02x07 - The Pit Crew

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02x07 - The Pit Crew

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- OddTube!

The show

starts

now!

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube,

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube,

♪ OddTube

- Greetings, you Oddballs.

I'm Orla, and today, the OddSquad mobile unit

is on a heroic mission in Seine-Saint Denis, France.

[French music]

I realize you cannot see much

because I'm parked beside a building,

but trust me, it is nice.

[French music]

I should say that it is actually the rest of the team

who is on a heroic mission.

I must stay with the van, which is in need of repair.

'Tis busted.

But I do not mind staying here with the van,

because I get to see the OSMU Pit Crew.

The pit crew are a team

of highly-specialized Odd Squad mechanics

who know all the odd ways to keep the van running smoothly,

and you will get a chance to meet them right...

after this word from our sponsor.

OddTube is brought to you by one minute.

That is seconds.

There are a lot of things you can do

in one minute or seconds:

make your bed, trim your toenails, polish your shield.

One minute.

Try it for seconds, today.

The pit crew should be here in three, two, one.

Oh, right on time, as usual.

- What seems to be the problem?

- We are in need of a full-service tune-up, please.

- You got it!

All right crew, hit the music!

[upbeat music]

[suction cup pops]

[upbeat music]

[clock ticking]

[upbeat music]

[rubber chicken squeaks]

[upbeat music]

[clock ticking]

- Time!

Your van has been fully serviced.

Sorry for the delay, it took two more seconds than usual.

Have a nice day!

- That was amazing.

But alas, because they work so fast,

I have no one to keep me company

while I wait for the rest of OSMU to return.

- My apologies ma'am,

the full service package comes with a polite conversation.

Lovely weather we're having today, isn't it?

Have you read the latest issue of Odd Squad Magazine?

- Now that is service.

Thank you for watching, [crew member chattering]

you Oddballs. [crew member chattering]

Until next time, keep on keeping on.

- You should come to our barbecue this weekend, too.

- Barbecue?

[electronic music]
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