02x03 - Mickey's Handy Helpers

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right.

Let's go.

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words:

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN:
Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

MAN: Daisy!
-Here.

MAN: Goofy!
-Hyuck! Here.

MAN: Pluto!
-Ruff, ruff!

MAN: Minnie!
-Oh, ho! Here.

MAN: Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY:
It's The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Ha, ha!

[MICKEY READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Welcome to our clubhouse.

[PLUTO SNIFFING]

Hey, it's Pluto.

And it sounds like he's trying
to find something.

Aren't you, fellow?

[BARKS]

Oh, well, I hope you find it soon,

because today everyone's coming over
for a big dinner.

And you're invited.

And you're all invited too.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

There's someone at the door now.
Ooh. I wonder who it is.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[SNIFFS]

[DOORKNOB RATTLES]

[BARKS]

Hmm. Something must be wrong
with the Handy Helpers.

They always answer the door
when the doorbell rings.

Mickey? Mickey? What's wrong in there?

[PANTS, THEN BARKS]

DAISY:
Oh, no. How are we going to get in?

-Oh, dear.
MINNIE: Mickey!

GOOFY:
Open up!

Uh-oh. If the Handy Helpers
aren't opening the door,

my friends can't get into the clubhouse.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[DOORKNOB RATTLING]

Gee, what am I gonna do?

[PLUTO CLEARS THROAT]

Oh, good idea, Pluto.
Maybe I ought to just turn the doorknob.

[ALL SHOUT]

Hey, what's the big idea?

Oh, my goodness. Oh!

Is everything okay, Mickey?

Ha, ha. You opened the door yourself.

Do the Handy Helpers have the day off?

Nope. But I think there's something wrong
with this one.

Oh, it sounds to me
like this helping handy dandy

needs a complete checking up,
from top to bottom.

Hmm... Ooh.

[HANDY HELPER SQUEAKS]

Oh.

Aha, just as I suspected.

The Handy Helper spring-a-ding-dinger
is not spring-a-ding-dinging.

Which means that none
of the Handy Helpers is working.

They're broken, is what.

Oh, my.
Well, we've got to do something for them.

They're our friends.

They do so much for us.

You said it, kiddies.

When I'm getting a terrible cold,

the Handy Helpers make me a nice bowl
of hot noodle soup.

And when I fall down and get a boo-boo,
they give me bandages.

And lots of tender loving care too.

And don't forget about dinner.

Donald's right.

The Handy Helpers
always help us make dinner.

Gee, what will we do if they're broken?

Gosh, I don't know, but now
the Handy Helpers can't make veggie stew.

[HANDY HELPER CHUGGING AND SQUEAKING]

Wait.

Did you hear that?

It's a squeak,
just like the squeak I heard

when the Handy Helper stopped working.

What does it mean, Professor?

Well, the Handy Helpers
should sound like this:

chugga-chugga-chug-chug.

But instead, they're going:

chugga-chugga-squeak.

And that is not good, not good at all.

[BLARING]

Hmm.

Now, where
is that squeaka-squeaka-squeaking

coming from?

Is it coming from behind the wall?

Shh. Let's listen, would you?

[CHIRPING]

No, no squeaking behind the wall.

It's as quiet as a mouse.

[CHUCKLES]

[HEART BEATING]

Is that squeaking coming from Pluto?

[DOG BARKS, THEN CAT SCREECHES]

-Huh?
-No, no squeaking from Pluto.

Ahh, whew.

[HORSE WHINNIES]

[RATTLING]

[LAUGHTER]

Hey, Professor, maybe the squeaking
is coming from under the floor.

Oh, you might just
have something there, Mickey.

[CHUGGING AND SQUEAKING]

Hmm. What do you think?

Is the squeaking coming
from under the floor?

Yeah. That means the problem
is under the clubhouse.

Good thinking there.

The Handy-Dandy Machine
that makes the Handy Helpers work

is under the clubhouse.

I put it there.

Then something must be wrong
with the machine.

We gotta fix it.

Will you help us fix the machine
that makes our Handy Helper friends work?

You will? Hot dog!

Let's go to the Mousekedoer
and get our Mouseketools.

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a-thinking and a-solving
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

[RINGING]

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska Mooska Mousekedoer.

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY:
A bottle of shampoo.

Hoo, bubbly.

A butterfly net.

Four shape wrenches.

Ooh, fun.

And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them ♪

♪ Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for me-dle and you-dle ♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

[RINGING]

We got our Mouseketools.

Now we can fix the Handy-Dandy Machine.

Then we can get our friends,
the Handy Helpers, working again.

Just in time for dinner.

[BELL RINGS]

Gosh, Mickey.
Where do we go to fix the machine thingy

that makes the Handy Helpers work?

Well, if the squeaks are coming
from under the clubhouse,

do we go up or do we go down
to fix the problem?

Right. We have to go down.

Down slide, please.

[CHUGGING AND SQUEAKING]

[CHUGGING AND SQUEAKING]

DAISY: Mickey, Donald and I
will stay up here with the Professor

and help him take care
of the Handy Helpers.

Good idea, Daisy.

Single file, everybody.

-Whee!
-Whee!

MINNIE: Whee!
-Whee!

Have a good time, all of you.

Say hello to the Handy-Dandy Machine
for me.

[ALL WHOOPING]

Whoa!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[GOOFY CRASHES, THEN CHUCKLES]

Whoa!

MICKEY:
Wow!

MINNIE:
Look at that!

Doggity, the Handy-Dandy Machine!

Mickey, do all these wheely things
and springy springs

make the Handy Helpers work?

Yup, Goofy.
Those wheely things are called gears.

And if they can't turn down here,

the Handy Helpers can't work up there.

Well, then, let's get to work.

Uh-oh. Whoa!

[GOOFY CRASHES]

Don't worry. I'm okay. Hyuck.

That's good, Goofy.

But these bolts
on the machine aren't okay.

They're loose.

I wonder if that's why
the gears aren't turning

and why the Handy Helpers aren't working.

Well, let's tighten the bolts
and see what happens.

Maybe one of our Mouseketools can help us.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY: Well, which Mouseketool
can help us tighten the bolts?

The bottle of shampoo?

Nah, that would be silly.

Well, what about the butterfly net?

No, that wouldn't work either.

But how about the shape wrenches?

Can we use wrenches to tighten the bolts?

[DINGS]

MICKEY:
You bet you.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[RINGS]

Now, each bolt is a different shape.

So let's find the right wrench
for the right bolt.

How about this bolt?

Which wrench should we use to tighten it?

GOOFY: Right.
The wrench with the triangle-shaped hole

tightens the triangle-shaped bolt.

Nifty.

[BELL DINGS]

Now, which wrench do you think
will tighten this bolt?

MINNIE:
The wrench with the diamond shape.

Yup.

[BELL DINGS]

How about this last bolt?

Hot dog! Good work, everybody.

[BELL DINGS]

Hyuck. A star for a star.

Now that we've tightened the bolts,

all we have to do is turn this crank
up to the number 100.

Well, that should get the gears turning.

And then the Handy Helpers
should work again.

And our handy-helping friends
will be all right?

You got it, Goof.
And then they can help us make dinner.

[SNIFFS]

Ahh.

I can already smell my veggie stew.

Will you help Minnie turn the crank?

Thanks. I was hoping you would.

Each time we turn the crank,
the arrow will move by tens,

up to 100 by tens.

Count with me.

Ten. Crank again.

Twenty. Crank again.

Thirty. Again.

Forty, 50

sixty, 70,

eighty, ooh, 90,

one hundred

Whew.

Good counting and cranking, Minnie.

And thank you too.

Ahh. Thanks, Mickey.

Glad I can lend a helping hand
for the Handy Helpers.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

MICKEY:
Look, it's working.

[PLUTO BARKS]

Hyuck. It's going:

Chugga-chugga-chug-chug.
Chugga-chugga-chug-chug.

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
Watch the gears go round ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
They go up and down ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
That's our favorite-- ♪

[CRASH, THEN SQUEAKING]

Oh, no.

It's not chugga-chugga-chug-chugging
anymore.

It's chugga-chugga-squeaking.

Gosh, does that mean
the machine is still broken?

Well, I'm not sure.

Let's find out if any of the Handy Helpers
upstairs are working.

[HONKS]

Hello up there.

You feel anything? Maybe there?

Aah! Hey!

MICKEY:
Hello? Professor?

Mickey! Did you fix the machine?

Well, we tightened the loose bolts.

Oh, that's good, good, good.

Now, let's see
if the patient is feeling better.

All right. Could you maybe give us
a little itty-bitty wave?

[CREAKS]

[CHUGS, THEN SQUEAKS]

Aw, phooey.

Sorry about that, Mr. Mickey.

No chugga-chugga-chug-chug.

Just a chugga-chugga-squeak.

I'm afraid the Handy-Dandy
is still on the fritz.

Uh, that's doctor talk that means
that the big machine is still broken.

Looks like we've got a lot more work
to do down here.

Will you help?

Come on.

Oh! Meet you there in a minute, Mickey.

I think the machine
wants to eat my shirt. Hyuck.

Oh, that's silly, Goofy.

GOOFY:
Whoa!

You see? I'm stuck between
my chugga and my chug. Hyuck.

Hold on, Goof.

Gee, we gotta get these gears moving again
and get you out of there.

Everybody say:

ALL:
"Oh, Toodles!"

[TOODLES RINGING]

MICKEY: We need a Mouseketool
to make the gears slippery

so that Goofy can slip out.

Well, how about the bottle of shampoo?

MINNIE: Hmm. Sometimes shampoo
can make the bathtub slippery.

Do you think slippery shampoo
will help make the gears slippery

so that Goofy can slip out?

[BELL DINGS]

MICKEY: You bet you.
The bottle of shampoo should do the trick.

And maybe making the gears slippery
will fix the machine.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[RINGS]

Ha, ha. We'll get you out, Goofy.

Here you go.

It's working! It's working!

And my hair is shiny and smells nice too.

Okay. Let's turn the crank
and see if the machine's working.

Crank it up to 100, Minnie.

Count with me.

♪ Ten, 20, 30 ♪

♪ Don't be slow ♪

♪ Forty, 50, 60 ♪

♪ Four turns to go ♪

♪ Seventy, 80, 90 ♪

♪ And ♪

♪ One hundred! ♪

Sing with us, everybody.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[CHUGGING]

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
Watch the gears go round ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
They go up and down ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
That's our favorite-- ♪

[CRASH, THEN SQUEAKING]

-Oh!
-Whoa!

-Whoa!
-Ahh.

Aw, gee.
We'd better go check with the professor.

[HONKS]

Professor? Professor Von Drake?

[CHUGGING AND SQUEAKING]

MICKEY:
Professor? Professor Von Drake?

Say, Professor,
are the Handy Helpers working?

Well, I don't know. Let's see.

Oh, Handy Helper,

could you get the professor a glass
of water?

With a wedge of lemon, please,
could you put on it?

Uh-oh.

[LAUGHS]

[SPUTTERS]

[SHOUTS GIBBERISH]

Aw, nuts.

Sorry there, Mickey,
but the Handy Helper still isn't working.

Oh, this is a real pickle we got here.

Oh, my.

If we can't fix the Handy Helpers soon,

we'll never have dinner.

This is exasperating.

We tightened the bolts.

And we used shampoo
to make the gears slippery.

[SIGHS]

But the machine is still broken.

Minnie, sounds like we have more parts
of the machine to fix.

[SPRING CREAKS, THEN BOINGS]

Don't worry, Mickey.

I'm fixing to fix this springy spring.

Spring's just a little too springy--

Aah-hoo-hoo-hooey!

We gotta catch Goofy, and fast.

Uh-oh. We're going to need a Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY:
Can we use a butterfly net to catch Goofy?

[BELL DINGS]

MICKEY:
Yeah, let's try it.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[RINGS]

Are you all right, Goofy?

I'm as peachy as a peach. Thanks, Minnie.

Well, I'm glad you're okay, Goof.

But, heh, the Handy Helpers
still aren't working.

Oh, dear.

If we can't fix the machine
and the Handy Helpers...

There will be no big dinner
and no veggie stew.

[BARKS]

Pluto, where are you going, pal?

Pluto is heading
for the squeak-squeak-squeak.

[CHUGGING AND SQUEAKING]

Follow that squeak!

[BARKING]

What did you find, buddy?

[CHUGGING AND SQUEAKING]

MICKEY:
Look, Pluto's squeaky ball!

It's stuck under that heart-shaped gear.

Gosh. So that was the squeak-squeak-squeak
we was a-hearing.

And why the Handy Helpers aren't working.

We've got to get Pluto's squeaky ball
out from the gears.

Well, we need a Mouseketool to help us.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY:
Only the Mystery Mouseketool is left.

Gee, maybe it can help us.

Let's all say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

ALL:
Mystery Mousketool!

MICKEY:
What's today's Mystery Mousketool?

GOOFY:
It's something that pinches.

I think it's called, squeezers.

MICKEY:
Ha, ha. That's close, Goofy.

The Mystery Mousketool
is a pair of big tweezers.

MINNIE:
Ooh. That's just the thing we need

to pull out Pluto's squeaky ball.

[BELL DINGS]

MICKEY:
We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super cheers!"

PLUTO [BARKING]:
Super cheers!

Help me pull the ball out
with the tweezers, everybody.

Move your fingers like tweezers.
Grab on to the ball...

[BALL SQUEAKING]

...and pull! Pull!

Pull!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[CHUGGING]

It worked.
We pulled out Pluto's squeaky ball.

Was that what
you've been sniffing around for, Pluto?

[BARKS]

Oh, listen.

The machine's not
squeak-squeak-squeaking anymore.

It's chugga-chugga-chugging.

Come on, everybody. Sing with us.

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
Watch the gears go round ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
They go up and down ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
That's our favorite sound ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
Watch the gears go round ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
They go up and down ♪

♪ Chugga-chugga-chug-chug
That's our favorite sound ♪

Come on, everybody.

Let's go see
if the Handy Helpers are working.

Howdy, everybody.

Gosh!

Ahh. This is the life.

Mickey, I think the Handy Helpers
are trying to say thank you.

Yeah, you're right.

And thank you, Handy Helpers.

You're our friends too.

You're as much a part of the clubhouse
as all of us.

Oh, look,
the Handy Helpers made us dinner.

Just in time.

Yummy.

And they made my favorite too:
veggie stew!

Ooh, boy! Wowee! Ha, ha!

You did it, kiddos!

You fixed the Handy-Dandy Machine.

And now the Handy Helpers
are in tip-topsy shape.

Ho, ho, ho.
Let's give everyone a great big hand.

Ha, ha, ooh.
The professor made a little funny.

All right!
It's time to do the hot-dog dance.

[TOOTING]

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKS]

[COMPUTERIZED]
♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

Thanks for helping us today
at the clubhouse.

Oh, I sure had fun.
And I hope you did too.

And thanks for doing
the hot-dog dance. Yeah!

What a hot-dog day.

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
From Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

MICKEY:
We worked hard today.

Do you remember which Mouseketool we used

to tighten the loose bolts
on the Handy-Dandy Machine?

You bet you. The shape wrenches.

GOOFY: And which wrench tightened the bolt
with this shape?

MICKEY:
The star-shaped wrench. Right.

What a hot-dog, handy-helping day.
See you real soon.