01x05 - Pandas

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01x05 - Pandas

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OddTube.

Hi there, Oddballs, Olympia here.

Today's video's not about me,

it's about pandas.

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So, today we are talking about pandas.

The way I fell in love with pandas is that Otis and I

were on a case in Hong Kong and we finished early,

so I decided to go and check out the zoo.

Here's a really awesome thing about pandas -

they're the only animals in the universe

that are black and white.

You know what, there's actually zebras

and there's skunks.

They're not the only black and white animals, actually.

But they're the cutest.

When baby pandas are born,

they're the size of a stick of butter.

Pandas are not the most productive animals,

they're kind of really lazy.

All they do is just sit there and eat bamboo,

but they get away with it cause they're so cute!

Basically what I'm saying is if you go to Hong Kong

you have to check out the pandas

cause it will change your life.

[Ohlm] Excuse me.

Are you talking about pans?

No, I'm talking about pandas.

Oh, I thought you were talking about pans.

I love pans.

Like pans that you cook with?

Yeah, I was on a case with Orchid on Hong Kong

and we finished early.

It's how I went and got some new pans.

Oh, that's cool.

I have pictures of them if you want to see them.

Sure, I'll put them at the end of the video.

Thanks.

So, keep on keepin' odd, everybody.

And here are pictures of Ohlm's pans in Hong Kong.

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