02x25 - Ghoul Spirit

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Courtney: Owen, what is that?

Owen: It's my art project,

but it doesn't look as good as I hoped it would.

- (Angry groan, door thuds)

Ugh!

(Splat) - This is way better!

I'll just hand in Cody.

- I'm an art.

- (Angry muttering) - What's up with HER today?

- Ha! (Table thuds)

- Aww. I was winning.

(Angry groan)

(Glass shatters)

- Someone's a grumpah-lump.

- Mmm. - (Grunts)

- (Belches)

(Gasps) Another sandwich?!

Thank you, whoever's up there!

(Angry grunt)

- Gwen, are you upset about something?

- Ha!

(Angry groan)

- If you tell us why you're flipping tables,

maybe we can help.

- I bought something online

that I thought was gonna be amazing.

But when it showed up... it was lame.

- (Horrified gasps)

Disappointment with an online purchase?!

I never knew that could happen!

- I once ordered a book called "Hard Math Questions",

and they weren't!

I have never felt as close to you as I do right now.

- Uh... great.

What I ordered was expensive.

And I worked really hard for that money.

Gwen's toy repair, how can I help?

- When Commander Ninja's head fell off

you said you could fix it!

- Hey, I never said I'd use the original head.

- And my dolly doesn't sound right.

- (Demonic) I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

- No refunds.

- Whaddya buy?

- (sighs) A ghost.

- A ghost? Like an actual ghost?

- Yeah. I wanted a cool scary one;

like in the picture.

But instead I got a "nice" ghost.

- Okay. I don't believe you; ghosts aren't real.

- No? Okay.

HEY EVERYONE!

Meet (sighs) Floater.

- Hi! Great to meet you all!

I'm Floater, the cuddly ghost.

All: (Gasp) (Cody faints)

- Quick! Hide in the cubbies! - Ahhhh!

- Don't be scared.

- Are you a real ghost,

or is this a cereal commercial?

- I'm real.

And Gwen and I are BESTEST friends,

right Gwen? - No. We aren't.

- (Sigh) All I ever wanted was a bestie to play with.

Gwen bought me and I thought my wish had come true.

But it didn't!

(Sobbing)

(Poof)

- What a waste of a ghost.

- This is so sad

I'm considering losing my appetite later.

- I feel bad for the ghost.

He wanted a friend and got stuck with Gwen.

- So whaddo we do? - We help.

(calls out) FLOATER?

Hey, so here's the thing.

Gwen's kinda... dark...

(Bell tolls) - (Sighs)

- And I think she was hoping you'd be a little scarier.

- Or a lot. A lot scarier.

- Let us help you up your BOO quotient.

- Alright, Floater.

Time to show Gwen how scary you can be.

- I wanna, but I don't how.

- I found a great book on how to be scary.

- It's called "Ghost Tips For Booginners".

I'm not a fan of puns, but whatever gets the job done.

Let's see. Here we go.

Can you make the walls bleed?

- YES! I can do that!

(Strains) Owen: You're doing it!

GWEN!

YOUR GHOST IS MAKING THE WALL BLEED!

OH IT'S GROOOOOOOSSSS!

- Nothing is scary about a happy face!

It's actually jam. (Licks)

Strawberry. The happiest of all the jams.

(scoff) Figures.

- The strawberries are local!

- How'd that not work?

Scaring Gwen is hard.

- Owen's right. Scaring Gwen IS hard.

Maybe you need to work your way up to it

by starting with an easier target.

- (Nervous trembling) Courtney: Too easy...

- Can't close eyes... Ghost will get me!

Courtney: Waaaay too easy...

How about Chef?

If you can scare him, you'd be ready to scare Gwen.

This one seems good.

Just on float over and go OooOooOoo.

- Ohhhhhhhh-KAY!

OooOooOoo...

I like your shirrrrt.

- Oof. That creepy wind sure has great taste

in men's clothing. (Keys clack)

- Scare fail.

Courtney: (reads) "Possessing inanimate objects

is always a sure scare."

- On it!

(Roars)

(Chopping sounds)

GRRRRR!

- AHHH! EVIL, POSSESSED TEDDY BEAR!

♪ Oh, I'm so glad we're the bestest friends ♪

♪ Because you're so soft and sweet ♪

♪ I'd like to take you along today ♪

♪ And buy you something to eat! ♪

- I should be creeped out, but... it's just too cute.

♪ The Teddy Bears have a lunch date! ♪

- (Clapping) - Wow.

He is so bad at this.

Let's start the very basics: (reads) "Pop out of something

and give him a good old fashioned 'BOO'."

(Book slams!) - Ahhh!

Sorry, you scared me there.

Okay, I'll give it my bestest!

- Um, Chef, someone left you a present.

- Whaaaaat? For me?

Makes sense; I am very deserving.

- Peek-a-boo, I see you. Hee-hee.

- Awwww. That's the cutest jack in the box I ever did see.

- (Whispers) Scare fail.

- I'm just not cut out for scaring.

Gwen will never like me.

- Don't say that.

Look, they're still scared.

(Shivering) - Is it safe?

Duncan: BOO! Both: Ahhhhhh!

- (Cackles) - You're scary.

How do you do it? - Meh, it's an art form.

It's like... telling a joke.

Only instead of laughs you get screams.

Watch.

Hey, Cody. Knock-knock.

- Ooh...who's there?

- SNAKE! - Ahhhhhh!

- (Cackles)

See? You just have to surprise them

with something terrible.

Cody: Wow, it smells in here.

- (Gasps) I think I get it now!

- So... you ready to try again?

- I sure am!

(Keys clack, clock ticks)

(Door slams) (Frost cracks)

- Burr. That's weird.

The weather didn't call for sudden chills.

(Electricity hums)

(Drawers open and slam)

- (Whimpers)

That's not right!

Oh good, another sing along.

That'll calm me down.

- (Roars)

- (Screams)

(Glass shatters)

- Whoa! I think Chef pooped his pants and mine!

- I never knew I had it in me!

- I'm beginning to wish you didn't,

but no turning back now. Heh.

- Gwen is gonna be so impressed.

- No. She won't.

It's nice that you're trying,

but lame old scares out of a book won't cut it.

Face it, Floater, y'basic.

- (Sobbing) - Sorry, Floater.

I thought that was super scary.

- I dunno what is going on,

but there is something strange in this neighborhood!

Who'm I gonna call?

Whoever's cheapest.

- Sir, you will not regret hiring Spirit Breakers.

We have all the latest ghost gobbling gadgets.

Ghost motels, banshee zappers,

And my personal favorite...

the Soul Sucker XP!

(Zapping)

(Ding!)

- Is that safe to use around kids?

- There's no law saying it isn't, unless you look it up.

Which you shouldn't.

- Hm. Good enough for me.

(Crackling static)

(Beeping)

Cody: That's a cool ticking sound!

And hey, I found a bone!

- Uh, what's this all about?

- Nothing to worry about, little girl.

Just a gruesome ghost haunting the place.

- (Both gasp)

- I'm sorry it didn't work out.

I made you this goodbye card.

- Of course you did.

- Floater! You gotta hide before you get busted!

A crazy Ghost Hunter is coming for you!

- (Gasps)

- What do we have here?

(Beeping, static)

Caught ya, ya pale faced poltergeist!

- Uh... you talking to me?

- The specter spotter never lies!

Plus I can tell just by lookin' at you.

Yeesh. Get a tan!

Say goodbye, little demon!

(Zaps) - Ahhhhh!

AHHHHHHHH!

(Zapping)

AHHHHHHHH!

- Yay! I'm finally free! (Zaps)

- Whoa! Cody was a ghost?!

- Uh... yyyyyyes?

- Floater! Now's your chance to run!

- But I'm scared!

- Just get out of here while she's going after Gwen!

- (Gasps) GWEN?

- Oh no...

- Adios... ghost.

(Powering up hum)

- Stop it, you meanie! This is my friend!

- Ugh. I don't know him.

- I won't let anything happen to you!

- Huh. Guess I caught two ghosts.

- For the price of one? - No.

(Zapping)

- (Clank) Ow! - (Gasps)

- GRRRRRR!

(Lights flicker) - Uh-oh.

- (Demonic) FOOLISH MORTAL. I WILL LIQUIFY YOU

AND MAKE WAFFLES FROM YOUR GOO.

(Splat!)

- Yay! I'm free again! - (Screaming) Mommy!

(Screaming, door slams)

(Engine starts, tires squeal) - Wait for me!

- Annnnnnd stay out.

- Floater... what was THAT?!

- You were in trouble. I had to help.

Sorry for getting all shouty.

- Don't be. It was... AMAZING!

I was so wrong about you!

You're freaky scary!

And I'm proud to be your friend.

Now let's go share your gifts with the world!

- Aw. They're best buds now

and everything's gonna be aaaall right.

- No. They're going to terrorize the entire world.

- Yeah, we did a bad thing.

(Floater growls, people scream, Gwen chuckles)

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