00x03 - The Raccoons and the Lost Star

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Raccoons". Aired: July 4, 1985 – August 28, 1992.*
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Series revolves around Bert Raccoon and married couple Ralph and Melissa Raccoon, of whom Bert is a friend and roommate.
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00x03 - The Raccoons and the Lost Star

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Pig 1: Look, there it is now!

[laughs]

Cyril: At last! The star!

Once I have it,

nothing and no one
will be able to stop me!

I will conquer Earth!

[evil laughter]

Narrator: The night sky always
holds many secrets,

but on nights when there is
a falling star,

a particularly fearful and
mysterious magic is at work.

♪ [show theme music]

♪♪

Dan: I'll have this fire
lit in a minute or so,

but if you're really cold,
Tommy,

maybe you should get a sweater.

Tommy: Nah, Schaeffer
will keep me warm.

Schaeffer: [yawns]

Julie: Schaeffer's the
greatest dog on Earth!

Tommy: In the whole universe!

In the whole solar system!

Dan: See how special
you are, Schaeffer?

We couldn't get by without you.

Schaeffer: [yawns]

Julie: Sleepy Schaeffer.

Dan: What story do
you want tonight?

Tommy: Tell us the
one about that star.

Dan: Well, not so long ago,

there was a tiny sparkling star.

Now this little star
was very lonely

and it dreamed of becoming a
sh**ting star.

So it could travel to a
friendly, far-off place.

[car honking]

You two stay put.

Let me check and see
what that is.

It might just be a surprise.

Julie: I hope it is a surprise!

Tommy: Me too! I wish it
would be a space rocket!

Then I'd go meet the aliens who
live on the stars and planets.

Julie: No one lives
up there, silly.

Tommy: How do you know?

Dan: Julie!...Tommy!

Come and see the surprise!

Julie: It is a surprise!

Tommy: Maybe it is a rocket!

Julie: Ohh, Tommy.

Schaeffer: [soft snoring]

♪ [dramatic music]

♪♪

[loud rumble]

♪♪

[loud expl*si*n]

♪ [suspenseful music]

♪♪

Narrator: Schaeffer was stunned.

What was a plane like that
doing here?

And where did it come from?

Schaeffer thought it very odd.

Very suspicious

and more than a little scary.

[static voice on the radio]
Imperial commander is furious!

Report back at once! At once!

Bear: [grunts]

♪♪

♪ Somewhere in the night
there's a lost star shining, ♪

♪ Sending out a heartbeat
to you! ♪

♪ Way across the sky there's
a faint light burning ♪

♪ Hoping that the glimmer will
shine through! ♪

♪ Somewhere, there's someone,

♪ They're reaching out,

♪ And hoping

♪ Like ships that are
lost in the night... ♪

♪♪

♪ They're calling you!

♪♪

♪ Calling you! Calling you!

♪♪

♪ Someone in the night is
sending out a signal ♪

♪ Gotta get a message to you!

♪ Lying in the dark,
the shadows made you shiver ♪

♪ Gotta shake off your fright

♪ 'cause they need you
tonight, oh ♪

♪ Somewhere, there's someone

♪ They're reaching out

♪ They're searching

♪ For ships that are lost
in the night... ♪

♪ They're calling you!

♪♪

♪ Calling you! Calling you!

♪♪

[humming]

♪♪

[hissing]

Pig 1: Give me the
reconnaissance data.

Pigs: The data! The data!

Oi!

Pig 1: The Imperial Commander
has been waiting for you!

He does not like waiting!

Pigs: No. No, no!

Cyril: I'm wai-ting!!

Who's your Imperial Commander?

Pigs: You are! You are!
Of course you are!

No doubt about it, Sir!

Cyril: Well, get this,

all generals and that pilot
report to me immediately!

Half an hour! That's an order!
Hop to it!

Pigs: Ooh! Hop to it! Hop to it!

Oi, oi, oi!

♪♪

Snag: [sniffs]

[grunts]

Cyril: A dog? An Earth dog?

Now hear this.

Deactivate that dog!!

Pigs: Get the dog! Get the dog!

Ooohh!

Oi! Jeep!

The jeep! The jeep!

♪ [dramatic music]

[loud siren]
♪♪

Cyril: Report first,
then the dog! That's an order!

Pig 2: Yes, yes,
Imperial Commander! Yes!

Pig: Oh-oh-oh!
[Loud tumble]

Our Imperial Commander has
just ordered us to return!

We can crunch the dog later!

Narrator: Schaeffer
was safe for now,

but deep inside,

he felt sure he'd
not seen the last

of those crazed creatures.

♪♪

Sophia Tutu: Hello! Who are you?

Schaeffer: Schaeffer.
Don't you know me?

Sophia: How could I?
We just met!

Schaeffer: Gosh,
you sure remind me

of someone I know on Earth.

Sophia: Earth?! What's that?

Schaeffer: Earth?
Why Earth, that's my home.

Sophia: [giggles] I didn't think
you were from around here.

I'm Sophia Tutu.

Schaeffer: That's the same
name as my Earth friend.

Sophia: Well, I'm
the only me I know.

Schaeffer: This is so confusing!

You see, there's the
Evergreen forest where I live,

and I saw a falling
star and a plane,

I got in and it blasted off!

And here I am.

Sophia: Uh, how exciting!

I'd love to travel.

Broo: Woof-woof!

Sophia: Schaeffer, I'd
like you to meet Broo.

Broo, this is
Schaeffer from Earth!

Broo: Woof!
Sophia: You see, you also

remind me of a friend.

Schaeffer: Glad
to meet you, Broo!

Sophia: Broo is very
choosy about who he likes.

But I think he likes you!

Broo: Woof!
Schaeffer: We're to of a kind.

Sophia: You certainly
do look alike.

Schaeffer: Except
for that starry thing.

It sure is pretty!

Sophia: I've never seen
anything like it before.

I found it on the ground,

sparkling, almost like a star,

and I thought,
'that's for Broo!'

Broo: Woof!

Schaeffer: This jungle
sure seems deserted.

Sophia: This may sound odd,

but all the animals
seem to be disappearing!

I hope you're not
going to leave.

Schaeffer: Looks like
I don't have much choice,

but I should go home soon.

My family will be missing me.

I wonder how I
can get back there?

Sophia: Well,
my boyfriend does have

a very influential father.

Maybe he can help.

[splash!]












Schaeffer:
That would be wonderful!

Sophia: Actually, I've
never met his father,

but if he's anything
like my boyfriend,

then he'll be sweet and kind

and gentle and helpful.

Cyril: I Cyril Sneer,

Imperial Commander,
send you to Earth

on a simple but vital
reconnaissance mission,

and you bring back an Earth dog?

You stupid lummox!

I'll have your stripes!

[loud ripping sound]

Snag: [chewing]

Cyril: Dismissed.

Bear: [gulps]

Cyril: Well, well, well.

It seems that I am the
Imperial Commander

of a bunch of nitwits.

Now, I'm willing to overlook
that pilot's clumsiness,

but I am not willing to
overlook the blunder

you made with my star!

For the past few months, I've
made millions of calculations,

used all my expertise so that
one tiny, perfect star,

unique in all the universe,

would fall into
the jungle outside!

The star falls
right on schedule!

But where are you guys?

Taking a coffee break?
Goofing off?!

And now someone
else has found it!

I want my star!

Pig 1: We'll find it,
Imperial Commander!

Pigs: Ohh, yes we will!
[cross talking]

Cyril: That star
is irreplaceable!

Only it has the atomic dynamics

needed to power all my rockets.

I cannot launch my att*ck on
Earth without it.

Is that clear?

Pig 2: Yes, Sir. Yes, Sir,
it's perfectly clear!

[gulps]

Cyril: I want you to find
that star immediately!

I want to own Earth
by next week!

Understood?

Cedric: Hi, Pop!

Cyril: Cedric, what are
you doing out of uniform?

Cedric: I've got a date
with Sophia, my girl.

Cyril: Cedric,
my boy, look around!

I'll soon be the owner of Earth,

the best planet
in the solar system!

Cedric: What does that
have to do with Sophia?

Cyril: You and I are going to
leave this rinky dink planet

and hit the big time.

Cedric: Couldn't
Sophia come with us?

Cyril: There's no room
in my rockets for some

social climbing dame!
Give her the boot!

And soon, Cedric!

Cedric: Sure, s-sure, Pop.

Cyril: Now back to my lost star!

I have deduced that one
of the jungle beasts

must have found it
and filched it!

Pig 3: We've rounded up
most of the animals

and they know nothing.

Pigs: Oh, no Sir,
no Sir, nothing!

Cyril:
That's because you dummies

haven't caught
the right animals!

I want you to capture
the rest of them now!

One of them is my star thief!

♪♪

Narrator: All this time,
Schaeffer was hoping

that Cedric's father might help
him return to Earth,

never suspecting that
Cedric's father

wanted to go to Earth too,

but for a very different,

very sinister reason.

Schaeffer: I don't mind telling
you, Sophia, I was scared!

Inside were all these tanks

and mean looking bears and pigs!

Something bad's going on there!

Sophia: My boyfriend's
from the mountain,

but it must be a different part,

because he wouldn't be
mixed up in anything...

baaad!

Bert: Bingo!! What a catch!

Hey, we snatched three
of the animal snatchers.

Broo: [barking]

Schaeffer: Let us out of here!

Bert: Ohh, so you can
catch more animals?

Ha! No way, Shaggy!

Schaeffer: Wait, I know you!

We're friends!

Bert: Ha! Ha!

Don't try that old line on us!

Sophia: Please let us down.

We're getting squished!
Broo: [whines]

Melissa: Ralph,
they don't look dangerous.

Bert: Eh- um- eh, she looks just
like one of Cyril Sneer's bunch!

Schaeffer: Cyril Sneer?

Hmmmm...

Sophia: Who's Cyril Sneer?

Bert: Huh! Who's Cyril Sneer?!

Ralph: Don't you know?

[thud!]

He's someone who sort
of looks like you!

And he's been catching
all the animals

and taking them to the mountain!

Sophia: Not me!

Schaeffer: I just got here.

Sophia: And Broo
couldn't harm a soul!

Melissa: Ralph, do
you think it's safe?

Ralph: I think so, Melissa.

Sophia: Thank you!

Ralph: I'm sorry about the trap.

But we're just about the
only animals left around.

Bert: Ha-ha! That's because
we're too smart to be caught!

Sophia: Who is this
Sneer fellow?

Melissa: An absolutely
horrid beast!

Bert: We'll show him!

We'll launch a sneak att*ck!

Bam-bam-boom!

Bert Raccoon, karate ace!

Melissa:
Despite Bert's expertise,

we're still rather outnumbered.

Schaeffer: Maybe I
could help even the odds.

[planes roaring in the sky]

Ralph: Uh-oh!

Part of Cyril Sneer's Air Force.

Bert: Gee, I'd love to
fly one of those babies!

I'd dive b*mb,

then loop the loop!

[airplane sounds]

Bert Raccoon, flying ace!!

Schaeffer: The only way I'd get
into one of those contraptions,

would be to go home to Earth!

Ralph: You're from Earth?

I've heard of it!

Schaeffer: My family's there.

[sighs] Gosh,

I sure miss my kids.

Melissa: What are kids?

Schaeffer: They're kind
of hard to explain.

Bert: [fighter plane sounds]

Schaeffer: They
need me whole a lot.

Bert: [airplane sounds]

Schaeffer: But I
reckon you need me too.

So what are we going to do?

Ralph: I propose we make
a raid into the mountain,

tonight, and rescue our friends!

Sophia: I want to help too!

Broo: Woof-woof!

Sophia: And so does Broo.

Melissa: Funny, I knew the
minute I saw you three,

we'd be friends.

Bert: [airplane sounds]
Cedric: Sophia?! Sophiaaaa!

Sophia: That'll be
my boyfriend, Cedric.

We have a date!

Ralph:
Meet us back here by night fall?

Sophia: Okay, see you then!
Melissa: Bye!

Schaeffer: Cedric.

Cedric?

Ralph: Okay. Now for the raid,

any ideas?

Narrator: Schaeffer was most
perplexed.

Why was it that he knew Sophia
and the Raccoons,

yet they didn't know him?

Schaeffer wasn't sure,

but he decided to stop
worrying about it,

and just be glad he was
with friends,

whether they were new,

or old.

Cedric: Hello, Sophia!

Over here.

Broo: Woof!

Sophia: Ohh, Cedric!

Thank you, they're lovely.

Cedric: You're 2 minutes
and 37 seconds late.

Sophia: I was with
my new friends!

Did you know,
someone is capturing

all the jungle animals?

We must do something!

Cedric: Um, what can we do?

Sophia: But Cedric, your
father's influential!

Maybe he could help
stop this Cyril...

Cedric: ...Sneer!

Sophia: Yes. How did you know?

Cedric: He's my Pop.

Sophia: [gasps] Oh, Cedric, no!

How dreadful!

Cedric: Um, Pop's not so bad,

once you get used to
being afraid of him.

Pop's got big plans
for some planet.

And Pop says, we're going
to be moving away soon!

Sophia: Ohh, Cedric!
That's terrible!

I'll miss you!

Cedric: I'll miss you too!

Sophia: [sobs]
Broo: [sad whine]

Cedric: I promise to write.

Sophia: I probably
never see you again.

Cedric: Well, let's not
think about it.

I'm not leaving just yet.

♪ As the sun goes down

♪ In so many towns

♪ And takes away a part of me

♪♪

♪ Nobody knows

♪ How much you mean to me

♪♪

♪ Down deep in your sleep

♪ The dreams that you keep

♪ Tucked away where
they're hard to see ♪

♪♪

♪ We've come so close

♪ That's almost in sight

♪ How can we leave
when it feels so right? ♪

♪ Now that we've been this far

♪ Let's think of a way
to make it ♪

♪♪

♪ Now that we've come so far

♪ I need one more night

♪ One more night

♪♪

Bert: Just wait 'til
I meet Cyril Sneer now!

Bert Raccoon, dueling ace!

Ralph: With any luck,
we won't see Cyril at all.

Schaeffer: We'll free
the animals and get out.

Bert:
I'm not scared of Cyril Sneer!

Melissa: He can have
lots of g*ns, booby traps.

Couldn't we all just
agree to be cautious?

Bert: Yeah, sure, sure!

Ralph: Alright, time to go!

Bert: [Tarzan cry]

[ka-thud!]

Narrator: And so,
the Raccoon g*ng

started for the mountain,

armed only with feeble equipment

and hope.

♪♪

♪ Lions and tigers,
look how they move ♪

♪ Slip through the jungle,
movin' so smooth ♪

♪ Down to the water,
over the plain ♪

♪ Leavin' their lovers
and back again ♪

♪ Oh, lions and tigers,
what can I do? ♪

♪ Dial the number,
soon I'll get through ♪

♪ Don't leave me hangin'
on the line too long ♪

♪ Waggin' your tail,
all night long ♪

♪ All night long!

♪ Well, there you go now,
you've walked out that door ♪

♪ Like nothin's gonna bring
you back no more ♪

♪ And I'm wanderin' in
circles so small ♪

♪ Wondering

♪ Hopin' to heaven you'll call

♪ call

♪ Lions and tigers
all of the time ♪

♪ They got Bain de Soleil,
so much to go by ♪

♪ Somethin's gone crazy,
just gotta get through ♪

♪ I swear to you, baby,
I'm lyin' for you! ♪

♪ Lyin' for you!

♪ Well, there you go now,
you've walked out that door ♪

♪ Like nothin's gonna bring you
back no more ♪

♪ And I'm wanderin' in
circles so small ♪

♪ Wondering

♪ Hopin' to heaven you'll call

♪ Love you to pieces,
that's all ♪

♪ Wanderin' in circles,

♪ Wanderin' in circles
so small ♪

♪♪

Pffftttthhh!

♪♪

♪ I'm a lion for you!

♪ Lyin' for you!

♪♪

Cyril: Blast!! Bring
back those animals!

Pigs: Oh, yes, Sir!
Yes, yes, yes!

♪♪

[splat]

♪♪

♪ Well, there you go now,
you've walked out that door ♪

♪ Like nothin's gonna bring
you back no more ♪

♪ And I'm wanderin' in
circles so small ♪

Cyril: Not again!!

Nincompoops!!

You porkers get those animals

or I'll cook your bacon!

Pigs: [gulp]

Narrator: Night after night,
the Raccoon g*ng

would outwit Cyril Sneer,

but no sooner were
the animals freed,

than Cyril's army quickly
rounded them up again.

Only the Raccoon g*ng was able
to elude Cyril,

in his frantic search
for the missing star.

Cedric: Sophia!

Uh, hi Pop. Just
watching a little TV.

It's all pretty dull stuff.

Cyril: Speak for yourself!

♪♪

Those meddlesome Raccoons,
I should have known!

Who are those two?!

Cedric: Why would I know, Pop?

Cyril: Because when I came in,
you were calling out 'Sophia.'

Aha! That's it, your girl!

Cedric: She must have been
forced against her will!

Cyril: A likely story!
What's that next to her?

Cedric: Just her puppy, Broo.

Cyril: My star!!!

That's where it's been!

Cedric: What, Pop?

Cyril:
Nothing, Cedric. Run along!

And last...MY STAR!

Well, you just had
your last successful raid!

You had your fun,

Now it's my turn!

[evil laughter]

♪ [dramatic music]

Cyril: Stepping out,
are you Cedric?

Cedric: Gee, I-I thought
I'd take a walk.

Cyril: What's that in your hand?

Cedric: This? Ch-ch-chocolates,

in case I get tired from walking

and need instant energy.

Cyril: Bright boy!

What's that smell?

Are you wearing my
aftershave, Cedric?

Cedric: N-no! It's mine.

It's called 'Jungle Rendezvous.'

Cyril: Catchy name!

Well, I don't want to keep you.

Enjoy your walk!

Cedric: Gee, thanks.

Bye, Pop.

Cyril: Jungle Rendezvous.

[laughs] How appropriate!

[evil laughter]

Sophia: [giggles]
That's almost it.

Now just push off
a little higher.

Cedric: Sophia!!

Sophia: Over here!

Cedric: Hi, Sophia! Here.

Sophia: Chocolate!

Ohh, Cedric, you're so sweet!

Want one?

Cedric: Sophia,
why did you do it?

Sophia: Do what?

Cedric: You know...

You, those Raccoons,
and the dogs.

Pop knows you're
behind the raids,

and he's not pleased!

Sophia: Well, I'm not
pleased with your Pop.

Cedric: Sofia, sweetie,

try to understand,

you've got to stop or
Pop will get really mad!

Then anything could happen!

[loud whistle]

♪ [dramatic music]

Pig: Company A to the left!

Company B to the right!

Companies...halt!

Ready?

Aim...

[tires screeching]

Cyril: Well, well, well.

We meet at last!

Sophia, isn't it?

Sophia: Cedric, how could you?

Cedric: I-I didn't know, honest!

Sophia: Here!

I'll never be able to
look at a chocolate again.

Cyril: I'll take those!

Where's the puppy?

Sophia: What do
you want with Broo?!

Cyril: Let's just say
that he has something

that belongs to me.

Where is he?

Sophia: I don't know!

And if I did,
I wouldn't tell you!

You're a beastly,
horrible beast!

Cyril: Silence!!

Either you get me that mutt now

or you're headed
for the dungeon!!

Pig: Goody, goody!
Snag: [laughing]

Sophia: Which way
to the dungeon?

Cyril: You know, you're
stupider than I imagined!

I'll get your little dog and
I'll get those Raccoons too!

♪ [sad music]

♪♪

♪ Last night, dreaming

♪♪

♪ So brightly gleaming

♪♪

♪ Falling from a place
so high ♪

♪ That you and I...

♪♪

♪ Last night, falling

♪♪

♪ Like rain from the front
porch awning ♪

♪♪

♪ Tumbling down from
the sky above ♪

♪ Like falling in love

♪ Like falling...

♪ Fallin', fallin'

♪ Last night fallin' in love

♪♪

♪ Fallin', fallin'

♪ Can't help falling
in love... ♪

♪♪

Bert: These raids are
getting to be so simple.

Ha! No challenge anymore!

Narrator: The Raccoon g*ng
couldn't understand

why Cyril Sneer would bother
to trap Sophia,

but whatever his twisted
reasons were,

they knew they had to find a way

into the mountain and save her.

♪♪

♪ [suspenseful music]

♪♪

Bert: She's there! [laughs]

What a breeze!

She's not even guarded!

Schaeffer: [whispers] Sophia.

Melissa: You are alright?

Sophia: [gasps]
Run!! It's a trap!

[loud alarm sounding]

[loud bell ringing]

Bert: Okay, you guys...

Drop the weapons!

Pig: Disarm him!

♪♪

Take them and the skinny one

to the Imperial Commander!

Cyril:
So nice to see you all here.

Melissa:
The pleasure is not mutual.

Ralph: You have no
right to keep us here!

Bert: Yeah, no, right!

Cyril: Don't bother trying
to appeal to my conscience.

I have none!
Snag: [laughs]

Schaeffer: What do
you want with us?

Cyril: Ah!

Someone who comes right
to the point. I like that!

Snag: [laughs]
Fetch me the puny little mutt!

Sophia: Oh, no!

You leave Broo alone!!

You bullies!

♪♪

Cyril: My star! At last!

Bert: One little star..
[laughs]

Big deal!

Cyril: This star is
the final component

I need to launch my att*ck.

I'll program the countdown

for tomorrow at dawn and soon,

soon I'll own the Earth!

Schaeffer:
But you can't! That's my home!

My family's there!

Cyril: Not for long.
Look around you.

I have the best technology,
weapons, computers

and the star!!

There's no turning back!

After I blast off, this mountain
will self-destruct,

to become a mere heap of rubble!

And you with it!

So you see?
I must have a new home.

I think Paris would be
'tres nice' this time of year.

Melissa: But we'll be here
when the mountain caves in!

Cyril:
That's the way the cookie...

ehm, mountain crumbles!

Take them away to
the high security cell!

Pigs: [giggle]
To the cell, to the cell!

[laughing]

Cedric: Pop?!

What's going on?...Sophia!

Cyril: Cedric,
don't talk to the prisoners,

and close that door!

Schaeffer: Broo,
here's your chance.

You're small and
fast enough to escape,

you've got to run for it.

Sophia: Run, Broo!

Snag: [growls]

Cyril: Rat! Cedric,
you are such a boob!

Cedric: Oh, Sophia, I'm sorry.

I didn't know this would happen.

Cyril: Get those
prisoners out of my sight!

I can't stand their
'goody, goody' faces!

Take them to maximum security!

Pig: Yes, imperial commander!

Cyril: Maximum security.

[laughs]

[machines rumbling]

Bert: Look at those planes!

You know, the one thing in life

I haven't done,
and most wanna do,

is fly a plane.

Schaeffer: What I'd like
to do best is to go home.

And play hide and seek

with Julie and Tommy again.

Melissa: What's the use?

None of our wishes
will come true.

But I hope Broo got
out of the mountain.

Sophia: Me too.

Ralph: At least we
are locked up together.

Schaeffer: Yep.
I'm thankful for that.

But I can't help
worrying about him

being all by his lonesome.

Narrator: Little Broo
did feel pretty lonely,

and he was just as worried
about the others

as they were about him.

But he wasn't ready
to give up hope.

Not quite yet.

Narrator: the night w*r on!

And as the dawn neared,

so did Cyril Sneer's
final countdown.

[gentle snoring]

Broo: [quiet whine]

Sophia: Broo! You're safe!

Schaeffer: Did we ever miss you!

What's this?

Ralph: It's some kind
of hand drawn map!

Sophia: From Cedric!

I'd recognize his cramped
little scrawl anywhere!

I knew he'd help us.

Ralph: It shows how to get
to the w*r room from here.

Bert: Whoopeeee!

All we have to do
is follow the map

and get the star!

WE'RE SAVED!!!

Melissa: Oh, terrific.

Bert: OK, so there's
still one tiny problem.

Broo: [whines]

Bert: Quiet, Broo, I'm thinking.

Broo: Woof-woof!

Schaeffer:
What is it, little guy?

Broo: Woof-woof!

[barking]

Schaeffer: Broo wants
to go after the star!

Bert: Broo?!

Sophia: But it's so dangerous!

Schaeffer: You'd be real
careful, wouldn't you, Broo?

Broo: [panting] Woof! Woof!

Melissa: You're
a very brave puppy.

Schaeffer: And
you're our last hope!

Now, this is what I think you
should do, little fella.

[whispering]

[rumbling sound]

[hissing]

[buzzing]

[humming]

[slam]

[humming, slam]

[loud hissing]

[jeep rumbling]

♪ [upbeat chase music]

♪♪

♪♪

♪ [suspenseful music]

♪♪

♪ [upbeat chase music]

♪♪

♪♪
[loud stomping]

♪♪

♪ [upbeat chase music]

♪ [upbeat chase music]

Cyril: This is your
Imperial Commander!

I am activating the last
phase of our countdown.

Secure all boarding hatches,

finish loading g*n bays,

start rocket engines!

I wanna hear those beauties hum!

[bleep, blarp]
[fleep, flarp]

[electricity buzzing]

[bleep, blarp]

[beeping]

♪ [suspenseful music]

Cyril: Earth, here I come!

You!
You miserable meddling mutt!

Get out! Scram!

[loud expl*si*n]

♪ [upbeat chase music]

♪♪
[loud expl*si*n]

[expl*si*n]

[clank]

Bert: Hey, we're sprung!

Ralph: Broo must have done it!

Melissa: Well, let's
get him and get out!

♪♪

♪♪
[elephant trumpeting]

[kaboom!]

♪♪

♪♪
[sirens sounding]

Cyril: Stop those animals!

♪♪

[zap!]

Pig: Excuse me,
Imperial Commander,

some of the things
happening down there

don't seem to be in the manual.

Cyril: [angry outburst]

Mission aborted!
Stop the countdown!

Round up those animals!

I want them now!

I want my star.

[marching footsteps]

Sophia: Where's Broo?
We can't leave without him!

♪♪
[marching footsteps]

♪♪

♪♪
[siren sounding]

♪♪

Bert: Huh! Bert Raccoon,

flying ace!

♪♪

♪♪
[marching footsteps]

♪♪

[Beep! Bee-bee-beep!]

[engine roaring]

Bert: It-it works! It works!!

Get in!

♪ [triumphant music]

♪♪

♪♪
[machine humming]

♪♪

♪♪
[blasting]

♪♪
[plane buzzing]

Sophia: Any sign of Broo?

♪♪

Cyril: Stop that plane!

Dismantle it!
I want those Raccoons to die!

I want revenge! Do you hear me!!

I'm giving orders!
I'm your Imperial Commander!

Obey me!!!

Bert: They're closing in!!

I need to take off or
we'll be permanently grounded!

Schaeffer: Just loop around,
once more, for Broo!

Bert: Okay!

Broo: [barking]

Sophia:
I hear Broo. I hear Broo!!

Broo: [whines]
Ralph: Over there!

[explosions]

Sophia: Ohh, Broo!

Melissa: Bert, if you
can fly this thing,

I think now is the time!

♪♪

[loud blast!]

♪♪

♪♪
[blasting]

♪♪

♪♪
[airplane buzzing]

♪♪
[explosions]

Cyril: They won't get
through that tunnel alive!

[beeping sound]
[evil laughter]

Pig: Imperial Commander, Sir,

they're in the tunnel.

Cyril: I know that,
you stupid swine!

That's the mountain's
self destruct lever!

[alarm sounding]
Pig: Yes, Sir.

Cyril: All troops
evacuate immediately!

The mountain has begun
self destruct cycle!

Use emergency escape route!

Do not use tunnel!
Repeat, do not use tunnel!

[airplane buzzing]

Melissa: Oh no! we're trapped!

♪ [dramatic music]

♪♪
[slam]

♪♪

[blast]

♪♪

[ka-booom!]

♪ [triumphant music]

♪♪

[gigantic expl*si*n]

♪♪

[low rumble]

Cedric: Hey Pop,
try to leave for Earth yet?

Cyril: Aaaagghhh!

Ralph: Oh, it feels good
to be on home ground again..

Sophia: You were so
wonderful and so brave!

Bert: I sure was wrong thinking

you couldn't be of help,
little Broo.

Broo: [happy panting]
Bert: You were great!

Melissa: You were pretty
wonderful yourself, ace.

Bert: Ah... gee..

Thanks.

Melissa: Poor Schaeffer,

we're so busy feeling
proud of ourselves,

while you must be
terribly homesick.

Schaeffer: I can't help
missing my kids and their Dad,

but at least I don't have to
worry about Cyril hurting them.

Bert: But Schaeffer can
go home anytime he wants!

Schaeffer: How?

Bert: Same way you came,

only I'll be the pilot!

Schaeffer: I don't know...

Bert: Hey, c'mon!

I got us out of the
mountain, didn't I?

Outer space will be a cinch!

Heh! No tunnels!

Sophia: Oh, I'll miss you!

Broo: [sad whine]

Sophia: And Broo will too.
Broo: [sniffs]

Melissa: You take
care of yourself.

And put on a parachute!

Schaeffer: Good idea!

Ralph: You're a
good friend, Schaeffer.

We couldn't have beaten
Cyril without you.

Schaeffer: It was
a good team effort.

Bert: Hey, come on!

Schaeffer: Well,
I hate long goodbyes.

Besides, we might
see each other again!

Melissa: That's my special wish!

Schaeffer: And I wish
you all lived on Earth,

in the Evergreen
forest, with me.

It's funny, but I feel like
I've always known you.

Broo: [whines sadly]

Schaeffer: Come on,
Broo, give me a hug!

Now, Broo, I want
you to learn that back flip

Sophia's teaching you,

then when we see
each other again,

and we will,

you can show me!

Broo: Woof!

♪ Somewhere on a star so far













All: Bye! Bye, Schaeffer!

♪♪













Sophia: Bye!

♪ Shining like a light













Bye, Schaeffer!

♪ Too far

♪♪

♪ When you wish upon a star

♪♪

♪ You're shining,













[blast off]

♪ Shining, shining



♪ Pack up your things,
there's a chance tonight ♪

♪ in a lifetime

♪ Baby, better hurry, gotta make
it 'fore the break of day ♪












Bert: Gee, this is a big planet!

Um, where is your home?

Schaeffer: North! I think..

♪ 'Cuz high in the sky,
In the blink of an eye ♪

♪ As the years flash by

♪ Flash by, flash by













[beeping]

Bert: Out.. of.. gas..?

[gulps]

♪ Leave before the light
of day ♪

[beeping]
♪♪

Schaeffer: There it is!
That's it!

[beeping]
Bert: Uh, Schaeffer,

looks like there's
not enough gas

to land and take off again.

We better return.

We'll hunt for gas

and then try again another day.

Schaeffer: Bert,
I think I'm gonna parachute!

Bert: But.. couldn't
that be dangerous?

Schaeffer: I expect it'll be
easier than hunting gas.

Thanks for the ride.

You're some pilot!

Honest!

Bert: Gee, thanks!

Schaeffer: Say 'Hello'
to the others.

And I'll see ya' soon!

Bert: [chuckles] You bet!

Good luck!

Goodbye, Schaeffer!!

[blast off]

Schaeffer!...Schaeffer!

Kids: Schaeffer!!

Schaeffer!!

Tommy: Schaeffer!! Schaeffer!!

Guess what?

We've got a surprise
to show you!

Schaeffer: Huh? Uhg?!

Dan: Kind of sleepy tonight,
aren't you, Schaeffer?

Schaeffer: Arooo?

Dan: Well, Julie, Tommy
and I have a surprise

that might just perk you up.

Go ahead, show him!

Tommy: Here, Schaeffer!
What do you think?

Schaeffer: [confused]

Broo: Woof!

♪♪

Woof!

♪♪

Woof, woof!

Tommy: They act like they
already know each other!

Broo: [panting, barking]

Narrator: That night, the star
seemed to shine down

on the forest with a
special warm glow.

Schaeffer wondered if he could
have dreamt it all.

Surely a star had fallen

and spread magic in its path.

And one special wish
had come true.

Just now.

And then Schaeffer stopped
wondering,

because he suddenly knew

that if Broo had made it
to the Evergreen forest,

then he would soon see Sophia
and the Raccoons too.

♪ It's hard to believe

♪ There once was a time

♪ When you weren't
a part of my life ♪

♪♪

♪ 'Cause whatever we do,

♪ We'll do it as two

♪♪

♪ Just me and you,

♪ Side by side

♪♪

♪ Friends are for

♪ those long, lonely nights

♪ They call you on gray,
rainy days ♪

♪♪

♪ Friends are more

♪ Than you bargained for

♪ They wash all your
worries away ♪

♪♪

♪ It's hard to believe

♪ What's happening to me...
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