02x02 - Your Day In Court

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "So Help Me Todd". Aired: September 29, 2022 – present.*
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Follows Todd, who has good instincts as a private investigator, but lacks direction and is the black sheep of his family.
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02x02 - Your Day In Court

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Sorry. Excuse me.

Oh, my God. I'm so not ready.

I am so ready.

BAILIFF: All rise!

WOMAN: Is this gonna take all day?

MAN: I can't believe
I have traffic court.

MAN 2: There's so many people here.

WOMAN 2: God, I hate traffic court.

MAN 3: Traffic court is hell.

MAN 4: Did you see the
guy throw up in the corner?

- All rise!
- REPORTER: ... b*rned down the restaurant,

k*lling the man inside.

REPORTER 2: The highly
anticipated trial begins today.

REPORTER 3: The couple are known
as the "Sweetheart K*llers."

- All rise.
- WOMAN: It's really her.

[PEOPLE WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

So, if the judge agrees with our
motion to dismiss the charges,

uh, we will be done before lunch.

[CHUCKLES] I-I know this is still...

Terrifying. You should be terrified.

Fear keeps us alive.

Your entire career, your whole life

boils down to this moment.

And this may be the most important case

that Crest, Folding
& Wright has ever had.

BAILIFF BONNIE: In the circuit
court of the state of Oregon

for the county of Multnomah

Lavender Kirk vs. Roland Biondi.

Plaintiff suing for $9 million.

And the plaintiff's attorney?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm here,

Your Honor, uh,

but, uh, we do have one question.

Six parking tickets in ten days?

Six parking tickets
does sound like a lot.

You see, I no longer
have a home anymore,

and I was parking on the street

outside of my brother's apartment,

where I have been living because,

for various reasons,
I-I don't have access

to any of my money.

It's been an unusual few weeks.

But I think that...

This is outrageous, subjecting my client

to repeated att*cks and public scorn?

I have never in my entire career
seen such disgusting behavior.

Never. It makes me want to...

Throw the book at you.

That seems harsh.

FOSTER: Pay the fines by end of today

or I will suspend your license.

And aren't you a doctor?

What kind of life
choices are you making?

[CLEARS THROAT]

Uh, Your Honor, D.A. Boatman rushed

to indict my clients because of

the high-profile nature of this case.

But in his haste,

he has provided only the
flimsiest of evidence.

Many witnesses saw the defendants

dining at the Moon & Stars Restaurant

the night of the arson and
m*rder. And they argued,

heatedly, with the victim,

the manager of the Moon & Stars.

Three hours before the
restaurant b*rned down.

By the time of the fire, my clients

were both at home, in bed,

as confirmed by phone
records the police gathered.

A car matching theirs was spotted

near the scene at the time of the fire.

By a witness who got the make
and color of the car wrong.

BOATMAN: And the arson elements

were matched to the same brands

in the defendants' garage.

Uh, brands found in any craft store,

with no fingerprints.

Your Honor, the D.A. has
yet to present a motive

as to why this upstanding couple

would commit such a horrific crime.

And without motive, opportunity

or a credible tie to the w*apon...

Okay, I've heard enough.

Motion to dismiss denied.

[BANGS GAVEL]

Bailiff will bring in the jury
and we'll begin opening statements.

But Beverly said that we'd
get the case dismissed.

Beverly also says that
every case has its setbacks.

And even though Beverly

couldn't be at the trial today,

Margaret is now fully prepa...

This is more than a setback, right?

It is disappointment, yes.

But legally, we are in the right.

The judge made a bad call,

but I am fully ready to...

Lila and I need to talk.

BAILIFF: Sorry, Your Honor,

I'm missing a juror. I'll find her.

- Hey, Mom?
- Todd?

What are you doing down here?

Did something happen upstairs?

Oh, honey, this is your
first trial with Beverly.

You know, she will not tolerate...

Hey, hey, hey.
Everything's fine up there.

How's everything going down here?

Beverly dumped this gigantic case on me

with three days to prepare.

I've got the press on every corner

waiting for me to fail, and
I have to prove myself now.

- To who?
- To whom.

I have to show that I can
step in with no notice and win.

[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

A name partner has to deliver, Todd,

- so whatever it is you're...
- Oh, come on.

Beverly landed the Lavender
Kirk trial upstairs.

Of course she switched out.
But, look, you've got this.

And did you bring that box for me?

Good to know that your concern

for your mother is all-encompassing.

Ah, don't tell me: Secret decoder ring?

X-ray glasses? Sea monkeys?

"Lead Detective"?

Since when did he become lead detective?

Of his firm, Lyle. His firm.

His tiny, little one-man...

Army. My one-man army.
Okay, Private Peach Fuzz?

And she's totally okay with this

and so should you be.

So should be you? So be you should.

I will never understand you two.

BAILIFF: Your Honor, found her.

WOMAN: I am so sorry.

I-I was hacked.

Someone stole my credit card

and they bought TVs, computers and...

clothes from Italy?

[BUZZES]

Uh, wait, that's-that's
my bank calling...

Let's take a 15. [GAVEL BANGS]

Hi. Todd Wright, private investigator.

Hi, T. Wright, P.I.,

fully licensed and
available for your legal,

professional and personal
investigative needs.

Hi, T.W., P.I.. Hello, there.

Someone is very excited.

Oh, I am on top of the world.

I got my license back,
I've got my own firm,

and I've already scheduled

a few interviews with
some potential clients.

Here at the courthouse?

I mean, what better place?
And my first one is in...

oh, two minutes.

Do I look professional?

Uh, sure.

- Yeah?
- Oh, wait. How's it going upstairs?

What is Lavender Kirk like?

I mean, is the case just totally...

Huge. Mind-blowing.
Trial of the century.

I can't even... Oh, Beverly.
Uh, you looking for me?

No. Keep your phone close

and appear only when I text you.

Okay.

Susan...

How's Margaret doing?

Oh, good. Fine.

I mean, we didn't get
the dismissal, but...

Dropping the ball already, is she?

No, I-I don't think that she...

- It's only...
- Only a high profile

m*rder case starring
the Sweetheart K*llers

the press is going crazy for?

And I totally understand why

you'd switch to a case
against Lavender Kirk.

I mean, an $800 million tech company

before she's even 30? And she...

Never exposes herself
to public scrutiny and...

may be looking for a new lawyer.

Wait, what?

Lavender Kirk would let go of Gus?

But hasn't he been her personal counsel

since she was at Stanford?

Precisely.

Big day for all of us.

So, nail your cross-examinations.

Oh, uh, Margaret hasn't handed me...

A single cross? When you've been

prepping this case from day one?

Fascinating behavior from your mentor.

You just got your license?

No, no, no. I had it before,

and now I have it again.

It came back.

It's like The Terminator.

Wait.

You're Margaret's
younger son, aren't you?

The one with a criminal record?

Well, I was never convicted of anything

except being an excellent
detective. [CHUCKLES]

You're that Todd Wright?

That's the one.

Nobody is going to hire you.

Your name is dirt.

I hate to say it,

- but my experience with rookie detectives...
- No, no, no, no.

- I'm not a rookie.
- ... is that they couldn't solve a simple crime

even if it was right under their nose.

I'm sorry.

- What a day, huh?
- [GRUNTS]

Look, I have to pay
a few parking tickets,

and so... I recognize how ironic

this is going to sound,

but I need to ask you for a loan.

You need a loan from me?

It's a temporary one until
they unfreeze my accounts

and they send me my
new credit cards and...

And when is that going to be?

It's unclear.

Look, can you just do this for me?

And then also give me a ride home?

What? Your car is still booted?

And you do understand
that I am working now?

My car was impounded,

and you seem to be
sitting alone on a bench.

I am on call to pop in and out
of an enormous trial upstairs.

Okay, popping in and out
means that you have downtime.

You don't understand popping.

Look, just go sit in Mom's courtroom.

It is a hot m*rder case.

Life and death.

Maybe you'll learn something.

I am an emergency room doctor.

Yeah, with a whole day off.

So, either find another way home,

or I will bring you some crackers

and a juice box on my next pop.
[MAKES POPPING NOISE]

Oh, Bonnie. Welcome back.

I was so sorry to hear about Freddy.

- Thank you.
- Mm.

Feels good to be busy.

And I helped get my nephew a job here,

- so I have some support.
- Oh. Good.

I saw your new title. How's it going?

Oh, well, every day is a surprise.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

- Did you hear Lavender Kirk is in the building?
- Yes.

Portland's Bill Gates, right upstairs.

Plus, that case you got...

- those Sweetheart K*llers and all that press.
- Oh, yeah.

Whew. What a day at the courthouse, huh?

- [VOICE CALLING LOUDLY]
- Oops, I better get going.

Okay. Ooh.

Okay.

Hi.

It's been a few days.

It's been a week and a half.

Well, you said hold off, so I...

I didn't say disappear.

I-I had this huge case dumped on me,

and I've been running
around trying to...

uh...

Gus. [CHUCKLES]

GUS: Those your clients?

The murdering arsonists?

They're not murderers. Look at them.

They're the perfect couple.

[LAUGHS] As if there was such a thing.

How's Harry?

I sent him away.

I changed the locks that night.

He is gone.

- [CELL PHONE BUZZING]
- _

- [GROANS]
- That's not that gone.

He calls me non-stop.

Well, tell him to cut it out.

I did.

But I'm not in control of
what he does. Obviously.

Well, he obviously still
thinks you're together.

We are not together.

He walked out of a ten-year marriage

without a word. He's a mess.

And I am not to blame for any of this.

[SCOFFS]

That sounds like
something my ex would say.

- Wha...
- Hey, just...

Look, I don't know what
happened in your marriage,

you know, any more than you
know what happened in mine.

But I do know that
both people play a part.

Ah, I got to go.

[DOOR CLOSES]

All right.

The Hogans are united.

They were together all that night.

Nate confirms Lila's
alibi. Lila confirms Nate's.

I know, it's weak, but it's all we got.

We present them together
as a united team.

Barton Perry, Your Honor,

representing Lila Hogan.

What? Excuse me?

No, I represent Lila Hogan.

Motion for substitution of counsel

and motion to sever the trial
of Lila and Nathan Hogan.

Sever?

No, they are being tried together.

You can't just...

Okay, motion for substitution of counsel

and motion to sever granted.

We'll move forward with
Nathan Hogan's case first,

since, Ms. Wright,
you are fully prepped?

What? No, uh... defense
requests a new trial.

This is already a complete
circus. No new trial.

Excuse me, please. Um...

Respectfully, Your Honor, uh,
this is grounds for an appeal.

Take it up with the Court
of Appeals after we're done.

This case moves forward in 20.
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