03x23 - Thingameroo

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- Grab your gym shoes, kids!

It's finally time for the Sportslete Athlaction Awards!

- YAAAAAAY!

Wait. The what?

- You know, the government fitness test

that we trained so hard for!

Izzy: (Heavy breathing)

(Evil) I know what you did last recess.

- AAAAAAAhhhH!

Oof! Agh!

- A rake? How'd that get there?

- But Chef, we haven't been training!

- Really? We were definitely supposed to be training.

Says so right here in this urgent letter

that they sent at the start of the year.

- You just opened it, didn't you?

- You can't prove that.

And maybe what you should be worried about

is the horrible punishment they have for kids

that aren't ready to compete at their absolute best.

Oh well! Judge'll be here at :.

I'd start training if I were you!

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- (Ball thuds) Ugh!

(Glass shatters)

- Ahh! Oof!

(Effort grunts)

(Farts) Cody: AHHHHH!

Hyah! - (Pained Grunt)

- Nice kick, Cody!

I've seen better legs on a snail!

(Beth farts) - Hey Beth!

Is that a squat or should I get your backup pants?

(Laughs, slurps)

- Um Chef? Maybe instead of heckling us like usual,

you could try some encouragement?

- Well, if you don't like the way I coach

then maybe I should leave!

- Well, but all I said was-- - Nope. You've said enough!

- Great. Now we're gonna fail this test thing for sure!

- And Chef said the punishment would be horrible!

What if we go to jail?

All: (Scream)

- Whoa whoa. Easy, guys.

I think Owen is onto something.

- Ya-haha! My third cupcake!

- I mean about encouragement.

I dunno about you,

but I always play better with positive motivation.

What we need... is a MASCOT!

- They do create a positive atmosphere.

- Their heads are really big!

- Kick 'em all you want, they can't fight back!

All: MAS-COTS! MAS-COTS! MAS-COTS!

(Fog horn sounds) Man: AS-COTS! A-!

Wait, are you guys saying ASCOTS or MASCOTS?

- Mascots? - I see.

Geoffrey? Weigh anchor. They were saying 'mascots'.

(Fog horn sounds, beeping)

Puppy mascot: Welcome to Make-A-Mascot Labs!

Behold, the "Spirit-o-matic".

Now, this new mascot-making tech is extremely sensitive.

- My turn! - This is awesome!

Let me randomly press all the buttons!

- Let's make it a lion!

- What about a robot!

- Yeah! Or a bull!

- Or a bull-bot! - Ummm...

(Machine groans)

Let's make an army soldier!

(Smoke hisses)

- Nothing goes with sports like a hotdog.

(Smoke hisses)

Izzy: A poop emoji with an eyepatch

(Buttons beeping) eating rainbow spaghetti!

- Uhh, okay, easy kids.

Please, this is not a toy.

- Lions! - Burlap sacks that eat people!

(Alarm blares)

(Smoke hisses) (Rumbles)

- AAH! IT'S GONNA BLOW! All: AAAAH!

(expl*si*n)

(Ding) (Door whirs open)

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(Woozy groans)

(Screaming)

- (Gasps) He is perfect.

(Efforts grunts)

Beth: (Farts)

- (Coughing)

- Hey, we're back.

- So? How did it go at the mall?

All: Wellllllllllll...

(Bell dings) - HERE HE IS!

PUTTING THE 'IT' IN ATHLETICS!

YOUR NEW SCHOOL MASCOT!

THINGAMEROOOO!

- (KAZOO BLOW)

All: (Screaming)

- Yeeeeah. - Thought that might happen.

- WHAT DID YOU DO?!

- I know! Isn't he great!

- So, I'm definitely on board with how weird

and gross this thing is...

but how's it supposed to help us pass our fitness test again?

- Got to admit, he is a little odd.

- Seriously? Just because Thingameroo

has a hotdog for an eyebrow and looks...

different that doesn't mean he isn't amazing!

You just gotta give him a chance!

- Maybe Owen's right.

I mean, we gave Harold a chance.

- That's true. - We did.

- Heyyy. - Alright then.

Let's see what this Thingameroo can do!

- Okay boy, show 'em what you got!

- (Kazoo blow)

(Snaps fingers rhythmically)

(Rock music plays)

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- Somehow he's making physical activity

look like... fun! - I know, right?

It's like I need to move my body!

♪ Oh yeah ♪

- Well, you can't argue with success.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

(High fives slap)

♪ Oh yeah ♪

- (Groans) It's even worse than I thought!

(Camera clicks)

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(Confetti flutters)

(Blows)

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♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

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- (Straining) Whoa-whoa, whoa, woah!

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All: (Effort grunts) - (Blows)

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(Ding)

(Whooshes through air)

- I don't know who the creepy monster is out there

teaching my class,

but I better still be getting paid.

(Alarm blares)

- Ohhh no. Ma'am! You need to see this!

We've got a major motivation spike.

- (Panting)

It's... the big one, Ma'am.

- Holy overtime!

Alert the other mascots.

It's a spiritastrophe.

- Maybe when we're done with this Sportsletics thing,

you can stay at my house, Thingameroo!

Sometimes my dad needs a little motivation

to clean my room.

- (Happy Kazoo blow)

Bird mascot: Ahem. - (Gasps)

MORE MASCOTS!

Are you here to cheer us on too?!

- 'Fraid not, son. We're from the School Spirit

Stasis Supreme Supervisory Senate...

or SSSSSS.

- (Shrikes) SNAKE!

Oof! Oh. - The rake again?

Ugh, running gags.

- Sorry, kids. We're here to shut you down.

- WHAT?

- This new mascot of yours is simply too powerful.

He's upsetting the delicate balance of school spirit.

- There's only so much spirit to go around,

and if one school has too much,

other schools have none.

- Please come with us, sir.

- Hey! Leave him alone!

(Tango music)

(Cheering)

- I can see you're going to make this difficult.

Mascots! Assemble!

(Tires screech)

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Mascots! Take him down!

(Fighting sounds)

- Hey! Don't you hurt him!

C'mon! Let's get him out of here!

(Fighting sounds)

- Huh? Where'd he go?

(Engine roars)

- After them, you fools!

Lightning: Owen! Where are we going?

- I don't know!

But we can't let those weirdos take Thingameroo!

We need to get him far, far away!

- But you heard Chef,

if we flunk the Athlaction test we're in serious trouble!

We need Thingameroo!

- (Kazoo blow)

- Huh? - I think he's saying...

that the spirit was inside US all along!

- (Kazoo blow) - Whoaaaaaaaa.

- LOOK! THERE THEY ARE!

- I'm sorry, but, you gotta go, buddy!

- (Sad Kazoo blows) - I know!

I'm so, so sorry! I-- (Splat)

- (Laughing Kazoo blow)

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(Slurps) - Mmmm, Coconut Cream.

He knew me so well.

- I'm sorry it had to come to that, kids.

But you made the right call.

Motivation that strong can be very, very dangerous.

- At least he won't be causing any more trouble out there

in the wild.

- (Kazoo blow) - Thinga-roo right!

Bears no need hibernate!

Bears just need eat people!

Eat people!

EAAAT PEEEOPLE!

Judge: Okay kids.

Judging for this extremely important sports test thingy

will commence... now!

- Don't worry, guys. Like Thingameroo said,

the spirit is INSIDE US!

All: (CHEER)

(Beth moans) - OOF!

Always in threeees.

- Whaaa happened?!

- Thingameroo was WRONG!

The spirit wasn't inside us at all!

Ahhh! OOF! - We never stood a chance!

- Wooo. That was rough.

I knew they should have been training for this thing.

So? What's their punishment?

Jail? Is it jail? It's jail, right?

- No! We'd never do that to children.

We only punish the teacher of the failing class.

- Well, that makes sense becau--WHAAAT?!

- Yes, Chef,

you'll spend the next months at Mascot Camp

learning how to properly motivate your students.

♪ Ta da! ♪

Chef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

♪ Ta ta ta ♪

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