05x22 - Tuesday's Child

[bunniefuu]

all right here you go

two giraffes playing twister or drunk

octopus giving directions

this is my life i go to get coffee my

wife becomes a street performer mom is

filling in for a friend

thanks for the break my back teeth were

floating

no problem you know what would really

hurt

nude rodeo

where did that come from uh clown rodeo

clown

rodeo drive fancy clothes no clothes

nude rodeo

yes that would hurt

hey sweetie did you want a balloon

rodney will make you one

huh

we have to go where's your mommy and

daddy maybe she doesn't speak english

that's an interesting choice

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[Applause]

this is my name and this is my address

can you write down where you live

okay um this is me

and this is my apartment building

okay and this is you

can you draw where you live

oh that's true you do have more hair

than i gave you

actually

tickets to a paul simon concert

he used to play with a fellow named

garfunkel

that's a funny name isn't it

i asked all around and nobody's lost a

kid but keep your eyes peeled for a set

of keys and a german shepherd named carl

i'm guessing that's a dog

you're mr montgomery oh yes um

we don't know her name and she still

hasn't said anything yeah and i tried

english

spanish french and i can only swear in

mandarin but i have to have a couple of

my ties and you really have to push my

buttons

we'll take it back to the precinct

family services to take care of until we

locate your parents

okay thank you these nice people here

are gonna help you find your mommy and

daddy okay

oh and i don't know how far the precinct

is but she just had a 42 ounce big gulp

so you might want to go lights and

sirens

she's got my good pen

thank you well the police won't give out

any information if you're not a relative

oh it'll work out honey remember the

time your father lost you for six

hours at hands across america no

well that's probably just as well

we did everything we could she's in

she's in very good hands now we need to

get going

have you seen my uh binoculars honey

we're gonna be in the eighth row

are you gonna play what's up paul

simon's nose

i'll look in the kitchen

oh mother dad what brings you by well um

larry said that we might be able to find

abby here

raises more questions than it answers

abby

we were antiquing and we ran across this

elegant early american

quilt and i said to edward abby must

have this

kitty i don't know what to say

try what do you want

abby uh do you need any help at that

dear little charity

thrift shop that you run yeah but what

brought this on

well you know i feel i just i have so

much to add to the community and i

really

feel i have not been doing my fair share

she has to do community service for

decking the perfume girl at neiman's

you hit someone the woman was basting me

in chantilly

i put up my hand over my face and my

hard shell judith lieber bag

accidentally tapped her on the cheekbone

knocked her on her ass she fell she was

wearing ridiculous shoes

and that defense didn't work

hey greg how about we stop at the police

station on the way to the concert darma

we're already late we're barely gonna

make it as it is she's gonna be fine she

really will

what are my binoculars doing in the junk

drawer i don't know maybe the

twist ties and the batteries were

throwing a party

i just wish we could see how she was

doing

okay now wish for a million dollars

oh looks like misty wins again

okay um they just said that her mother

is on her way so we can go well i'd like

to wait for h*m* i understand but she's

in safe hands and we're missing paul

simon honey don't you think that if paul

simon found a little girl he would stay

with her even though he was missing us

in concert

telling you make a very odd point

oh grace thank god

look at that mother and child reunion

speaking of which excitement wait a

second

hi i'm dorma my husband and i found your

daughter she kind of found us

oh thank you so much i i was at work and

she slipped away from the new sitter

i just can't seem to find anybody that

she likes does she ever talk

she just started doing this lately i

think she's mad at me because

i work so much but i'm a single parent

maybe she just likes the sounds of

silence

we unload the stuff here and we ask the

people if they'd like any help on

loading their car

i see we uh bring it to the sorting area

here and if they have any plastic or

paper or cardboard that goes over there

because we recycle

ah i would assume nothing less what's

mrs moneybags doing here

she's doing community service i heard

she punched out a perfume girl at neiman

marcus

why can't she pick up trash on the

highway

that's pretty much the place abby

brava susan and you dear

fine fine work now um i have taken the

liberty

of filling in my hours for the next five

days so if you will just sign

here i will be on my way and you can get

on with your noble work

kitty no i think the intention was that

you actually

work here well if i was going to do that

i could go anywhere

kitty what i'm about to say may sound a

little harsh but

if you don't work here i'm gonna have to

tell the court

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sorry we were late but i couldn't leave

the police station until i knew

everything was going to be okay

and we made it and how cool was it that

our garfunkel showed up

we missed paul simon we missed simon and

garfunkel we got garfunkel

and it was stacked parking so we were

the last ones in and the last ones to

leave

but we got to listen to the entire

graceland cd that was fun huh the two of

us

sitting there listening to music in

stony silence

hey my good pen

these are good they're not lima beans

they're fava beans

and this is mango chutney and you can

put that right on the halibut but

i think you'll find that it doesn't need

it it's very moist

your mom's gonna be here soon okay

here you go grace i made you some mac

and cheese no she's not hungry

for good food she's a kid

greg what kind of food did you eat when

you were a kid yes

i'll talk to you for a minute sure

okay we're just gonna go in the kitchen

okay

honey there's something going on we have

to figure out why she keeps coming back

here i don't know obviously there's

something going on but you know our

getting involved might just make things

worse this is someone else's child and

it's none of our business

she is our business greg the universe

made her our business

dharma if the universe really wanted us

to drop everything and get involved here

it would have given us neil diamond

tickets

i'm so sorry it's okay honey

oh you have to stop doing this

i thought she really liked this new

babysitter i hope she wasn't too much

trouble no

she was fine she's so sweet well a

little bit of a picky eater

he's a little bit of a picky cooker

listen if um

you want to talk about what's going on

or anything i don't know i'm sure she

just wants to get her daughter to bed

i really should but i really appreciate

everything that you've done and

i promise you this will never happen

again okay well bye grace

okay if you need anything you know where

to find us or if you forget just follow

grace

or you can ask your family and friends

instead of a pair of double strangers

you know if she had eaten your chutney

you'd have given her a key to the place

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oh oh this is disgusting you cannot sell

shoes that other people have wore

marty yes the the nervous one

would you just move this box out for me

dear oh

may i help you i just wanted to donate

these clothes

oh all right well let me just have a

look here i have a second bag in the car

well let's let's not be hasty

no i don't think we can use any of this

thank you very much

but but it's a donation yes but we're a

thrift shop dear not the city dump

abby just the gal i am looking for i

have been in touch with my contractor

and we're going to get rid of this

general junkyard area over here

and put up dressing rooms dressing rooms

wait a minute where are all the books

she do them all she said they smell like

old books

no no no you do not want this this is

the wrong color for you

she just needs something to keep warm no

what she needs is a sense of style

this doesn't work on you i don't think

we have anything for you here

try macy's

hello there what are you doing home i

just came home for

lunch and a little dessert maybe dessert

first

i didn't catch you with your boyfriend

now today

i didn't catch you with your boyfriend

now did i

well now wait a second if you're

greg then who's this guy

did you call her mother actually i did i

called her this morning to see how grace

was doing and it turned out that she had

a half day from school and she needed a

sitter

and of course you offered yeah and i

really should check with her mom because

i don't think i'm supposed to have boys

over

hello oh hey larry what's up grace

if we're gonna drink mr jews why don't

we take off mr jacket and mr tom

okay i'll be right there i gotta go what

why

larry was playing with the baby and he

threw his back out now he's in the

middle of the living room floor and he

can't move

i don't know you're not gonna leave me

with him

if i'm not right in an hour just take

her with you to the office and i'll pick

her up there bye sweetie dharma

honey i gotta go make her some lunch

okay

how do you feel about leftover chicken

marsala

mac and cheese it is

i know this probably doesn't look very

interesting but it kind of is

this this is a letter from a man who

wants to do business with us

and and this is a draft of a letter that

answers him

and i'm going to look at this and make

sure there's a nothing in

the letter we're writing that exposes us

legally

farlene uh any uh word from dharma

oh she called an hour ago she said she's

still tied up with her dad and the baby

gee no that's the kind of thing i really

need to know

and now you do by the way pete delivered

his report it's another page turner

thanks okay

could you get some uh scrap paper for

grace to draw on

sure thanks go nuts

you know grace you don't have to stay in

here how would you like to go get a uh

donut with marlene

oh i wouldn't want to do that either

you know i used to come here when i was

a kid and i'd be bored just like you are

wait here's something i used to do my

dad would uh yell at me but it's still

kind of fun

you can use these to build things

you know you can make a fort or a

house you could use this for the

roof and then you can pretend that there

are people

inside hey i like this house

but it's kind of shabby what did i tell

you about playing with those books

dad this is a this is gray so i'm i'm

watching her for dharma

oh hello grace i'm edward

oh what you got in your ear there huh

what you got in your uh when you guys

got a quarter

there you go

she threw everything all she put this

stuff up and then after you left she

gave us these suits and told us we have

to wear them today

and look at marcie she looked ridiculous

you said i looked pretty yeah yeah

we got to get her out of here oh guys

it's only 30 more hours

i won't make it

kitty what have you done i

know you're welcome at home kitty we

can't charge 50

for a sweater this is a 300

sweater you had it marked for seven

dollars because we're a non-profit

organization

because you charge seven dollars for a

300 sweater

kitty you know what i'm beginning to

feel really

selfish keeping you here yeah

so i'm just gonna i'm gonna sign off on

your hours

consider your community served well but

i think i've only put in

just a really it's as if you've been

here a hundred hours

well abby i have to admit that i came to

you looking for a way out and you were

right to insist that i do my time

and i intend to do all of it in fact i

may

volunteer here you need me

i have been called to dress the poor of

san francisco ah

may i help you look as if i need to ask

okay that's the guy who steals our

paper

all right one of you here is a bad

influence

me sorry i got hung up oh it's okay

we're fine how's your dad doing well we

figured it out it was not his back

he had his belt on too tight

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you guys want to come down for dinner

a couple minutes okay but don't make me

come back up here

sorry we're late we had to stop for wigs

that's what's different i couldn't put

my finger on it

come on in thanks so much for watching

grace today

oh she was no trouble at all i however

got two timeouts

i i'll be out of your hair very soon my

sister just got me a great job in los

angeles

and gracie has a cousin there she can

play with oh that's good news

uh when are you leaving because i told

grace next time we'd do uh jello

balloons

well it's all happening very fast we're

going to be flying out tomorrow to start

looking for a place to live

wow oh look how cute this picture is of

grace

is that her dad yes it is um

gracie do you want to go feed cleo

and uh fish food sweetie not fruit loops

um my husband passed away in january

sorry yeah this very sudden car accident

she's having a very hard time

she misses him a lot oh gracie honey let

me help you with that

greg who does grace's dad look like

wow yeah i guess that explains the house

calls huh

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okay well thank you guys for everything

that you've done

sure we'll just say goodbye oh sure okay

this is probably why she didn't eat the

hell of it

nobody likes chubby brick

all right well it was really fun hanging

out with you grace

thanks for keeping an eye on greg

it was really nice meeting you and i had

a great time today

and your mom says that you guys are

gonna move to los angeles that sounds

like fun

hey grace sometimes people have to go

away

sometimes we don't want them to but they

have to anyway

and that makes us sad

and i think when that happens it's okay

to be sad

good luck thank you

oh here you should have these cause

believe it or not we have enough

goodbye

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getting a little chilly up here isn't it

yeah a little

she's gonna be fine i don't know you're

gonna be a great

dad how do you know how am i gonna know

what to do

oh you'll watch what i do you'll totally

disapprove and do the complete opposite

and what's the kid gonna think she'll

think

i am one lucky kid

oh it's the guy who smokes cigars in the

elevator

hey

you