planted that phony flyer to bait us here!

It must have just been junk mail.

How does the Rustbucket get junk mail?

[ Door creaks ] Hello?

Maybe they're all out to lunch?

Yeah, or maybe we're walking right into

Forever Knight's -- Aah!

...Trap.

Why, hello there.

Oh, no, you don't. Whoa. Ben, hold your horses.

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[ Coughs ]

Ah, sorry about that.

Welcome to Wheeler!

And over yonder is our creek.

You can get yourself a sieve at our general store

if y'all like panning for gold!

Hoo-hoo!

You know, you never know. You might get lucky!

Absolutely fascinating!

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[ Makes spooky noise ]

Gwen, there's something really suspicious happening here,

but I can't shake that feeling

that Forever Knight will pop out at any moment!

Ben, you're jumping at shadows.

It's just a deserted town.

There's literally nothing here.

Pete: And here we have the old stables

where we don't have no horses,

at least not the living kind.

[ Spooky noise ]

All righty, folks.

Feel free to wander about the town for a while.

Don't forget to meet back here in a bit

for the old train tour!

Have fun!

Hey, anybody want a souvenir from the old general store?

I want to get me one of them gold sieves.

Pete: Howdy!

Welcome to the general store!

Aah!

You're not getting the slip on me, Forever Knight!

Hyah!

Haunted overalls?

But how?

[ Clattering ]

[ Cat meows ]

My shelf!

Gah! [ Cat meows ]

Here at the old blacksmith's,

we craft all our old metal doohickies on this here anvil.

She's older than the town itself.

I call her Anvila.

Aah!

[ Ting! ]

Forever Knight!

[ Beeping ]

What?

Anvilaaaaa!

[ Crashes ]

For the last time,

my father looks nothing like that statue!

[ Ting! ]

Okay, I see it now.

Okay, Ben. You really need to relax.

You're starting to look like you've seen a ghost.

[ Spooky noise ]

Not that kind. Like, a real kind.

I'm not seeing ghosts, Gwen.

Forever Knight is here.

I can feel it in my bones.

What you should be feeling, Ben, is that warm, desert breeze.

Ahh!

It's a beautiful day for a breather,

wouldn't you say, kiddo?

Yeah. I guess.

Come on, Ben.

We'll go on this nice train ride.

That should calm you right down.

Whoopee.

All aboard!

Howdy. Are we too late for the tour?

Aah!

It's, uh -- [ Chuckles nervously ]

It's you guys. [ Chuckles nervously ]

Well, of course you can!

Get on, folks.

But please don't go touching nothing, little boy.

Now, if y'all look to your right,

you'll see the old abandoned gold mine.

Don't forget to sign up

for our nightly spooky ghost tour, too.

You never know what kind of restless spirits

might be making a guest appearance!

Gwen: We totally have to do that.

[ Train whistle blows ] [ Groans ]

[ Gasps ] The tracks!

You aren't gonna mess with my family ever again,

Forever Knight!

Up ahead, you'll see the old bridge

what'll bring us over our famous gully.

[ Gasps ] What in tarnation?

[ Grunting ]

[ Gasps ] Ben, what are you doing?

[ Grunting ]

Both: Aah!

[ Grunts ]

[ Brakes squeal ]

[ Grunts ]

This is not the time for Slapback!

[ Shudders ] If we don't make it through this,

tell Anvila I love her!

Okay. We need to try something else.

Ooh! I have an idea!

[ All grunting ]

Ben, what could you possibly think you're doing?

Slapback: No need to worry!

Forever Knight must have pulled

one of the nails loose in the track.

But we made sure no one got hurt.

[ Screaming ]

I'm not making it up!

There really was a nail sticking out of the track!

There are better ways to handle that kind of thing

that don't involve property destruction.

Even if there was something wrong with the rails,

why would you assume it was Forever Knight?

Who else would it be?

It's an old, busted-up ghost town.

Things are just starting to fall apart.

[ Rattles ] Not this time, Forever Knight!

Oh, oh, okay.

You probably don't need to come on the ghost tour with us.

In fact, I know exactly what you need.

I do not need a nap.

[ Gasps ]

I cannot think of

a single not-Forever-Knight-related

reason for that!

[ Grunts ] [ Beeping ]

[ Grunts ]

Hmm.

[ Gasps ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Clang ]

[ Gasps ] It's him!

Ah-ha!

Not you again!

I just want to do my ghost tours.

Just get out of here before you ruin something else!

But...I just... Grandpa?

You should probably go back to the hotel. Pete: [ Whimpering ]

[ Sighs ]

Maybe I am going bonkers.

[ Beeping ]

What?

What is this thing?

Computer voice: Device activated.

Detonation imminent.

Aah!

[ Clatters ]

[ Beeping ] What?

[ Grunting ]

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[ Grunting ] Aah!

[ Zapping ]

Hyah!

Whoa!

[ Groans ]

XLR: It's you!

Hello, Tennyson.

I wasn't expecting you so soon.

What are you up to?

I would rather not waste time explaining it.

Oh, want to get straight to the fight, huh?

Well, fine with me!

[ Screams ]

You have an obvious talent for this.

But raw aptitude is worthless without training

and competent leadership.

Aah!

[ Screams ]

You sure are running your mouth a lot there.

Getting scared? Hardly.

Ohh!

[ Grunts ]

Aah! Aah!

Ugh! Ohh! Ohh!

Huh. Restless spirits?

Aah! Aah!

Let's wrap this up, shall we?

Your spirit is admirable.

Join me, Tennyson.

You deserve this opportunity.

Rah!

[ Grunts ] Aah!

One more b*mb!

[ Beeping ]

That's the last of them!

Aah! Whoa!

Whoa.

Forgive me if I don't offer you

the courtesy of restraint any longer.

Aah!

[ Groans ]

I do hope you'll reconsider my offer.

[ Coughs ] My family's safe.

I wrecked all your plans!

I still won!

It's so very charming that you think

this is the only chamber I put expl*sives in.

What?

[ Explosions ]

Hold on, guys! I'm coming!

The ghosts sure are, uh, lively tonight.

Whoa!

[ All screaming ]

Aah! Aah! So much for a relaxing getaway!

[ Exhales sharply ] Agreed.

How you doing back there, Ben?

[ Beeping ] Oh, you know, hanging in there.

[ Grunts ] What the heck happened back there?

It was Forever Knight!

He rigged charges all over the mountain!

We got bigger problems to deal with.

Like what?

Like that rock slide!

Incoming!

On it! [ Grunts ]

[ Cart screeches ] [ All shout ]

Look! We're heading straight for the town!

And so is the rockslide! Oh, no!

My whole livelihood's gonna get pummeled by rocks!

Anvila!

Seriously?

[ Beeping ]

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I'm gonna melt the rocks.

I need you guys to get me closer.

Okay, everyone. Follow my lead.

[ Screeches ]

[ Straining ]

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There we go. Job well done.

Uh, Ben? Now we have lava.

[ All scream ]

We need to find a way

to divert the lava away from the town.

There, the gully!

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No, not my gully!

Seriously?

Hyah!

[ All screaming ]

Hyah!

[ All scream, grunt ]

Hyah!

Ah!

Ohh...

[ Grunts ] [ Beeping ]

Well, let's hope that works.

[ Whimpering ]

Well, it looks like everything turned out all right.

Ben, we need to talk.

You're right.

We need to talk about this Forever Knight situation.

We've got to find a way to stay a step ahead of him.

Um, not quite.

We need to talk about your behavior.

Your actions caused a lot of damage today.

My what? What do you mean?

The shelf in the general store,

the statue you threw an anvil at,

the train tracks...

Well, yeah.

I did kind of destroy all that stuff,

but those are small things.

I did save the town after all.

From a disaster you caused!

It was Forever Knight!

He's been after us since we've been here!

Ben, at no point here did anyone see him

except for you.

And acting on those impulses

endangered us and everyone in the whole town!

[ Sighs ]

Ben, you're grounded.

It's for your own good.

I'm sorry.

Come on, Gwen. You've seen Forever Knight.

You know how he is!

You have to believe me!

Not this time.

I just wanted to have some fun.

Hey, there.

I'm sorry my grandson nearly destroyed your town

and demolished the mine.

Are you kidding me?

I'm rich!

[ Laughs ]

Wow.

I guess there was still gold in the old mine.

How convenient?

Pete: [ Laughing ]

Gwen: [ Laughs ] [ Groans ]

[ Beeps softly ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

Forever Knight: Now, young Tennyson,

without your family to distract you,

you're one step closer to joining me.

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Hyah!

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