♪♪♪
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Chef: (reads) "...and then Wally, the walrus,
saw his surfboard was even prettier than before!
(Kids snoring) And finally,
his big walrus frown turned upside down!"
The end. - (Loud cheering) Yay!
- Just goes to show, a little bit of pizazz goes a long way...
(Both) To brighten up a darkened day!
- Nailed it. Okay kids, play time.
- Hey Owen! Wanna make someone's day bright with me?
'Cause I sure wanna! - But who?
We don't know any sad walruses named Wally.
I thought I told you to stay at home today, Mike.
OOF! - Hm. Excellent point.
Who do we know that's sad?
- ♪ La la la la la
- I'm a blue jay! (Bonk)
(Giggles)
♪♪♪
(Evil giggling)
- Ugh. Why's everybody so happy around this place?
(Bats squeak) Huh?
(Bell tolls)
Of course! Owen look!
Owen: Gwen? Oh, I dunno, Izzy.
I don't think she can be cheered up.
I've never seen her smile.
(Gasp) Maybe she doesn't even have teeth!
- Sh-sh-sh-shh! Come on!
We can totally make Gwen happy!
And we'll start by adding some piz-azz
to this sad old egg chair!
- But that's her prized possession.
- Soon to be her pizazziest possession!
Hey DJ! Hit it!
(Dance music plays)
♪♪♪
(Squirts)
♪♪♪
(Scratching records)
(Pulley creaks)
(Whirring)
- Izzy! The egg? - Sorry!
I've always wanted to do that.
♪♪♪
(Scratching records)
(Pig squeals) (Angry growl)
(Party favour sounds)
- Ahhh! (Splat)
- Now that's how you decorate an egg chair.
(Agreeing snort)
- Why is there a box covering my chair?
(Giggles) I think you mean yourrrr...
new and improved happy, smiley, rainbow,
googley eyed egg chaaaaaaaaair!
(Horrified) - No. No, you didn't--
- Ooooh you bet we did!
Tadahhhhhhh!
(Heavenly choir sings) (Twinkles)
- (Gasps)
- Hey! We're having a moment here!
(Singing stops)
- That's right, ladies. Keep walking!
- Pretty cool, huh?
- And just look at what we did inside!
(Whirs opens)
(Bats squeak happily, birds chirp)
(Heavenly choir sings) (Twinkles)
- Wow, I got shishkabobbed by a pointy horsey!
(Bat squeaks happily)
- She loves it!
(Steam hisses)
(Groan builds to a horror scream)
(Rumbling) All: (Panicked screaming)
(Crying)
(Glass shatters)
(Car alarm sounds, honking)
- Whoa, man!
All: (Panicked screaming)
(Slurps)
(High-pitched scream)
- What's going on in here?!
- Gwen's freaking out 'cuz Owen and Izzy decorated her chair!
- Well, that is some nice pizazz, guys!
Ow! And we gotta get rid of it... now!
Oh no! Gwen's scream caused a hurricane!
Aw, come on! Why's she still screamin'?!
The happy chair is gone!
And so is my car!
- Seems to me, all this trouble could be avoided
if a certain little girl
got her old egg chair back-- ahhhhhh!
- Bye weird old man! - We gotta fix Gwen's chair!
- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Right after I deal with that!
Cody! Stop bothering that mythical creature!
- Looks like it's up to us, Izzy.
- I'm gettin' too old for this.
(Engine revs, car honks)
Waiiiiit! Come back!
- How are we gonna catch a truck?!
(Screaming)
- You leave that to me!
Here! We! Go! (Wind gusts)
- Well, good try, Izzy,
but I don't think that's gonna wor--gak!
(Screaming)
- Ooof! - Ooof!
- Wow. We sure are lucky
we got dragged across town!
- Hey! What's that?
Hm...it says, "limited time egg-zibit:
art for chickens by chickens."
Ooooh! Fancy!
- We did such a great job on Gwen's chair,
they think it's art!
- Grr. Those dirty stealers!
Let's go get our egg.
- (Huge gasp)
It's like we're at the fanciest breakfast buffet ever!
- Look! There's Gwen's chair!
- Let's get it and go.
This place is making me hungry and confused.
(Wheels squeaks)
Snooty chicken: Buk buuuuukk?
- Oh! Hello Mr. Chicken.
Don't you look fancy in your little blazer!
- Buk buckock!
- Whoa, okay, easy. (Nervous laugh)
Look, we mean no disrespect. We're just here to--
- Ahh! Buk buuuuukk? Buk buckock!!
Buk buckock!!
(Blows whistle)
- Ahh!
- Talk about an overreaction.
You'd think we were trying to eat their babies or something!
- Must be a cholesterol thing.
Who knew chickens were health conscious.
- But now what are we gonna do?
We'll never get past that guard!
(Knock on door)
(Pen rasps)
Both: Hellllooooo...
(Wheels squeak)
- Buuuk buuuk. Buuuuk. Bukbuk!
(Cracking)
- Okay, we've got the egg now let's get outta here!
- Bugok!
(Alarm sounds)
Ahhhh!
Runnnnn!!
- Ahhhhh! - Ow!
- Ah. We did it!
- Yeah, but I feel like we're missing something.
(Wheels rasp)
- (Gasps) The chair!
(Loud crash)
- It's still okay! (Brakes screech)
(Loud crash)
Mostly!
- Bugok!
(Eggs fire rapidly) - Bugok!
Ha! (Effort grunts)
(Grrr) - Buk! Buk!
- Ha! That all ya got, feather head?
- Yeah... that all you (burp)... got?
(Siren wails)
- Come on, Oweeeen!
I hope things are going better than this back at school.
(Screaming continues) (Wind gusts)
(Effort grunt) - I gotcha, Cody!
♪♪♪
- Allllmost gottttt itttttt!
♪♪♪
(Clangs)
(Boings)
♪♪♪
(Plane whirs)
- Whoaaaaaaa.
(Horn sounds)
- Buuuk buuuk.
(Wings flap)
Buuuk buuuk.
Owen: Uh oh. What's this guy all about?
(Whooshes, egg cracks)
- Bugok! - What?!
Chickens come from eggs?
- Huh. And I always thought it was the other way around.
- Buuuk buuuk. - Buuuk buuuk.
Bugawk!
(Horrified) - Nooooooo!
(Terrified) - Bugawwwwwwwwk!!
(Thuds repeatedly)
(Whooshes in the air)
♪♪♪
- Incominnnnnnnnng!
(expl*si*n)
- Bugawwwwwwwwk!! - Oh no!
Gwen's chair!
- Well, it looks... different.
- Gwen loves different... uh right? (Nervous laugh)
Oh well, time to get this work of art
back to its rightful owner.
(Screaming)
- Gwen, we're sorry we changed your chair without asking.
We just wanted to brighten your day--
- The good news is that we got your chair back!
Agh. But uh the bad news...
(Screaming stops)
- Oh no! That's what you did to the chair?!
Ohhhh sweet Carolina!
We're all doomed!
We're all doomed!
(Bawling)
- I love it!!
(Huge sigh of relief) Phewwww!
- Nice save, nerds.
- You mean, we did it?
We actually brightened her day?!
- Duh, of course we did!
Was there ever any doubt?
Now, who's up next?
♪ La la la la la La la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la
(Gasp) Chef? You lucky duck!
- No-no-no. Nooooooo!!
- Chef!!! Come back!
Chef: Nooooooo!!
♪♪♪
♪ Ta ta ta!
02x05 - An Egg-stremely Bad Idea
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.