02x01 - Game Guy

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Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 14:
Game Guy

Any year now, Sal!

You know, your unremitting perseverance is an example to us all, Sonic.

- Say what?
- Just move it.

Hold on to your socks, Sal!

That's good Sonic!

Yeah.

Any cool stuff for the Deroboticizer?

No, nothing, yet.

Man, what is all this junk?

Hey, check this! A toaster!

Oh my gosh, Sonic!

That's a magnetic field generator.

You mean it's not a toaster? Then what's it do?

It's a very powerful magnet.

Magnifique!

My princess, Sally.

I'm seeing my love for you is like a huge fungo salad, my little tomato.

You are the onions of my eyes.

The cauliflowers of my ear. The cucumber...

Ant, you're making me hungry.

Besides, we're supposed to be lookouts.

That's right, Tony. Lookout!

Wow, it's still in excellent shape!

Let's check it out!

Careful Sonic! Switch that on and you'll attract...

...every piece of metal within 50 feet.

Whoa! That could be ugly.

Yoo-hoo! Hello, my princess!

Ew, speaking of ugly.

I have written for you, my princess.

I'm falling in love with you.

Sonic, the magnet!

Nice landing, Ant.

You gotta teach that to Dulcy.

Are you okay, Antoine?

Moi? But of course, my princess.

I have never been so much better.

Dulcy, check this out! Somebody is coming.

Uh oh! Swat-Bots! You better tell Sonic.

Sonic! Sonic!

What's up, big guy?

Sonic, Swat-Bots!

They're chasing some guy this way.

Some guy?

Yeah, over there!

I'll check it out!

Sonic, lead the bots back here.

Say what?

I've got an idea, trust me.

You got it, Sal.

I'd like to stay, boys, but I have places to go and people to see.

Ooh, way cool moves, bud!

Get ready to roll! I'll draw these bots off.

Thanks but why would they follow you?

Emergency order override.

Hedgehog. Priority one.

That's why. Rip and Slip Time.

Here he comes.

You got them, Aunt Sally.

That's the power converter.

The magnet deactivated the bot.

We can use a lot of these parts for the Deroboticizer.

Do you have a seven, Antoine?

Go fishing. You're having a four?

Go fishing. I need a nine.

So, I was on the way to this old fortress...

...where Robotnik is holding my Freedom Fighters and-

Wow! Did you say "Freedom Fighters"? Like us?

Not exactly. We're only six. Well, we were seven.

Now there's only me.

Isn't that interesting?

We've never heard of other Freedom Fighters.

Well, before today, we've never heard of you either.

Look, anyone can say they're a Freedom Fighter.

Yo Sal, you're being mondo rude.

No, Sonic, I'm being mondo cautious.

We know nothing about him.

I don't know, something just doesn't feel right.

Like what?

Like here we are, in the middle of nowhere...

...and another Freedom Fighter just happens to show up?

Sal, give the guy his props.

Props?

Proper respect, lady. Bots were chasing him.

Fine. But Robotnik controls the bots.

The princess may be a problem, sir.

But the rodent believes him, Snively.

And that's what matters.

Yeah, well, I trust him.

Well, I don't.

I do!

I don't!

Excuse me.

I don't wanna cause any trouble, so thanks for your help.

I'll handle it from here. Good luck.

Smooth move, Sal.

Sonic, you're being too reckless, as usual.

Hey, what's so reckless about trusting somebody?

You guys take the junk back to Knothole. I'm gonna help Ari.

Dulcy.

Dulcy!

What?

The tree!

I'm home, ma.

I didn't do it, ma. Honest.

Now we connect this wire, and...

Awaiting instructions.

What are your orders?

Orders. Pursue Freedom Fighter Ari.

Do not capture. Drive to the fortress.

Coordinates 3-6-2. Use Ari to force Priority One Hedgehog into trap.

Where?

Fortress. Coordinates 7-5.

We have to warn Sonic.

Sonic, put these on!

What are they for?

That patch of sand up ahead.

Vibrations trigger hidden whirlpools.

Look, just avoid the red areas!

No problem, Ari!

I know this is asking a lot, Dulcy, but can you go faster?

Okay!

Man, it looks totally deserted.

You sure your Freedom Fighters are in there?

Yeah, I saw them.

- Sonic!
- Got it, no problemo!

Man, this guy is a real pain in the-

Whoa, that's rude, man!

Better teach you some manners.

His bite was worse than his bark.

Are you alright, Sonic?

Yeah, as long as I don't sit down.

There's Sonic! Dulcy, could you-

I know, I know. Faster, faster.

- Sonic, wait!
- What's up?

That door isn't friendly.

That would have smoked my sneakers, big time!

You sure know a lot about this place, Ari.

We have a good intelligence network.

So do we. We'll make a great team.

Sonic!

Sal?

Hold on, Sally!

Dulcy, are you all right?

I'll pick up my room later, ma.

Oh my gosh, Dulcy! This is trouble!

There won't be any trouble, ma.

Yo! What's up with the weirdo TV?

We have to unscramble it to get in.

You mean like eggs?

Similar.

That's it!

Man oh man! Are those your Freedom Fighters, Ari?

I'm afraid so.

Let's spring 'em!

Heh! What's up, Ari? What's going on?

I'm sorry, Sonic. I wish there were another way.

Hey, Ari! Open up, man!

I'm afraid you're stuck with me, hedgehog.

But not to worry. I promise you won't be bored.

Robotnik!

Okay. When I push this button...

...I'm gonna fly backwards and rip out the door.

Dulcy!

Trust me.

Wait! Don't!

This will work.

Sally!

Dulcy, talk to me!

I'm fine, ma.

Analysis complete, Sally.

Bad news first, Nicole.

No access possible. Doors all code-locked.

Great!

Come on, Dulcy!

Where's Sonic?

I don't know. But get ready to move.

I have to find out what's going on

Dulcy, can you catch that hovercraft?

It'll be a stretch but I'll try.

Dulcy, faster!

Okay but I'll have to cr*ck the whip.

cr*ck the what?

The whip.

Dulcy!

Are you ready to play, my favorite rodent?

Play what, chrome dome?

A little game I created. Just for the two of us.

Oh, man!

Sir, we have the hedgehog in the palm of our hand.

Why not just just squash him now?

Oh, no, Snively.

I've been waiting far too long for this moment.

I want to savor it.

Activate.

Activating, sir.

Yo, Robuttnik, what's up?

Hey!

Why...you are, hedgehog.

Comfortable, rodent?

Let's do it, Robuttnik. I don't have all day.

That's true. You don't.

Activate.

Oh no!

Something tells me I'm not gonna like this game.

Fascinating, isn't it hedgehog?

It's a dimensional warp I created years ago.

You need to get out more Robuttnik.

There are still some techno problems to solve.

It seems that those who enter...

...never return.

Oh well, life is not perfect.

Perfect means never having to see you again, moon-head!

Be careful what you wish for, rodent!

Here are the rules.

Hit your bumpers, and the portal closes a little.

Hit my bumpers and...

Well, even you can figure that out.

Let the game begin!

Should have listened to...Sal!

You wanna play, huh, Robuttnik? Well check this!

Bye bye portal. You lose, b*llet-head!

Silly hedgehog. That was just the warm-up.

I didn't want you to strain yourself.

Mondo problemo.

Oh, man!

One small step for the rodent...

...one very large stick for me!

You're history, Robuttnik!

I admire your spirit, rodent.

But this game is far from over.

Alright, Robotnik. I delivered Sonic.

Now release my Freedom Fighters!

Ready, Dulcy?

Ready

Of course, dear boy. I always keep my promises.

Snively!

Sir?

Bring in Ari's friends.

What is this, Robotnik? We had a deal!

Hurry, Dulcy!

You think this is easy?

Deals only exist to be broken, dear boy.

You'll feel better once you're roboticized.

One day Robotnik you'll be on the other end of this!

Oh, please, all this drama gives me a migraine.

I hate doing this.

Okay, ready!

Hello!

Oh, no!

Thanks, Ari.

No, no, princess. I should thank you.

Oh, man!

Pinball is a tough game.

I'm outta here.

Don't strain yourself, blue boy.

The game isn't over until the hedgehog screams!

I'll be right back.

Excuse me, princess.

Ari, wait!

Ari, what are you doing?

Stay back, princess. The door has a defensive system

Ari!

Having fun yet, Sonic?

Man, I need a big juice.

Hey, what's up?

What is this?

Ari, thanks.

I thought you could use a hand, Sonic, but now we're both in trouble.

No prob! Help is on the way. Way cool!

Get ready to turn that sucker off!

Now, Ari!

Finally, the power ring!

Play time's over!

Destruct mode. Countdown.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Activate.

Ari!

Hang on, Ari!

Sonic, I'm sorry.

I didn't wanna do this.

He has my Freedom Fighters.

Just hang on, pal!

Sonic, listen!

There are other Freedom Fighters besides us.

I don't know how many but they're looking for Sally.

The list! Her father's list!

Ari!

Oh, no!

Sonic!

Yeah.

Is Ari...

Gone. He's inside that thing.

It's a vortex.

With luck, we can figure it out and bring him back.

I hope so. He saved me from going in there

Other Freedom Fighters?

And you're sure he said "my father's list"?

That's right, Sal.

What can it be? A list of other Freedom Fighter groups?

Who knows? You're the one who didn't trust Ari.

But, unlike some hedgehogs who leap before they look...

I have the ability to learn.

Hey, I can learn!

I think not.

I think not?

What's this thing?

I rest my case.

Funny. Very funny.