01x01 - Welcome to OddTube

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OddTube". Aired: November 25, 2014.*
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This hilarious – and very odd – miniseries is hosted by Agent Olympia and gives fans a whole new way to engage with the series.
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01x01 - Welcome to OddTube

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OddTube will start now.

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♪ OddTube. OddTube. OddTube. ♪

♪ OddTube. OddTube. OddTube. ♪

OddTube.

My name is Olympia and welcome to OddTube.

Odd Tube is a show I'll be hosting from my desk.

I know most of the people

who will be watching this will be my friends.

What up, Amanda?

But, in case you don't know who I am

here are top facts about Olympia.

I know sounds like a lot,

but I'll only be counting by odd numbers,

because it's Odd Squad.

Odd numbers are numbers you cannot divide

into two equal parts, unlike even numbers,

like four, it can divide into two groups of two.

Now, buckle your brains in.

Fact one:

I work here at Odd Squad as an agent.

Odd Squad is an organization run by kids

that investigates anything weird, strange

and especially odd.

Like this man whose head is a tornado!

Oh!

He also has lightning hands.

Fact three:

Every Odd Squad agent has a partner

and mine is Oits.

You said you weren't going to involve me in this.

He's shy.

Fact five:

I use gadgets as part of my job.

My friend Oona makes them in the lab.

Fact seven:

Every Odd Squad agent wears a suit.

This may look like a normal suit

but every button does something.

Like, if I need to travel on water.

Oh, now I can float.

So, that's my suit.

[Ms. O] Olympia, Otis, in my office now.

Fact nine: That's my boss, Ms. O.

Fact : She does not like to be kept waiting.

Fact : Wrap it up.

Fact : Thanks for watching, you Oddballs.

Oh! Fact :

I just came up with a name for my fans: Oddballs!

Fact : Bye, Amanda!

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