09x09 - The Sharks vs. The Talk and Natasha Leggero vs. Lauren Ash

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09x09 - The Sharks vs. The Talk and Natasha Leggero vs. Lauren Ash

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It's time
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!

It's a Shark att*ck.

We've got the cast
of "Shark t*nk"

playing for
Junior Achievement USA.

But, hoping to talk things out,
it's the cast of "The Talk,"

playing for Boys and Girls
Clubs of America.

And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Good to see you, man.

♪♪

What's up, boy?

How are you guys?
Thank y'all very much.

♪♪

Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.

I'm your man, Steve Harvey.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And boy, oh, boy,

we got a good one
for you tonight, folks.

These celebrity teams
are gonna be battling it out

for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's get it on!
Give me Mark, give me Natalie.

♪♪

[ Imitates chomping ]
Yeah, this is
serious business here.

You may be a shark
but I got bite.

Yeah!
Oh, yeah.

Hey.

Alright, let's go, guys.

We got the top seven answers
on the board.

Okay.

Ooh.

Name something a man finds
in his girlfriend's car

that makes him suspect
she might be a serial k*ller.

Mark.
A g*n?

A g*n? Yeah.

Robert: Good one, Mark!
Good one!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheering ]

Pass or play?

We will play!

We gonna play.
Let's go.

Play, baby!
There you go!

Yeah!

Get it!

Daymond, man,

name something a man finds
in his girlfriend car

make him suspect
she's a serial k*ller.

Poison.
Poison.

Yes!
In the face!
In the face!

Lori...

name something the man
finds in his girlfriend's car

make him suspect
she's a serial k*ller.

Dead body.

[ Laughter ]

That's a good clue.

A dead body!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheering ]

Hey, Robert.

Give me something a man
finds in his girlfriend's car

make him think
she might be a serial k*ller.

Duct tape.

Duct tape.

Duct tape!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheering ]

In the face!

Every time they get an answer,
"in your face!"

Give us time!
Give us time!

Come on, Emma!

Emma, name something a man finds
in his girlfriend's car

that makes him suspect
she might be a serial k*ller.

Rope?

Rope!

Rope!

Rope.

Rope!

Daymond: Another one!
Another one!

[ Cheering ]

Another one!

Cube, give me something a man
finds in his girlfriend's car

makes him suspect
she might be a serial k*ller.

Blood.
Blood!

Oh, nice!

Show
blood in the car.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheering ]

That's right.
We can't be stopped, baby!

We got one answer left.

We have no strikes.

Okay, give me something a man
finds in his girlfriend's car

makes him suspect
she might be a serial k*ller.

Is it a
container of gasoline?

Container of gasoline?

A container
of gasoline!

[ Buzzer ]

Oh, that's okay.

That's okay!

Lori,
only one strike.

One answer left.
You can clear the board.

Photos of a dead body?

Photos of dead...

Her focus is on
the dead body.

[ Laughing ]

If you don't have a body,
if you got a picture of a body,

but we gonna have some dead
bodies in Lori's car.

Photos of
dead bodies!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Groans ]
Mark:
It's okay, Lori!

We've got
two strikes.

Robert:
I got it. I got.

"The Talk"
can steal.
I got this.

Robert has made an announcement.
It's filled with confidence.

"I got this."

I can't tell you
how many times I've heard that.

[ Laughter ]

Robert, name something a man
finds in his girlfriend's car

makes him suspect
she might be a serial k*ller.

Plastic tarp.

Lori: Oh, good!

Yeah!
I like that.

I like that a lot.

The plastic tarp
to wrap the body in.

[ Buzzer ]

Oh, we got it.
We got it.

They've talked it over,
"The Talk."

We got it.
We got this.

Name something a man finds
in his girlfriend's car

that makes him suspect
she might be a serial k*ller.

You got it,
Natalie.

A shovel.

Wow.

A shovel!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

♪♪

In your face!

In your face!

You got one answer!

In "de face"
of Daymond.

That's right!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.

Hey, let's move on
to question two.

Give me Daymond.
Give me Jerry.

♪♪

Alright, fellas,

we got the top eight answers
on the board.

Here we go.

If you wanted to make whoopee
at work, where would you do it?

Jerry?

Bathroom stall.

Bathroom stall.

Natalie: Good answer,
Jerry!

[ Bell dings ]

Two answers top it,
Daymond.

[ Buzzer ]

Pass or play, Jerry?

Play.
Play! Come on!

-Alright.
-We're playing.

I don't know if we
can confer.

No, you can't confer
until it's our time for...

I've known you...
Yes.

For 30 years.
Yes.

Just based on not knowing
your personal life or anything,

but having seen your stand-up
probably 50 times...

Yes.
We've worked together
how many times?

Mm-hmm.

You know all seven
of these answers.

Y'all. Y'all...

So just pick which one
you want us to flip over.

If you wanted
to make whoopee at work,

where would you do it,
Sheryl?

My dressing room.

Now, Sheryl...

The most
comfortable place.

It's got the most
liquor in it.

I know.

Sheryl...
What?

See, you know,
this survey is for 100...

regular people?

They don't have
dressing rooms.

Oh, damn!

Dressing room.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Groans ]

Akbar, my brother.

Come on, man.
Alright.

If you wanted to
make whoopee at work,

where would you do it?

In the car.

Whoa!

In the car,
yeah.

In the car!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheering ]

Way to go, Ak!
Yeah.

Drew...
Good answer!

if you wanted to
make whoopee at work,

where would you do it?

My office.

In your office!

Yeah!
That's a good answer.

[ Bell dings ]

Natalie, I know this is
so far-fetched,

but I have to ask
the question anyway.

If you wanted
to make whoopee at work,

where would you do it?

In the break room.

In the break room!

Let's go
take a break.

Hey, that's why they call
it the break room.

Sheryl: Uh-oh.

I'mma break you off

in the break room.

Let's get in
the break room!

[ Bell dings ]

Jerry, Jerry,
if you wanted to

make whoopee at work,
where would you do it?

[ Clears throat ]

First of all,
I would never do this.

I love where I work.

Okay?
Yeah.

But if I were
to do this,

I would do it
at an hourly motel.

At an hourly motel

several miles away
from where I work.

At the hourly motel!

[ Buzzer ]

Mark:
Shocking!

Shocking!

Pervert!
Shocking.

He said, "Shocking."

Oh, God.
No, no!

What?
Sheryl, you need to
quit playing.

Okay, okay.
We got two strikes.

Okay.
The Sharks could steal.

If you wanted to make whoopee
at work, where would you do it?

In the elevator.

Ooh.

That's the Sheryl Underwood
I know!

In the elevator!

[ Bell dings ]

I don't have no
man in my life.

That's why I'm just excited
to be here.

Akbar?
Yeah.

We got two strikes.

We got to be careful,
my brother.

The Sharks can steal.

Well, if it's me,

I'm gonna be
supplying all the goods,

so I'm gonna be
in the supply room.

[ Cheering ]

That's got to be
up there.

In the supply room.

Paperclip!

[ Applause ]

Whoo! Yeah.

Drew, if you wanted to
make whoopee at work,

where would you do it?

Conference room.

That's a good answer.

That's a good answer.

And where in
the conference room?

I don't know.
The more glass, the better.

Yeah.

Y'all want to walk by
and see something?

Yeah.

Putting on a show.
I'm a showman.

We're in
the conference room!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Applause ]

It's on you.
Jerry: Oh, boy.

One answer left.

Two strikes.
The Sharks can steal.

In the cubicle.
Right there in
the cubicle!

Right there.
Right there!

That's what
I was thinking.
In the middle of it all.

Right there!
Right in the cubicle.

Nothing to hide.

Get all of these pictures
and cups out of the way.

Yeah!

It's getting weird now.
Now it's getting weird.

In the cubicle!

Sheryl:
Come on, come on.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Groans ]

Whoo!

Robert: Yeah!

Alright, we coming out
of the huddle.

If you wanted to make whoopee
at work, where would you do it?

The stairwell.

In the stairwell.

Sheryl:
That hurts.

Right next to
the fire extinguisher,

with the pipe
that come down the corner

with that wheel
on it that you turn.

You've been thinking
about it, Steve.

I've been in
that stairwell.

In the stairwell!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

The Xerox machine!
The copy machine.

It don't
exist no more.

Yeah. Number four?

What'd I say?

I said it.
I said the copy machine.

Don't go away.
We'll be right back, y'all.

We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."

Yeah.

Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody!

"The Talk" has 177.

Sharks, not on the board.

We got to change that.
Give me, Lori. Give me Sheryl.

♪♪

Natalie:
Oh, it's a little dance.

Ladies, point values
are double.

Top five answers on the board.
Here we go.

"Name the only kind of music

they play all day and night
in Hell."

Lori.
Reggae.

Regg-- Wow.

[ Laughing ]

What?

Daymond:
Hey, hey, hey!

What? Is that bad?

I thought it was good!

Robert: Lori!
What?

Reggae.

[ Buzzer ]

Sheryl?
Muzak.

It's elevator music.

Muzak.

[ Laughter ]

Muzak.

[ Buzzer ]

Robert?

Heavy metal.

Doggone right.
Heavy metal.

You are right.
You are right.

[ Bell dings ]

That's what I'm
talking about!

That's what I'm
talking about!

Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.

Sheryl:
Wrap it up, team.

Hey,
I didn't say "reggae," though.

I didn't say "reggae."
Why y'all tripping?

I didn't say "reggae,"
though.

Steve: Hey, Sheryl.

'Cause I was gonna
throw it out...

Cause that answer...

Emma, we're here.

Name the only kind of music
they play all day and night

in Hell.

Classical?

Classical.

[ Buzzer ]

Mark, name the only
kind of music

they play all day and night
in Hell.

Polka.

Polka?
[ Laughing ]

Robert:
Hey, I like polka!

What's wrong with --
Polka!

[ Buzzer ]

I can't think of a worse hell
than polka.

Daymond?
Alright.

Got two strikes.

"The Talk" can steal.

Dubstep.

What?

Oh, techno music.
Oh.

I didn't call it --
I just call it --

Techno music!
Dubstep!

[ Buzzer ]

No techno?

Steve: Alright, team.
Here we go.

Name the only kind
of music they play

all day and night
in Hell.

Looking at me?
Yeah.

Christmas music.

No!

It's Hell!

It's Hell!

It's Hell, Steve. That's why.
He don't like it.

Who do you think
they got there?

[ Laughter ]

Oh, damn, that's
a good answer, though.

Christmas music.
[ Laughing ]

[ Buzzer ]

[ Cheering ]

They on the board.

Steve: Number five...

All: Pop, ballads.

Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
Celine Dion is a beast!

Number four....

All: Opera.

Okay, you got me.

Three...

All: Country, banjo.

Steve: Number two.

Oh, hell no!
Wait a minute!

This game's over.

[ Crowd booing ]

Natalie:
Who did this survey?

Wait a minute.

We all win.
Do not say "rap."

We all win.

If you'd have said that answer,
it's better to just take an X.

Alright, let's move on
to the next question.

Give me Robert. Give me Akbar.

♪♪

Sheryl:
You got it, Akbar!

I told you,
everyone can be a ninja.

Alright?
Now buy the book.

Can I get a copy?
Yeah.

Point values are triple, fellas.
Here we go.

We got top four answers
on the board.

[ Laughing ]

Name something you'd do

if you really had to go

and your zipper wouldn't open.

[ Buzzer ]

Robert?

Pee in your pants.
Pee in your pants.

[ Cheering ]

[ Bell dings ]

Akbar?
Yep?

Two answers top it.

[ Buzzer ]

Pass or play?

Play!
We gonna play. Let's go.

Emma, darling.

Name something
you'd do

if you really had to go
and your zipper wouldn't open.

I'd just rip it open.

Rip it open!

Good one, Emma!
Good one!

[ Bell dings ]

Go, Emma!
Go, Emma!

Mark,
name something you'd do

if you really had to go
and your zipper wouldn't open.

I'd take my pants off.

[ Applause ]

Take your pants off.

[ Bell dings ]

Yeah, yeah,
yeah.

Well, all of the
obvious answers are gone.

There's one answer
left.

Name something
you'd do

if you really had to go
and your zipper wouldn't open.

[ Buzzer ]

I don't know!

Lori?
Lori!

Oh, my God.
One answer left.

If it's there,
you guys win the game.

Lori, name something you'd do
if you had to really,

really had to go
and your zipper wouldn't open.

Hold it.

[ Cheers ]

Robert: That's it!
Yes!

That's it.
It's got to be it.

I hope! I hope.
I don't know.

You know, I'm so
good at this.

For the win,
hold it!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Groaning ]

That was
a great answer.

That was
a good answer.

Robert,
one answer left.

Two strikes.

But this time,
if it's not there,

"The Talk" will have
a chance to steal

and they will
win the game.

Put a cup down there.

Put a cup down there.

Exactly!
I don't want to look.
Listen to me!

Now, how are you gonna
get the cup out?

Don't matter.
That wasn't the question.

Put a cup down there.
A cup!

[ Buzzer ]

Well, team "Talk."

Only one answer left.

If it's there,

you guys steal,
you guys win the game.

But if it's not there,
the Sharks win the game.

Natalie,
name something you'd do

if you really had to go
and your zipper wouldn't open.

Ask for help.

That's what
I would do.

Ask for help,
for the win!

Sheryl: Come on.
Come on, now.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

In your face!
In your face!

It feels good to
be a winner!

Number four....

All: Cry.

Hey, "Talk,"
thanks for playing.

We're gonna make a donation
to your charity

just for being good sports.

Alright, Sharks,
I need two players.

I need two players.

You got a chance.

Lori's got a chance
to redeem herself.

We'll be right back,
Fast Money, right after this.

Alright, you ready?
Ready.

on the clock, please.

Name someone who has
at one time in your life,

told you to take
your clothes off.

Husband.

Name a kind of cheese you'd put
in a submarine sandwich.

Swiss.

How long is
the average elephant's trunk?


Besides an apple, name something
found in the Garden of Eden.

Snake.

Name a room
in the house

that starts
with the letter B.

[ Buzzer ]
Bedroom.

[ Applause ]

There you go.
Come on, Lori!
Let's see.

Name someone who has
at one time in your life

told you to take
your clothes off.

You said....

He's only asked
one time.

Survey said...

[ Applause ]

Name a kind of cheese

you'd put in
a submarine sandwich.

You said...

Survey said....

How long is
the average elephant's trunk?

You said...

Survey said...

Besides an apple,
name something

found
in the Garden of Eden.

You said...

Survey said...

Name a room
in the house

that starts with
the letter B.

You said...

Survey said...

Oh!

Making a comeback.

[ Applause ]

We got Mark.

♪♪

Well, Cube, I got
good news for you.

Good.
She got 164 points.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You need

Alright, let's remind
everybody of Lori's answers.

the clock, please.

Name someone who has
at one time in your life

told you to take
your clothes off.

My mom.

Name kind of cheese
you'd put in a sub sandwich.

Cheddar.

How long is the average
elephant's trunk?

Um, 4 feet.

Besides an apple, name something
found in the Garden of Eden.

A snake.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.

Pass.

Name a room in the house
that starts with the letter B.

Bathroom.

Besides an apple,

name something found
in the Garden of Eden.

Eve.

[ Bell dings ]

Alright, let's go.
Let's turn around, Mark.

Name someone who has at one time
in your life told you

to take your clothes off.

You said...

Survey said...

Number one answer,
doctor.

The doctor.

Name a kind of cheese you put in
a submarine sandwich.

You said...

Survey said...

Provolone and Swiss was tied
for the top answer.

We need 4 points.

How long is
the average elephant's trunk?

You said...

Survey said...

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Besides an apple, snake and
serpent was number one.

Room in the house
starting with a B,

"bedroom" was number one.

Well, that's it.

$25,000 for
Junior Achievement USA.

I want to thank the Sharks
and "The Talk" for coming on

and hanging out with us
and playing

"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody,

I want you to stay tuned.

We're gonna have two new teams

when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.

♪♪

Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.

Let's meet our next two teams.

From "Superstore,"
it's Lauren Ash and family.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And that playing for
Best Friends Animal Society.

And from "Rat in the Kitchen,"

it's comedian
Natasha Leggero and friends.

[ Cheers and applause ]

They're gonna be playing for

the Save the Children's
Ukraine Crisis Relief Fund.

You all ready?

Give me Lauren.
Give me Natasha.

♪♪

Ladies,
top eight answers on the board.

We asked 100 women,

"Your cheating ex

reminds you of
what living thing?"

Lauren?

Snake.
Snake.

[ Bell dings ]

What are we doing?

Play!
Play!

We're gonna play.
We're gonna play.

Hey, Christie.

Okay, I'm gonna say
this one time.

We asked 100 women...

I'm gonna say that one time.
Here's the question.

Your cheating ex reminds
you of what living thing?

Cockroach.
Nice!

Good answer.

Cockroach!

[ Bell dings ]

I'll take it!
I'll take it!

Leslie, darling,

your cheating ex reminds you
of what living thing?

Oh, I can picture him
now, Steve.

It's a slug.

A slug?
Yeah.

Love it.

Slug.

[ Buzzer ]

Laurel,

your cheating ex reminds you
of what living thing?

A lizard.
A lizard.

Good answer.

A lizard.

[ Buzzer ]

Alright, we got two strikes.
We got to be careful, Nick.

The other team
can steal.

We talked to

Your cheating ex reminds you
of what living thing?

A weasel.
The weasel!

The weasel.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Applause ]

We've got two strikes.
We've got to be careful.

The other team
can steal.

Your cheating ex

reminds you of what
living thing?

A dog.

[ Cheering ]

He's a dog.

Been that.

Dog!

[ Bell dings ]

Yes!

Christy, two strikes.

The Leggero team
can steal.

Your cheating ex reminds you
of what living thing?

A rat.

You dirty rat.

A rat!

[ Buzzer ]

That was
a good answer.

[ Cheering ]

Alright, family,
here's your chance.

We talked to

Your cheating ex reminds you
of what living thing?

Pig.

You pig!

[ Bell dings ]

♪♪

Number seven...

All: Scum, fungus.

Steve: Five...
That is living.

All: Skunk.

Steve: Four.

All: Jackass, mule.

Let's go to question two.
Give me Christy. Give me Moshe.

♪♪

Alright, guys, here we go.

We've got the top five answers
on the board.

Bad Santa's guilty pleasure
is to do what

in people's houses
when he drops off gifts?

[ Buzzer ]
Moshe.

Smash Mom.

[ Laughter ]

Has sex with.

Obviously, he's played
Santa before.

[ Bell dings ]

You can top it.

I'm gonna say
he takes their booze.

Takes their booze.
Yeah.

That means remove liquor
from the home.

Takes their booze.

[ Bell dings ]

Okay.

Now you see both of
the answers have a 2,

so whoever chimed in first wins.

This is your call, Moshe.

My man.

Yeah?
Yeah, we're gonna play.

We're gonna play.
We're gonna play.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Chelsea, Bad Santa's
guilty pleasure is to do what

in people's house
when he drops off the gifts?

Use the toilet?

Use the toilet...

Use the toilet!

Good answer, Chelsea.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheering ]

But he don't flush,
though.

Dirty Santa.

Sabrina, Bad Santa's
guilty pleasure is to do what

in people's houses when
he drops off their gifts?

I think
he's leaving coal.

Leaving coal.

Good answer.

[ Buzzer ]

No! What?

Yeah.

Hey, Caleb. only got
one strike, man.

Bad Santa's guilty pleasure
is to do what

in people's houses
when he drops off gifts?

Doesn't
eat the cookies.

He doesn't
eat the cookies.

Doesn't eat cookies.

Good answer.

Say it like
you mean it.

[ Buzzer ]

Alright, we got
two strikes now.

We got to be careful.
No Pass Ash can steal, Natasha.

You look like
you have something.

Bad Santa's guilty pleasure
is to do what

in people's house?

[ Groans ]
Make a mess?

[ Cheering ]

Make a mess!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Groans ]

[ Applause ]

Let's go, velvet.

Bad Santa's guilty pleasure
is to do what

in people's house
when he drops off gifts?

He raids the fridge.

He raids the fridge!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheering ]

Number three...

All: Snoop around.

We'll be right back.

We're playing "Family Feud,"
everybody.

Come on. Let's go.

Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.

Leggero team got 54.

No Pass Ash got 13.

Give me Leslie.

Give me Chelsea.

Natasha:
Chelsea, you can do it.

♪♪

Ladies, point values
are double.

Top seven answers
on the board.

[ Chuckles ]

Name a specific place you might
find yourself cussing a lot.

Leslie.
In traffic.

In traffic.
Lauren: Nice.

Mm-hmm.

[ Bell dings ]

Chelsea.

DMV.

Number 1! DMV!

[ Bell dings ]

Lauren: Oh!

Pass or play?
We're No Pass Ash.

We're playing.
We're playing, right?
Playing.

We're playing.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Laurel,
name a specific place

you might find yourself
cussing a lot.

My work desk.

Lauren: Nice.
Good answer.
At work.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nick,
name a specific place

you find yourself
cussing a lot.

Construction zone.

In a construction zone.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Good answer.

[ Buzzer ]

That's okay.
That's okay.

Lauren...
Yes.

...give me
a specific place

you might find yourself
cussing a lot.

A sporting event.

A sporting event.

Yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Christy,
name a specific place

you might find yourself
cussing a lot.

Is it wrong
to say home?

No, it's not wrong.
I have a lot of kids.

"Is it wrong
to say home?"

Absolutely not.

[ Laughter ]

I have two ex-wives.

[ Laughter ]

At home.

[ Ding ]

"Is it wrong?"

Leslie, only one strike.
Give me a specific place

you might find yourself
cussing a lot.

Yes, I'm going to say
at the --

at the store,
in a busy store.

Yep, good answer.
At a store.

Yes.
-There you go.

One answer left.

You could clear the board,
Laurel.

Give me a specific place
you find yourself cussing a lot.

At the bar.

-Nice! Nice!
-Yes!

At the bar.

Lauren: Come on, baby.

[ Bell dings ]
Boom.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes!

Wow.

They ran through them,
man.

Let's go to the next question.

Give me Laurel.
Give me Sabrina.

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Alright,
here we go, ladies.

Point values are triple.

Top four answers
on the board.

[ Chuckles ]

Name something LeBron James
has more of than you.

Sabrina.

NBA championships.

NBA championships.

Natasha: Yes!

Steve: Laurel.
Height.

Height.

[ Bell dings ]

Yes!
Lauren:
Oh, that's okay.

It was up there.
We're gonna play.

Yes, sir.
I know.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Caleb,
give me something

LeBron James has more of
than you.

How about houses,
Steve?

He has more houses.

Houses is good.
Natasha: Good answer!

Houses.
[ Chuckling ]
Thank you.

What?
No!

Natasha, come on.
Give me something

that LeBron James
have more of than you.

Money.
Moshe: Yes!

More money.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Moshe,
we got one answer left.

If it's there,
you guys win the game.
Woman: Yes.

Give me something LeBron James
has more of than you.

Talent.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Talent.

Supposed to say,
"Good answer."

You guys all say,
"Good answer."

We're looking for
talent.

Oh!
Ye-e-ah!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Laughter ]

Man, y'all played
really well.

Oh, Steve,
this was a life dream.

Hope y'all had
a good time.
This was a life dream.

Thank y'all
for coming.
I'm not kidding.
This was really an honor.

And, hey,
love the velvet.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Hey, we're gonna make
a contribution to your charity

just for hanging out
with us.
Yes. Thank you.

Hey, guys,
I need two of you.

Yeah.
You were gonna play.

Yes, it was gonna be
a husband and wife,

but, oh, no.

We'll be right back.

Fast Money
right after this.

You ready?
Ready.

please.

Name something a supermodel
doesn't want to see

what she looks
in the mirror.

A pimple.

Fill in the blank --
blank mint.

Pepper.

On a scale of 1 to 10,
how firm is your body?

Six.

Name something of yours
with windows.

House.

Name a way people shorten
the name Richard.

d*ck.

[ Bell rings ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, let's go.
Let's see how we did.

Name something a supermodel
doesn't want to see

when she looks
in the mirror.

You said...

Don't want to see
the pimple.

Survey said...

[ Cheers and applause ]

Fill in the blank --
blank mint.

You said...

Survey said...

Ha-ha-ha!

On a scale of 1 to 10,
how firm is your body?

You said...

Survey said...

That's good.

Name something of yours
with windows.

You said...

Survey said...

Yes!
Whoo!

Name a way people
shorten the name Richard.

You said...

Survey said...

Yes!

Caleb: Come on!

Wow.

Unbelievable.

Windows? Windows?
A house?

A house has windows,
of course.

Caleb: Go, Moshe!
Chelsea: Whoo!

Oh, please.
Oh, please.

Good luck, honey.
We've already seen...

No.

That's okay.
I'm just...

Well, I got good news
for you, Moshe.

She got 172.

Damn.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay.

That's that vibe
in the air.

You need 28 points,
Moshe.

Are you ready?
I'm ready.

Let's remind everybody
of Sabrina's answers.

please.

Name something a supermodel
doesn't want to see

when she looks
in the mirror.

Wrinkles.

Fill in the blank --
blank mint.

Again?
Blank mint.

Pass.

On a scale of 1 to 10,
how firm is your body?

Five.

Name something of yours
with windows.

House.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.
Car.

Name a way people shorten
the name Richard.

d*ck.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.
Rich.

Wow.

Natasha: Yeah!
[ Applause ]

[ Buzzer ]
Oh, I'm sorry.

I was supposed to do
the pass question?

Oh, my bad.
I just turned around.

I don't think
we're gonna need

the pass question, Steve.
[ Chuckles ]

Well, Moshe,
let's just turn around, then.

Ha!

Well, "I don't think
we're gonna need

the pass question,
Mr. Harvey."

Okay.
Let's go see.

We need 28 points.

Name something a supermodel
doesn't want to see

when she looks
in the mirror.

You said...

Survey said...

Boom.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Are we done?
We won!

[ Indistinct talking ]

Number-one answer
was wrinkles and saggy skin.

Peppermint.

Five.

The windows -- car.

d*ck.

Well, that's 25,000 bucks

for the Save the Children's
Ukraine Crisis Relief Fund.

I want to thank Lauren and
Natasha and all the rest of you

for coming out and hanging out
with us right here

on "Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.

I'm Steve Harvey.

We'll see you next time,
folks.
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