03x07 - Getting Old

[bunniefuu]

ALARM
SNOOZE, STOP

[alarm continues ringing]

[alarm stops]

["En Mi Garganta" by Sidonie plays]

[yawns]

[in Spanish]
♪ Today is the day of our date ♪

♪ I brought you daisies
From my landlord's garden ♪

♪ I love you! ♪

[plane taking off]

I love you.

♪ I see you in the crowd ♪

♪ I slip and fall to the ground... ♪

[song stops]

[gasps]

[music resumes]

VULVACIDE
VALERIA - I NEED BREAKFAST.

CARMEN - I'LL BE THERE IN 15.

NEREA - I'M ALMOST THERE.

- [music stops]
- Ow! Oh.

I'm sorry. So sorry.

♪ I love you! ♪

Huh?

Hey, watch where you're going.
You dumbass.

♪ I'm suffocated by the "I love you"
I'll never be able to say... ♪

Sure. Sure, sure. I'm sorry.

♪ I talk to you, and I choke ♪

♪ I'm shaking, I go blank ♪

♪ You talk to me, I don't understand ♪

♪ I love you! ♪

- [music stops]
- Uh... What?

What... What did you just say?

Uh, the books?
They're two for the price of one.

Yeah. No! No, I was just looking.
Thank you.

♪ It's in my throat ♪

♪ It's in my throat ♪

♪ It's cutting me, and it's bleeding
I'm suffocated by the "I love you"... ♪

I love you!

♪ I'll never be able... ♪

♪ I'm suffocated by the "I love you"... ♪

I love you!

♪ I'll never be able... ♪

♪ I'm suffocated... ♪

I love you!

♪ By the "I love you"
I'll never be able to say ♪

Ladies, I just can't stop thinking
about what Bruno said,

and I'm so overwhelmed.

Anyway, I'll see you shortly
and we'll discuss. I lo...

I'll see you.

[upbeat music]

BASED ON THE NOVELS BY ELÍSABET BENAVENT

- [Lola] Mm.
- [Nerea] Alcohol at this time of day?



[Lola] It's brunch.

The only time you don't look like
an alcoholic if you drink before 12.

Ugh! No, no, no, that's gross. Ugh!

What? Is there a rule against
having bacon for breakfast?

- Being Karen, living in Mississippi?
- No, it's being pregnant.

- I can't stand the smell of meat.
- Here.

[Valeria] So what do you think
about Bruno?

- Saying "I love you" is... serious.
- But there are different "I love you"s.

- His could be gratitude.
- Or as in "I'm starting to like you."

Or "I'd love to f*ck you right now."

[Valeria] I felt it had all the meanings.

- [Carmen] Mm.
- [Nerea] A bit early, no?

- [Lola] Do you like him?
- [Valeria] Mm-hmm.

- [Carmen] Do you laugh?
- A lot.

[Nerea] Do you think about him?

- [Valeria] We talk every day.
- [Carmen] Hey.

You waited months
for a gesture of love from Víctor.

Now you have Bruno's, you're freaking out.

[Lola] Poor little rich girl.

[Valeria] What did they say at work?

- [Carmen] I haven't told them.
- [Lola] Carmen!

[Carmen] I'm waiting to know everything's
okay before announcing anything.

Yeah. Good idea.

But you'll have to know how to juggle
the big new position with a baby.

Hey! Maybe wait a second.
Her kid doesn't even have limbs yet.

- There's time. Don't worry.
- [Carmen] Yeah.

- [Nerea] Well...
- [Valeria] You're fine.

- How are the last days of your twenties?
- [Carmen] Ooh!

[Lola] I'll throw a party
for my 30th that's so big

everyone will talk about it until I'm 31.

- [Valeria] Mm.
- You're invited. You're welcome.

- I'd be insulted otherwise.
- And you. You're hired.

- Are you serious?
- [Lola] Mm-hmm.

- Oh! An event planner, even?
- [Lola] I'm a grown-up now.

- I have to do things properly.
- [sighs]

Then you should stop drinking before 12.

But there's barely any time.

I'll have to tell Georgina to organize
the photos when I get to the office.

- What?
- [Valeria] I thought you were over her.

Yes. I am over her,
but we still have a contract.

- Mmm, sure, sure.
- [Nerea] Things are great with Nuria.

We're very serious,
and now she wants me to meet her parents.

And I thought things were
moving fast with Bruno.

- [Lola] Hey.
- Hmm.

Can we meet at your place
and do party-planning stuff?

Better to go to my office,
where the materials are.

We haven't even seen your house.

- It isn't ready for guests.
- [Carmen] When will that be?

I don't care if your underwear's
all over the place.

I will only be there
to discuss my birthday party.

Listen. We do it in my office. When you're
paying, you become a client, not a friend.

- I'm not getting a discount?
- No.

[all laugh]

[Carmen] Wow!

- [Lola] By the way, Val.
- Mm?

[Lola] Víctor is going to be at the party.

- I wanted to tell you.
- [Valeria] Sure.

- It's your party, and he's your friend.
- [Lola] Right.

I wanted to make sure that would...
that would be okay.

- [Valeria] Yeah.
- [Lola] Okay.

Besides, I'm probably going with Bruno.

- [splutters]
- Can he come? Or...

I didn't know if you wanted people
to have a plus-one, or...

- [Lola] No. Uh, yes! I mean, yes.
- [Valeria] No?

- No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh. Yeah? Oh.

- If you would like that, I would also be...
- Yeah.

- I think that'd be great. Yeah?
- [Lola] Sounds good to me.

Who knows? Who's to say
I'm not falling in love as well?

[all chuckle]

- Can you think of a good way to die?
- What?

I wanna k*ll off a character,
but I can't think of a good way to do it.

- What about poisoning?
- What?

- Or a cold-blooded m*rder.
- [chuckles] What is that?

A real cold-blooded m*rder.

A fit of pure rage. I'm into that.

- [spits]
- Hey, by the way.

Are you reading The Eclipse of Dreams?

Chapter 15.

Eh. Well, I read more last night.

- Are you reading it?
- Yeah, of course.

- Don't be cocky. I'll finish it first.
- No way.

How's Aitana?

She's really good.
She asks about you all the time.

She's so cute.
Give her lots of kisses from me.

I'll give her one. I'll keep the rest.
You know I'm really selfish.

[chuckling] Yes, yes, you are.

Hey, by the way, do you know
whether your protagonist

will wind up with that Víctor guy

or with that guy
who's an attractive, mysterious writer?

- I'm talking to you, aren't I?
- Well, that's a spoiler.

Oh sh*t, I gotta get moving. Am I good?

The toothpaste adds a lot of personality.

What?

[chuckles]

Don't tell lies.

- Uh, so I'm not coming with you?
- Yeah, no.

- I'll explain everything later.
- Big kiss.

Hey, I... I...

I... I lo...

I lo...

I lo...

I... Do you wanna come with me
to Lola's birthday party?

Yes. I do.

That's great. Mm.

- Goodbye.
- Bye.

[sighs]

Valeria is... bringing a guest with her
to the party.

Mm-hmm?

And he's, um... her boyfriend.

[chuckles]

- What about your boyfriend?
- What?

- Hmm?
- You mean Rai?

Mmm... [laughs]

One, he's not my boyfriend,

and, two, at the moment,
we're in, um... standby,

so it's just... [inhales]

- So Valeria's thing...
- You haven't sent him an invitation?

- You don't want to talk about Valeria?
- As much as you want to talk about Rai.

[Víctor sighs]

NER
OPTIMUM BABY FORMULA

- [gentle lullaby playing]
- [Carmen gasps]

[chuckles]

[man 1] I'm guessing from your smile
that you like the photos.

[Carmen] What?

Oh, yes, yes, yes, they're...
they're perfect. Very good.

[sighs]

- And this is Alejandra's kid.
- Alejandra? Who's Alejandra?

Alejandra, who was almost
head of the department.

What happened to her?

What do you mean what?
A big belly, what do you expect?

[chuckles] As soon as they have kids...

LACTOSE-FREE NER
NER PORTABLE PUMP

- What?
- [man 1] Well, I mean...

Okay. It's normal that when you have kids,
your priorities might change, right?

Sure. Her boyfriend
became the head of management.

- Yeah. That guy is amazing.
- Mm-hmm.

And... is the child his?

- Yeah.
- [Carmen] Oh.

And his priorities
didn't have to change at all?

Uh...

I don't understand the problem.

Wait a second. Didn't you just have a kid?

Yeah.

And your son,
does he ever come down with something?

[laughs]

Does he come down with something?

Constantly. My wife's been
home with him for five days.

- I'd love to be able to do that.
- Yeah.

But, well, I understand. I mean,
a mother is what's needed in a crisis.

- You need her.
- You need a mother for those things.

- For stuff like that.
- Right.

- It's just how it is.
- Mm.

[phone vibrating]

NURIA
INCOMING CALL, ANSWER

[door opens]

Uh... [chuckles] Why are you here?

[Nerea] Hello.

I told you that the photos
of the Germans' wedding were almost done.

You don't need to pressure me
in person about it.

I'm not here to pressure you.
I'm here to offer you a job.

A birthday party next Saturday.

- Next Saturday?
- Yes.

Impossible. I'm really busy with work.

It's my best friend's birthday party.
I need you to do it.

Yeah. I mean, I would do it,

but then my boss is a real pain in the ass
about delivery dates.

All right, then you have one more week
for the Germans' wedding.

- Mm-mmm.
- Two?

No! You're the most professional person
I know,

and I'm sure you'll respect
that the rest of us are too.

I can't.

Please.
This party is very important to me.

It's so difficult for you
to get off your high horse,

but when you do,
you are pretty irresistible.

So that's a yes, right? Right? Great.

I already have the venue. I'm only missing
the theme and the invite list.

- And if...
- What are you paying for this?

The amount that's in the contract.

No. That rate is for weddings
and corporate events.

- This is a different job.
- No, this is an event.

- No, it's a birthday.
- I'm not paying you more.

- Then I'm not doing it.
- If you want me to beg, I won't.

I don't want you to beg.
I want you to pay.

Fine, I'm not going to keep
doing this with you.

- Good thing I'm not in a rush.
- So? Neither am I.

So for the slogan, "Although their
feeding habits may sometimes change,

a mother's unbreakable love won't."

[gasps]

Associates the mother
with the unconditional love

of a mother

for her children.

And I'm thinking...

[sighs] ...that, just maybe

it doesn't have to be only the mother!

[panting]

[grunts]

Don't fathers love their kids,
or am I crazy?

- But you like the campaign.
- [Carmen] No, I don't.

All of this is antiquated,
because we need to change

the... the typical image
of a woman feeding an infant

for the image of a man.

And then maybe we could normalize that,

after breastfeeding, guys could maybe
do exactly the same as we do

and have a role in equal upbringing.

- Or not?
- Or... Or not, or not.

Because... [clears throat] Uh...

We know that... that the image
of a typical woman is much more tender.

She is the one who buys
the kind of milk we are branding.

- Hmm?
- Oh. Sure.

And that actually is the problem, no?

That we women go buy the milk.

We women go to work. We women give birth.

We women breastfeed.

We women have to look after the children
when they catch a bug.

And ultimately... ultimately,
we need to know what's left in the fridge.

[breathing heavily] If publications
keep perpetuating this discourse,

then men like you, like you,
like you, like you, and like you,

are going to continue to feel comfortable
in this position of passive parenting

until time passes us completely. [sobs]

Is Carmen crying?

Uh... No, I don't think so.

- Are you crying?
- Yes! Yes, I'm crying.

I'm crying because you think it's normal

for a woman to be a mother
and just totally forget about her career.

And because, while your hormones

are only good
for growing that ridiculous mustache,

mine can create life!

You get it? Create life!

Life!

BIRTHDAY PARTY!
DRESS CODE REMINDER: NEON.

SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT.

LOOK SHARP OR I WON'T LET YOU IN.
DON'T FLAKE ON ME! SEE YOU LATER.

[party blower hooting]

♪ I wanna know... ♪

- Yeah...
- ♪ Who is callin' ♪

♪ In the middle of the night ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I wanna know ♪

♪ Who is callin' ♪

♪ But I still remember that voice... ♪

[breathing heavily]

- ♪ Sayin', "Ooh, keep on, keep on"... ♪
- [toilet flushing]

♪ Keep on keepin' on ♪

♪ Keep on, keep on... ♪

BIRTHDAY PARTY!

♪ Keep on groovin', girl... ♪

♪ Come on, girl... ♪

DISTRACTION, ENTERTAINMENT, FUN

HOBBY, ACTION

♪ Keep on movin' on, yeah... ♪

[phone chimes]

LOLA ADDED YOU
TO THE GROUP "BIRTHDAY PARTY!"

DRESS CODE REMINDER: NEON.

RECORDING VOICE NOTE

Ladies, are you prepared for the party?

I still haven't been able
to tell Bruno that I love him.

[sighs] I'd like it to be as easy for me
as it is for you, Carmen.

Hey, how big do you think the baby is now?

Well, maybe like this?

- More or less, right?
- That's so little.

- Yeah, I think so.
- [phone chimes]

LOLA ADDED YOU
TO THE GROUP "BIRTHDAY PARTY!"

DRESS CODE REMINDER: NEON.

[party blower hooting]

[Nuria] Is it good?

Hello. I'm sorry.
The meeting with the photographer...

[Valeria] Or I wish I knew what I want
as clearly as you do, Nerea.

Papa, Mama, Nerea.

GEORGINA - 200 MORE OR FORGET IT.[/i]

Oh, excuse me. Hello. Nice to meet you.

[Valeria] I wanna be with Bruno.

I am so over Víctor.
I don't care what he does.

[laughing]

♪ Still be hearin' their voice... ♪

[Valeria] So, Lola, don't even worry
about your party. I'll be fine.

It's gonna be a great time.

And you'll turn 30 years old
with incredible style.

Are you nervous?

[laughs] I really can't wait for tonight.

And with you, I will not hesitate

to shout from the rooftops day and night.

- I love you. [chuckles]
- [doorbell rings]

- You're early.
- They're going to fire me.

- What?
- I'm sure.

They just promoted you.
Why would they fire you?

Hah! For being a woman and a mother.

And, well, I messed things up
in a presentation.

- What did you say?
- Well, truth bombs.

It was like Gloria Steinem's
spirit had possessed me.

- Gloria Steinem is not dead.
- But my future at work is.

- I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
- I started crying.

- Yeah. In front of everyone.
- [gasps]

What am I gonna do about work
when my baby's born?

Eh? Being a mom is a job!

- I'm so bad at moonlighting.
- You'll be great. Don't w...

- [doorbell rings]
- No!

- One moment.
- No, don't go. I'm real...

[Carmen whimpers]

- I am gonna k*ll Georgina.
- [Valeria] What?

[Nerea] She's the worst.
I can't. I can't stand her.

She wants to be paid more
for the party photos.

She says it's because it's last minute
she's charging extra.

Huh. But isn't it, though?

Of course it's extra.
That's not the point.

- She's doing this to piss me off.
- How was your lunch?

- [Nerea] What lunch?
- The one with Nuria's parents.

Oh, well, I got there late,
but they're nice people.

- But why is Georgina always arguing?
- [doorbell rings]

Now it's him! [chuckles]

[knocking]

- [Carmen] The job is unbearable.
- Yeah, yeah.

- [Carmen] I feel ridiculous there.
- [gasps]

- [Carmen] I can't stand it.
- [Nerea] I'm just over it.

- I can't stand it! It's the worst.
- I won't put up with it...

- Hey, how are you?
- Happy birthd...

Oh. Oh... You look... awesome.

Yeah, that is bullshit. Okay.

[winces]

Let's be real. This is a total mess.

- It looks like a cow ate my bangs.
- Well, don't worry. Hair grows.

When? I can't go to my party
looking like this! This is a nightmare!

Why would you do that to your hair?

Because I wanted to look a bit

younger.

Come on, you're only gonna be 30.

Okay, fine! f*ck it.
Can you do me a favor?

- Hmm, okay.
- Yes.

Mm?

- I need you all to look at my p*ssy, okay?
- Huh?

Uh...

Huh?

- [Valeria] Hmm...
- Uh...

[breathing heavily]

- [Valeria] Uh...
- [Carmen] Hmm...

- It's not noticeable.
- An itty-bitty thread.

Then why do you think
I found it so f*cking easily? Huh?

Shining, saying to me,
"Hi, I'm your impending death."

It's just a white hair.
It's normal to get them.

On my c**t?

I don't mean one on my head.
I mean the one I found on my p*ssy.

- [Valeria] Well, they grow. Right?
- What? It's not a pimple!

Do you have white hairs on your p*ssy?

Girl, you left your door open. Do you
think this is Asturias or something...

- Oh God.
- [gasps] Mm... Uh...

Girls, Bruno. Bruno, the girls.

- And Lola's vag*na.
- Uh, hi, how are you?

- It's perfect you're here. Come closer.
- Uh...

- Huh?
- Yes. I need a straight guy's opinion.

Hey! Don't even think about it. No!

CHUNG LEE NAILS
ASIAN CLANDESTINE SHOW CLUB

- ♪ Can...
- ♪ ¿Dónde está? ♪

- ♪ You hear the call, baby? ♪
- ♪ ¿Dónde está? ♪

- ♪ Now there's a party goin' on ♪
- ♪ ¿Dónde está? ♪

♪ We've got the funk, baby ♪

- ♪ ¿Dónde está? ♪
- ♪ Oh, tell me, where are you now? ♪

♪ When the team are feelin' in the mood ♪

♪ I will spend my night waitin' for you ♪

♪ You're not here, so ♪

♪ Shame on you, yeah... ♪

I love her.

- Hey, careful.
- I want pictures of everybody.

- Is that Georgina? [gasps]
- That's Georgina.

- That's Georgina!
- They don't make sense.

- They don't make sense. [gasps]
- Lola!

- Quique! Hi!
- [laughs]

- [Quique] How are you? You look...
- [Lola] I'm great, and you?

- Fine.
- [Lola] You look gorgeous!

- Happy birthday!
- [laughs]

What happened to Rai?

- What happened to Rai?
- You didn't invite him?

- But you do like him, don't you?
- [laughs] Uh, yeah!

Hey! It's Borja! It's Borja. Look, Carmen!

- Okay, I'm coming!
- We're coming, hold on.

- What's the matter with her?
- I don't know. Come on.

- Let's go.
- [Carmen] Mm...

- Wow. Wow!
- [Valeria] Wow!

- Oh!
- Oh, wow!

[all cheering]

[Lola] Yeah!

- Happy birthday!
- I love you, girl!

Oh God! Hey, girls, I'll see you later.

- I'm going to go mingle, okay?
- Okay!

- Okay.
- Okay!

- What is happening?
- Why hasn't she said anything?

- Who was that guy?
- No idea!

- [gasps] Here's Nuria!
- She invited someone else.

- Oh, that's Nuria. Nuria's here.
- That guy?

- The other one's here too.
- Hi!

- [Valeria] The other one is here too.
- Who?

[Valeria] The one that...
I'll tell you later.

- [Nuria] Finally!
- [Nerea] Hello!

- Everyone, this is Nuria!
- [Valeria] Hi!

- How are you?
- [Nuria] Pleased to meet you.

- It's so good to meet you.
- Yes, yes! [laughs awkwardly]

Well, uh, why don't we have a drink? Yeah.

- Bye!
- [Nerea] Bye!

- Thank you for coming. You look beautiful.
- Aw, thank you!

You really look amazing.

Hey, Georgina, where are you going?

Uh, just a moment. I'll be back.
Order me a drink, I...

You have to go with Lola!
Why aren't you following... Georgina!

- Uh, this is crazy.
- So crazy.

- Uh, I'm gonna find Borja.
- Okay.

- [Carmen] All right.
- Go.

- [chuckles]
- Uh...

You want to get something to drink?

- Oh my God, yes.
- Let's go. [laughs]

- How are things? How are you?
- Good, man.

- Where's Lola?
- I don't know.

She's been all over the place.

♪ Muero por tocarte
En esta noche oscura, bebe ♪

♪ Tu cuerpo será la adicción
Que no hay como resolver ♪

♪ Provocas extrema emoción ♪

♪ A la lluvia le pones color ♪

♪ Y me desconcentra el sabor de tus labios
Yo te quiero comer... ♪

We should look for a storage room,
go home, or stop.

- I can't...
- No! You look so handsome.

And the hormones
are making me crazy for you, Borja.

Yeah, I could tell when you started
crying in front of everybody.

- Ugh! Shut up.
- [laughs]

Do you think they assumed I'm pregnant?

No, I think they assumed
you were having a psychotic episode.

- Hey, stop it!
- [laughs]

I just don't want everyone
to find out about it yet.

I... What if I'm not able to do it all?

I kick butt at my job.
I'm so happy doing what I do.

I don't want to give up
any of that yet because...

- [sighs]
- What? What?

It's not gonna happen.
We'll be able to handle everything.

And, if you need it,
I can ask for a reduction in my hours

to make things a bit easier for you.

- Do you mean that?
- Yes.

[sighs]

- I love you!
- I love you.

- What a surprise!
- [Borja] Hey, man!

- [laughs] It's the office lovebirds. Hah!
- [both chuckle]

- What are you doing here?
- I was thinkin' that too.

Oh, I came with a friend of mine.

- Oh?
- Who works with the birthday girl.

I thought this party would be boring
because I didn't know anyone.

- And look at me now!
- Lucky you.

- Yeah!
- Oh, no, we have to celebrate.

- I'd like a round of sh*ts, please, sir.
- No.

Chin chin.

- Uh... [laughs]
- For you!

- Oh, great.
- Chin chin.

- Chin chin!
- Thanks a lot.

- Chin chin.
- [colleague] Down the hatch.

- [Borja] All right.
- [Carmen] Down the hatch.

Ah.

[groans]

- [chuckles]
- Nerves of steel on this chick.

- Doesn't even blink.
- Oh yeah.

- You scared the bejeezus outta me today.
- [Carmen] Oh.

All that stuff
you said about breastfeeding?

- Sure. Yeah.
- [colleague] And you, girl!

You know, I think the same as you
because... equality. I'm into equality.

No male chauvinism, no feminism.
Equality. You know?

- Yeah.
- Oh, hey, pour me another round.

[Bruno laughing]

I can't get over
walking in on Lola's vag*na.

- What?
- What an introduction.

[Valeria laughs] Yeah!

- Ugh.
- [both cough]

When you got so serious about it,

I wasn't sure if I should be frightened
or really horny.

Well, I think, sometimes,
one has to be serious and direct.

- Oh, you're so direct.
- Yes.

- Yeah, you're direct.
- I'm direct?

- Are you direct?
- Yeah, I'm direct.

[laughs] You're magnificent.

♪ ...do is the fame ♪

♪ And how you're thinkin'
I should change my name... ♪

- [Lola] ...do that. No, wait! That's crazy!
- [Quique] Like this.

- Hi!
- Happy birthday.

Víctor! [laughs]

Okay. Quique, Víctor. Víctor, Quique.

- What's up?
- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, likewise.
- Oh! A present for me?

Let's put it there with the rest.
I'll be right back.

- [Víctor] Everything all right?
- [laughs] It's great.

That's the hot new guy at the office,
and I'm going to f*ck him. [laughs]

- You good?
- [Víctor] Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

- [Lola] Do you want a sh*t?
- [Víctor] Sure.

- [Nerea] Hello.
- [Víctor] Hey, Nerea. How are you?

Ooh, hey!

Boo! [laughs]

- [sighs]
- [Nerea] I'm so sorry.

I thought it would
just take a minute, but...

Don't worry about it.

It's just I don't know anyone,
and I got a bit overwhelmed, but...

- Well, right now you're with me.
- Of course.

[Georgina] Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

Sorry.

The Lola from the photo booth is broken.

[Nerea] Oh. One... One sec.

I'm just letting you know
we can't do photos there. We can't fix it.

- No no, we'll be able to fix it.
- We won't be able to fix it.

- [Nerea] Yes.
- [Georgina] It can't be fixed.

Of course it can. Just a minute, please.
Have a better attitude, Georgina.

- [Nuria] Do you want me to come?
- One moment.

- [Georgina] What with?
- Hi.

- [Nerea] Glue, tape, whatever it takes.
- Thanks so much.

- [colleague] For you!
- [Borja] No.

- No, no.
- [colleague] Chin chin.

Come on, honey. Chin chin.

- Chin!
- [Carmen] Down the hatch!

- Down the hatch!
- Come on, please.

[gulps] One more.

[groans]

[coughing and laughing]

- Brrrr! [coughs]
- [colleague] Another.

- [Borja] No.
- [Carmen] Not another.

- [colleague] Yes!
- [both] Not another one.

- No, Sebas. We're going to dance a little.
- Another one!

Yes, we're going dancing. Come. Bye!

- Aah! Voilà.
- ♪ Venía a decirte ♪

- ♪ Que bailaras a mi lado... ♪
- [both cough]

[gasps] My favorite song.

- Let's dance! Come on!
- Coming, coming!

♪ Lo siento, no sabía
Que ya había quien se muera por ti ♪

♪ Pero no me compadezcas
Porque asumo la derrota ♪

♪ Y es que tú eres tan perfecta
Y yo solo un perfecto idiota ♪

♪ Que se vuelve tan pequeño
Diminuto, casi nada por ti ♪

♪ Y tú bailando, bailando, bailando ♪

♪ Y yo llorando, llorando por ti ♪

♪ Me voy muriendo mientras bailas ♪

♪ Me voy muriendo mientras bailas ♪

[sound fading]
♪ Y tú bailando, bailando, bailando ♪

[muffled] ♪ Y yo llorando
Sufriendo de amor ♪

♪ Me voy muriendo mientras bailas ♪

♪ Me voy muriendo mientras bailas ♪

[sound returns]
♪ Y tú bailabas y no sabías ♪

♪ Que el mundo entero se destruía ♪

♪ Que al veros juntos, por un segundo ♪

♪ En lo más profundo ♪

♪ Fue el fin del mundo ♪

♪ El fin del mundo-o ♪

♪ El fin del mundo ♪

♪ El fin del mundo-o ♪

♪ El fin del mundo ♪

♪ El fin del mundo-o ♪

♪ El fin del mundo ♪

♪ El fin del mundo-o ♪

♪ El fin del mundo ♪

♪ El fin del mundo-o ♪

♪ El fin del mundo ♪

♪ El fin del mundo-o ♪

RAI - I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK,
BUT I HEARD IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOLA.
I HOPE YOU KEEP MAKING PEOPLE SMILE.

[muffled cheering and whistling]

Víctor hasn't said anything to me
all night.

I caught him looking at me,
so he's aware I'm here.

Should I say hi
and act like everything's normal?

Or would it be better... [gasps]

Lola? You all right?

- Well, it's just... I mean, I...
- [Nerea] Lola. How's it going?

How's the party? Everything good? I told
the catering there couldn't be gluten.

No! Don't tell me the canapés have gluten.

No. Everything is perfect.

Okay, okay. Why are you so serious?

It's just...

[Carmen] Nerea, quick thing.

Can you ask them
to please stop serving sh*ts?

- Borja is so wasted.
- [laughs]

- No.
- sh*t.

It's bad luck the idiot from the office
and you have a mutual friend.

Uh, is something wrong?

No. Nothing.

- [Carmen] Oh...
- Absolutely nothing.

I am super happy. It's my birthday.

I plucked the gray hair out of my p*ssy.

I'm flirting with
the most attractive guy in the office.

So all of you can just chill out
for one minute and enjoy my party.

Yeah, we should.
I should not be hung up on Víctor.

If he's been looking at me all night
and hasn't said anything, why should I?

- Yeah! Yes!
- Exactly. Sure.

I'm going to solve the drinking problem

because Borja is one rum and Coke
away from a conga.

Okay. Yeah.

Hmm. You?

What? I'm doing just great.

- Yeah.
- I'm sure, but your girlfriend isn't.

You kinda abandoned her.

Your girlfriend? Nuria?

[Nerea] Oh. Yes, yes.

I was gonna see her right now.

- Uh-huh.
- [laughs] Yeah.

- Okay.
- Ladies. Let's have fun.

- [Carmen] Fun! Yeah.
- [Lola] Hell, yeah!

[all grunting]

[all] Raaaaaah!

I'm back!

Are you having a good time?

Mm. I'm great.

I know. I'm sorry.
I know I abandoned you, but this is work.

I'll be more attentive. Hmm?

Okay. Why don't we get two more?

- Yeah?
- Let's go. Ah, hey.

I gotta go get the cake out,
but you better order them. Hmm?

Georgina. Georgina! Get the cake!

This girl is a disaster. Be right back.
But order. One minute.

[Nuria] Are you serious?

- What are you doing?
- Want one?

Okay, please stop. Come with me.

- [guests] ♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪
- [Lola giggles]

- ♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪
- [woman 1] Gorgeous!

♪ Happy birthday, dear Lola ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
- [woman 2] We love you!

- ♪ To you ♪
- [woman 3] We love you!

[cheering and applause]

Whoooo!

[woman 4] Happy birthday!

I'd like to say a couple of words
to Lola on her birthday.

I'll k*ll you if it's embarrassing.

- [giggles]
- [Víctor] Don't worry.

[sighs]

"Lolita, light of my life,
fire of my loins..."

That's the beginning of Lolita,
by Nabokov.

- [Víctor] I think...
- I don't know. I read it a long time ago.

...when I tell you
you're a very special person.

You're generous, fun,

and, above all... [chuckles]

...you give the best advice.

I want you to know how much it means to me
that I can be here with you on your 30th.

- [sobs]
- And, on behalf of all of us...

- We love you, Lola.
- [laughs]

- And I love you, assholes, I love you!
- [cheering]

- [Lola giggles]
- [whistling and applause]

Okay, so now, and before I start crying,

it's time to eat some p*ssy,

which is something some of you
should do much more often.

[laughter]

Thank you for coming, and have fun!

[cheering and whistling]

[pop song starts]

- Whoo!
- [Lola] Whoo-ooh!

[Nuria] Hello.

[sighs]

Oh, Nuria, finally.

Finally, I'm done.

- What is it?
- I'm leaving.

Yeah? [sighs]

What's wrong?

You left me all alone all night,
even when I asked you not to.

Thank you so much.

I'm working. I wouldn't be able to spend
all night with you even if I wanted to.

[Georgina] Sorry.

She's the party's photographer.
Managing her is another part of my job.

Nerea, I know it all.

When you were late
to lunch with my parents,

it's because you were with her,
weren't you?

- I was working.
- Oh, I'm sure.

Pardon me, can you get the coat?

Sorry, I grabbed the wrong battery.

- [Nuria] Thanks.
- Come on.

- Nuria, don't leave, it's not...
- Nerea, let me be clear.

I want a partner,
but I can't do it like this.

- Okay. Can't we talk about it?
- No. It's over.

You take care, okay?

♪ Dry your eyes and fix your face... ♪

- [Carmen] Why don't we put... Careful!
- No, I'm fine!

- You'll hurt yourself.
- I'm fine! [laughs]

- Yes, I can tell.
- Just perfect.

I haven't seen you this plastered
since New Year's Eve.

Hmm, sure,
because now I have to drink for two.

- [laughs]
- For three! For three, a lot of drinking.

Hey, listen to me.

Thank you for supporting me in everything.

- Mmph.
- Even drinking half of Scotland dry.

- You'll be a m*therf*cking good mother.
- Hmm!

- So f*cking good!
- Yeah, yeah.

- Really! [chuckles]
- No, no. no. Done, done. You're finished.

- Right? Yes.
- All right.

Yeah.

This time, I chose the right one to marry.

[laughs] What's that?
What do you mean by that?

Oh. [sighs]

I... No. I'll tell you another day,
because now I'm not myself,

about Margarita, my ex.

Uh...

I was this close to marrying her, and...

[laughs]

Dodged a bul...

- Imagine my mother!
- Mm.

When she found out I left her? Pffft!
You can imagine how upset she was, right?

I mean, good thing I left her
because, so crazy...

If I hadn't left her,
I wouldn't have met you.

- Yeah.
- I wouldn't have met you.

Sure.

[sighs] I'm gonna take a nap
for five minutes.

Mm-hmm.

- Then we'll go home, yeah?
- Yeah.

- [Valeria] Wait. Don't move. Don't laugh.
- [Bruno] Please!

- One moment. I'm almost done.
- Stop!

- There!
- Wait. Give me that.

- I'll inspect your work in the bathroom.
- I'm going outside.

- I need some fresh air.
- [Bruno] Okay, great.

- Hey.
- Hey.

So where is that guy?

That guy's name is Bruno.

He's your boyfriend, right?

Something like that.

- Something like that.
- Mm.

- I thought you didn't like flings.
- [chuckles]

And I was sure
you didn't like to define relationships.

I really miss you.

- Víctor, no.
- Yes.

I miss you every day.

Every hour.

And what helped get me through it
was knowing that you missed me too.

But I can't rely on that.

Tell me that I'm wrong.

You don't miss me?

No?

♪ Me hiciste preguntarme ♪

♪ Si era verdad mi amor ♪

♪ Por la vida y el color ♪

♪ Por el trazo o el sabor ♪

♪ Vendí mi alma... ♪

[Valeria] Shall we?

♪ No hubo opción ♪

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOLA

♪ Sentí como reían... ♪

- I'm going.
- [Lola] What do you mean going?

- Already? No.
- It's late.

No! No. For you, it's never late. No. No!

Want a better present
than the one I gave you?

Yeah?

Don't ever be as stupid
or as arrogant as me.

You'll only end up pushing away
the people you care about the most.

♪ Para qué bailaba ♪

♪ Para quién cantaba ♪

♪ Para tus sucios trapos ♪

♪ Pa' tus mentiras claras... ♪

Before you go, you wanna get a drink?

I can't. I'll send the pictures
when they're ready.

♪ Bailé muchas más noches ♪

♪ Te canté hasta que me ahogué ♪

♪ Te tapabas los oídos ♪

♪ Como si no pudieras ver ♪

♪ Por verte y no sentir que era barato ♪

♪ Comprar mi amor... ♪

- You wanna go to my house?
- ♪ El valor ♪

♪ Para qué bailaba ♪

♪ Para quién cantaba ♪

♪ Para tus sucios trapos ♪

♪ Pa' tus mentiras claras ♪

Maybe it's this one.

Yeah, it is.

♪ Para qué bailaba ♪

♪ Para quién cantaba... ♪

Hey, I'm going to stay in a hotel.

But weren't you staying at my place?

Not until you're sure.

[Valeria] Just... Just a second, please.

[Bruno] Your chapter
with Víctor isn't finished.

You believe love is like a novel,
but it has nothing to do with it.

- If you're angry about what happened...
- No, I'm not angry. Everything's fine.

[horns beeping]

I really like you, Valeria.

But you can't begin a new path
before you've finished the old one.

I'm not in love.

But I could be, one day.

Are we through?

No.

This is the greatest act of love
that I'm able to give.

I'll let you decide for yourself.

♪ She looked just like a gummy bear, uh ♪

♪ She looked just like a gummy bear do ♪

♪ She's sweet
Just like a gummy bear too... ♪

Bye.

♪ In the morning when you lazy lay ♪

♪ And sends a picture just to say
"Hi-hi, baby, bye-byе!" ♪

♪ She looked just like a gummy bеar, uh ♪

♪ She looked just like a gummy bear do ♪

♪ She's sweet just like a gummy bear too ♪

♪ So sweet, so sweet ♪

♪ A gummy bear ♪

- ♪ Take me higher ♪
- ♪ So sweet, so sweet ♪

- ♪ Life is but a dream... ♪
- [siren wailing]

♪ Wake me up on Monday ♪

♪ Do it gently ♪

♪ While she moves
She got me in the groove ♪

♪ Dancin' all around my mind ♪

♪ She only sh**t color ♪

♪ m*ssile with the black and white ♪

♪ She gets sushi Friday nights ♪

♪ Yeah, she knows just what she likes ♪

♪ When we're chillin' in my car
Her hands are never far away ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ The kind of girl that makes you late ♪

♪ In the morning when you lazy lay ♪

♪ And sends a picture just to say
"Hi-hi, baby, bye-bye!" ♪

♪ She looked just like a gummy bear, uh ♪

♪ She looked just like a gummy bear do ♪

♪ She's sweet just like a gummy bear too ♪

- ♪ Hi-hi, baby, bye-bye! ♪
- ♪ A gummy bear ♪

- ♪ Take me higher ♪
- ♪ So sweet, so sweet ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

♪ Wake me up on Monday ♪

♪ Do it gently ♪

♪ She looked just like a gummy bear, uh ♪

♪ She looked just like a gummy bear do ♪

♪ She's sweet just like a gummy bear too ♪

♪ So sweet, so sweet ♪

♪ A gummy bear ♪

♪ Do it gently ♪