04x07 - Crystal and King Benefit Concert: Part One and Two

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04x07 - Crystal and King Benefit Concert: Part One and Two

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- Hello, folks. It's me, the conductor.

Today, the Pteranodons get to spend the day

with their old friends

King and Crystal Cryolophosaurus.

So come on along with me on the Dinosaur Train.

All aboard!

- ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪

[train whistle toots] - ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪

- ♪ Once upon a time, there was a mom ♪

♪ Her name was Mrs. Pteranodon ♪

♪ Sitting on her nest, she heard a scratching and said ♪

- Oh, boy, my eggs are hatching!

- ♪ One by one, her kids popped free ♪

♪ Baby Pteranodons, one, two, three ♪

- I'll name you Tiny, Shiny, and Don.

- ♪ But Tiny said ♪ - Wait, there's one more, Mom!

- ♪ The last little baby was a different size ♪

♪ With teeth and a tail and big green eyes ♪

♪ He didn't look anything like the rest ♪

- What am I doing in a Pteranodon nest?

- ♪ But dear old Mrs. Pteranodon said ♪

- Oh, this is your family, and I'm your mom.

You may be different, but we're all creatures.

All dinosaurs have different features.

Come on, Buddy, we'll take a vacation.

I'll get us a ticket at Pteranodon Station.

We'll travel the world in sunshine and rain

and meet all the species on the...

- ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪ - ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪

- ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪ - ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪

- ♪ We're gonna ride... ♪ - ♪ Ride, ride, ride, ride ♪

[train whistle toots]

- ♪ The Dinosaur Train ♪

- [roars]

[indistinct conversation]

[all chattering excitedly]

- What are the kids so excited about, Mr. Pteranodon?

- Oh, we're waiting for some old friends to meet us

here at the Big Pond.

all: King and Crystal Cryolophosaurus!

Whoo-hoo!

[train whistling]

- It's been a while since we've seen them!

- I know. I wonder how they're doing.

- Do you think they'll like it here?

- Sure they will.

The Big Pond has the best fishing ever.

[wheels rumbling]

all: King! Crystal!

- Ah! Pteranodon family! [laughing]

- [chuckles] Hello. How y'all doing?

[all chattering excitedly]

- We're so glad you're here! - La-la-loo!

- It is so nice of you to come out to visit

the Pteranodons in their own habitat.

You'll find it's quite different from yours.

- It really is.

Even though I love the Jurassic Antarctic,

it's fun to visit someplace a little warmer.

- Yeah, and here in the Late Cretaceous,

we have flowers.

- [gasps] Oh, I love flowers!

- Well, I hear there's a whole lot of fish, baby. Ha!

all: Yeah!

- The fish here are huge.

all: We'll show you!

- Well, what are we waiting for, baby?

Come on! [laughing]

- Yee-haw! Come on!

Let's see the huge fish.

- Uh, mind if I join you?

After that long ride, I wouldn't mind

stretching my legs a little.

- Yes, please, join us, Mr. Conductor.

- Ready, team? To the Big Pond!

[together] And huge fish!

Whoo-hoo!

- Oh, man. - [sighs]

What a perfect spot.

- Uh, so, uh, this is where you do

all your fishing, huh, man?

- Sure is!

They grew up catching

their first fish in this pond.

- Ooh! And eating them.

[laughter]

- Whoa, Don, baby.

Well, how about a little demonstration, man?

- Okay, we'll show you.

First, we fly up like this.

- Then Buddy climbs up on a rock.

- I'm the spotter.

- Because of his keen T.rex eyesight.

- There's some over there, you guys.

- And then we all fly over

to where Buddy spotted the fish,

and then we all...

all: Dive!

[splashing]

- Whoo! - Man! Yeah, baby!

- Yeah, whoo-hoo! Go, Team Pteranodon!

- Uh...

Nice job, Pteranodons. Oh, yeah.

Uh, no disrespect, man, but I thought you kids said

all the fish were huge here, man.

- Uh, you're right.

These fish are pretty small.

all: Yeah...

- They're pretty small. - They're tiny.

- [sighs] It is odd.

I've noticed that the fish here have been smaller lately.

- And there used to be whoppers in this pond.

I remember catching one when I was a young Troodon

as big as me.

Still keep the picture in my vest pocket.

all: Yeah.

- Hmm... - What's wrong, Crystal?

- Well, I've seen this happen before.

- Seen what happen?

- Buddy, since most of these fish

are smaller than they used to be,

it could mean that the Big Pond is being overfished.

- Uh.. Over-what now?

- Yeah, what does "overfished" mean?

- [clears throat] Well, Don,

it may be that there are

so many small fish in the Big Pond

because most of the big fish

have already been caught and eaten,

which is causing smaller fish to increase

as their larger predators are being removed.

- Uh...

[splashing]

- But as you can see, there are still

some larger fish out there.

So it's not too late to fix this problem.

- Uh-huh.

- But if you don't do something fast,

there'll be so few fish left in the Big Pond,

it'll never recover.

- Uh, so what does all that mean, baby?

- It means that the Pteranodon family

and everyone else will have to find

a new source of food.

- A new source of food?

- [gasping]

You mean eat something besides fish?

- [shrieks] But that would be terrible.

- We love fish, and we love the Big Pond.

- Luckily for you, you can fix this.

If you fish less now

and eat some of the smaller fish,

then you'll still be able to fish in the future.

- Wow, this is serious.

- It is serious, Buddy, but we can change our habits

to make sure that we always have fish.

- Right, we can fish so that our kids

and their kids someday

will still be able to fish this pond.

[splashing]

[dramatic music]

- [squawks] Then we'd better do something fast!

- Um, excuse me? - Yes?

- Hello, we're trying to save the fish in the Big Pond

and wondered if you'd maybe catch any less of them

so there will always be fish here.

- What do you mean?

There's plenty of fish in the pond.

- But have you noticed that a lot of them

are really small?

- Uh, sure, I guess.

But they're still fish, right?

[splashing]

- [sighs]

Mom, Dad--

I don't know if this is going to work.

Look at all the other creatures still eating fish.

[all gnawing]

- Hmm... You're right, Buddy.

Maybe we need to split up into teams to get the word out.

- Great idea, hon. [whistling]

Okay, team, everybody find a buddy

and pair up.

[together] Yay! I pick Buddy!

- But I can only be buddy to one person.

- I think it would work better

if each kid teamed up with a grown-up.

- Okay, then I pick King.

- [laughing] My buddy is Buddy!

Hoo-hah!

- Overfishing is bad for everyone.

[water splashing]

- If you keep eating so many fish,

there won't be any left.

- But if you eat less now,

you'll still have fish in the pond for years to come.

- So basically, the idea is to eat less fish.

- Yes, or eat some of the smaller species too.

That's what our family's going to do.

Right, Don?

- Psst, Don!

- Oh, right.

Throwing it back. [grunts]

[splashing]

- Job well done, Crystal, King,

and Pteranodon family.

- Yep, we got the word out.

Everyone knows to eat a little more

of the smaller species

or fish a little less for a while.

- Um, do you think we should tell them too?

all: Oh, no!

- Oh, man.

Soon as we tell one of them bunch of dinosaurs,

another bunch comes down here to eat, man.

- King's right; there's no way

to tell everyone that comes to the Big Pond.

We'd have to stay here day and night.

- We need to do something different.

- Yeah, something big.

- [gasps] Wait.

Maybe we can explain it to the other dinosaurs

and pterosaurs with more than just words.

- Uh, so what are you saying... with words?

- Maybe we need the power of music.

- Uh, music? You mean like rock and roll?

- Yes. - All right, then!

I love rock and roll, baby.

Hoo-hah!

Hang on a minute.

How is rock and roll gonna save the fish, baby?

- Well, what if we hold a huge concert

to raise awareness for overfishing the Big Pond?

all: A concert?

- Where? - Well, right here.

We can invite dinosaur rock-and-roll bands

from everywhere on Earth

and from every time period.

[all cheering]

- Crystal, that's a wonderful idea!

- Aww, thanks, Mrs. P.

- And we'll all help.

- Uh, yeah, listen, baby,

I'll help you out with the concert too, but--

- But what, King?

- Why, I-- I ain't gonna perform.

My singing days are behind me, baby.

I just can't take the stress. [muttering]

But I can help you with everything else.

Is that okay, my little pixie?

- King, it's more than okay.

With your help organizing,

this will be the biggest and the best concert ever.

Would you help me write a song?

- Oh, yeah!

Uh, let's see, how about we call it, uh,

"Save the Pond: Don't Overfish"?

♪ Don't overfish, don't overfish ♪

Come on. Come on.

♪ Don't overfish ♪ Come on, baby.

all: ♪ Don't overfish ♪

♪ Don't overfish ♪

- [laughing] Perfect.

Let's write it, and then I can sing it at the big concert.

[all cheering]

Come on, y'all, let's get the word out!

Yeah!

- Okay, you go to the Triassic,

you go to the Jurassic,

and you go to the Cretaceous.

all: [squawks] Let's do it!

Save the pond!

Don't overfish!

[clucking]

[upbeat music]

- The Big Pond is being overfished.

- Save the pond! Don't overfish!

- Well, the word is out.

A whole lot of dinosaurs are coming.

- That's right, baby.

Now all we got to do is put on

the biggest concert ever!

[laughing]

I'm still building the stage, man.

- That's no problem.

Let's everybody help Mr. Pteranodon and the King.

Oh, and, Shiny and Tiny,

would you go find some big, soft leaves

for the musicians to rest on backstage?

both: [squawks] Yes!

- And, Don, you can start

digging some holes.

- Holes? Yay!

But why?

- I'm not sure,

but I think they might come in handy.

- I like the way you think.

[sighs] I love holes.

- Good news, everybody!

All the musical acts we invited want to play.

- [gasps] You mean The Birds?

- Yes, and The Cockroaches.

- Even the Grateful Dreadnoughtus?

- Yes, indeedy-do!

- And then Crystal can sing

the grand finale song

she wrote with King,

"Don't Overfish."

all: ♪ Don't overfish, don't overfish ♪

- [squawks]

And maybe King will even join her?

- I say! What? Oh, no way, Tiny.

I'm retired from show business.

You are not gonna see the King singing.

No way, baby!

- Uh-uh. - All righty, then.

Everyone, let's go!

Time for the "Save the Pond: Don't Overfish" concert.

[all cheering]

Buddy, Tiny--

would you two run up to the Big Pond Station

and see if our audience is arriving?

You can show them the way here.

both: Yes! Whoo-hoo!

- We did it, Buddy.

We got everything ready for the big

"Save the Pond: Don't Overfish" concert.

- Yeah!

Now I just wonder if anyone will come.

- [gasps] Buddy!

[loud, overlapping conversation]

Oh!

[all chattering]

- Here comes the audience!

[all chattering]

[gentle music]

- Hi there.

I'm Dr. Scott the paleontologist,

and I'm here in the Dinosaur Hall

at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County.

Perhaps the most fantastic dinosaurs of all

were the giant long-necked sauropods:

animals like Mamenchisaurus.

They're all herbivores, and they grew to be

the biggest size of any land-living animals

that ever existed.

Mamenchisaurus grew maybe up to feet long.

And half of that length was neck.

That means the neck of Mamenchisaurus

was as long as the whole body of Tyrannosaurus rex.

Now, paleontologists

are still trying to figure out

the wonders around sauropods.

How did they get so big?

Well, part of the answer is that their neck bones

and the bones of the back were hollow.

They were filled with air instead of being solid bone.

♪ ♪

But the honest answer is,

we're still trying to figure out

the mysteries of these creatures.

How did they possibly eat enough to survive

and get so big?

We're still finding the answers.

So the next time you're at the zoo

and looking at a giraffe,

look up at that long neck and be amazed.

They are incredible creatures.

But remember, giraffes are nothing in size

compared to the giant sauropods.

- Hello, folks, it's me, the conductor.

Today, the Pteranodons get to spend the day

with their old friends

King and Crystal Cryolophosaurus.

So come on along with me on the Dinosaur Train.

All aboard!

[loud rock music]

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- Hello, pterosaurs and dinosaurs!

Welcome to the "Save the Pond: Don't Overfish"

awareness concert.

The music will be starting very soon.

- Wow, it's amazing how many creatures made it here today.

- So many creatures with so many features.

[squawks]

- I can't believe Crystal's done all this.

She's been in charge of everything.

- Aw, and you two have been a heap of help

with your little details, Buddy and Tiny.

I can't thank you enough, kids.

both: Thanks, King!

- In fact, we could use a little help right now.

- Oh, it's too sunny here.

- Not at all. - Oh.

- Are there any fresher leaves?

- Coming right up.

- [gnawing]

- Um, pardon me,

but where's the kids' potty area?

- Right over there, ma'am.

So that's why Don dug all those holes.

- There. Need anything else, King?

- Well, my biggest job is keeping

all these musical acts straight, man.

- There are three musical acts today, right?

- Right, plus, Crystal is performing the last song.

Is she ready, King?

- I have no idea, Tiny.

I'm not sure she is.

She's been so busy getting everything else ready.

That gal's one busy Cryolophosaurus, baby.

- We all know that the Big Pond is being overfished.

That's not good,

'cause if we don't stop fishing

like there's no tomorrow,

there won't be any fish tomorrow.

So save the pond. all: Don't overfish!

- All right, who's the first act to go on?

- The Grateful Dreadnoughtus.

I think everything is A-okay for the big guys.

- Tiny, have you noticed the size of the stage?

It's kind of small,

and the dreadnoughtus are kind of--

[together] Huge!

[feet stomping] - Incoming!

Look out, man! Oh, look out.

- We got to find them a bigger stage.

- A bigger stage? Good idea.

- [squawks] But our next act is The Cockroaches.

They're tiny.

They'll get completely lost on a stage that big.

- Hmm, what if we make two stages?

One big, one small.

It's kind of a nutty idea, but--

- You're right, Buddy; that is so nutty.

It just might work.

Let's do it, man!

- [squawks] Perfecto!

Problem solved.

- Two stages-- two different sizes.

- Great work, kids. - Thanks.

So, Crystal, are you all set with your song?

- Yeah, you know, the big song

for the end of the concert?

- Oh, right, I haven't worked on it much yet,

but I will.

Appreciate you asking, kids.

Okay, ready? 'Cause it's showtime.

Hello, my amazing Mesozoic family.

How y'all doing this afternoon?

[all cheering]

Let me hear it for our first big act.

And when I say big, I mean ginormous!

Please give a warm Big Pond welcome to...

The Grateful Dreadnoughtus!

[audience cheering]

- What's up, Big Ponders?

As a herbivore, I'm always feeling kind of hungry.

[h*nky-tonk music]

Anyone else out there feeling hungry?

- ♪ I'm a hungry, hungry herbivore ♪

- ♪ Plants are what I'm hungry for ♪

- ♪ I don't eat insects, don't eat critters ♪

- ♪ Just give me some of them dern fern fritters ♪

- Um, excuse me. We can't see.

- Please, it's not fair to us little guys.

- Come with us.

We'll move you up to the front so you can see.

all: ♪ We love to chew ♪ - Excuse us.

Coming through. - ♪ Plants are food ♪

all: ♪ And if it's green, it's good ♪

[all cheering] - Thank you!

Thank you, Mesozoic music lovers.

We'll be trucking out of here now.

So please give a Big Pond welcome

to Mrs. Pteranodon.

[crowd cheering] - Hello.

I just want to say that the biggest reason

to not overfish our Big Pond is

our children.

I have four kids,

and I have to think about their future

and all the fish they'll need to eat tomorrow

and years from now.

Let's be smart and not overfish.

all: Don't overfish! Don't overfish!

- Hi, baby.

Are the big rocks in place

for the tiny cockroaches to stand on

so the crowd can see them, I mean?

- Not yet, but I'll help.

- You're the best, Buddy.

All right, let's do it, man! Hoo-hah!

- And now, please bring your stompin' feet

for the smallest band with the biggest sound--

The Cockroaches! Whoo!

- Hello, Big Pond!

We're here to help stomp out overfishing!

Let's do this!

[energetic rock music]

♪ Of all the dinosaurs you might meet ♪

♪ Some are big, some petite ♪

♪ But the way I make my day complete ♪

♪ I stomp in the swamp with my dinosaur feet ♪

♪ ♪

♪ My great, big, stomping dinosaur feet ♪

all: Roar! Yeah! Roar!

- ♪ My great, big ♪

♪ Whompin', stompin' dinosaur feet ♪

all: Roar! Yeah!

- Crystal, maybe this is a good time

to practice your song.

Can we help?

- You two are so sweet for being concerned.

Don't y'all worry. I'm on it, and I will be ready.

Oh, The Birds are here.

So great you finally made it.

- [screeches] Sorry we're late.

The Dinosaur Train's backed up--

so many creatures trying to get to this concert.

- Let's get y'all set. This is Buddy and Tiny.

They'll help you out.

both: Great! Hi, Buddy and Tiny!

both: Hi, birds.

- Oh, we specially ordered pre-show bugs and pond water.

- Coming right up.

[all cheering]

- Here are the bugs, Tiny.

- Don, those aren't for you.

- Oh, right. Here you go.

- All right, Big Ponders, how about a rockin',

wing-flappin' welcome for our next act,

The Birds!

- Hey, Big Pond!

It's great to be here for a cause

that's real close to us birds.

Save the pond! Don't overfish!

That goes for all dinosaurs from A to Z.

[upbeat music]

all: ♪ A, Apatosaurus, B, Brachiosaurus ♪

♪ C, Corythosaurus, D, Deinonychus ♪

- You perform next, right, Crystal?

- Yes, ma'am, and I'm about to go practice.

- Aw, you ought to, baby, before time is up.

The Birds are almost down to Z, baby!

all: ♪ Choo, choo, choo, choo ♪

♪ This is how we memorize dinosaurs A to Z ♪

Whoo! - Oh, yeah!

You guys are awesome!

[cheers and applause] You guys rock!

all: Tiny! Tiny! Tiny! Tiny!

- Hello, I'm Tiny Pteranodon,

and this is my brother Buddy.

Please don't overfish. Just eat enough.

- Yeah, overfishing is bad for everyone.

both: Save the pond! Don't overfish!

[all cheering]

- You're performing next, Crystal.

- [gasping]

Uh-oh, I-- I just realized

that I haven't practiced my song one bit.

I didn't have time.

- No problem, baby. You'll be great, Crystal.

- Right. No problem.

I'll just wing it. [chuckles]

Wish me luck. - Good luck, baby.

all: Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!

[upbeat rock music]

Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!

- Uh...

Ugh!

all: Crystal! Crystal! Crystal...

[chattering]

- Don, get out there and entertain the crowd

while we get Crystal back.

- Really? Me?

Okay, I'll do something.

It's Don time!

Hey, Mesozoic music lovers.

Take a look at my collection.

Here's a stick. Here's a shorter stick.

And here's a rock shaped like an even shorter stick.

[crickets chirping]

La-la-loo!

- [sniffling]

Don't even try to get me back onstage.

I-I just can't.

I never froze onstage before.

Why now?

I just don't know if I can ever perform

or even try to perform again.

- Crystal, this whole concert wouldn't be happening

if it weren't for you.

The music has been so great,

and now everyone is waiting for the best music of all: you.

- Tiny's right. The crowd loves you.

- Crystal, I know all about stage fright, darling.

Do you know what's helped me every time?

My friends, Tiny and Buddy here,

and you, Crystal, just being at my side, baby.

- Really? - Really, baby.

This time, I-I'm the one being by your side.

Now just relax, and do what you do best:

sing.

Heck, come on, baby, sing to me.

I know you're the best.

I always have.

- Oh, King, really?

- Really, truly, baby.

- [chirps]

Crystal, King, it's showtime.

[upbeat rock music]

[all cheering]

all: Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!

- Uh...

- ♪ Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ See them fishes? ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ See 'em jumpin'? ♪

- ♪ Save the pond ♪

- ♪ Swimmin' and havin' some fun ♪

Come on, baby. - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

- ♪ Big and tiny ♪ - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

- ♪ Smooth and shiny ♪ - ♪ Save the pond ♪

- ♪ So many you'll be catching a ton ♪

both: ♪ But if you want to keep a-catchin' ♪

♪ Better pay some attention to the fish ♪

♪ Fish, pretty little fish, fish, fish ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ You think there's plenty ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ You fish too many ♪

- ♪ Save the pond ♪

- ♪ Fishing like nothing is wrong ♪

♪ Yeah, baby ♪ - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

- ♪ So big and little ♪ - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

- ♪ Go on the griddle ♪ - ♪ Save the pond ♪

- ♪ Till all the big ones are gone ♪

both: ♪ It's time for conservation ♪

♪ Do some preservation of the fish ♪

♪ Fish, pretty little fish, fish, fish, ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

- ♪ Save the pond ♪ - ♪ Save the pond ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

- Baby, that's right, baby. Uh-huh.

- Remember, save the Big Pond!

Stop overfishing!

- That's right, man. Tiny's right.

Think before you overfish.

Think of the kids! Hoo-hah!

both: ♪ It's time for conservation ♪

♪ Do some preservation of the fish ♪

♪ Fish, pretty little fish, fish, fish ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

[all cheering]

- ♪ Save the pond ♪ - ♪ Save the pond ♪

- ♪ Don't overfish ♪ - ♪ Don't overfish ♪

- Baby! - Whoo-hoo!

- Oh, look at you, darling.

Thank you. - Thank y'all so much.

- I love you, Crystal. Good night, baby.

[cheers and applause]

- Hi there.

I'm Dr. Scott the paleontologist.

Most paleontologists think that Cryolophosaurus, like King,

used their crest to show off to other Cryolophosaurus.

Why would we think that?

Because plenty of animals living today, such as birds,

use strange features to display to each other.

Most often, it's the males-- the boys, that is--

that do the showing off.

Here's a male frigatebird, which puffs out

a big, red pouch in its neck.

And how about the amazing tail feather display

of male peacocks?

Sometimes, the male birds do crazy dances

while they're showing off.

Check out the cool moves of this bird-of-paradise.

In other bird species,

the girl and boy birds dance together.

Get a load of this pair of albatrosses.

Since many birds living today use strange features

and wild dances to show off,

it makes sense that dinosaurs did the same thing.

Okay, remember, get outside, get into nature,

and make your own discoveries.

- We love playing games. - Like "All Aboard."

- And lots of other games!

- There's so much to learn about all kinds of dinosaurs.

- Go to...


- ♪ The Dinosaur Train ♪

- ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪ - ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪

- ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪ - ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪

- ♪ Dinosaur Train ♪

- ♪ We're gonna ride... ♪ - ♪ Ride, ride, ride, ride ♪

[train whistle toots]

- ♪ The Dinosaur Train ♪
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