02x01 - Welcome to OddTube Season Two

[bunniefuu]

- Van computer, I wish to make a video.

How will I know if this strange device is filming me?

- [Robotic Voice] It has been filming you

for the past two hours and minutes.

- Oh, well, in that case,

Odd tube.

Shnaw!

Start!

Now!

♪ Odd tube, odd tube, odd tube

♪ Odd tube, odd tube, odd tube

♪ Odd!

♪ Tube!

- Greetings, ye oddballs.

I am Orla, of the odd squad mobile unit.

And today we are in Austin, Texas, USA.

[squeaking]

See.

Even though I am years old,

I am no stranger to odd tube.

Only in my day odd tube was an actual tube.

Back then I lived alone in the ancient odd squad ruins.

[clicking]

So I did not have much to write about.

I mostly interviewed rocks.

To see my original odd tube scroll

and explore inside of the odd squad mobile van,

go to pbskids.org.

But now that I am a member of the odd squad mobile unit

or OSMU, I have so many amazing things to tell you that,

I do not even know what to talk about first.

But no matter, I shall think really hard and come up

with something.

Thinking.

Still thinking.

Still thinking.

Eureka!

I know what to do.

[buzzing]

I must get advice from someone

who has made odd tube videos before.

So I shall call agent Olympia of precinct,

one, three, five, seven, nine.

- [Robotic Voice] Calling agent Olympia.

- [Olympia] Hello, it's Olympia.

- Hello, agent Olympia.

This is agent Orla, of the--

- [Olympia] Agent Orla,

I can't believe I'm really talking to you.

- I did not expect you to know who I was.

- [Olympia] Are you kidding me?

You guys found oddness in the valley of odd.

You stopped a villain on a moving train.

Is it true that you went to the th dimension?

- It is.

Thank you.

Your kind words mean a lot coming from an agent

who's done so many noble deeds.

- [Olympia] Noble deeds?

I love the way you talk.

- I am calling because I'm starting an odd tube of my own.

And since you recently hosted odd tube,

I was wondering if you could share some helpful advice

with me.

- [Olympia] First off, cool.

Second, I'd love to help.

One thing I always tried to do on my odd tube,

was share helpful information with my oddballs.

- Hmm, I've always found it helpful to know

that two pints are the same as one quart.

[clicks]

- [Olympia] Boom., you just did it.

- Fascinating.

Anything else?

- [Olympia] Just be yourself.

You're a special person, Orla

and you'll do a great job just by being you.

Are you going to explode with joy now?

- No, but thank you for your advice.

Now I feel even more excited to host this show

and take ye oddballs around the world,

explore the mysteries of our van.

[screams lightly]

[mild expl*si*n]

[neighing]

I suppose I was feeling more joyful than I thought.

Good news is I fixed myself with these.

It is hard to explain.

Thank you for watching ye oddballs.

Until next time, keep on keeping odd.

[soft music]