03x43 - Wheels of Fortune

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♪ Well, it's just another day ♪ ♪ Just another day, just another day ♪

[ Tires screech ] Aah! My purse!

♪ Just another day ♪ My dog!

[ Song skipping ]

Cut it out, Ben. I don't get it.

Is this supposed to be a DVD or something?

It's a compact disc.

But for short, you can call it a CD.

People buy them to listen to music.

CDs have a nice, warm sound to them.

Unlike HD MPs today.

I don't need to hear people breathing.

Out of all the cool things

at the thrift store, you get this?

My tablet can play music and movies.

You should get something that you can use everywhere.

Like this Sumo Slammers special edition

arcade Tournament T-Shirt!

Ben, no one wants that smelly shirt.

Oh. I guess I was wrong.

My shirt!

Oh, we should listen to track seven.

It's by the band Girls to Women.

Hey, speed freak!

Get back here!

[ Panting ]

Oh, he actually stopped. [ Chuckles ]

And Grandpa thinks yelling doesn't solve anything.

[ Tires screech ] Aah!

Oh, ho, ho, nice to see you again, Tennyson.

Do you like my new ride?

What's up, dweeb?

Kevin and LaGrange?

Hey, that's my shirt!

You mean my shirt?

Pillows, no!

Ah, don't worry, my boy.

We can steal many more furry creatures.

LaGrange, you're robbing people?

I thought your gimmick was going fast or something.

Huh?

I don't always have to tell you my plan.

[ Beeping ]

[ Tires screech ]

Qu'est-que c'est?!

No fuel?

I need more Dark Matter to power le'super car, eh!

Messy boy! Re-fill!

Don't you ever give me commands.

Say please when you want my help!

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[ Engine revs ]

Now that's more my speed!

Oh, you're not getting away that easily!

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Oh, wow, we've gotten so many donations

for the thrift shop today!

[ Glass shatters ] Phew.

Well, at least there is some stuff left.

[ Laughs ] Give it up, Tennyson!

[ Groans ] Quoi?!

What's going on back there?

Aah!

Hey, now!

I have the right of way!

Ugh, Kevin, I'm gonna get that shirt back.

Enough of this petty crime.

It's time for the big leagues!

[ Cash register dings, tires screech ]

Hey! The bank is back that way!

Ho, ho, ho, ho! Change of plans, pasty boy!

Huh? Hey! What is this mess?!

Let go of me!

Let go...[ Groans ]

Feeling woozy...

[ Laughs ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Groans ]

Am I just a fuel source to you?

Well...

Yeah, I mean, I thought I made that clear

by trapping you and stuff, you know...

[ Laughs ] Trouble in villain paradise?

So you picked speed boy this time, eh?

It's XLR!

Hey, don't steal my...thing!

Like you've been stealing all...day?!

Stealing is okay if it's...moi!

Kevin: Let me go!

[ Tires screech ]

No more of this foolishness!

Huh? Hey, what's this?!

[ Grunts ]

Let me go, you wannabe Frenchman!

Ho, ho, almost there!

There is no use resisting!

I cannot afford to set you free.

You see, you are a key in my plan

to becoming world famous!

Man!

Why are you obsessed with racing?!

Sadly, it is all I have after I was banned

from the pro speed-chess tournaments.

[ Laughs ] Nerd. Nice one!

[ Chuckles ] Aah!

W-What is he doing?

XL-A-Kick!

[ Grunts ]

Watch where you're going, Geek-a-son!

This car is going too fast!

So if I can't take out LaGrange,

I'll just take you out!

Yeah, help me get out of here!

You... want me to get you out?

This jerk double-crossed me!

Maybe you should start making better friends.

[ Groans ]

So why haven't you broken out yet?

I can't because of this soul-sucking device.

Just go Quad Smack and smash your way out.

[ Groans ] Oh, right.

Yes, yes, yes! Finally full!

[ Laughs ]

Time break the land speed record!

LaGrange!

Huh? Aah!

No, I won't let you stop me that easily.

[ Horn honks ]

[ All screaming ]

LaGrange!LaGrange!

[ Laughs ] This is why I always wear a seatbelt!

Drat, I lost my fuel source.

Ah, no matter,

This should be more than enough to achieve my goal!

[ Laughs ]

Ugh, man!

There's no way XLR can catch up to him now!

I don't think Rush could, either.

Welp! Not my problem.

Wha-What do you mean not your problem?

It means I'm outta here.

[ Beeping ]

[ Tires screech ]

Now, if you'd be so kind to give me my shirt,

I can be on my way.

No way. [ Groans ]

What do I have to do get my shirt back?!

Help me get back at LaGrange.

Ooh, hoo, is that you asking me for a favor?

What? No way!

It's your responsibility!

You're the "hero" here.

Yep, who knows what mayhem LaGrange will cause

after using me for my powers?

So do your job, Tennyson.

Stop the bad guy.

Ugh, curse my selfless nature and pure heart.

Not unless you give me my shirt back!

First we stop LaGrange, then you get your shirt back.

So, a little quid porque, huh?

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I'm driving!I'm driving!

[ Grunts ]

Sorry, bro, only room for one.

Now, watch this!

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Glitch: Hello, Benjamin.

Let's go, Glitch. Catch us up to LaGrange!

Umm, nah.

I just finished a -hour shift

driving for the new ride-sharing app.

I'm on my break. What?

You know, transporting humans to their desired locations.

I'm sure you two can figure it out.

All right, let's get going.

Kevin, with you pushing the rusty buggy,

we can catch up to LaGrange in minutes!

Yeah, yeah. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Follow my lead!

Just make sure you can control this thing!

Glitch: Lucky for you two,

LaGrange also drives for RideShare,

and his location is traceable through the app.

It seems LaGrange is heading toward Japan.

Sweet, let's go!

[ Tires screech ]

Anything else, dears?

Gwen, I believe you know what time it is.

Sundae Sunday!

[ Laughing ] Yes, yes!

I can feel the power!

With the Dark Matter fueling my engine,

I'll smash the land speed record!

[ Tires screech ]

[ Ducks quacking ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Laughs ]

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Hey, my first time in France.

Aw, mon amour! [ Chuckles ]

[ Tires screech ]

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Wowee, that hit the spot!

Mmm-mmm. What now?

Now we stunt on 'em.

[ Upbeat music plays ]

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[ Engine revs ]

Yes! [ Laughs ]

Churning horsepower!

f*ring on all cylinders!

Raw speed!

[ Glass shattering ]

Nothing else matters but pure speed!

Ben: Surprise, surprise!

[ Grunting ]

Oh, what is wrong with you?

[ Glass shatters ]

No! What?! No! No! No! No! No! No!

I was so close!

You're gonna regret using me for my power!

What? That's all that matters to you?

He's wrecking things all over the world!

Can it, Ben.

You're only in it for the shirt, remember?

What? No!

Well, uh, maybe.

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Huh? Jackpot!

Vintage enamel pins!

Oh, how could this day be any more perfect?

[ Gasps ] A kitty pin!

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All right, we're back in the city.

Now we can catch up to him.

Glitch: Ooh, how about some car-chase music?

Uh, no.

Can't this hunk of junk go any faster?

[ Tires screech ]

Ooh, you two numbskulls ruined my sh*t at glory!

Yeah? Well, now we're gonna ruin your new car!

We're close enough! Launch me!

Aah! Aah!

[ Both grunting ]

[ Tires screech ]

Hmm. Meh.

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[ Tires screech ]

Aah! [ Grunts ]

Hey, watch the paint job.

[ Grunts ]

[ Tires screech ]

Oh, yeah! [ Laughs ]

I single-handedly took out LaGrange.

Okay, Mr. La-Grang-ey --

It's...LaGrange!

Uh-huh, well, it looks like you racked up

about $. million in damages

in seven different countries,

trespassing on half a dozen world heritage sites,

and one count of upsetting a Japanese tea ceremony.

Ah, a small price to pay for the chance

to reach the highest speed ever recorded on Earth.

Yeah, yeah, save it for the courtroom, pal.

A pin to pop the tire.

Not bad. Thanks!

Ben: Uh, excuse me.

All right, Kevin, we stopped LaGrange

and restored your fragile ego.

I think you owe me my shirt back.

Deal's a deal.

Yay!

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