02x30 - Pete's Beach Blanket Luau

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my Clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[BIRD CHIRPING]

Oh, I almost forgot.

To make the Clubhouse appear,
we get to say

[WHISPERS] the magic words.

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me!

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[SPARKLING SOUNDS]

["MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE THEME"
BY THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS PLAYING]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN:
Roll call!

MAN: Donald!
-Present.

MAN: Daisy!
-Here.

MAN: Goofy!
-Here.

MAN: Pluto!
-[BARKS]

MAN: Minnie!
-Here!

MAN: Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
[CHUCKLES]

[MICKEY READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS]

Hi, everybody! Welcome to the Clubhouse!

Oh, gosh!

[PLUTO PANTING]

It's hotter than a hot tamale in here!

[MURMURS CONTENTEDLY]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Mm-mm! There's nothing better than
chicken noodle ice cream on a hot day!

Gosh! It's so hot, my ice creamy cone
turned to ice creamy soup.

Good thing I got chicken noodle!

[SLURPS]

Mmm, soupy!
[LAUGHS]

Boy! There's just gotta be a way
to cool down!

[PANTING]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[PHONE RINGS]

Yello?

Hello there, Mickey the Mouse.
It's Pete calling!

Oh, hiya Pete.

Say, is it hot enough for you?
[CHUCKLES AND SLURPS]

It sure is, Pete!

Why, it's gotta be
the hottest day of the year!

[CHUCKLES] Well, that's why
I'm having a party at Star Lake.

You see, it's cooler here at the beach.

That's because of the breeze
that blows across the water.

[SLURPS]

Oh boy, a beach party! Hot dog!

Oh, not just any beach party,
but a Beach Blanket Luau!

[PETE LAUGHS]

A Luau is a beach party, Hawaiian style.

Mouskebunga!
[DRUMS PLAYING]

And I'm inviting you
and all your pals to come.

That sounds great.
I'll ask them right now.

Wanna help Pete put on
his Beach Blanket Luau

so we can all cool down?

Hot dog! And I do mean hot!

Thanks, Mickey the Mouse!

And thanks to you too!

Gosh, a beach party luau
sounds beachy keen!

[SNIFFS AND BARKS]

We're gonna need some Mouseketools

to help get Pete's party
off to a good start.

To the Mousekedoer!

[WHIRRING SOUNDS]

♪ Mouska-hey! Mouske-hi, Mouska-ho ♪

♪ Mouska ready! Mouska set! Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinkin' and a solvin'
Work it through-er ♪

♪ Mouska me! Mouska you! Mouskedoer ♪

♪ Mouska me! Mouska you! Mouskedoer ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mousketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska, Mooska, Mouskedoer!

[CHIMING]

♪ Mousketools! Mousketools! Mousketools ♪

BACKGROUND VOCALS:
♪ Here are your Mousketools ♪

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
MICKEY: An elephant in a bikini!

[TIRES SQUEAKING]
A red wagon.

Thermometers. To tell the temperature.

And the Mystery Mouseketool!

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for meedles and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles!" ♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

Aloha, Toodles!

Aloha. That's Hawaiian luau talk.

It can mean hello or goodbye!

Come on. Let's go get the rest
of our friends and head over to...

[SURF MUSIC PLAYS]
Pete's Beach Blanket Luau!

[SURF MUSIC CONTINUES]

[HORN HONKS]

Hey, who the--

Well, pinch my papayas.
My guests are here already!

Aloha, Pete!

[BARKING EXCITEDLY]

Oh, boy! We're gonna have a ball.

A beach ball!

PETE:
Hey, watch it!

Wow!
[LAUGHS]

Oh, goody, goody.

Donald, look what a beautiful day it is
at the beach.

DONALD:
I can't see a thing.

[SCREAMS]

Ta-da! Much better.

[RATTLES THEN SQUEAKS]

[MUMBLING]

Aloha!

Aloha!

Pete's my name,
and being the Big Kahuna's my game.

Ah, Pete,

what's a Big Kahuna?

Well, a Big Kahuna
is the guy in charge of the luau.

Which is me, of course.
[LAUGHS]

Now are you ready to have fun
in the sun and b*at the heat?

Yeah!

[PLUTO BARKS]
Surf's up!

[PLUTO BARKING]

[CLATTERS]
DONALD: Whoa!

What's the big idea? What a mess!

Wow! Well, who made this mess?

Well, I, guess it might be
from my last fishing trip.

Uh, Pete, you know it's important
to pick up after yourself.

I was gonna get around to it.
Honest, I was.

We'll need something to put
all the stuff in once we've collect it.

Well, how's about we use
one of them Mouseketoodlies?

Good idea!

Everyone say--

Tut-tut! Allow me.

[SHOUTS]
Oh, Toodles!

[BELL CHIMING]

MICKEY:
Hmm, there's an elephant in a bikini.

A red wagon, thermometers
and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Which do you think would be good
for carrying away the trash?

PETE: I bet you we could use the red wagon
to carry lots of stuff!

Then, it's luau time!

MICKEY:
The red wagon it is!

We got ears say, "Cheers!"

[BELLS CHIME]

Let's all help pick things up!

Come on, Daisy!
Let's start tidying up by the water.

That's a goody-good idea!

What a mess. How exasperating.

PETE: Duck!
-What?

What's the big idea?

Oh, sorry, Donald.

I guess I got carried away
but I did say "duck"!

[CHUCKLES]
You know, duck, duck!

Get it? Because you're a--
[LAUGHS]

[SARCASTICALLY]
Very funny. Ha, ha, ha!

That's the first time
I ever heard that one.

[PAPER RUSTLES]

Ah there, the last piece of trash.

Will you help us sort this
so we can recycle it?

Recycle?

Is that like riding a bike back and forth,
over and over again?

[CRASHES]

Ah, Goofy, no.

When you recycle something,

you turn trash
into something brand new and useful!

Gosh, that sounds amazing.

Here you go! Two recycling bins.

One for stuff made out of paper.

And another one
for stuff made out of plastic.

[RUSTLES]

This is a newspaper.
Which bin should it go in?

The bin for paper or plastic?

Well, it's a newspaper, so it goes in?

[CHIMES]

Right! The paper bin!

How about this comic book? And this bag?

[CHIMES]

Hot dog! They're both made of paper.

So they go in the bin for paper!

Hey, I don't think I have this issue.

I'm gonna recycle it
to my comic book collection at home.

And this here milk jug?

Should it go in the bin
for paper or plastic?

[CHIMES]

Yessiree-bob!
A milk jug is made out of plastic,

so it goes in the bin for plastic!

And what about this shampoo bottle?

Which bin should it go in?

[CHIMES]

You betcha!

Since it's plastic,
it goes in the plastic bin!

And, uh, hmm.

What should we do
with these big underpants?

Oh! I was wondering where
those things got to. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Give me those.

Good sorting, everybody. Mahalo!

That's Hawaiian for "thanks"!

So now that the beach is clean,
we can get this beach party started.

Oh, boy! Let's go!

Surf's up!

[PLUTO BARKING]

DONALD:
Ow! Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!

[BOTH YELLING]

Ow! Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Oh, ooh! Goodness, the sand is hot!

Looks like we need to find
the coolest place around here

to set up the luau.

I bet a Mouseketool can help us!

Everybody say...

Oh, Toodles!

[BELL CHIMES]

MICKEY:
There's an elephant in a bikini,

two thermometers
and the Mystery Mouseketool.

What can help us find
the coolest place on the beach?

MINNIE: Well, a thermometer can tell us
how hot or cool the air is around us.

DAISY:
Then let's try the thermometers!

DONALD:
That's a good idea!

MICKEY:
We've got ears, say, "Cheers!"

MINNIE: These thermometers
are numbered one through five.

The higher the number
the red line goes to, the hotter it is.

[GASPS]
Ooh, look!

The red line went all the way up
past the number five! Ooh!

And that means it's really hotsy-totsy
for my footsie-wootsies on the sand!

Wow!

Then let's see what my thermometer says
over here in the shade.

PETE: Well, would you look at that!
It went up, but not much.

DAISY:
The red line is at the number two!

Which number is smaller? Two or five?

[CHIMES]

PETE:
Two, my little wahine!

DAISY: Yes! The number two is smaller.
So who's standing in the cooler spot?

I am. Here in the shade.
[GIGGLES]

GOOFY: Yup! I think this is
the coolest place on the beach!

Oh, then it's settled! Let's spread out
the beach blanket right here.

[LAUGHS] Delightful!
Now, it's beach blanket luau time.

[SIGHS]

Donald, are your hot footsies better now?

You betcha!

[PANTING]

[SIGHS THEN WHIMPERS]

I think we might need a little more shade

to make sure that everyone
is as cool as possible.

-Right, Pluto?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, my!
This old umbrella is full of holes!

I guess a shade umbrelly's no good
if it lets the sun shine through.

We need a Mouseketool.

Everybody say...

Oh, Toodles!

Oh, Toodles!

[RADAR BEEPING AND SIREN SOUNDING]

[BELL CHIMING]

MICKEY: Hmm.

We have an elephant in a bikini
and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Which do you think can patch up
the holes in the beach umbrella?

GOOFY:
Well, an elly-phant's fun and all,

but I don't know
if it can do any patching.

How about...

DONALD:
The Mystery Mouseketool!

MICKEY:
Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

ALL:
Mystery Mouseketool!

MICKEY:
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

Shape stickers!

We've got ears say, "Cheers!"

Oh, goody! Let's pick the sticker that's
shaped like each one of these holes.

What shape is this hole?

Right. It's a diamond.

Which sticker is the best one for
covering up the diamond-shaped hole?

-This one?
GOOFY: Nope, that's a triangle shape!

DAISY: And what we want
is a diamond shape.

Which one is that?

[CHIMES]

DONALD:
That one!

[PETE HUMS]

MICKEY:
And what shape is this hole?

GOOFY:
Why that's easy-cheesie! It's a star.

Even if it doesn't twinkle.

Now which sticker will work best
for the star-shaped hole?

[CHIMES]

Right!

[CHUCKLES]
What shape is this?

GOOFY: One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!

[CHUCKLES]
It's an octopus!

It's an octagon!

Yeah, octagon!

That's what I said! Uh, isn't it?

Oh, brother!

So which sticker should we stick
on the octagon-shaped hole?

[CHIMES]
Yep! You got it!

This sticker's an octagon too!

See? one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight sides!

That's much better. Thank you everybody!

You mean mahalo!

[SIGHS]

-Ready, boy?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Surf's up!

[HOWLING]

[WATER SPLASHES]

Aw, phooey! No waves!

Gosh, where did all the waves go?

Hmm. That's a good question there, Goof.

Why this water's flatter
than a duck's footprint!

DONALD: [YELLS] Hey!
-If Donald's gonna ride that surfboard,

he'll need a big old wave.

You know, Pete, I don't think
Star Lake ever gets any waves.

Oh, cheese weasels! Some Big Kahuna I am.

My luau's gonna end up
being no fun at all.

You don't suppose I could borrow
a Mouseketool to make a wave, do you?

Not a bad idea, Pete.

Everybody say...

"Oh, Toodles!"

Oh, Toodles!

[DIGGING NOISES]

[BELLS CHIMING]

MICKEY: Hmm. All we have left
is an elephant in a bikini.

Hmmm. How can an elephant
help us make a wave?

PETE:
Well, an elephant is big and heavy.

Why, I bet it could jump into the water
and make a great wave.

MICKEY:
Let's try it!

We picked all our Mouseketools,
say "Super Cheers!"

[FIREWORKS BLASTING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

[TRUMPETS]

Hang on, surfer dude!
One big wave coming up!

Boy, oh, boy! Here comes a whopper!

[YELLS]
Waaaaaak-kiki!

Get it? Waikiki. That's a surfer joke!
[LAUGHS]

-Hang ten, Donald!
-Awesome!

-Gnarly, ducky boy!
-[BARKS]

[WHIMPERS]
Mother of Pearl!

What a wave!

You said it! Dude.
[LAUGHS]

Gee, where's Pete?

PETE:
Get off me! [SPITS]

[LAUGHS]
Way to go, Ms. Jumbo!

[TRUMPETS]

Let's Mousekebunga!

[DRUMS PLAYING]

Ooh, yeah!

♪ Hey, everybody, It's time to have fun ♪

♪ We're gonna romp and stomp
Under the sun ♪

-♪ Let's have a party now ♪
-♪ Surf's up ♪

♪ Let's start the big luau
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Come on and Mousekebunga
Mousekebunga with me ♪

♪ Grab your board
Make a big splash ♪

-♪ We'll play on the beach ♪
-♪ Good thing we picked up the trash ♪

-♪ Let's have a party now ♪
-♪ Surf's up ♪

♪ Let's start the big luau
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Come on and Mouskebunga
Mousekebunga with me ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ You can't say "luau"
Without saying "whoa" ♪

♪ Let's catch a wave, dudes ♪

-♪ Let's hit the beach ♪
-♪ Catch a wave and then ♪

♪ Once we dry off
We'll go back in again ♪

Yahoo!

-♪ Let's have a party now ♪
-♪ Surf's up ♪

-♪ Let's start the big luau ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Come on and Mousekebunga
Mousekebunga with me ♪

♪ I said we'll Mousekebunga
Mousekebunga with me ♪

♪ Mousekebunga ♪

PETE: Oh, yeah!
-Mousekebunga, dudes!

Well, what do you know,
everyone really likes my luau!

BOTH:
Mahalo, Pete.

Aw thanks, everyone!

I couldn't have put together
my luau without you!

And a big Mousekebunga
thanks to all of you too.

Oh, boy. What a luau-riffic day
we had at the beach!

Let's all head back to the Clubhouse
and celebrate with a Hot Dog Dance!

["HOT DOG"
BY THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS PLAYING]

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING RHYTHMICALLY]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog ♪

Mahalo for helping us today at the luau.

Oh, I sure had fun and I hope you did too.

And thanks for doing
the Hot Dog Dance. Aloha.

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
Whatcha waitin' for ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out,
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by!

[WINKING SOUND]

["PETE'S MOUSEKEBUNGA SONG" PLAYS]

Ooh, yeah!

♪ Hey everybody, it's time to have fun ♪

♪ We're gonna romp and stomp
Under the sun ♪

-♪ Let's have a party now ♪
-♪ Surf's up ♪

-♪ Let's have a big luau ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Come on and Mousekebunga
Mousekebunga with me ♪