02x09 - The Odd Couple/Ro-Becca

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Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 22:
The Odd Couple & Ro-becca

Where is that stupid meadow?

See her yet, Ant?

No. All I am seeing is too much snowing.

Gee, I wonder why.

Oh, my my! The snow is getting so much worser.

What is this?

Check it out, Ant!

Ah! Oui, oui!

I am finding the fried egg up on my face!

You mean egg on your face, Ant.

I do? Where?

There she is.

Hold these, Ant!

Talk to me, Ant!

Talking to you? What should I say?

How about telling me where Dulcy is, so I can guide her in?

Okay. Here she is coming.

She is too crooked.

Level off, Dulcy! Level off!

Move to the left!

No, no, no! More to the right!

Now gosh- I mean left! Left! Right.

Left! No, other left! Right!?

Oh, brother, can you believe this guy?

Make up your mind, Sonic!

Coming in for a landing!

Oh, man! We got trouble. She's heading for the huts.

Oh, no!

Oh my stars, will you look at that!

Dulcy!

- Come on, come on!
- Let's it hurry! - Hurry up!

Yee, I'm home, ma.

Oh, boy.

You okay, Dulce?

Just a little headache, ma.

Now where are we gonna sleep?

Now that is a good question, Tails.

Yeah, mondo problemo.

Alouette, cleana Alouette

Alouette, cleana boot today.

Je te cleana-rai la boot
Je te cleana-rai la boot

Et la boot, not my stoot,
But them too, sacré bleu!

Alouette, cleana Alouette.

Good night, my shiny clean little friends!

Sleep to tight.

Don't let the bedbugs bite!

Home, clean home.

Sacré bleu-cheese!

What is this filthy things right here?

I'll be taking care of you, Mr. Dirt-buzz.

You can count on that, tomorrow.

"Hah" to you and au revoir!

Nothing like pieces of quiet.

Antoine!

Antoine!

Yo, Ant! Open up, man!

Yo, Ant!

It's moi!

You home or what?

Ant?

What do you want?

He-hey, Ant, what's with the ol' nose?

My nose is not old.

Oh, no!

What have you did?

What?

What?! What?

You have brought filthiness into my house.

I am not having everything under this control.

Hope you don't mind, Ant, but I gotta chill here.

Until my hut's rebuilt.

It's the messiest home an-

Chills? Here?

Yeah! Nobody else has any room.

Vous? Staying here?

In my homes?

Yeah, that's it, Ant.

I can't start rebuilding until the mondo storm is over.

So it looks like we're gonna be roomies.

Roomies?

Yep!

So, where do I put my socks, Ant?

Socks?

My socks!

Man, this is a serious storm.

I could be here for weeks.

Yo, Ant, was it something I said?

Know what your problem is, Ant?

You gotta learn how to kick back.

What...

- What are your shoes doing?
- Say what?

Get them off! Get them off, now!

My sneaks, man!

Understand one thing, Ant!

Don't ever mess with my sneaks again. Got it?

Uh, sorry about that, Ant.

Toss me the ol' onion, Ant!

Can't make chili dogs without onions.

Chilis doggies?

What are you doing?

Cooking us dinner.

You ain't lived till you've had one of my ol' dogs.

Yo, Ant!

Sonic!

Chill, roomie! You can have another helping.

Another helping?

What now?

Yo, Ant!

I saved you a dog.

You gonna munch this or what?

Going. Going.

Outta here!

Chill, roomie!

Huh, Sonic hedgehog...

Chili dog! Chili dog...

Man, I had no clue ol' Ant wanted a chili dog that bad.

I'll get you, Robuttnik!

What is he doing?

Yo, Robuttnik!

You're going down, man. Big time!

Well, if you can't b*at on them,

then you must to join them!

Yo, Ant!

What's up?

What's up?

This is up.

And this, too.

Oh, and don't forget this, Sonic!

Everything is up.

Duck!

Sonic, what is wrong with Antoine?

No clue, Sal.

But snow or not, I'm gonna rebuild my hut starting now!

I'm not spending another night with Ant.

Not only is he totally out of his tree,

but he lives like a pig!

Now where's that blasted screwdriver?

Oh, I left it at Sonic's!

Oh, my poor miserable feets!

Rooter, I cannot be helping you any some more time!

I have great hurtings in my-

Rooter? Roter!

Now where did he goes to?

How can I tell him my feets are breaking he-

Sacré blue-cheese!

Rooter will not be a happy puppy.

Come out of there, you stupid nuts and dolts!

Oh, poor Mademoiselle has been hit by the ugly wood, huh?

Man! What a rotten night!

Antoine?

Antoine? I need your help here.

Oui! I am dragging over my pain racked, body-

What happened?

Oh, Rooter, is that you? Oh, yes it is.

I am having some new w*r wounds. I must be going.

Antoine! I need the chest plate.

It was in the box I told you to get.

In the box? There was no cheese plate.

Well, if it's not there-

Oh, yeah, the closet.

Stay here! I may need more help.

This is your stupids fault.

It's alive! It's alive!

Oh! My little bagel munch!

Do not be coming any closer!

I am warning you, I have the black and blue belts!

Oh! You are so adorable.

Give me a kiss, my little green gumdrop!

Yoo-hoo! Wait for me, my little pigin pooh!

Antoine? The chest plate wasn't in...

Now who left that?

Antoine!

Yoo-hoo! I know you're in there, my little cheese cake.

You can never escape the power of love.

Is that you, my little cream puff?

I hear you, muffin face.

Where are you?

My little chicken soup has flown the coop.

Oh, no!

That you, Ant?

Well, I guess they're not here.

Later!

Oh my!

I see you, fuzzy puppy.

Wait a minute! Where you going?

Wait! Come back, my little French roll!

Sacré blue-cheese!

My little fruit cake!

You can't escape me.

Where are you?

Yoo-hoo! Is that you, Antoine?

Oh, no, no, no!

This is the most horrible top of my entire whole life.

What else could happen?

I'm so happy, my little yogurt cup!

Help me!

Oh! Not to worry, my little french toast!

Ro-becca will make you all better.

Sacré blue-cheese!

Open for the yum-yum soup!

I cannot eat such terrible gruel.

What is it?

Well, if you insist,

it's my own secret recipe of love!

I call it "Metal-stromy!"

But I cannot.

Blow!

Ouch! Get away from my healthy nose!

I know what you need.

A nice message!

Message? No, no, no!

This is not a good...

...position to be in.

You're so tense.

Loosen up!

Come on! What's a girl gonna do-

No, no, no, no!

I am too young and handsome to die.

Antoine.

It's okay, Antoine.

I turned her off. Relax!

What?

Oh, I am so relieved.

She was making me a bookcase.

You mean "basket-case."

Okay. I'll just reverse her polarity and she'll be normal.

Alright, Ro-becca, repeat after me!

You are my assistant!

You're my assistant!

"You are my assistant!"

No, no, no! I'm not your assistant, you're my assistant!

"No, no, no! I'm not your assistant, you're my assistant!"

"I'm not your assistant, you're my assistant!"

"I'm not your assistant, you're my assistant!"

Still needs some work.

There must be something.

I've got it!

My little French roll!

Help me!

My little cheesy-puff, I have come back to you!

Well, I'm stumped.

Oh, no, no. It's not your fault, Rooter.

You see, I am curse-ed with the handsome good look

of a dud-puppy like E'monton.

No women... No women of any kind can resist me.

Oh, brother.

Enough is enough.

I'm just gonna get my tools and take her apart.

You know, Ro-becca,

Even though you are making my life into misery...

Sorry.

...I am feeling too sorry for you.

You cannot be helping yourself, my dear.

Come here! Come here! No, no, no! Come here, look at this!

What is a too perfect hunk to do?

Change my hair?

Hah! I laugh in your face!

My weirdrobe? No, no, and no again!

But I cannot be having this poor love stunk creature.

I must be making this sacrifice.

I know, I will speak with the foreign accent.

Hey! Metal head! My name is Antoine!

If you want to be strong, you must feel pain und pain, again.

Your biceps are horrible.

Oh, gross!

Hasta enchilada, baby.

Antoine!

What the?

Stay away from me, you slimy toad!

Yo, Ant! You are having trouble with your little crepe, Suzette?

Hello, my little blue boy!

It's you that I love.

Say what?

Rote! Do something! I'm gonna hurl!

Oh, no, no. I think you two are a cute couples, nes pa?

Ew! I'd rather chew off my leg!

Sonic!

Oh, my little French pastry!

Seems I've fallen for you again.

Sacré blue-cheese.