That's nice.
Yeah.
I'm gonna come back and grab those.
Okay.
All right.
- Mm.
- Mm.
Not bad.
Looks pretty clean.
Yeah.
All right.
Smells good, lemon-y.
- I like it.
- This is nice.
Isn't it?
All right.
Gonna make a little bar over here.
Yeah. Put that one in the fridge for me.
I'll put this in along with some beer.
Yeah, put those over there.
Hmm.
Got one of these just now, actually.
Put that away for me.
Oh, here's your tequila.
Thanks.
Let's go and check out the pool.
Ah, yeah, that's a good idea.
Mm.
Ah.
Well, the pool looks clean.
Actually, it's a good
time to take a swim.
Why don't we unpack first.
You can take the bags upstairs.
Only if you come up with me.
Haven't you had enough today?
Put a ring on it.
Mm.
Why don't we unpack first,
then take a dip in the pool.
I could use the exercise.
Mm, I bet you could.
I know we're
gonna have a good time here.
Actually love San Diego.
The weather's perfect too.
It's not too hot.
Mm.
Right. Come on, let's get into that pool
before it cools down.
All right, let's go change.
Ah.
I like the staircase actually.
Who's car is that?
It's a nice car.
Maybe the property manager's?
Yeah. Maybe.
Beware.
Did you say they left the key anywhere?
Yeah.
There's a note saying
under an angel statue
by the front door.
You see it?
Oh, right here.
Oh, yeah. Over there.
There's no key in here.
What?
Maybe the door is unlocked.
Should we ring the bell?
Sure.
Maybe the door's open.
Look at that.
Hello? Is anybody here?
Huh.
Are you sure you have the right house?
I think so.
3128 Wildflower.
Huh. Hello?
Hello?
Huh.
Somebody's definitely here.
What is all this sh*t?
Do you think the past guest
left all this sh*t in here?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Hello?
Who are you?
How did you guys get in here?
- We have a reservation here.
- Are you the property manager?
No. We just reserved
this house for four days.
We just got here.
What's going on?
Who are you guys?
We booked this place through
Travelers two months ago.
What the heck are you guys doing here?
Well, that's strange.
'Cause we booked this
place three months ago
and we already paid.
Through Travelers?
No, through our travel agent.
There must be a mistake.
We have a reservation here too.
Yeah. What the f*ck is going on here?
Ah. Maybe the owners
did a double booking
and forgot to block out the
calendar dates or something.
f*cking idiots.
Let's call the owners.
All right. Lemme remember their names.
Laurie and Ken. I think they're local.
We need to contact a travel agent as well.
But I really don't think it's her fault.
Hi, this is Finn and Branna,
we booked your house four days ago.
We're here, but there's
another couple here
saying that they've booked
it for the same time.
So we're trying to figure
out what's going on.
Can you call me back right away?
How do you leave a voice message?
That's some bullshit. I want a refund.
Well, we might get a refund,
but where are we going to go now?
I mean, it's getting late.
We need to find a hotel.
We just drove here from LA.
I mean, there's like lots of traffic.
I'm really tired of being on that road.
Yeah, you should see the 405.
Well, this place is, what is it?
Two bedrooms I think, right?
Yes. Two bedrooms.
We just took the front bedroom.
Do you guys mind if we stay here tonight
and figure it out tomorrow?
I'm sure we'll find something then.
Wow, uh...
Sure. I'm sure we'll figure
out a way to sort it out
with the owners. Hmm?
I guess.
- Yeah.
- Okay, great.
Hey, guys, we really appreciate it.
It's just that we've been stuck
in that car all day driving
and the traffic here is horrible.
Yeah, well, you know...
We'll get a hold of owners
and we'll work it out.
Great. Really appreciate it.
What is your names?
I'm Tony.
This is Gia, my wife.
Finn.
Finn McCool.
And I'm Branna.
We really appreciate you letting us stay.
I mean, we'll contact
the owners again tomorrow
and we'll figure out another
place or something, right?
Okay, so it's settled?
Right, who wants to be beer or a whiskey?
We come prepared.
I'm a wine person.
Well, I just happened to
have a nice wee bottle of red.
- Good.
- I'll get a bottle opener.
Tony, what beverage do you fancy?
I'll have a beer, thanks.
All right.
Branna, you see that bottle opener?
Ta-da.
Where you from? London or something?
No, Ireland.
I'm from Donegal and
Branna's from Belfast.
Yeah, we are here on a mini vacay.
We flew in to LA then we
did all the tourist stuff,
didn't we? It was fun.
Mm-hm.
And then we drove here for
four days and here we are.
I do love California. It's very nice.
It's our third time here.
Gia's got family down in Chula Vista.
It's close by, so sometimes we
like to come up to San Diego,
get some alone time, we
got two kids at home.
Oh.
Oh, they're cute, aren't they?
What's their names?
Pete and Danny. They're five and seven.
My mom is watching them.
Oh. Where are you guys from?
New York City. The greatest city
in the world.
I love New York. And it
has all the great stores.
Well, we're from Queens.
Different stores.
It's true.
You know what? I love American snacks.
They are so different from back home.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Alright. Cheers.
I think I'm gonna just call Travelers
and see what's going on
with this double booking.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Me and Branna, were going
for a before you guys got in.
Yeah. Pool looks nice and clean,
somebody's been keeping it up.
Yeah.
It's weird that they were so sloppy
about the double booking.
Oh, I'd say.
Look, me and Branna,
we like to get these house
rentals all the time,
but nothing like this has
ever happened to us before.
We usually let the travel
agents just deal with it
and everything ran like a clock.
Me and Gia, we don't
really travel much, you know.
Kids and all.
That's why we decided to
take a nice little getaway.
I hear you.
Okay.
I talked with Travelers and
we're gonna get a refund.
They said we can stay here if we want.
We can all stay here tonight
and figure it out tomorrow?
You guys can take the back bedroom.
Yeah.
Honey, why don't we go
inside and have a look?
So what do you guys
actually do in Ireland?
Drink?
No, seriously.
I own the Seamus Pub in Donegal.
He's the bar owner. I'm the bar manager.
That's cool.
I'm an electrician.
Ah.
A very serious job.
Mm. Mine is more serious.
I'm a dental hygienist.
A very important job.
She cleans my gums every day.
I want a snack.
Oh wait, who wants to try some of this?
What's that you got there?
Candy.
Edible pot.
I bought some of this on the way up.
It's supposed to enhance your
mind with a nice light high.
Well, it's what they say.
I've had three pieces of this today.
I still feel nothing.
Cool. I'm might try some,
but I'm gonna have this beer first.
Maybe later?
Well, don't mind if I do.
Ladies?
No. I don't like pot,
it gives me a headache.
- Thank you.
- Not for me either.
Finn isn't exactly a pothead.
He just likes the idea
that he could buy it here.
Mm-hm.
Well, I'm thinking I'm gonna go upstairs
and check out the room situation.
You wanna come with me, honey?
I'll grab the bags.
Your room's upstairs to the right.
This the one?
Guess so.
Of course they got the bigger bedroom.
Yeah, well
we're lucky it worked out.
Tony and Gia. Really?
Some people I used to
know had those names.
And what about the f*cking
fake photo with the fake kids?
Who's kids were those?
No one you know.
Listen, Nick, I'm not
staying in this house
with that f*cking lucky charms
couple for the next few days.
Top of the mornin' to ya.
What a bunch of crap.
Listen, Gloria.
Honestly,
I don't think we're gonna be
able to find another place
to stay for the next two days.
Our best bet is to stay here,
wait patiently until the ship comes in.
f*ck off, Nick.
If you're idiot loser friend was here
with that boat when he was supposed to be,
we didn't have to play
house with these two.
- That's not my fault.
- Those things happen.
I don't control the oceans and
the waves and the schedules.
It's just gonna be a little bit late.
But it's gonna be here in a few days.
Just like I said,
we're gonna get you to the port,
to get your flight to Nicaragua.
Better happen, like you said.
I paid you half, but not
paying you the are half
until I'm inside of the boat.
First of all,
it's not just a boat,
it's a yacht. Okay?
That's how we take people
to other places illegally.
Second of all, don't be
such a f*cking bitch.
Play nice with these people. Okay?
Your name is Gia. My name is Tony.
You get it?
Doesn't matter where names are.
Nobody knows us here.
Oh, f*ck.
Uh-huh. You're not staying
in this room with me.
I'm gonna get a hotel.
Hey, listen sweetie,
I'm not happy about this either.
All right.
But you getting a hotel,
it's not a good idea.
Hotels are too public. Be too visible.
You don't know who the
f*ck's gonna see you there.
So the best bet is to play it cool,
be a nice happy couple because
we don't know who's who.
These people are from another country.
My ex will never know them.
I'm just saying it's
better to play it safe.
Be under the radar.
We stay in this rental home
where nobody can find us.
Right?
Now listen, you paid me for this job
so I know what the I'm talking about.
Listen to me.
You sleeping downstairs
on that couch, Nick.
Downstairs. Yeah, right.
How about in the corner?
I'm just gonna sleep right over there.
Just right...
Gonna sleep
downstairs in the couch.
If I sleep downstairs,
I'm gonna have to sit
there and wait for them
to come back upstairs and go to bed
so that they don't
f*cking suspect anything.
I don't care. Downstairs, coach!
I'm gonna go downstairs.
I'm gonna come back up.
I'm gonna be nice to these people,
just like you will remember.
- Your name is Gia.
- Bye.
Shoo.
Hey Nick.
We're gonna order a pizza, you in?
Sure, sounds good.
I'll take a beer, actually.
Yeah. Help yourself.
Is Gia coming back down?
Ah. In a bit. You know, she's
calling the kids.
Ah.
Finn, take it easy, you're
eating a lot of that stuff.
Why?
I don't feel anything.
Branna order that pizza.
I'm sure Tony's hungry.
And you're not feeling
that stuff. Is that right?
Is it?
Ah, there you are.
You guys have a great day?
Yeah. We didn't do much?
I found your tequila in the
kitchen, I hope you don't mind.
Ah, a wee Margarita
actually sounds great.
But the pool looks good, huh?
It does.
I'm going in.
All right.
You know, I tried some of those edibles.
Lot of sugar don't feel anything yet.
Yeah.
But it takes a couple hours
to go through the system.
Yeah.
Can't say I've ever eaten pot before,
but I've definitely smoked it.
I think eating it gets
you more stoned, huh?
Hope.
Did you guys hear back
from the owners yet?
Nothing.
We're gonna get the
house for free at least.
Well, you can't b*at that.
So are we.
Well, the travel agency
didn't want the bad PR,
so she refunded us.
I wonder which booking agents
messed up, yours or ours.
I don't think it was
the booking agencies.
I think it was just the
dippy owners, to be honest.
I tried to find a hotel
this morning, but no luck.
Everything is booked because
it's Comic Con weekend.
Sure. It doesn't matter.
We only have a few days here.
Ah, she'll be fine.
Right. I'm going in for that swim.
I've be dying to since yesterday.
Gloria, don't be so difficult.
You're only gonna make things worse.
f*ck off, Nick.
This is all your f*cking fault.
If that boat was here on time,
we didn't have to be stuck
in this house with these two.
It's not my fault the
place got double booked.
That's on the owners.
It doesn't look like these
two are leaving anytime soon,
okay? So play nice.
Still sucks.
Yeah, well, to stop you from
drinking all their tequila.
Yeah, well, it was just sitting there.
It's only a few days.
You'll live.
This is nice.
So relaxing.
Mm. It's amazing.
What should we do for dinner?
I really don't feel like
dressing and going anywhere.
How about Mexican?
We don't get much of that in Ireland.
We have tons of Mexican in Queens.
Are you Mexican?
No.
Sorry, that sounded nosy.
Oh, it's alright.
I'm Brazilian.
I've never been to
Central America, actually.
It's actually South America.
I heard they have
good coffee there.
Oh yeah. Their coffee's the best.
You know why?
Because it's the southern hemisphere,
everything's upside down.
Right?
You know what I think?
I think these edibles
are finally kicking in.
Good on you mate.
Oh, I forgot to ask you guys.
Do you like to fish?
We stopped by the harbor
pier on the way back
and checked out some fishing trips.
Fishing?
Yeah, it's only a day trip.
I think it's only about
$50 or $60 a person.
But it's a big boat with
a lot of people on it.
The crew know where all the hotspots are.
What time did you say that boat leaves?
I think he said around 5:00 AM.
5:00 AM?
Forget about me.
Yeah, Gia doesn't
really like boats anyway.
She gets sea sick.
Right, honey?
Finn, I didn't know it
was gonna be that early.
I know I'm not a fan of
that hour, that's for sure.
f*ck it.
I'll go.
Good.
Well, sounds like a plan.
Gia and I could go to the
mall while you boys go fishing.
What mall?
The Las Americas Mall
down by the border.
It's got great stores, I read.
That sounds great.
Fun. Girls time.
Yeah, all right, then.
Well it sounds good. Me and
Tony leave here at 4:00 AM,
catch a spot in that boat.
And Gia, we'll leave a lot later.
What the?
What the f*ck?
Hello?
Hello?
The f*ck was that?
I saw the strangest sh*t!
Like what?
There's some
shady dude out there
with some hood and a robe.
I don't even know what,
it was really dark!
Where? Wait, wait, wait.
Where?
Right out there. Right out there.
Right outside the gate. I went out there.
I went to go look for him, even yelled.
He was gone. Disappeared.
I swear to god, it's
like he was looking me
right in the face.
Listen, I didn't want
to see anything, but...
It's because I thought I was high,
but I think that might be the same person
I saw out at the pool yesterday.
Why didn't you see
everything yesterday, Finn?
Well, like I said, I
thought I was high, innit?
I thought I was seeing things.
But see What? What did you actually see?
Some weirdo guy standing with a hood.
Look, I looked away and I
looked back and he was gone on.
Oi.
What the f*ck is this?
Some kind of a f*cking joke around here?
You know, it would be nice
if you told us that before.
It could be some kind of
stalker maybe around the house.
It's kind of creepy.
Yeah.
A little bit.
- Well Tony, come on.
- Let's just look around.
Stay here.
It was right here.
Tony, whatever was is gone.
Let's go inside.
All right. We looked around everywhere
and there's nothing.
Okay.
I'm thinking of something.
Yesterday you had the pot candy, Finn,
and Tony had the pot candy too.
What if you guys a freaking hallucinating?
I've heard that thing and be
like LSD sometimes, you know?
And he had more today.
Yeah, right. That could be it.
You guys are freaking
hallucinating on that stuff.
Come on. Why would we
see the same f*cking creep?
Aye. The same thing?
I don't know.
I don't know too. But no
more candy for you, Tony.
Throw it out, Finn.
Seriously.
All right then.
I'm calling the dispensary.
That's false advertising.
I need to go upstairs
and make a phone call.
Okay.
- Hey.
- Hi Dad.
How you doing, sweetie?
Good. I'm just watching TV in my room.
Oh yeah? Huh.
Sorry I didn't call sooner. You
know, it's been really busy.
Eastern California?
Yeah.
Where?
You know, I can't tell you that.
Are you coming back soon?
Yeah, I'll be back real soon, I promise.
Probably just a few days. We'll
go do something fun, okay?
Okay. I have a few ideas.
I bet you do.
I'm going camping tomorrow
with my friend Katie.
Oh yeah. That sounds fun.
Yeah. I'm trying to
cheer Katie up, she's sad.
Why?
Because our mom said
something bad happened.
What?
Well, Katie's mom is
sad 'cause this lady
stole all the money from the fundraiser.
What?
Yeah.
Katie's mom and other people
had this big fundraiser
for Alzheimer's downtown.
And they raised a lot of money.
But then this lady who was
in charge of the money,
They stole it right out off the bank.
Oh, that's terrible.
Did they catch this lady?
No.
She ran off.
No one can find her.
The police and everyone
are looking for her.
Jesus. Oh, I hope they find her.
Her picture's all over the news.
You know, mom has a bunch of photos
from when she was helping
her plan the fundraiser.
I have this one right here.
Sweetie.
What's her name? This lady.
Anna Valdez.
How much money did she take?
She took about over a million dollars.
Honey, listen...
I gotta go. I sure hope that they find her
and that Katie feels better, you know?
And I'm gonna call you in a day or so.
I'll be back in a few
days, I promise. Okay.
- Okay dad.
- All right.
- Okay Bye.
- Bye.
f*ck.
Ah! What the f*ck!?
Oh.
You wanna tell you Wanna tell
me what your real name is?
- Huh?
- What you talking about?
Your name isn't Gloria Testa, is it?
And you're not running from your abusive,
gangster boyfriend are you?
Get out of my assh*le or I'll scream!
Yeah, go ahead. Scream.
I'm sure Jack and Jill would love to hear
your bullshit f*cking story.
I'm not f*cking around, honey.
I don't like being lied to.
Your name is Anna Valdez, isn't it?
Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know that you stole $1 million
from an Alzheimer's fund?
And now you wanna run away to Nicaragua.
Well, let me tell you something, honey.
My price to get you there just doubled.
You can't f*cking do that!
I'm not gonna give you any
more money than I gave you.
How'd you find out, anyways?
It doesn't matter how
I f*cking found out.
What matters is that our
deal was f*cking nullified
the minute you lied to me.
And your face is all over the TV news.
Listen, I didn't mean to
lie, okay? It just happened.
All you have to do, just
get me on that boat.
All right? I'll pay you a little bit more.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
I'll take my money now.
And you're going to have to
get the both here tomorrow.
What is this? What is this?
That's it.
No.
Since you're a wanted criminal,
it's not a good idea for
you to go traipsing around
the mall tomorrow.
I don't care. I'm gonna
use my sunglasses and my hat.
Like I've been doing all time.
No.
No.
Yes, I will.
Nobody's gonna recognize me.
I'm f*cking bored as sh*t in this place.
Oh yeah? I thought you
didn't like Miss Emerald Isle.
Yeah, I don't. But I just
wanna go spend all my money.
I have a lot to spend in the mall.
You sure nobody knows
where the f*ck you are?
I'm a hundred percent sure.
Because I got a bad feeling
about that f*cking creep
in a hood walking around this house.
I have a horrible feeling
about that creep too.
So just get me inside of the f*cking boat
and I can be out of here.
Right?
Ah.
Mm.
Ah.
So, how long you've been a bar manager?
Well, actually I went to
university to study literature.
I wanted to be a teacher.
Oh. What happened?
I did actually
graduate, believe it or not.
And then I went traveling around to Europe
and then I got a job in London
and my dad was in Donegal and he got sick
so I went over there to
see him and there was Finn.
And he offered me a job in a bar.
And to be honest, I just
really couldn't resist him,
not the job.
Awe. That's cute. You guys
are really cute together.
And it sounds like a really fun job.
Yeah.
Mm. Mine is not that fun.
Not very glamorous looking
inside of people's mouths
every day.
But I do make really good money.
And I'm home at 04:30 for the kids.
Yeah.
Yeah. They're the loves of my life.
Awe. That's really cute.
Take these shoes off.
So, yeah.
I can't believe 10 years now,
Tony and I have been married.
We got married really young.
Right out of high school.
Wow.
That's really nice. Did
you have a big wedding?
We actually did. Yeah.
It cost my dad a small fortune,
but I'm his only
daughter, so he was happy.
Is your father a dentist?
No. He's a plumber.
Yeah. Yeah.
He made lots of money on
those high rises in Manhattan.
You know. I did notice that
you don't wear a wedding ring.
Lots of people don't wear
wedding rings these days.
Yes.
I actually have a beautiful
wedding ring Tony gave to me,
but it's our 10 year anniversary,
so he left at the shop to
put more diamonds into it,
you know?
That's nice.
I wish Finn and I would get married,
but he's dragging his feet.
Mm. I know some men do that.
But like I said,
Tony was really young and I
think the younger they are,
it's easier.
I would've thought like
the younger they are,
the less they wanna settle down.
No, I think the older a man is,
he gets too sat on his ways.
Mm. Well actually that might be true.
I mean, Finn and I have been
together for six years now,
and he just likes it
the way it is, you know?
But I mean, we've got
a flat together at all.
But you know, it's not the same.
Mm.
I'm sure it's gonna happen for you soon.
Thanks.
When I get home, I'm
gonna light a candle for you
at the Maculate Conception Church.
Then it always works.
Well, prayers are always helpful, right?
Yep.
Do you cook?
I do. Yeah.
When I have time.
I love to cook Italian.
Nice. I don't cook much.
I mean, I'm always at the
pub and I get all my meals
cooked for me.
So what's the point? You know?
How is it, the food at the pub?
It's actually all right. It's not bad.
I mean, it's pub food.
It's nothing spectacular.
But it does the job.
Yeah.
Looks like someone had
stayed here liked to cook.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Hmm.
It's a cookbook. Hmm.
Silver Palate.
See if there's any
good fish recipes in it.
Mm.
That's if the boys catch anything.
Gosh.
Not yet.
Lots of soups and salads.
It might have some fish in here.
No?
It's crazy. I don't
think people in San Diego...
Where is this from?
It looks well used, that's for sure.
I found something.
What is this?
It's a strange thing to
be in a cookbook, is it not?
Maybe they used it a
bookmark or something?
For who?
God knows. Maybe the last
person that stayed here.
It's really creepy.
It looks like a, I don't know, like a...
Ancient druid of some kind.
What is that?
It's like a ancient Celtic priest.
Like a Catholic priest?
Mm.
More like a sacred wise one.
Well, the Irish Lore goes that
the kings of the old country
used to seek them out for their knowledge.
This is a really bad guy.
Who would want to consult with him?
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, they say there are some bad druids.
They get mixed up with the night spells.
Night spells?
Mm.
It's just an old just sort of like
Celtic legend story, really.
My granny used to tell us
some like when we were wee,
you know, spirit stories.
They still gives me a little
bit of the shivers though,
so they do.
I mean, they're just stories.
Yeah.
You know what? I think
a really crappy story
is this whole house mixed up.
Don't you think it's
really weird of this owners
to never return our calls?
Mm-hmm.
I mean, yeah.
But the good thing is, well,
it didn't cast us anything
and we all got along, didn't we?
And I made a new friend.
I want us to stay in touch. Is that okay?
Yeah, of course.
We'll stay in touch.
Great. Right.
I think I'll go for a swim.
Get all me swims in before
we go back to Ireland.
There's not much pool
time in that weather,
let me tell you.
Hey. You go girl.
Right.
Gia! I think someone's in the house.
- What?
- I think someone
is in the house or been in the house.
When I went upstairs to our room
my suitcase is all over the floor.
All me clothes all over the floor.
It's obviously not how
I left it this morning.
That's so weird.
When would they get in
the house? When we're out?
We locked all the doors. Right?
I saw you turning the key.
Yeah, but what if...
What if we unlocked it,
when we were locking it?
Come on. Come on. Check
your room. Check your room.
sh*t.
Everything's intact. My
clothes, Tony's clothes.
Jewelry?
I always carry all my jewelry on me.
My necklace, my rings.
Hold on. I had a pair of earrings.
They're here.
I wear my jewelry too.
- This is really bizarre.
- How could anyone get in?
Well, I think, um...
All right, well the boys
left early this morning.
When I left my room, my
suitcase was up against a bench,
you're already down the stairs.
We had coffee, then we left.
That was literally it.
What about those sliding doors?
Were they open?
I don't think so.
Let's go check it anyway.
Yeah.
You check the back one.
They're both locked so...
No one can get in
through the garage. Right?
We didn't use the garage.
I didn't see any garage openers anyway.
I mean, we parked the car in
the street and on a drive.
Right?
Right?
Are you sure your suitcase
didn't fall over or something?
How would it do that? It
was up against the wall.
Look, I really feel like
someone has been in here.
I think we should call the police.
No!
Why not?
I mean, seriously.
It could have been some
psycho stalking us around here
or something!
Especially since Finn and
Tony saw that f*cking weirdo
lurking around yesterday.
I've heard about all this
crazy sh*t that goes on
in California, like
serial K*llers and all.
I just don't think the
police can do anything.
You know? We have no
evidence anything is missing.
We do have dr*gs in
the house. We have pot.
They might think we're nutty potheads.
And plus, didn't you
say nothing was missing?
I mean, I guess nothing was missing.
It was just like all
thrown around everywhere.
Yeah. The cops can't do
anything if nothing is missing.
I wish the guys were here.
Maybe they stopped for
a beer or something.
I think I'm gonna go call Finn,
see what's taking 'em so long.
Hey!
- Cooking fish.
- We had such a great day.
Caught some rock fish.
Hello, darling.
Oh yeah. We stopped
off at a burger joint
to get some french fries.
Did you see the size of
those waves out there?
Oof!
Would you fancy a beer, man?
Hell yeah.
I swear to
god, I thought I was gonna
fall off the boat.
This wave just went straight up.
Oh my god, it was
so much fun right there.
It was brilliant.
Was it, yeah?
I'm glad you guys had fun.
We did at the mall till we got back here.
We think somebody was in the house
when we were at the mall.
What?
Well, we got back
here, what? Two o'clock?
I went upstairs to get
changed for the pool
and my suitcase is
upside down on the floor
with all my clothes, all
scattered all over the floor.
It looked like someone
went through all me stuff.
Did you check our room, Gia?
Did anybody go through our stuff?
- I did check our room.
- Everything was there.
Well, how did anyone get in?
No, that's the thing.
Like, we checked. We checked
all the locks. All locked.
Everything was locked.
I mean, no one could have gotten in here
unless they had a key.
Tony. Let's take a look around, yeah.
Don't waste your time.
We already looked all over the house.
I mean, you've been
gone for long enough.
So, 'course we checked.
Well Branna,
do you think that's suitcase may have
toppled over by itself?
Maybe you didn't sell
it right on the bench.
I thought I did.
Maybe I didn't. I don't know.
Maybe it did topple over by itself.
Well look it, I'm starving.
We could eat anyway.
Well, we may as well.
You boys did a good job of
catching it, didn't you?
Mm-hm.
Well, we were lucky, really.
It was a good captain.
I was telling Gia
I'm not much of a cook.
Well, isn't that a coincidence?
'Cause Gia just happens to
be the best cook in Queens.
Ooh.
Well, I can't wait, Gia.
I'm a hungry man.
- Yeah, right.
- You guys really want me
to cook in this white dress?
- No way.
- Oh, wait.
I'll find something for you. Hold on.
Yeah, it's not gonna work.
Not tonight.
Tomorrow?
Oh, she just doesn't wanna
show off her culinary skills.
You should have seen
the time... What was it?
It was Thanksgiving, right?
My mom came over. Sheesh!
She's a critic, trust me.
She was so nervous.
But she cooked the Turkey,
the corn, the stuffing.
Even made fish that day too, right honey?
Hey, look at you.
Could find you something.
Here.
Oh wow!
He did find something.
- All righty.
- Use this.
Yeah, sure.
- That'll work.
- Got some cooking tonight.
Yay!
There you go.
Wee! Perfect.
There you go.
That actually works.
Yeah.
Ta-da!
Oh my god.
This fish has so much blood.
Ugh.
Well, the bloodier the better tasting.
Oh, really? Why is that?
Well, it means it's fresh.
It should be fresh, right?
It was just caught.
Right. It's just outta the water.
All righty, let's do this.
We forgot the ketchup!
Ketchup for what?
The french fries.
Chips don't need ketchup.
They need more vinegar.
- Sorry.
- Don't choke.
For god's sake.
- I need you alive.
- Vinegar.
Vinegar? Who the f*ck puts
vinegar on french fries?
We do.
It goes great with fish and chips.
Who calls french fries chips?
Oh, well we just have to make do
with actually what is here, so...
Well, I gotta tell you, this fish...
You outdid yourself, baby.
It's very tasty Gia, thanks.
Yes. Toast to the chef.
Yay.
Slinte!
Slinte!
Whoo.
Sade.
My mom would be proud.
Mm.
I honestly have to say,
I really don't wanna
stay here another night.
Me neither. It's getting really weird.
You guys saw that weirdo outside.
Yeah, but that was just the edibles.
Mm. Mm-mm.
It's too really weird
that we saw the same guy
in different times.
You know? I thought that
was weird too at first,
but now I'm thinking maybe
it wasn't the same guy.
Right, Finn?
Well, it could be but...
How many guys are goin'
'round with robes and canes?
Either way, I haven't
seen anything since, so.
Well, That makes two of us.
Right, come on.
Whiskey time.
Ah.
Finn.
Finn.
- What?
- This is actually serious.
Branna. I don't know
what you want us to do.
Look, we all got this house for free,
and we leave the day
after tomorrow, anyway.
Look, I know Tony and I saw something,
but nothing happened.
It's probably just somebody played a joke.
Well, I mean, maybe if it's the owners.
I mean, none of us have heard
from in since we got here.
I think we should leave tomorrow.
I'm gonna look for a hotel.
What do you think, Tony?
Yeah, that's a bad idea.
I think better off just staying
where we are, comfortable,
we only got one more night.
Yeah, I think everybody's overreacting.
Why don't we just stay here
tonight and just keep watch
and see what happens in the morning.
- Really?
- That was good.
Slinte.
Slinte.
- Cheers.
- Again?
Slinte. Again.
Oh God. I'm b*at.
I'm gonna go upstairs.
Hit the hay.
Hey.
Why don't you come?
Not tired.
I'm gonna finish my whiskey.
Bring it with you, baby.
Sounds like somebody wants to...
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Really?
No. I just wanna talk.
Something really important.
Okay, guys.
Night.
- Night.
- Good night.
Lock your door.
What do you want?
It's not that I wanna spend
time with you in this room.
I talked to my guy.
Boat's gonna be here
the day after tomorrow.
We got an early departure.
- Oh.
- Better leave at six.
Be there at 7:30 AM.
Ah, all right. Thank God.
I can't wait to get out of this nuthouse.
Right. That's why I'm saying,
it's not a good idea to get a hotel
just for one f*cking night.
The Feds will spot you a mile away.
Mm. Don't worry. I'm
not worried about that.
I know what I'm doing okay, Nick.
Yeah, I told you to f*cking pack light.
What the hell is all this sh*t.
Oh, that's nothing.
It was super cheap. It was all on sale.
Everything was on sale.
I'm gonna start packing.
Cannot wait. The day
after tomorrow, right?
Yes. And you're gonna pay me
before you get on the boat, okay?
Yep. I'll do it.
Oh.
All right.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Well, it looks like we're all alive.
Made it through the night.
Ah.
Huh.
Branna finally got over
her suitcase episode.
I don't think anybody got
into the house last night.
Just don't think she set that
suitcase on that bench right.
It just toppled over.
It just looks like somebody did it.
What's wrong with ya, mate?
Looks like you haven't slept in days.
I didn't sleep at all.
I heard the craziest sound in
the middle of the night, man.
It was like this screaming
screeching sound.
Where? Here in the house?
No, it was outside. Right out there.
I think it was coming
from the golf course.
This wailing.
I came out and listened to
it for like half an hour.
Didn't see anything. It
was just pitch black.
Do you think you were having
a dream or sleepwalking?
No.
It's the craziest sound I've
ever f*cking heard, man.
You didn't have any of those edibles?
No.
And your wife didn't hear anything?
Not a god damn thing.
Too much whiskey maybe.
Not enough.
Do you think it was a
man or a woman screaming?
I guess it was like a woman.
Well if I believed in ghosts,
I'd say you heard a banshee.
A what?
A banshee.
A banshee's a female spirit.
It's like old Irish wife tales.
Old folklore.
But legend has it when a
banshee whales across the Moores
someone is gonna die.
Sounds like
a bunch of bullshit to me.
It is shite but
that's what the old folks said
back in the day.
Yeah. Well, I don't believe in that.
So what does a banshee
supposed to look like anyway?
Well, the story goes
that she could be quite
beautiful looking, but you
can also be quite hideous.
Well, like I said,
I didn't see anything.
It was pitch black.
But I heard a sound that
I don't particularly
want to hear again.
I wouldn't worry about it, mate.
It's probably just the coyotes
across the golf course.
We heard that from the
boys when we got to the bar
when we came here.
When coyotes call out to each other
it just sounds like screaming.
Yeah, you probably right.
It was some kind of wild f*cking animal.
Coyote,
geese.
Forget I said anything.
Well, since Branna's calmed down,
I think we're gonna stay
here tonight, our last night
and drive back to LA
tomorrow and stay the night
and fly back to Dublin.
Yeah, us too.
We're gonna leave early in the morning.
Take a little road trip up
the coast and then fly back.
Well, we'll see you guys later.
I'm gonna take Branna to the Safari park.
She wants to go in the hot air balloon.
Have fun.
You guys plan anything
fun in your last day?
f*ck that man. I'm just gonna sleep.
Need some rest.
Can't wait to get the f*ck out of here.
Last day.
Too many days. Too long.
Yeah, well...
Just make sure that you
stay under the radar, you know?
You're almost outta here.
I'm not worried about that.
Yeah, well just stay under the radar
till you get on the boat.
Get outta the country.
What do you think the
Shamrock Twins suspect anything?
No. But you're lucky
you didn't get caught yet.
Well, don't worry,
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm gonna just rest for my trip.
Why did you do it?
Do what?
Take all that money.
Because I could.
Hey.
Hey buddy.
We had a brilliant day at the safari.
The hot air balloon was epic.
I took so many pictures of the lions.
They were so nice, weren't they?
Tony, we went to this really
cute winery in the safari park.
Of course, we stopped for
a wine tasting.
Brought that bottle of wine
back with us for us to try.
Where's Gia?
You know, she was in the
back and then she took a nap,
and then she was in the kitchen.
I don't f*cking know.
She's somewhere.
Gonna find her.
Did you guys stay here all day?
Yeah. I didn't sleep much.
So just wanted to relax.
Well, that's a shame.
You's could've had a last blow out, eh?
Yeah, but you know, I was too tired.
Right. Come here.
What about that whiskey?
Shame to put it the waist.
Might as well drink it.
I'll go grab it.
Let's do it.
There we go.
Eh, not too much.
Couldn't sleep at all, man.
f*cking noises outside are so loud.
Oh, come here.
I have an extra pair of earplugs.
I can give you that.
Might take you up on those earplugs.
All right, Gia
wants to try the wine.
Mm.
Open sesame.
All right. But take it easy, honey.
You know, we gotta be up early tomorrow.
Well, I deserve some
wine before going back
to our kids, right?
A wee wine.
Thank you.
All right.
Slinte.
Slinte.
Slinte.
- Slinte.
- Sade.
Saluti.
Well, I'm just glad that we all met.
Even though it was strange with
the double booking and all,
but, well, we met new friends
and I'm happy it all worked out.
Maybe you guys can
come to Donegal sometime.
We'll show you's around.
You'll love Ireland.
I'm gonna go upstairs.
Gotta sleep before a long drive.
All right, honey?
Mm-hm.
I think I'm gonna go
into jacuzzi, actually.
You know, just rest a little
bit for the road tomorrow.
Come on. Come upstairs
with me first.
Ah. Sounds like somebody
wants a little bit of...
Heh?
Put in a good word for me, huh buddy?
Come here.
Aye, safe travels buddy.
Thanks.
- Good meeting you.
- Ah, you too.
Awe.
Bye.
Mm.
Bye, love.
- It was great to meet you.
- I really hope
to see you again.
Oh.
Keep in touch, okay?
Yeah, I will.
- Bye Finn.
- Bye, sweetie.
You guys have it safe, all right.
Thank you so much.
You guys were amazing.
How about you and me go upstairs?
Come on.
A little bit of romantic dancing.
Come on.
All right.
- Let's go.
- I'll take the whiskey.
Not much left of it.
Hi dad.
Hey sweetie.
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
- Yeah. All right.
- Just chilling.
Just wanted to call and let you know
that I'm gonna be home
the day after tomorrow.
Cool.
How did everything turn
out with your friend?
How's she doing?
Which friend?
The one, the girl who had that thing?
Were they... Somebody stole all the money.
Oh Katie. She's okay.
Why?
What about the...
The lady who took the money,
did they ever find her?
Not yet. I haven't heard anything.
They don't know where she is?
Hm-mm. No.
What about the money?
I'm not sure yet.
Huh.
Okay.
All right, well listen,
I'm gonna see you day
after tomorrow, okay?
Okay.
- All right.
- Bye dad.
- Love you, dad.
- I love you, kiddo.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Hello!
Hello?
Goodness.
sh*t.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey.
Hey.
Can you hear me?
Oh, how are you?
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm alive.
Oh my God. It's been so
crazy. You have no idea.
Yeah?
No.
Don't worry. I do have the
money. I have all the money.
Yeah.
I'm fine. I'm just in a really weird house
with such a weird people.
Hello!
What the f*ck are you?
A banshee?
I bet you a f*cking geese!
Huh? Huh?
Goose!
I'm from New York.
You want some of me?
Mm. I have faith.
Those kids will be back to their parents.
Ya.
Those families will all reunited.
Did you talk with Father Francisco?
Yeah, tell him it's gonna be fine.
I have all the money.
I don't know, like maybe few more days.
Three, four. I can't tell.
It's been like, just so unpredictable.
I'm exhausted. Oh.
Yeah.
Hmm. I miss you too.
I love you.
Say hi to mom and dad, okay?
I know. I know.
We're going to do this.
All right. We're almost there.
I love you.
I'll call you as soon as I can, all right.
Don't worry.
I always come back alive.
Ya.
I can barely hear you, actually.
Such a bad connection.
Okay.
I can't hear you.
Hello?
Hey.
Mm.
Ah.
Why?
Oh.
Tea?
Lovely.
I have to give it a
few more minutes to brew.
This is better than me mom's.
Hmm.
It's not bad for a box mix, is it?
Mm-hm.
Morning.
You're a bit late, are you not?
We stopped for breakfast.
It's a pitty.
Branna would've made you breakfast.
- Didn't not mate.
- Would've fancied a scone.
They look good.
Would you like one?
- Aye.
- Yeah.
You sure you don't want one.
- I had a big breakfast.
- Couldn't fit anymore.
This is good. A little sweet though.
Mm. My Finn like some sweet.
Thanks.
Hmm.
Give.
Mm.
Finn, this box is getting heavy.
Looks like we've got another
booking this weekend.
We were thinking of
going to Baja this weekend.
Why is that?
It's the Baja Beach Fest and Rosarito.
We like to try to go every year.
The music festival is great cr*ck.
Is that right?
Mm-hmm.