01x38 - Me, Myself, and Donkey/Fashion Donkey

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.
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01x38 - Me, Myself, and Donkey/Fashion Donkey

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♪♪

-♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie!

-Hee-haw! -♪ Donkey Hodie!

-♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

-♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie!

-♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

-Kay kay! Quack! -♪ Donkey Hodie!

-♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

-Bow wow! -♪ Donkey Hodie!

-♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

-Hey-o! -♪ Donkey Hodie!

-♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie!

-Hee-haw!

O C♪♪

-Hee-haw, I can't wait to play with Panda.

Time for more hee-hawesome, hey-o fun and ga-...

Hey, Panda's ship!

I wonder where he's going!

-Hey, uh, come in, Donkey.

-Donkey here!

Where ya going, buddy?

-Oh, I'm going to Planet Purple today

to help my momma bake purple cookies for the bake sale.

-You're-you're going for the day?

-Yeah sorry, Donkey.

I can't play today.

Hope you have a hee-hawesome, hey-o day!

-Thanks, and you too, Panda!

Bye!

-Bye!

-[Sigh]

Oh, I had big hee-hawesome, hey-o plans

for Panda and I today.

[Sigh]

Double bongo ball, high-five low-five fun dance,

rope tug championship of Donkey and Panda!

Welp, it looks like I'll just have to do

all these hee-hawesome, hey-o things all by myself!

♪♪

[Sproing!]

Bop-ba-dop-ba-dop-boo!

High five!

Bop-ba-dop-ba-dop-boo!

Low five!

[Sigh]

One, two, three...

tug!

Ahhh!

♪♪

[Sigh]

This day sure turned out differently than I was thinking.

Oh, I had such high hee-hawesome, hey-o hopes!

And now look at me,

all by myself, with nothing to do.

No Panda to play with.

No one else around to play but me...

But me?

But me?

Buuuuttttttt meeeee!

[Sigh]

Yeah, but me.

♪ No one's coming to play.

♪ I went to see Panda but he's gone away. ♪

♪ This hee-hawesome day just won't be the same, ♪

♪ Cause no one's coming to play with me today. ♪

[Sigh]

♪ No one's coming to play.

♪ I had all these plans for fun and games. ♪

♪ How can I have fun a different way? ♪

♪ Cause no one's coming to play with me today. ♪

♪ Well, the sun still shines when you're on your own. ♪

♪ You can find adventure in the places you go. ♪

♪ Just use imagination, and you'll always know that, ♪

♪ There's fun to be had, Even when you're alone. ♪

♪ No one's coming to play,

♪ To dance or rope tug or bongo ball game, ♪

♪ But I can find new ways to have a great day! ♪

♪ No one's coming to play, and that's okay. ♪

♪ Well, the sun still shines when you're on your own. ♪

♪ You can find adventure in the places you go. ♪

♪ Just use imagination, then you'll always know that ♪

♪ There's fun to be had even when you're alone. ♪

♪ So! No one's coming to play. ♪

♪ Nope!

♪ But I'll still have

♪ a great day.

♪ Yep!

♪ Cause I'll have fun anyway.

♪ No one's coming to play, And that's okay! ♪

Yeah!

I, Donkey Hodie,

can find ways to have fun on my own!

[Grunting]

Okay, so what can I do that's fun on my own?

Hmm...

Spin-a-roo tag?

Uh, sponge car races?

Bobbly Ball catch?

Hmm, no, I need others to play those...

Hm...What can I do that's fun on my own?

Uh, a potato stand?

[Gasp]

Ugh. No, no, no, by the time I set it all up,

it'll be nighttime!

Hmpf.

I can draw pictures...

Oh, but I drew pictures yesterday.

Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

Hm...

when we all put on shows for our neighbors,

that's a lot of fun.

[Gasp]

Maybe I can put on my own show?

Yeah!

Yeah, I'll call it, uh, uh, the, the,

The Donkey Show!

[Gasp]

Time to get ready for The Donkey Show!

Ha ha!

Ha.

[Slink!]

[Humming]

[Laughs]

[Humming]

[Grunt]

♪♪

[Panting]

My pet fish, Rogers!

My show sidekick.

-[Gurgling]

-Well, looks like I'm all set up for The Donkey Show!

[To herself] Good work, Donkey!

[Responding to herself] Why, thank you, Donkey!

[Laughs]

Helloooooo everybody!

Get ready for a show and a donkey -

a donkey and her show!

It's The Donkey Shoooooowwwwww!

Hello, it's me Donkey and welcome to

The Donkey Show!

[Pretending to be the audience] Wooo-hoooo, Donkey!

We love you, Donkey!

[As herself] Oh, thank you, thank you so much

Donkey Show audience for that great applause! [Chuckle]

I have so much fun stuff planned for you all today.

And for me! Ha ha.

[As audience] Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Yes, we love you, Donkey!

[As herself] And as always,

please give a big Donkey Show hello

to my sidekick, Rogers!

Hi ya, Rogers!

Are you ready for the show?

-[Gurgling]

-So glad, Rogers!

So let's get started!

First up for the Donkey Show,

please welcome The Amazing Donkey

with her amazing acrobatic donkey tricks!

It is I, The Amazing Donkey!

Are you ready to be amazed

by my amazing acrobatic donkey trick?!

[As Audience] Wooo-hoooo! Yeah, Donkey!

We love you, Donkey! Woo-ooo! Ha ha!

[As herself] You may be wondering

just what my amazing acrobatic donkey trick is.

Well, I will attempt to juggle three potatoes

while standing on one leg!

Ha ha!

Drum roll, please, Donkey...

[Zip!]

Drumroll!

♪♪

-[As audience] Ooooh!

[As herself] Ha ha! Yeah! Tah-dahhhhhhh!

Ha ha ha!

♪♪

Wooo-hoooo! Ha ha!

So, what do you think, Rogers?

-[Gurgling]

-Yeah, I agree.

That sureee was amazing... and fun!

Okay, up next on The Donkey Show,

please enjoy the dancing stylings of Dancing Donkey!

Please get ready for my Donkey Double-Doozy Disco-rama!

[As audience] Wooo!

♪♪

♪♪

Yeah, Donkey! Donkey's the best!

♪♪

[As herself] That Donkey sure is one hee-hawesome dancer!

So Rogers, do you remember how I was feeling earlier today?

-[Gurgling]

-Yeah, right.

I was sad because Panda wasn't around,

and I had no one to play with.

But, you can always find ways to make your own fun!

Just by yourself - just by me, myself and Donkey...

♪ It's fun having friends around ♪

♪ But when they can't be found And I'm on my own, ♪

♪ I won't let that get me down. ♪

♪ Fun isn't just about the "who," ♪

♪ But the hee-hawesome things you do, ♪

♪ So many great ways to play when it's just "you." ♪

♪ It only takes one to have fun! ♪

♪ All I really need Is me, myself, and Donkey. ♪

♪ It only takes one to have fun! ♪

♪ When I'm alone, I make my own, make my own fun. ♪

♪ I can make a brand-new game,

♪ Take my turn "ready, aim..."

♪ Or perform a fancy trick that takes your breath away. ♪

♪ Be the star of my own show,

♪ Sing a song that only I know, ♪

♪ And if I want, break into a rockin' solo! ♪

♪♪

♪ It only takes one to have fun! ♪

♪ All I really need Is me, myself, and Donkey. ♪

♪ It only takes one to have fun! ♪

♪ When I'm alone, I make my own, make my own fun. ♪

♪ When I'm alone, I make my own, make my own fun! ♪

[As audience] Woo hoo, Donkey!

We love you, Donkey!

Best show ever, Donkey!

[As herself] Thank you, Donkey Show audience,

you all were amazing!

Ha ha!

And speaking of amazing, how about a big round of applause

for my sidekick, Rogers?

-[Gurgling] -What a fish!

And I would most like to thank ME, Donkey Hodie,

for making this super fun show all by myself!

[To herself] Thank you, Donkey!

[Responding to herself] Oh, you are so welcome, Donkey!

Ha ha!

Well, this is Donkey from The Donkey Show,

signing off, but I'll be back tomorrow

because this was hee-hawesome!

Ha ha ha! Bye!

-[Gurgling]

-Hey, nice job, Rogers! What a good sidekick!

[To the audience] Oh, stop that! Oh, you're too kind!

Oh, ha ha ha!

O C-And... tumble...

Stretch... and...

Tumble! Stretch!

And... Tumble...

-Hi! -Ha ha! Hi, Panda!

-I know what you're doing, Donkey Hodie!

You're practicing for one of the tumbliest games

in all of Someplace Else--tumble tag?

-I sure am, Panda pal! -Oh!

Can we play tumble tag together today?

-Oh, that's what I was hoping we would do!

-Hey-o!

I'm going to practice my tumble stretches too.

...and tum-

♪♪

-[Announcer] Are you ready, Someplace Else?

-We're ready!

-Uh, what are we ready for?

-Hello, Donkey! Panda!

-It's Fashion Penguin!

-He always makes the most amazing clothes!

-That's because fashion is my passion!

-Oh-oh, yeah!

Fashion is definitely your passion.

Absolutely your, uh, what's passion again?

-Passion is that feeling you get when you just love something

so much you just have to do it!

-Oh.

-And yours is designing and making clothes!

-It sure is! Hey!

Would you like to see my latest creation?

-Yeah! -We want to see!

-[Announcer] Here comes Fashion Penguin's

latest creation!

-...and glide.

Glide...and pose.

Turn. Glide.

Glide...and FASHION!

[All cheering]

Thank you. Thank you. It'll be in the fall line.

-Wow! Fashion Penguin!

Oh, this-this is amazing!

You always make the most surprising things to wear!

-It's because designing new fashions makes feel me so happy!

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I must go off and design the next big thing!

-Wow!

I think it would be so amazing to be just like Fashion Penguin!

-Why's that, Donkey?

-Because then I could create all my own clothes!

And everyone would cheer and would think

that my fashions are amazing!

I would have a passion for fashion...

-Get ready Someplace Else,

because here comes Fashion Donkey!

-Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Wa-pow!

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Fashion!

[All cheering]

Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Oh, thank you!

-Donkey?

Who are you talking to? -Oh.

Well, I was just imagining what it would be like

to be just like Fashion Penguin.

-Oh!

I guess that would be kind of nice.

Ok, you ready?

Let's play tumble tag!

[Swoop!]

-Panda, is it ok if I do something else first?

-Sure, Donkey. What do you want to do?

-I, Donkey Hodie, want to be just like Fashion Penguin.

-Oh! How you gonna do that?

-I'm gonna make an amazing hat to wear, just like him!

-But, Donkey, that's what Fashion Penguin made.

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

-What I mean is, maybe you can make something else fashionable

but in your own Donkey style!

-I want to be exactly like Fashion Penguin

and make the same hat!

-Uh, ok.

Well, in the meantime, I'll keep practicing tumble tag!

[Swoop!]

[Swoop!]

[Sewing machine clicking]

Hey, Donkey?

Are you ready to play tumble tag yet?

-Not yet, Panda.

I need more fabric for my hat!

♪♪

-Sounds like Donkey is sewing.

Oh! Are you ready now, Donkey?

-Not yet! Now I need more sparkly glitter!

-Oh. Hm.

Sounds like Donkey's gluing glitter!

[Squirting]

Uh, ok, are you done with the hat now, Donkey?

-Nope. Now I need my watering can!

-Why do you need a watering can, Donkey?

-To water the flower in my hat, of course!

-There she goes, watering her hat!

[Liquid sloshing]

Ok, uh, now are you finished, Donkey?

-Yep! Now I am finished with my hat!

-Hey-o!

Let's see that hat, Donkey!

-Ta-dah!

Here it is! Ha ha!

Fashion!

-Woah! Amazing job, Donkey!

The attention to detail. Wow!

-Thanks, Panda! -You're welcome!

Now, you ready for tumble tag?

-Hmmmmm...

-What's wrong?

-Something doesn't feel quite right.

-What do you mean?

-Well, when Fashion Penguin showed his hat,

it all felt very exciting!

-But your hat's just like his.

-I know, but, but when I came out,

it-it didn't feel the same.

-You know, it's probably because you don't have an announcer.

-Hey yeah!

Fashion Penguin had an announcer.

-Maybe I can be your announcer?

-Hee-haw! Great idea, Panda!

Announce me! Announce me!

-Are you ready Someplace Else?

Because here comes Fashion Donkey

with her newest creation!

-Fashion! -Hooray!

Hooray for Donkey. Yeah!

[Door closes]

What's wrong now, Donkey?

-It wasn't as exciting as when Fashion Penguin

came out with his hat.

-Ah, well, what was different?

-I'm not sure.

Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

Hmm...Hey!

I know! Music!

He had exciting music playing when he came out with his hat.

-I can help with that!

[Zip! Woop!]

-Great! Let's try this again!

With music!

-Ok.

[Dance music plays]

Here comes Fashion Donkey with her newest creation!

-Fashion! Ha ha!

♪♪

-So, how did that feel, Donkey?

-It still didn't feel quite right.

-Oh.

-[Music stops] -I wonder why?

-Hmm. Lights!

And I know somebody who might be able to help!

-Here you go, Donkey! My new invention.

I call it the Runway-Lights-and-Music-Maker.

Mm-hmm. -Wow!

You really love inventing, Harriett!

Is it your passion?

-Oh, it is!

I love it so much I just have to do it!

Now, you just shake your wrist,

and you'll have lights and music!

[Warble!]

♪♪

-Whoa! Wow! -Uh, huh!

-Thanks, Harriett Elizabeth Cow!

-Oh, I'm so happy you like it!

Toodle-ooooo!

-Bye! Oops.

-Okie dokie, Donkey Hodie.

Alright, you ready for your big entrance

so we can play tumble tag after?

-I'm ready!

-Ok.

And here comes Fashion Donkey with her new creation!

-Fashion.

♪♪

-Ohhh! -Oh wow!

-Look at Donkey!

You look just like Fashion Penguin!

-Such an amazing hat!

-Thanks everyone!

-S'well.

-Wow, looking beautiful I gotta say.

-Bye!

♪♪

-Oh!

-Are there more fashions?

-Uh, no, sorry, just the hat.

-Wonderful hat. -Oh, ok.

-That was fantastic, Donkey!

So, did you feel the excitement?

-Mmm, not really.

-You didn't?

But you did everything just like Fashion Penguin!

The exciting announcement and the lights and the music.

-Yeah, I know.

But something else was still missing.

-What's that? -Me!

♪ I want to be just like Fashion Penguin, ♪

♪ At least for a little bit.

♪ But when I put that hat on,

♪ I felt like something didn't fit. ♪

♪ I felt a little different,

♪ Felt not quite like Donkey.

♪ When I tried to be like someone else, ♪

♪ I started missing me.

♪ I feel a passion,

♪ A passion to be me!

♪ I feel a passion,

♪ A passion to be me!

♪ I like the donkey that I am.

♪ I don't need to change a thing. ♪

♪ Thought I'd have a fashion passion, ♪

♪ But I'd rather dance and sing! ♪

♪ I feel a passion For potato washin, ♪

♪ For running and dashin, And bongo tappin, ♪

♪ To go hee-hawing, And mountain climbing, ♪

♪ For sunny daying, And best friend playing. ♪

♪ I feel a passion,

♪ A passion to be me!

♪ I feel a passion,

♪ A passion to be me!

♪ To be meeeeeeee!

♪ To be me!

Panda, no matter how hard I try, I can't be like Fashion Penguin.

The excitement we felt came from him

because fashion is his passion.

But it's not coming from me because it's just not who I am.

-So, you don't want to be like Fashion Penguin anymore,

Donkey? -No.

Oh, I still think he's amazing.

But I, Donkey Hodie, have a passion to just be myself.

-Hey, I like that. Any other passions?

-Well, I really, really, really, really love tumble tag!

-Hey, Donkey! Me too!

Hey-o!

[Whirl!]

-Tag! You're it!

[Swoop!]

O C♪♪

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