02x22 - Sir Goofs-a-Lot

[bunniefuu]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my Clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

Aw, I almost forgot.

To make the Clubhouse appear,
we get to say

[WHISPERS] the magic words.

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

["Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme"
by They Might Be Giants playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN:
Roll call.

MAN: Donald!
-Present!

MAN: Daisy!
-Here!

MAN: Goofy!
-[CHUCKLES] Here!

MAN: Pluto!
-[BARKS]

MAN: Minnie!
-[LAUGHS] Oh, here!

MAN: Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY:
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

[CHUCKLES]

Sir Goofs-A-Lot.

Hi, everybody! I'm sure glad
to see you. Know why?

Because every time you're here, I know
something wonderful is about to happen.

[PANTING]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hiya, Mick.

Whoa! Whoa!

Goofy, what are you doing?

And why are you wearing all that stuff?

Why, I'm pretending
to be a knight in shining armor.

Aw, Goofy, you've always wanted
to be a knight, haven't you?

There's nothing in the whole
wide world I'd rather be.

A real knight is a genuine hero!

And I've wanted to be a real knight
ever since I was just a little Goofy.

Well, let's see what we can do about that.

Come on!

All you gotta do, Goofy, is pull
the Surprise Switch and make a wish.

Really? I could wish to be a real knight?

And go on a knightly-type adventure?

You betcha!

Well, okay, then.

[SPITS]

Here goes!

[GRUNTS]

[MACHINE CREAKING]

♪ Loyal subjects gather 'round ♪

♪ Bow your heads and bend your knee ♪

♪ Let the royal trumpets sound ♪

[BUGLE CALL PLAYS]

Oh!

[CLEARS THROAT]

♪ Queen Clarabelle now speaks to thee ♪

Harken! Prithee, please.

I, your beloved Queen Clarabelle,
need a knight to undertake a quest.

[STUTTERING] I'll go, your Queenly-ness!

Oh, excellent!
Now, the quest is simply this:

I want you to go out into my kingdom
and bring back three things.

First, you'll need to get the Silver Sword
from the far side of the Glass Bridge.

Second, the Shining Shield
from the Dark Forest.

And, finally, the Silken Banner

from high atop the highest
of the Three Towers.

So let's see, you want me
to get the Silver Sword

from the far side of the Glass Bridge,

the Shining Shield from the Dark Forest

and the Silken Banner at the Three Towers.

Sounds like a quest and a half.

But I'll get them all for you.

So then, sally forth!

Sally who?

Sally forth. That means go!

Shoo! Vamoose!

Oh! Okay, Queeny. I'm a-going!

Congratulations, Goof.
You're going on an adventure!

Say, this being my first quest
as a knight and all,

do you think you could
help me on my adventure?

Gee, thanks!

Come on! Let's go get some Mouseketools.

To the Mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a-thinking and a-solving
Work-it-through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mouseker-doer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mouseker-doer ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
to help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, mooska ♪

♪ Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools ♪

♪ Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY:
A music box!

[CHUCKLES]
Tinkly!

Building blocks. Big ones!

-[BEEPING]
MICKEY: A handy crane!

And the Mystery Mouseketool!

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here
for meedles and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have to say
is "Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say
is "Oh, Toodles" ♪

See you soon, Toodles!

Okay, Goof, we're all set!

Do you remember what Goofy's
supposed to get first?

Hmmm, let me see now. Uh... Oh, I know!

I need to get the Silver Sword.

And that's on the far side
of the Glass Bridge.

♪ Me-me-me-me-me-me ♪

[LUTE PLAYING]

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la ♪

♪ Chord ♪

♪ Fa-la-la
La-la-la ♪

♪ Goofy's gonna get the sword ♪

[CHUCKLES] Whoa!

[SCREAMS]

What was that?

That was Donald singing
a song about our adventure.

Looks like he's a troubadour.

That means he sings wherever he goes.

Hmm, now where is that Silver Sword?

[BARKS]

GOOFY: [GASPS] Look, there it is!

I wonder how that sword
got stuck like that.

[GRUNTING]

[CHUCKLES]
Goof, you better just pull the sword out.

Good idea!

[SPITS]

[GRUNTS]

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

[GASPS]

Boy, is that sword stuck!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Looks like we need a Mouseketool.

Everybody say...

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la ♪

♪ Oodles ♪

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles ♪

[CHUCKLES]

[JINGLING]

[JINGLING]

MICKEY:
Hmm, we have the music box,

the big building blocks,
and the handy crane.

Can any of these help us pull
the Silver Sword from the rock?

GOOFY:
I bet the old handy crane

is strong enough to do the trick!

MICKEY:
Okay, then, the handy crane it is.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

[CHUCKLES] I've got the Silver Sword

for Queen Clarabelle!

[BARKS]

Way to go, Goof!

What's the next thing you need to get?

Hmm...

Got the Silver Sword. Uh...

The Shining Shield!
And that's in the Dark Forest.

[OWL HOOTING]

Hmm, why do forests have
to have so many doggone trees?

You know, I think we've been
wandering around in circles.

I... I'm afraid we're lost.

-[GASPS] Gosh.
MINNIE: Fear not.

-Huh? What was that?
-Who's there?

[GIGGLES]
Why, 'tis I, Minnie!

And Daisy!

We're the protectors of the Dark Forest.

Greetings, m'ladies.

I'm Goofy of the Clubhouse!

I'm here to get the Shining Shield
for Queen Clarabelle.

Oooh! Good Queen Clarabelle!

[GIGGLING] We'd do anything to help her.

We know every inch of the Dark Forest.

We know the way to the Shining Shield!

All you have to do is take the... Shh.

[WHISPERING] Secret path.

Fine and dandy! How do we find the--

Shh. [WHISPERING] Secret path?

We'll show you, boys.

The entrance to, shh.
[WHISPERING] The secret path

[IN NORMAL VOICE] will be revealed when we
hop on one of these stones.

But it can't be just
any one of the stones.

It has to be the one numbered 60.

Would you like to help us
find the stone numbered 60?

Goody-goody!
The stones are numbered by tens.

Let's count by tens all the way up to 60.

ALL:
Ten! Twenty!

Thirty! Forty! Fifty!

GOOFY:
And...

MINNIE:
Oh.

GOOFY & MINNIE:
Sixty!

[SNIFFING]

-[BARKS]
-Hot diggity!

Now, that's just gotta be the...

Shh. [WHISPERING] Secret path.

Follow it. It will take you
to the Shining Shield.

-Goodbye.
-And good luck.

BOTH:
Goofy of the Clubhouse!

MICKEY:
Goofy, look, the Shining Shield!

I'll have the old Shining Shield
down in a jiff.

[GOOFY THUDDING AND SCREAMING]

[LUTE PLAYING]

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la ♪

♪ Woes ♪

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Up and down he goes ♪

Ow!

Up and down is right.

It's trickier than it looks.

Well, if we could only stop
that windmill from turning,

then it'd be easy to climb up
and get the shield.

I wonder what's making it turn?

Gadzooks, I got it!

They're called windmills

because the wind blows on them
and makes them turn!

That's right, Goof.

Hmmm. Do you think there's a way
to stop the wind from making it turn?

MICKEY:
We could block the wind.

Sounds like it's time
for another Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles"!

BOTH:
Oh, Toodles!

[JINGLING]

MICKEY:
We have the music box

and the big building blocks.

Could either of those keep the wind
from turning the windmill?

GOOFY:
Do you reckon we could use

the big building blocks to make a wall
that would block the wind?

MICKEY:
Blocks to block the wind?

That'd be swell!

We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

The blocks make a spiffy wall,
but will it stop the wind?

Well, uh, I don't feel
any wind on this side.

[WINDMILL CREAKS]

Hot dog! It worked!

Ta-da! The Shining Shield!

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la ♪

♪ Cow ♪

♪ Fa-la-la
La-la-la ♪

♪ Goof's got the shield now ♪

-Hurray! You did it!
-[BARKS]

Oh, boy!

That's two things down,
and one to go. What's next?

Let me see now.

Uh, I got the sword and the shield.

Now I gotta get the Silken Banner,
and that's over at...

the Three Towers!

Uh-oh! There's a banner on all the towers.

I wonder which one Queen Clarabelle wants?

MICKEY:
We need to get the Silken Banner

on top of the highest tower.

Which one of the three towers
is the highest?

That's right, the middle one.

Come on!

[PLUTO BARKS]

[SNIFFING]

Attaboy, Pluto. Let's climb to the top.

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

[PANTING]

[SHIELD CLATTERS]

[GOOFY PANTING DEEPLY]

-Gosh.
-Goof, look.

[SNORING]

GOOFY:
Wow.

Just like in a fairy tale.

Should we wake her up?

[DEEP VOICE MUMBLING]

Uh-oh! I think we already did.

Yo-hoo! Princey? Is that you?

Oh, joy! My prince has come!

Who? Me? I'm no prince.

I'm just trying to be a knight. Whoa!

And I'm here to get the Silken Banner
from the highest tower.

Oh, don't be shy!

You gotta pick me up and carry me away,
so we could live happily ever after

because that's what happens
in the fairy tales, you know.

Mickey, the princess won't let go! Help!

Oh. We could sure use something

to put that princess back
to sleep, like a Mouseketool!

Everybody say...

Oh, Toodles! Oh, Toodles! Oh, Toodles!

[JINGLING]

MICKEY:
We have the music box

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Could the music box help us?

[MUSIC BOX PLAYS]

GOOFY:
That tune always makes me sleepy.

Maybe it'll put the princess
back to sleep.

I hope! I hope! I hope!

MICKEY:
Let's try it. We'll take the music box.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers"!

[MUSIC BOX PLAYS]

Ooh! Pretty.

[YAWNING]

[SNORING]

[WHISPERING] Come on.

Let's get out of here
before nap time is over.

MICKEY:
There it is!

The Silken Banner.

GOOFY:
But how can I get to it?

MICKEY:
With a Mouseketool!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles"!

BOTH:
Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY:
Gee, all that's left

is the Mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool"!

GOOFY: Mystery Mouseketool!
-[PLUTO BARKS]

MICKEY:
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

A yo-yo!

We picked all our Mouseketools.
Say, "Super Cheers"!

[GOOFY HUMMING]

Goof, we have to use the yo-yo
to get the banner, remember?

Right, Mickey. Here you go!

Oh!

[GROANS]

Now, that's what I call yo-yoing!

MICKEY: Ready, Pluto?
-[BARKS]

Okay, Mick, let her go.

[HOLLERING]

Hot diggity! The Silky Banner.

Queen Clarabelle ought
to be real proud of me.

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la ♪

♪ Bananner ♪

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Goofy got the Silken Banner ♪

PRINCESS:
Yoo-hoo, Princey, is that you?

Uh-oh! Whoa!

Uh-oh! Whoa!

QUEEN CLARABELLE:
Oh, back so soon?

GOOFY:
I got the three things you asked for,

your Majesty-ness!

The Silver Sword, the Shining Shield,
and the Silky Banner.

Oh! Good questing!

Wait right there.

Goofy, the quest I sent you on
was difficult and dangerous.

Only a knight brave
and true could complete it.

Gather 'round, my subjects!
Your queen commands!

-[BUGLE CALL PLAYS]
-Ooh!

[CHUCKLES]
I just love tooting my own horn.

♪ You brought back
All this lovely treasure ♪

♪ And proved yourself
Both brave and true ♪

♪ So it's with most royal pleasure ♪

♪ I give them all right back ♪

♪ To you ♪

[SHIELD CLATTERS]

-You mean, me?
-Yes, you.

I give you this Shining Shield,
so you may protect my kingdom.

I give you this Silken Banner,

so the world will know
that you are my champion!

And I give you this Silver Sword,
so you may lead the way.

Now, rise, Sir Goofs-A-Lot.

[WHOOSHING]

MICKEY & MINNIE:
Ooh.

DAISY: Oh, my.
DONALD: Wow.

Three cheers for Sir Goofs-A-Lot,
the bravest knight in the kingdom.

ALL:
Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!

Hip-hip-hooray!

Gosh! Thanks everybody.

I couldn't have gotten through
this adventure without you.

And thank you, Queen Clarabelle.

Whoa! Whoa!

What a great day!

And what a terrific knight! [CHUCKLES]

Now, let's all celebrate
by doing the Hot Dog Dance!

["HOT DOG" BY THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
PLAYING]

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING IN RHYTHM]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Gosh! We sure had fun
at the Clubhouse today.

And now we get to have more fun.

Yippee! [LAUGHS]

What a "hot dog" day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
From Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

MICKEY:
Say, do you remember what number stone

opened the entrance to the secret path?

MINNIE:
That's right. The stone marked 60!

DAISY:
Let's count to 60 by tens!

Starting with ten!

GOOFY:
Ten...

twenty, 30...

forty, 50...

sixty!

MICKEY:
See you real soon!