01x16 - Good Dog School/Panda Hodie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.
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01x16 - Good Dog School/Panda Hodie

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♪♪

-♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie ♪

-Hee-haw! -♪ Donkey Hodie ♪

-♪ She loves adventure, she loves surprise ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries ♪

-♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie ♪

-♪ If she fails, she'll bounce right back ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack ♪

-Kee-kee! Quack! -♪ Donkey Hodie ♪

-♪ Plays with Bob Dog, they have a ball ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all ♪

-Bow-wow! -♪ Donkey Hodie ♪

-♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip ♪

♪ With Purple Panda in a spaceship ♪

-Hey-o! -♪ Donkey Hodie ♪

-♪ Hee and a haw and a haw and a hee ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ With our pal Donkey Hodie ♪

-Hee-haw!

♪♪

♪♪

-[ Chuckles ]

-[ Giggles ]

-[ Laughs ]

♪♪

-Tag! You're it!

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

-[ Breathing heavily ]

♪♪

Uh, Bob?

I didn't tag you.

Uh, also, we're not playing freeze tag.

-Yeah, and you're kind of freezing and kind of moving.

What's that about?

-Uh, I'm practicing my sit and stay.

Yeah, it's, uh -- it's a little tricky.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

See, I've been going to Good Dog School.

Harriet Elizabeth Cow's my teacher,

and my school graduation ceremony is later today,

so I'm just practicing.

-What have you learned so far?

-The latest lesson is sit and stay,

which I'm still working on.

But we're also learning how to tap dance and bake muffins.

-Ooh, tap dance? -Bake muffins?

-Oh, yeah, it's a really good school.

-Bob Dog! [ Moos ]

Bob Dog?

Hello to your neighbors.

-Hey, Harriet!

-Oh, hey, can my friends come watch the graduation?

-They sure can. Oh, and looky here.

When you graduate,

you're gonna get this official good dog medallion.

-Bow-wow!

I've always wanted to be an official good dog.

-That's hee-hawesome!

-I will be back for your graduation, Bob Dog.

-Okay, bye, Harriet. -Bye!

-See you soon. -Bow-wow!

I better practice everything I've learned before graduation.

Good thing I put on my tap shoes this morning.

A , , , .

[ Tapping ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[ Thud! ]

[ Groans ] -Was that

your tap dance routine?

-Uh, not exactly.

I can't seem to remember my tap dance.

-Well, then why don't you practice

sitting and staying instead?

-Oh, yeah, okay, I can do that.

Uh, I can't seem to stop moving.

-Uh, then why don't you whip up some practice muffins?

-Muffins? -Mm-hmm.

-What are muffins?

-Bob Dog, are you feeling okay?

-Uh...

♪ I got a belly full of butterflies ♪

♪ They're fluttering around ♪

♪ And my knees are really shaky ♪

♪ And I'm frozen to the ground ♪

♪ And I'm talking very quickly and my ears are very hot ♪

♪ And my head is feeling prickly ♪

♪ And I suddenly cannot ♪

♪ I cannot, I cannot ♪

♪ Remember anything at all ♪

♪ I forgot, I forgot ♪

♪ How to even bow-wooow ♪

♪ I mean bow-why ♪

♪ I mean bow-whoa ♪

♪ Can't show what I know 'cause it's all a no-go ♪

♪ I'm worried that I'm never gonna graduate now ♪

♪ And I'm afraid all I can say is meoooow ♪

-Bob Dog, it sounds like you're nervous.

-Yeah, I am <span> nervous.

Really nervous. I don't think I can do this.

-I know how you feel.

When I have to do something important,

my tummy feels all wiggly jiggly, like this.

-Oh, yeah. Mine gets all jumpy jittery, like this.

[ Vocalizes ]

-Mm-hmm. -But it's okay to be nervous,

Bob Dog.

But never fear, for I, Donkey Hodie...

-Oh, and I, Purple Panda...

-...will help you graduate from Good Dog School.

-Oh, thanks, pals,

but, uh, how are you gonna help me graduate?

-Hmm, think, Donkey Hodie, think.

Hmm.

Aha!

My bongos! [ Bongos playing ]

-Bongos?

How will bongos help?

-These bongos remind me of a time

you did something a lot like tap dancing, Bob Dog.

-Hmm?

-I was jamming on these bongo drums,

and you wanted to join in.

But I only had one set of bongos.

-Oh, yeah.

Well, who wouldn't want to join in on that drumming fun?

-But you did join in, remember?

[ Tapping ]

-Yeah, that's right.

I started tapping with my feet,

and then I sort of started drumming with my feet.

-You called it paw drumming.

It sure looked a lot like tap dancing to me,

and you were really good at it.

-To help me show that I know how to tap dance,

I'll remember this paw drumming with Donkey!

[ Bongos playing, tapping ]

-[ Gasps ] Hey-o!

-Yeah! Uh, wait a minute.

But what about the other things I have

to remember for graduation?

The sit and stay? -Mm. [ Gasps ]

Wait a minute!

Remember when I drew this picture of you?

See, it's hard to draw someone when they're moving,

so I told you to hold that pose, Bob Dog.

Remember?

-Hold that pose. Yeah, yeah.

This feels familiar.

-Yep, and you stayed super still while I drew you,

just like you're doing right now.

And you see all these ladybugs in the picture?

You didn't chase a single one.

-Yeah, yeah, it sure was hard not to chase those ladybugs.

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah, well, maybe when I have

to show that I know how to sit and stay,

I should remember the time I posed for that picture.

-That's a great idea.

-Yeah, now I just have to show I know how to bake muffins.

-Oh! Oh!

You should remember that time you made us

that big, tasty cake.

-Big, tasty cake?

-Mm-hmm.

-Big, <span> tasty cake.

You totally surprised us with it.

You yelled, "I made a big cake

to share-a with Donkey and Panda!"

-Hey, yeah, that's right.

I made a big cake to share-a with Donkey and Panda!

Yeah, I made you a raspberry cake with a pinch of nutmeg.

Hey, just like what I use in my sweet and spicy muffins.

-You must be a good baker, Bob Dog.

Not everybody knows about nutmeg.

-So when I need to show that I know how to bake muffins,

I can just remember the big, tasty cake I made for you.

-You can do it, Bob Dog.

-Yeah, I think I can do it.

Yeah, I just need to remember all the things that I'm good at.

-Okay there, Bob Dog,

are you ready for your Good Dog School graduation ceremony?

-I am ready, Harriet Elizabeth Cow.

-Oh, that's wonderful.

Time for graduation.

-Oh, great to see you,

official Good Dog School graduation official.

-Good to see you, too, Bob Dog.

And good luck.

-Okay, we're gonna start with tap dancing.

When I give you the cue,

that's when you start showing your tap dancing.

You ready?

-I am ready, Harriet Elizabeth Cow.

Okay.

Uh, alright, I was good at paw drumming with Donkey.

And I am good at tap dancing, yeah.

-Here we go.

A , , , .

[ Tapping ]

-Oh! -[ Gasps ]

Oh!

Oh, yeah. -Mm-hmm.

-Ah.

-Wow! -Look at him go.

♪♪

-Mm-hmm.

-[ Trills ]

Good dog!

-Hey-o! -Hee-hawesome!

-I did it!

And I finally got the triple-time stuff just right!

-Oh, you sure did, Bob Dog.

And now it's time to sit and stay.

When I give you the command, you have to sit

and stay for seconds,

but there's gonna be some distractions, okay?

-Okay, uh, Panda said, "Hold that pose, Bob Dog,"

and I did.

I can do this. -Okay, then.

Sit.

-[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ]

-And stay.

Okay, distraction.

Distract him.

-Hey, Bob Dog.

Look here, Bob Dog.

Look right here.

Look right here. Scribbit!

Scribbit! Scribbit!

I'm a kitty cat.

Meow, meow. [ Purrs ] Meow.

Cow.

[ Moos ]

Scribbit! Scribbit!

[ Grunting ]

Hey!

Ho!

-Hmm.

-Good dog!

-Yeah! Whoo! -Yeah, Bob Dog! Whoo!

-Bow-wow, that was tough.

But I did it!

-Now are you ready to show how to bake muffins?

-Bring on the ingredients.

-Okay, take your baking place.

Make those muffins!

-Okay, uh, I made a big cake-a

to share-a with Donkey and Panda.

Remember, I am good at this.

♪♪

[ Utensils clattering, liquid pouring, whirring ]

[ Timer dings ]

-Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. [ Munching ]

Oh. Oh, that's nutmeg, isn't it? -Mm-hmm.

-Oh, that is sweet and spicy.

Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.

-[ Trills ]

Good dog!

-Good dog!

-Yeah! -Hee-hawesome!

Bob Dog, yeah! -Hey-o!

-Congratulations, Bob Dog.

You have successfully graduated from Good Dog School.

-Enjoy the official Good Dog medallion.

-Bow-wow! I did it!

I'm an official Good Dog School graduate!

-Yeah! -Hey-o!

-We knew you could do it, Bob Dog.

-Yeah, well, I wasn't so sure, but remembering all the things

I'm good at made me feel like I could do anything.

How could I ever thank you for helping me?

-Muffins!

Uh, if that's okay. -Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I can smell that nutmeg from here.

-Hungry!

-Have a muffin, everybody!

-Hee-haw! -Hey-o!

Good dog, Bob Dog.

-This looks delicious.

-They're delicious.

Yummy! Yeah, did you see my badge?

♪♪

-Good morning, Someplace Else!

I'm Donkey Hodie,

and this is my guitar.

[ Guitar playing ]

-Donkey!

Donkey!

Donkey, guess what.

I-I went to the p--

I'm so excited, I can't even finish my sentence.

-Well, if you're excited then I'm excited!

What are we excited about?

-Okay, guess who my favorite superhero

is in the whole galaxy?

-Super Porcupine.

-Oh, yeah.

How did you know? -Well, you're wearing

your Super Porcupine pom-pom hat

and your sparkly Super Porcupine sequined button.

Plus I know a lot about you, pal.

I even know you have a tuna fish sandwich in your lunch bag.

-Wow, you're right.

But okay, guess what else.

Guess who's coming to the park today.

-Uh, Super Porcupine? -Super Porcupine!

Yeah! And I get to meet him live and in person.

Oh, and I have this special present that I made for him.

See?

[ As Super Porcupine ] Here I am!

The mighty Super Porcupine.

Oh, yeah!

-That's hee-hawesome, Panda.

A Super Porcupine puppet?

He'll love it.

-Wow, I sure hope so.

I'm gonna be the first in line to meet him.

See you later, Donkey!

-Have fun, Panda!

And speaking of having fun. [ Inhales deeply ]

[ Guitar playing ]

♪♪

[ Boing! ]

[ Chuckles ] I guess my guitar

sure plays some rock 'n' roll music.

♪♪

[ Ringing ] Ooh. Ah!

Hello, this is Donkey.

-Hi, Donkey.

-Oh, hi, Panda.

How's Super Porcupine?

-Uh, well, I -- Uh, it's just, well...

-Panda, you sound upset. What's wrong?

-Okay, so I'm first in line to meet Super Porcupine.

-That's great. -Yeah, but I can't find

the present that I made for him.

-That's not great.

You lost your puppet?

-I don't know.

I must've lost it on the way to the park,

but I can't even remember which way I went to get here.

A-And I can't go look for it 'cause I can't leave the line.

-Uh-bup-bup-bup! Did I hear someone say "leave the line"?

-Uh, well, according to page of "Line Etiquette and You,"

if you leave the line, you lose your place.

-That's right. -Yep.

-Hee-haw, those are some strict line rules.

-Yeah, I know. -Don't worry, pal.

I, Donkey Hodie, will find your Super Porcupine puppet

and bring it to you.

-Oh, thank you, Donkey.

Oh, and please hurry.

-Okay, Donkey Hodie,

time for the old run-and-look.

[ Breathing heavily ]

Huh?

Hmm.

Aha! Hmm.

Oh, I thought for sure

I'd find it with a good old run-and-look.

It's how I always find the stuff I lose.

[ Sighs ]

Hey.

Hey!

Find the stuff I <span> lose. [ Gasps ]

Maybe to find Panda's puppet,

I need to do what Panda would do!

Hey. Oh, I should pretend to be Panda!

I know how he walks and how he talks.

[ As Panda ] I like you, Donkey Hodie.

[ Normal voice ] Oh, I like you, too.

That's why I'm going to find your Super Porcupine puppet.

[ As Panda ] Thanks. Hey-o!

[ Normal voice ] Oh, you're welcome.

[ As Panda ] Here I go.

Off toward the park.

♪ Oh, I'm Purple Panda ♪

♪ A friendly and excited Purple Panda ♪

♪ Goin' where I like to go ♪

♪ Doing what I like to do ♪

♪♪

[ Normal voice ] Huh.

A sunny path and a shady path.

But which one would Panda take?

[ As Panda ] Ahh, feel that sunshine.

Ooh, but oh, it's making my fuzzy purple

fur feel extra toasty.

I think I'll enjoy the cool, shady path better.

♪ Oh, I'm Purple Panda ♪

♪ A fuzzy, furry, fluffy Purple Panda ♪

♪ Walking under shady trees ♪

♪ And reaching up to touch the leaves ♪

[ Laughs ]

[ Normal voice ] I was pretending so well,

I forgot I'm not as tall as Panda.

[ Chuckles ] Hey.

Hey, what's this?

[ Gasps ]

A sequin from Panda's Super Porcupine button!

-[ Gasps ] Oh, no.

Uh, does anybody have an extra sequin?

-This sequin means that Panda was here!

Pretending to be Panda is working out great so far.

Super Porcupine puppet, I will find you!

Keep on pretending, Donkey.

[ As Panda ] ♪ Oh, I'm Purple Panda ♪

♪ A strolling in the shady Purple Panda ♪

♪ Going where I like to go and doing what I like to do ♪

[ Normal voice ] Hmm, which way would Panda go?

Time to pretend.

[ As Panda ] Hey, two ways to go.

Should I go that way?

Lots of rocks and boulders to climb over,

and climbing over rocks hurts my purple toesies.

Ooh, but that path has soft grass

that will tickle my purple toesies,

and my purple toesies feeling tickled

is one of my favorite things, so that's what I'll do.

♪ Oh, I'm Purple Panda ♪

♪ A purple toesies tickled Purple Panda ♪

♪ Going where I like to go and doing what I like to do ♪

♪ Like having a blast just strolling in the soft grass ♪

Hey-o! [ Laughs ]

[ Normal voice ] Hey. Hey, what -- what is this?

[ Gasps ] A pom-pom.

From Panda's Super Porcupine hat!

-A pom-pom fell off my hat, too?

Really bad day.

-Panda was definitely here.

This pom-pom proves it! [ Chuckles ]

Ooh, and look what's up ahead.

The posie patch.

Time to pretend to be Panda again.

[ As Panda ] Hey-o!

Oh, nothing like sitting among the posies.

Sure makes a purple fella hungry.

Good thing I brought my tuna fish sandwich.

Oh. It's hard to eat

when you have a puppet on your hand.

I'll put it down.

[ Munching ]

Mmm!

[ Chuckles ]

[ Normal voice ] So, if Panda put down his puppet

to have his lunch,

that means the Super Porcupine puppet

must be somewhere here in this posie patch!

Where are ya?

Where is it? Mm!

Oh, I don't see it.

Mm! Uh!

It's not here. It's not here!

I don't know where else it could be!

Mm!

[ Echoing ] Aah!

-What's that sound?

-Aah!

Okay.

Okay, Donkey, you got to keep trying.

You've been pretending so well so far.

You can do this.

[ As Panda ] ♪ Oh, I'm Purple Panda ♪

♪ A really full-of-tuna Purple Panda ♪

♪ Going where I like to go and doing what I like to do ♪

♪ Like strolling and reaching and tickling and eating ♪

♪ And all of that makes me... ♪

[ Normal voice ] Sleepy!

[ As Panda ] Ah, I'm so full from my sandwich,

and a full tummy is a sleepy tummy.

And a sleepy tummy means nap time!

Mm.

I'm up! What a satisfying nap.

And now for a stretchy yawn.

[ Yawns ]

Huh?

Wha-- Hey, it's the puppet!

It must've gotten caught on the branch

when Panda stretchy yawned. [ Gasps ]

No time to lose.

Let's get this puppet to Panda.

Ha!

Uh...Hoo!

Uh-oh. I can't reach the branch.

Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

How can you reach the puppet?

You can't let Panda down.

Let Panda down?

Let Panda down?

[ Gasps ]

Down!

[ Guitar playing ]

Come on.

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

Hee-hawesome!

♪♪

Panda!

-Donkey! Hi!

-I found your Super Porcupine puppet.

-What? Oh, wow, thank you, thank you, Donkey!

Where did you find it?

Uh, how did you find it?

-Well, let me tell you, pal -- -[ Gasps ] Look!

-It's Super Porcupine!

-Hi, Super Porcupine!

-Greetings, Someplace Else, citizens!

I see you've made a little me. -[ Giggles nervously ]

-Uh, yes.

Yes, he did.

Because he loves and admires your good work,

he made this just for you, Super Porcupine.

-I shall cherish this, my purple friend.

Ho-ho, hey-ha!

-Ho-ho, hey-ha!

I cannot believe this day.

So, how did you know exactly

what I wanted to say to Super Porcupine?

-Well, I guess it's because

I've been pretending to be you all day.

-Oh.

So, what am I gonna say next?

-Uh...mm. [ Clears throat ]

[ As Panda ] Thank you, Donkey.

-[ Gasps ] Wow, you're a really good pretend me.

Thank you, Donkey.

-[ Normal voice ] You're welcome, bud.

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