all right here you go
two giraffes playing twister or drunk
octopus giving directions
this is my life i go to get coffee my
wife becomes a street performer mom is
filling in for a friend
thanks for the break my back teeth were
floating
no problem you know what would really
hurt
nude rodeo
where did that come from uh clown rodeo
clown
rodeo drive fancy clothes no clothes
nude rodeo
yes that would hurt
hey sweetie did you want a balloon
rodney will make you one
huh
we have to go where's your mommy and
daddy maybe she doesn't speak english
that's an interesting choice
[Music]
[Applause]
this is my name and this is my address
can you write down where you live
okay um this is me
and this is my apartment building
okay and this is you
can you draw where you live
oh that's true you do have more hair
than i gave you
actually
tickets to a paul simon concert
he used to play with a fellow named
garfunkel
that's a funny name isn't it
i asked all around and nobody's lost a
kid but keep your eyes peeled for a set
of keys and a german shepherd named carl
i'm guessing that's a dog
you're mr montgomery oh yes um
we don't know her name and she still
hasn't said anything yeah and i tried
english
spanish french and i can only swear in
mandarin but i have to have a couple of
my ties and you really have to push my
buttons
we'll take it back to the precinct
family services to take care of until we
locate your parents
okay thank you these nice people here
are gonna help you find your mommy and
daddy okay
oh and i don't know how far the precinct
is but she just had a 42 ounce big gulp
so you might want to go lights and
sirens
she's got my good pen
thank you well the police won't give out
any information if you're not a relative
oh it'll work out honey remember the
time your father lost you for six
hours at hands across america no
well that's probably just as well
we did everything we could she's in
she's in very good hands now we need to
get going
have you seen my uh binoculars honey
we're gonna be in the eighth row
are you gonna play what's up paul
simon's nose
i'll look in the kitchen
oh mother dad what brings you by well um
larry said that we might be able to find
abby here
raises more questions than it answers
abby
we were antiquing and we ran across this
elegant early american
quilt and i said to edward abby must
have this
kitty i don't know what to say
try what do you want
abby uh do you need any help at that
dear little charity
thrift shop that you run yeah but what
brought this on
well you know i feel i just i have so
much to add to the community and i
really
feel i have not been doing my fair share
she has to do community service for
decking the perfume girl at neiman's
you hit someone the woman was basting me
in chantilly
i put up my hand over my face and my
hard shell judith lieber bag
accidentally tapped her on the cheekbone
knocked her on her ass she fell she was
wearing ridiculous shoes
and that defense didn't work
hey greg how about we stop at the police
station on the way to the concert darma
we're already late we're barely gonna
make it as it is she's gonna be fine she
really will
what are my binoculars doing in the junk
drawer i don't know maybe the
twist ties and the batteries were
throwing a party
i just wish we could see how she was
doing
okay now wish for a million dollars
oh looks like misty wins again
okay um they just said that her mother
is on her way so we can go well i'd like
to wait for h*m* i understand but she's
in safe hands and we're missing paul
simon honey don't you think that if paul
simon found a little girl he would stay
with her even though he was missing us
in concert
telling you make a very odd point
oh grace thank god
look at that mother and child reunion
speaking of which excitement wait a
second
hi i'm dorma my husband and i found your
daughter she kind of found us
oh thank you so much i i was at work and
she slipped away from the new sitter
i just can't seem to find anybody that
she likes does she ever talk
she just started doing this lately i
think she's mad at me because
i work so much but i'm a single parent
maybe she just likes the sounds of
silence
we unload the stuff here and we ask the
people if they'd like any help on
loading their car
i see we uh bring it to the sorting area
here and if they have any plastic or
paper or cardboard that goes over there
because we recycle
ah i would assume nothing less what's
mrs moneybags doing here
she's doing community service i heard
she punched out a perfume girl at neiman
marcus
why can't she pick up trash on the
highway
that's pretty much the place abby
brava susan and you dear
fine fine work now um i have taken the
liberty
of filling in my hours for the next five
days so if you will just sign
here i will be on my way and you can get
on with your noble work
kitty no i think the intention was that
you actually
work here well if i was going to do that
i could go anywhere
kitty what i'm about to say may sound a
little harsh but
if you don't work here i'm gonna have to
tell the court
[Music]
sorry we were late but i couldn't leave
the police station until i knew
everything was going to be okay
and we made it and how cool was it that
our garfunkel showed up
we missed paul simon we missed simon and
garfunkel we got garfunkel
and it was stacked parking so we were
the last ones in and the last ones to
leave
but we got to listen to the entire
graceland cd that was fun huh the two of
us
sitting there listening to music in
stony silence
hey my good pen
these are good they're not lima beans
they're fava beans
and this is mango chutney and you can
put that right on the halibut but
i think you'll find that it doesn't need
it it's very moist
your mom's gonna be here soon okay
here you go grace i made you some mac
and cheese no she's not hungry
for good food she's a kid
greg what kind of food did you eat when
you were a kid yes
i'll talk to you for a minute sure
okay we're just gonna go in the kitchen
okay
honey there's something going on we have
to figure out why she keeps coming back
here i don't know obviously there's
something going on but you know our
getting involved might just make things
worse this is someone else's child and
it's none of our business
she is our business greg the universe
made her our business
dharma if the universe really wanted us
to drop everything and get involved here
it would have given us neil diamond
tickets
i'm so sorry it's okay honey
oh you have to stop doing this
i thought she really liked this new
babysitter i hope she wasn't too much
trouble no
she was fine she's so sweet well a
little bit of a picky eater
he's a little bit of a picky cooker
listen if um
you want to talk about what's going on
or anything i don't know i'm sure she
just wants to get her daughter to bed
i really should but i really appreciate
everything that you've done and
i promise you this will never happen
again okay well bye grace
okay if you need anything you know where
to find us or if you forget just follow
grace
or you can ask your family and friends
instead of a pair of double strangers
you know if she had eaten your chutney
you'd have given her a key to the place
[Laughter]
oh oh this is disgusting you cannot sell
shoes that other people have wore
marty yes the the nervous one
would you just move this box out for me
dear oh
may i help you i just wanted to donate
these clothes
oh all right well let me just have a
look here i have a second bag in the car
well let's let's not be hasty
no i don't think we can use any of this
thank you very much
but but it's a donation yes but we're a
thrift shop dear not the city dump
abby just the gal i am looking for i
have been in touch with my contractor
and we're going to get rid of this
general junkyard area over here
and put up dressing rooms dressing rooms
wait a minute where are all the books
she do them all she said they smell like
old books
no no no you do not want this this is
the wrong color for you
she just needs something to keep warm no
what she needs is a sense of style
this doesn't work on you i don't think
we have anything for you here
try macy's
hello there what are you doing home i
just came home for
lunch and a little dessert maybe dessert
first
i didn't catch you with your boyfriend
now today
i didn't catch you with your boyfriend
now did i
well now wait a second if you're
greg then who's this guy
did you call her mother actually i did i
called her this morning to see how grace
was doing and it turned out that she had
a half day from school and she needed a
sitter
and of course you offered yeah and i
really should check with her mom because
i don't think i'm supposed to have boys
over
hello oh hey larry what's up grace
if we're gonna drink mr jews why don't
we take off mr jacket and mr tom
okay i'll be right there i gotta go what
why
larry was playing with the baby and he
threw his back out now he's in the
middle of the living room floor and he
can't move
i don't know you're not gonna leave me
with him
if i'm not right in an hour just take
her with you to the office and i'll pick
her up there bye sweetie dharma
honey i gotta go make her some lunch
okay
how do you feel about leftover chicken
marsala
mac and cheese it is
i know this probably doesn't look very
interesting but it kind of is
this this is a letter from a man who
wants to do business with us
and and this is a draft of a letter that
answers him
and i'm going to look at this and make
sure there's a nothing in
the letter we're writing that exposes us
legally
farlene uh any uh word from dharma
oh she called an hour ago she said she's
still tied up with her dad and the baby
gee no that's the kind of thing i really
need to know
and now you do by the way pete delivered
his report it's another page turner
thanks okay
could you get some uh scrap paper for
grace to draw on
sure thanks go nuts
you know grace you don't have to stay in
here how would you like to go get a uh
donut with marlene
oh i wouldn't want to do that either
you know i used to come here when i was
a kid and i'd be bored just like you are
wait here's something i used to do my
dad would uh yell at me but it's still
kind of fun
you can use these to build things
you know you can make a fort or a
house you could use this for the
roof and then you can pretend that there
are people
inside hey i like this house
but it's kind of shabby what did i tell
you about playing with those books
dad this is a this is gray so i'm i'm
watching her for dharma
oh hello grace i'm edward
oh what you got in your ear there huh
what you got in your uh when you guys
got a quarter
there you go
she threw everything all she put this
stuff up and then after you left she
gave us these suits and told us we have
to wear them today
and look at marcie she looked ridiculous
you said i looked pretty yeah yeah
we got to get her out of here oh guys
it's only 30 more hours
i won't make it
kitty what have you done i
know you're welcome at home kitty we
can't charge 50
for a sweater this is a 300
sweater you had it marked for seven
dollars because we're a non-profit
organization
because you charge seven dollars for a
300 sweater
kitty you know what i'm beginning to
feel really
selfish keeping you here yeah
so i'm just gonna i'm gonna sign off on
your hours
consider your community served well but
i think i've only put in
just a really it's as if you've been
here a hundred hours
well abby i have to admit that i came to
you looking for a way out and you were
right to insist that i do my time
and i intend to do all of it in fact i
may
volunteer here you need me
i have been called to dress the poor of
san francisco ah
may i help you look as if i need to ask
okay that's the guy who steals our
paper
all right one of you here is a bad
influence
me sorry i got hung up oh it's okay
we're fine how's your dad doing well we
figured it out it was not his back
he had his belt on too tight
[Music]
you guys want to come down for dinner
a couple minutes okay but don't make me
come back up here
sorry we're late we had to stop for wigs
that's what's different i couldn't put
my finger on it
come on in thanks so much for watching
grace today
oh she was no trouble at all i however
got two timeouts
i i'll be out of your hair very soon my
sister just got me a great job in los
angeles
and gracie has a cousin there she can
play with oh that's good news
uh when are you leaving because i told
grace next time we'd do uh jello
balloons
well it's all happening very fast we're
going to be flying out tomorrow to start
looking for a place to live
wow oh look how cute this picture is of
grace
is that her dad yes it is um
gracie do you want to go feed cleo
and uh fish food sweetie not fruit loops
um my husband passed away in january
sorry yeah this very sudden car accident
she's having a very hard time
she misses him a lot oh gracie honey let
me help you with that
greg who does grace's dad look like
wow yeah i guess that explains the house
calls huh
[Music]
okay well thank you guys for everything
that you've done
sure we'll just say goodbye oh sure okay
this is probably why she didn't eat the
hell of it
nobody likes chubby brick
all right well it was really fun hanging
out with you grace
thanks for keeping an eye on greg
it was really nice meeting you and i had
a great time today
and your mom says that you guys are
gonna move to los angeles that sounds
like fun
hey grace sometimes people have to go
away
sometimes we don't want them to but they
have to anyway
and that makes us sad
and i think when that happens it's okay
to be sad
good luck thank you
oh here you should have these cause
believe it or not we have enough
goodbye
[Music]
getting a little chilly up here isn't it
yeah a little
she's gonna be fine i don't know you're
gonna be a great
dad how do you know how am i gonna know
what to do
oh you'll watch what i do you'll totally
disapprove and do the complete opposite
and what's the kid gonna think she'll
think
i am one lucky kid
oh it's the guy who smokes cigars in the
elevator
hey
you
05x22 - Tuesday's Child
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Free-spirited Dharma, a yoga instructor and dog trainer, meets and falls for polar opposite Greg, a Harvard-educated U.S. attorney.
Free-spirited Dharma, a yoga instructor and dog trainer, meets and falls for polar opposite Greg, a Harvard-educated U.S. attorney.