02x08 - Know an O, Part Two

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02x08 - Know an O, Part Two

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- OddTube shall start now!

[audience cheering]

- Thank you, thank you.

You're too kind.

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube

Greetings, ye oddballs.

I am Orla and today, OddTube is in Beijing, China,

helping solve a case.

[chicken clucking]

So I am taking a moment to sit down with the Miss O.

of Beijing for a segment I call

Know an O.

- [speaking in Mandarin]

- [speaking in Mandarin]

But first, I shall use my translator-nator

for all my viewers who do not speak Mandarin.

[bell chiming]

[electricity buzzing] - That tickled!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Start the interview.

- Good idea.

But first, a word from our sponsor.

OddTube is brought to you by Tesselations.

A tesselation is when you cover a surface with a pattern

of flat shapes without any gaps or overlapping shapes.

Tesselations are mathematical and special, just like you.

So Miss O., could you please tell me

some interesting facts about Beijing?

- Certainly.

Beijing is the capital city of China

and is home to the Great Wall of China,

the longest wall in the whole world.

- I would love to walk across that.

- It would take over , hours

of non-stop walking!

- Sounds like a pleasant stroll.

Every Mr. and Miss O. has a favorite drink.

What is yours?

- I love bubble tea with tapioca balls.

Would you like to try some?

- Yes, please.

[sipping] [hymnal chanting music]

- [Miss O.] Do you like it?

- Very much!

- Are you crying with joy?

- Yes.

Miss O., since Beijing is the second largest city

in the world, after Shanghai, I was surprised

to see that your Oddsquad headquarters is so empty.

- Oh, it's not empty.

It's just that all my staff turned invisible.

Say hello, everyone!

- [Voiceover] [speaking in foreign language]

- Why have you not turned them visible again?

- I will, but after their game of hide and seek.

Being invisible makes it extra challenging.

- [Boy Voiceover] I found you!

- [Girl Voiceover] No, you didn't!

I'm over here.

Now I'm over here.

- [Boy Voiceover] Where are you?

- [Girl Voiceover] Come and find me!

- We have a lot of fun here.

More bubble tea?

- Yes, please!

- Two more mango milk teas!

- [Boy Voiceover] Coming right up!

[dramatic symbol music]

- Delicious.

Thank you. [glasses chiming]

Until next time, keep on keeping on.

[upbeat electronic music]
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