03x10 - I Dream of Meanie

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All: (Snoring)

(Bubbles pop softly)

- (Snoring) (Sleepy) Duuude...

(Snoring)

(Snores then scream) - Wha?!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- (Screams) - Aghhh!

- Help! This is highly improbable!

- What's going on here? - (Screams)

- I think he's having a nightmare.

- I'll wake him up.

- No. It's very dangerous to wake someone

during a nightmare.

- (Screaming) AHHHHHHHH!

- Do it. - AHHHHHHHH!

- Nicely.

- (Sighs) CODY-GET-UP!

- (Thud, pained groan)

- (Yawns) Is nap time over?

I feel so refreshed.

How about you, guys?

- (Angry growls)

- Cody, you're having nightmares.

Would you like to talk about them with someone

(softer) who isn't me?

- No. I prefer to keep the terror inside.

- My book on dream psychology says,

there's only one way to get rid of a nightmare.

You have to scare it away.

I know this from experience.

- You? I didn't know nightmares could have nightmares.

(Laughs)

(Thud) OOF!

(Pained groan)

- It happened. Once. I'll never forget it.

Everything was wonderful.

But then I saw... IT.

The whiskers. The fur.

The purring.

But I eventually scared that nightmare away...

by throwing down a cucumber.

- MEOWWWWWW! (Explosions)

- I'm also terrified of vegetables.

- Hold up! You're nightmare was a kitten?

Yep! Lightning is confused.

- Gwen's a weirdo. We'll talk.

- Terrified screams usually lull me to sleep,

but Cody is ruining naptime for everyone.

I have an idea, but we'll need Harold's help.

Has anyone seen him?

(Whooshing through air)

(Sad moan)

- I won't bore you with how I escaped that bubble,

but let's just say-- - Boring!

So what is this thing?

- A dream machine!

It allows you to enter other people's dreams.

I need twp volunteers to enter Cody's mind.

But be warned!

This will be a journey of terror with a .% chance

of getting trapped inside Cody's nightmare...

for-ever! - (High-pitched scream)

- I'm fine with other people's nightmares.

It might even give me some ideas for Christmas presents.

- O-kay. Who else is in?

- Fine, I'll go.

I mess with Cody's head all the time.

Like once, I turned Cody into a bunny.

Heeeey, Cody! Wanna learn to fly?

- Bunny ears?

How will these help me fly?

(Hawk screeches above) AAAAH!

- (Laughing)

Good times.

- There is definitely something broken inside you.

- You mess with Cody, we get it. Can we go now?

- Before that, we'll need Cody to fall asleep.

- Nap time, Cody. - Okay!

- Buckle up. Next stop is Cody nightmare town.

(Energy crackles)

- Huh? Whaaaaat?

- (Shudders) Yikes. This is a nightmare to me,

but how is this scary for Cody?

- Well... there's that.

- Look familiar? - I dunno.

Cody: Hellllllp!

- Here comes Cody now. Let's ask him.

- AAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAH! (Panting)

- Uh, what's going on? - Gwen?

What're you doing here?

- We came into your dream to find out

what you were scared of. - AAAAH! The monster!

- I've been called a lot of things, but monster...

is just one of them.

- Oh, it's you Duncan. Heheh,

I thought you were monster Duncan.

- It's pretty clear what's giving Cody nightmares. You.

- Uhh, jump to conclusions much?

Monster Duncan: (Deep laugh)

Heyyyy, Cody! - Ahhhh!

(Splashing)

(Goop bubbling)

- Interesting.

(Music sting)

- What in the world?

Is that--How is this-- Cody: Guys! Get in here!

He's almost fully formed! (Door slams)

- I see London, I see France!

I'll wedgie Cody with his underpants!

- Hey, that guy's stealing my act.

If anything I'm the victim here.

- If we want Cody to stop screaming in his sleep,

which I do,

that monster needs to be scared away by--

- Is that all?? Pfft!

- No, Duncan, you need to let me fin--

- Zip it, Gwen. I'll take it from here.

- Well... okay then.

- Yep. If my awesome pranks got us into this,

guess I'm the only one who can get us out.

Here's a Duncan classic.

Werewolf stickers on the lenses.

Monster me puts these babies on,

thinks he's being att*cked by a werewolf, runs away.

Boooooommm.

- No one would ever fall for that.

- Heeeey Cody, try these on.

- (Screams) Ahhh, wolf man!

HELP! HELLLP!

- Annnnd... - (Loud thud)

- done. Watch and learn.

(Grinder whirs) - Hey, almost good lookin'.

Try these bad boys on.

- Hey, Duncan. Nice!

I wish you could see this.

Wait, you can! (Snap fingers)

♪ Ta da ♪

- Okay, it's just a dream. It can't actually hurt you.

- You're right about the first part.

- Ahhhh! - (att*ck growl)

Ow! EEE... OOF!

(Poof) What just happened?!

- You were eaten by a werewolf while I watched and learned.

- When you get eaten in my dream you just re-spawn.

That way you can get eaten again. And again. And again.

- This means you can try until you get it right.

- That handsome doofus caught me off guard,

but I'll get me this time.

I'm gonna go with a classic. Goodol' hawk bait.

- Huh, ways to cook Cody for the holidays.

- Hey, Monster. Wanna learn to fly?

- Heyyyyy, Duncan! I already can!

- AAAAAH!

No no no no no no...

- Birds sure have violent babies.

(Poof) - That was-so-painful.

Why can't I scare this guy away?

- Because the dream book says,

only Cody can scare his nightmares away.

- What?! Why didn't you tell me that?!

- I tried. You said "Zip it, Gwen. I'll take it from here."

- I got eaten by birrrrrrrds!

- Yeah. (Chuckle) You did.

Cody, I need you to stop ruining nap time

and that means you gotta stand up to Monster Duncan.

- Me? Oh.

Well, if you say so then.

Look out, nightmare, here I-- AHHHH!

- Hahahaha! Scared of a moth?

Pfft, pitiful!

- According to the book... that's your fault!

To stand up to his nightmare, Cody needs confidence

and, thanks to you, he doesn't have any.

- If this book is all about me

how come I'm not getting a cut of sales? Huh?!

- (Unimpressed exhale)

- (Sighs) Fine. How do I fix it?

- First you need to apologize.

- Easy. I'm great at fake apologies.

Cody... I'm sorry.

- I forgive you.

- Next you have to give Cody a hug.

- YAY! - What? Forget that.

I'll take my chances with the Monster again.

I'll scare him this time, you'll see!

(Monster roars, Duncan screams) (Poof)

- It's just one hug. - Fine.

- YAAAY! - Nope. One more try.

(Monster roars, Duncan screams)

(Poof) - (ROAAAARRR)

- Wow. He's mad. That's probably not good.

- Okay! I'll do it. I'll give Cody... a hug.

Ughhh. Bring it in...

(Slow mo music)

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- I can't do it! I'm scared of real Duncan too.

How do I know he's not going to play a trick on me?

(Door burst open)

- (ROARS)

- Oh well, I tried, you're on your own!

(Chainsaw buzzes)

- AAH!

(Rumbling)

Ahhhhh!

Wha? Wet cement?!

(Effort grunts) - Hey, Duncan!

Time we paved the way for nightmares!

Cody, buddy! I could use that hug!

- I'm too scared!

- Do I have to give you a pep talk?

That's really not my thing.

- WHAT?! GIVE HIM A PEP TALK!

- (Sigh) 'Kay, here goes.

Duncan is mean and doesn't deserve your help.

- That's a horrible pep talk!

- But right now he's up against an even meaner Duncan.

And that makes him... a Cody.

- I can hear you!

- So, will Cody-Cody save Cody-Duncan

from Monster Duncan so Gwen can sleep?

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- Duncan! HUG MEEEEEE!

- UGH, SO GROSSSSSS!

- Ha! Monster WINS!

(Rumbling) Huh? Oh no no no...

(Poof) (Heroic music)

- Leave my friends alone, you meanie!

Gwen, catch.

(Landing thud, groans)

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- Yeah, Cody, get him. - Nice.

I think our work is done here.

Let's get back home.

- I love it when things works out

and I have nothing to do with it.

- No! Stop! Get away!

- Now Duncan is having a nightmare?

Ugh, what about?

- Heh. I got a pretty good idea.

- (Snores) Noooooooo!

- HUG MEEEEEEE!

- SOMEBODY WAKE ME UUUUUUP! Ahhhhhh!

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