02x59 - Musical Oppressors

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's go
to far off places ♪

♪ And search
for treasures bright ♪

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's build
a giant airship ♪

♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground
so far below ♪

♪ Let's watch the birds
as they fly by ♪

♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

Quellor:
Listen closely,
my little pet.

The time has come
for me to escape
from this cursed place.

[screeches]

That's right.
I want you to get me
two things.

[screeches]

Nothing very difficult.

Just some rope.

[screeches]

And a giant drool beast.

[screeching]

Fly! Fly, my pets.

Evil speed you
on your journey.

Well, Ruxpin, soon M.A.V.O.
will have the crystals

and darkness will fall
across all of Grundo.

The Understander
took the crystals from me
when I was captured, Quellor.

But it still looks
pretty sunny to me.

[laughs] M.A.V.O.
has the crystals?

Marvelous.
Well, my little Illiop,
it's hopeless.

Now evil
will triumph forever.

[laughs]

Nothing is ever hopeless.

Evil hasn't
triumphed yet,
Quellor.

As long as my friends and I
are alive, it never will.

We'll see how much good
you can do from behind
those prison bars, Ruxpin.

No less than the evil
you can do from
behind your bars.

You're a prisoner too,
Quellor.

Just like me.

♪ All locked up
with no place to go ♪

♪ In this cell
things sure are slow ♪

Both:
♪ Let's make one thing
perfectly clear ♪

♪ I would rather
be anywhere but here ♪

♪ I do a real good deed
then another ♪

♪ I'd be cruel
to my own grandmother ♪

♪ I'd give my friends
a helping hand ♪

♪ I'd make darkness
fall across the land ♪

♪ But how can I spread
all that grief and woe ♪

Both:
♪ When we're all locked up
with no place to go ♪

♪ All locked up
with no place to go ♪

♪ In this cell
things sure are slow ♪

♪ Let's make one thing
perfectly clear ♪

♪ I would rather
be anywhere but here ♪

♪ I'd find ways
to make each day cheery ♪

♪ I'd find ways
to make each day dreary ♪

Teddy:
♪ I'd defend someone
who needed help ♪

Quellor:
♪ I'd kick a Fob
and make it yelp ♪

♪ But I can't be
a nasty so and so ♪

Both:
♪ When we're all locked up
with no place to go ♪

♪ All locked up
with no place to go ♪

Quellor:
♪ I'd rather get out
and hit the road ♪

Both:
♪ Let's make one thing
perfectly clear ♪

♪ I'd rather
be anywhere-- ♪

♪ Actually
we don't care where ♪

♪ Anywhere but here ♪

[guard blowing on foot]

This...

is what we have
always longed for.

In a few moments,

when this last crystal
is in place,

a great darkness will fall
across the land.

Doom and gloom
will engulf us forever!

All right!

[all cheer]

Understander:
Hold on to your hats.

This is gonna be
a blast.

Behold our destiny!

Eh, it should have worked.

[all groan]

I don't understand it!

Ah, what else is new?

She's out to lunch.
As usual.

[all grumbling]

Wait. The crystals must
be in the wrong places.

I can fix it.
Come back!

-[creature howls]
-What can be taking
so long, Gimmick?

I don't know.
According to my calculations,

Teddy should have been back
at least some time ago.

I sure hope he's okay.

I guess
all we can do is wait.

Tweeg: Hey,
watch where you're going.

Rule number four--
or was it seven?

Hey, learn to drive,
buddy.

Sub section 28
clearly states--

Oh, no, I mean
paragraph 23 of section 15--

Oh, hey,
I'm talking to you!

So, Tweez, how do you like
being Keeper of the Gate?

I hate this crummy gate.
It's too much work!

And that rule book
is ridiculous.

If I was Supreme Oppressor,
I'd show them all.

If only I knew where
the black box was.

-But, Tweez--
-Don't interrupt me, L.B.!

I was just waxing dramatic.

Well, quit waxin'.

I know where the black box is.

Of course you do. Ha.

Now, as I was saying...

Honest. I found it
when I was dusting.

What?!

You found the black box?

That's right, Twiz.

Well, bring it to me,
you fool.

Right, boss.

It's just like old times.

Ah, hold it right there,
Mister.

Ever heard of
weight restrictions?

It's right here
in rule number 12,

subparagraph 64.

Uh, or was it 93?

The prophecy clearly states

that the crystals are the key

to our triumphant journey
into darkness.

I can't go on!

I've tried everything!

I'm pooped!

What's this?
Another space?

But where can I find
another crystal?

I took everything from
that wretched Illiop.

Or did I?

Of course! There's a crystal
in the black box!

It shall be mine!

I don't know why nobody knows
where this thing is.

This is the first place
I'd look.

[laughs]

'Cause Gutangs
don't wear pajamas.
Get it?

[laughter]

Uh, hi, guys.
Can I get by here?

Look, he's got the black box.

Glory be to L.B.

Keeper of the black box.

New Supreme Oppressor
of M.A.V.O.

Me, a supreme oppressor?

Hey, you guys are serious.

Hey, this is kinda neat.

What a kick!
[laughs]

I know my rights!

Where's my slime ration?

Rule 122, subsection 8
clearly states

prisoners shall be fed
at least once a month.

Poor miserable creature.

[squawking]

[screeches]

Ah, my precious pets.

Did you bring the drool beast?

[both screech]

Yech!

Quellor:
Tie off the ropes.

I must be free
to fulfill my
evil destiny.

[blows raspberry]

[growls]

You fools! You got
the wrong cell!

Bognostroclum,
get me out of here!

Uh, one moment,
Your Vile Villain-ness.

I'll have to get form 86-B/1,
application for early release.

Forget the paperwork.
Get me out!

Forget the paperwork?

But-- But that's
against the rules.

Hey, what's going on?

How come you're not
in your cell?

Uh, come to think of it,
where is your cell?

Hey, we ain't got
time for this.

We gotta take the Illiop
to the new Supreme Oppressor.

Oh, no. Not another one.

The Bounder now possesses
the black box for all
to loathe and fear.

I demand that you,
Ickley, free me!

Paragraph 12,
subsection 264.

The Keeper of the Gate
must report immediately

to any new
Supreme Oppressor.

You fools!

I am the one and only
Supreme Oppressor!

Let me through, I say.

Just what do you think
you're doing, L.B.

Oh, uh, hiya, Tweez.

Nice of you to stop by.

What are you doing
with my black box?

Finders keepers,
losers weepers.

Then prepare
to start weeping,
you rust-colored rapscallion.

What do you want us to do
with him, Your Wrongness?

Hmm,
send him back to the gate
and put him to work.

Oh, no,
not the gate again!

L.B.: And dock him
a year's pay. [laughs]

So you wanna play rough, eh?

Tweeg:
I'm telling Mummy
on you.

Boy, are you gonna get it.

This guy's a real meanie.

Can we make him
into Illiop stew?

Huh? Can we? Can we?

The answer is... nope.

Oh, great.
Something worse than stew.
Oh, boy.

Let's zap the Illiop
with the black box.

Ooh, that's good.

Or sell him
to the Ying Zoo.

Oh, even better.
Even better.

Oh, wait.
Wait, I got it.

Let's zap him, then sell
him to the Ying Zoo.

Quiet!

I am
the Supreme Old Presser.

It's up to me to decide
what we do.

[gasping]

[grunts]

[groans]

I owe this guy.

You know the old
M.A.V.O. saying.

Every good deed
has got to be punished.

[all agreeing]

Yeah? Well, I say...

we let him go.

[all booing]

Anyone who don't like it

can take it up
with the black box.

Now, bring
the fuzz ball here, Sludge.

Thanks, L.B.

Ah, don't mention it.

And I mean that.

I got a reputation
to think about.

Oh, I see.

Sludge,
take him out of here.

Uh, yes, Your Rotundity.

Come on, you.

The prophecy has come true.

At last, we know
the true Supreme Oppressor.

Ooh, that's spooky.

Darkness has fallen
across the land.

Oh, let me see!
Let me see.

See the darkness
devouring Grundo.

Attesting to L.B.'s
greatness.

Let me see.

I wanna see the darkness
arresting my greatness.

Finally. It's mine.

Come on, quit shoving.
Let me take a look.

-[birds chirping]
-L.B.: Wait a minute.

This is mighty bright
darkness.

Monster:
Ah, the old bat brain
is wrong as usual.

Oh... my mistake.

[all grumbling]

Higher!

Higher!

The prophecy
must be fulfilled!

Okay,
you're the boss lady.

Eh... eh... that's fine.

Thank you.

[gasps]

Yow!

[groans]

How do you do that?

Gimmick,
what's happening?

I don't know, Grubby.

I've never seen anything
like this before.

[jabbers]
It's as if all of Grundo
is getting sick.

Blow, winds, blow!

The prophecy has come.

The crystals are as one.

I can feel myself growing
stronger every second.

Soon I will be invincible.

Hmm.

[laughs]

Hey, you.
Halt where you are.

Out of my way.

[all groan]

After him!

[laughs]

-Let's get him.
-After him!

-There he is!
-Get him!

[shouting]

This is the strangest storm
I've ever seen.

I hope everyone
on the airship is okay.

-He went this way.
-Lead the way.

I'm not gonna lead.
You lead.

We'll both lead.

[breathes heavily]

Monster:
Ooh, we'll be in big
trouble if he escapes.

Oh, that's for sure.

Nice weather, though.

Well, that's for sure.

That was close.
I'd better get
to the airship.

-[laughs]
-Whoa!

Ugh!

Give up, Ruxpin.

Now that M.A.V.O.
has the crystals,

everything in Grundo
will become evil.

Not on your life.

Whoa!

Hmm.

[groans]

It's too late. You'll see.

All your friends have already
started to turn against you.

I fear something very evil
has happened in Grundo.

[jabbers]
We can't wait
much longer.

We gotta find Teddy.

But he told us
to stay here.

He's so bossy.

Yes, and anyway, I'm much
more interested in a new
invention I'm working on.

I haven't got time
to go gallivanting off

to save, uh, Teddy Ruxpin.

Yeah. Who does he think he is,
anyway, ordering us around
all the time?

I'm going back
to the airship for a snack.

Hey, what's wrong
with you guys?

What about Teddy?

Gee, I can't save Teddy
all by myself.

Oh, well, I'll worry
about it later.

Uh, after my nap.

[theme music playing]