01x11 - Jake And The Big Book/Blacktrunk's Magic Stone

[bunniefuu]

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Explore the jungle,
swing from vines ♪

♪ Climb a mountain,
run with lions ♪

♪ Secret tunnels
and ancient ruins ♪

♪ Don't you worry
we'll be there soon ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ That's what you say ♪

♪ When you're having
a thumpin' day ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ Hip hip hooray! ♪

♪ Get ready for
a thumping day ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Ears a' flapping,
now don't be late ♪

♪ We've got new memories
to make ♪

♪ Adventure calling
from near and far ♪

♪ In the kingdom of king babar ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ That's what you say ♪

♪ When you're having
a thumpin' day ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ Hip hip hooray! ♪

♪ Get ready for
a thumping day! ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom! ♪

Babar:
then, just before
the flash flood

Carried me away,

Cornelius swung down
on a rope

Suspended from a blimpliner

And pulled me to safety!

Wow! Yeah!

That's what I'd do,
too!

Yay, cornelius!

Babar:
yes, he was very brave!

The only problem was...

He swung us right over
a nasty bunch of thorn bushes!

[Laughing]

Jake:
king babar,

I love it when you tell stories
from your book!

My favourites
are the funny ones!

[Laughing]

I imagine they are!

And much as I'd love
to read more,

I'm afraid I must attend
to some work.

Badou: thanks, papi!
Chiku: thanks!

Munroe:
great story!

Whoa!

Yeah!

Whoo-hooo!

Oof!

Wha!

Ungh!

Your papi's the best,
badou!

I wish I had a magic book
of stories.

Agh!

It's not a magic book,
jake.

It's a memory book.

A memory book?

Sure, jake! Sure!

Why do you think
it's full of stories

About the king and queen
and cornelius

And my mom and dad

And rataxes
and heropotamus and-

Munroe:
everyone the king knows.

So...
Anybody can get into it?

Badou:
not just anybody.

You gotta do something
my papi

Thinks is worth remembering.

Whoa!

Like saving
the king's life!

Hiii-ya!

[Karate grunts]

Chiku:
or inventing something great!

Badou:
or discovering a lost city!

[Gasps]

Whoooooooaah!

Whoooooooaah!

Whoa!

Munroe:
I don't think you'll
get into the book

By being accident-prone,
jake!

C'mon, guys!
Let's play some kicker ball!

[Laughing]

I'm not accident-prone.

And I am so going
to get into that book.

Badou:
coming to the bazaar today
was a great idea, papi!

[Sniffs this air]

Mmm! I know something that
would make it even better!

[Gasps]

Hiii-ya!

[Fighting grunt]

Had an itch like that
once myself.

Try rolling in dead fish.

It helps.

[Gasps]

[Gasps]
oh no you don't!

[Gasps]

[Splat]

Jake!

I saw him, 'bu!

He was going to hit
the king with the pot!

Wasn't he?

Monsieur la fraise:
preposterous! Ridiculous!

Why would I hurt my king?

Babar:
my dear monsieur la fraise,
I am so sorry.

Jake, monsieur la fraise
and my papi

Have been friends for years.

Monsieur la fraise:
please remove
this berry squisher

From my stall!

Guess I didn't save
the king's life then, did i?

Huh?

Never mind.
It was a dumb idea.

My king,
you are strawberry-splashed!

[Chuckles]
it's a good thing strawberry
is one of my favorite smells!

Hey, maybe that'll work.

Smell ya later, 'bu!

Jake?

Aha! I'll invent a smell
sprayer!

[Spray whooshes]

All:
[gasping, gagging, hacking]

What in my kingdom
is that?

Crocodylus:
my nose! That smell!

I'm suffering from stinkitis!

Save me!

Even the crocs
can't stand it.

Clear the path!

What could cause
such a remarkable odour?

Jake:
ain't it great?

It's my new invention,
the smell-a-roma sprayer!

Do you like it?

[Coughing]

Gaaaah! Stop!

That smells worse than
my nephewcompoop's feet!

Huh?

Jake:
you don't like it.

Ah... It might be just
a little potent, jake.

[Sighs]

But I mixed in

All my favourite
yummy smells:

Old fish, spink weed,
onions, rotten fruit.

There was something else too.

Sweaty socks.
They're great for chewing on.

[Growls]

[Sighs]
the king really didn't
like it, huh?

Um... He said he thought
you'd discovered

A whole new kind of stink.

Yeah, but that isn't gonna
get me into...

Hey, wait!

Discovering something!
Maybe that'll work!

Jake, what's going on?

Can't talk now, 'bu!
Got things to discover!

Thanks!

Let me help you
get rid of that.

Badou said I could get into
the book

By discovering a lost city.

So, haunted gold mines
of gaxx... Here I come!

Just... Which way?

This is actually
pretty cool, 'bu.

Jake made it by himself?
All alone?

Yeah. He's been acting
kinda strange today.

I thought if he knew
his invention really worked,

Maybe he'd feel better.

All we have to do is
switch the stinky stuff

For nice smelling stuff.

Wild flowers.
Bananas. Chocolate.

Chocolate would be good!

First let's find a swamp to
dump out all the stink in.

There must be
a hidden entrance

To the mines around
here somewhere.

[Nearby, animals squawk]

[Gasps]

Why are you pulling apart
my jungle?

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!

[Chuckles]

[Roars]

Ahhhhhhhh!

What do you think?

[Sniffs]
ah-choo!

[Laughs]

[Laughing]

Jake:
ahhhhhhh!

Badou:
jake!

Three more tame towners?

All:
aaaahhhhhhhhh!

Oh no! Guys!

[Battle yell]

Munroe, don't!

Ahhhhh!

Oof!

[Snarls]

Aahhh!

Whoaaa!

Oof!

Whoa!

[Snarls]

Ahhhh!

You came back.

That was very brave,
little fox.

It just wasn't very smart!

[Growls]

[Spray hisses]

[Spitting]

Gaaaah! Spink weed!
Onions!

Don't forget
the sweaty socks!

[Sniffs]
it's in my fur!

The smell is in
my beautiful fur!

Yeah, and if you don't
wash it off right away,

You'll, uh...
You'll stink like that forever!

My fur!

My lovely fur!

[Cheering]

Jake!
That was amazing!

Fast thinking, jake!
Monkey fast!

You got sleek
with some pee-yoo fu!

[Laughing]

Jake, are you okay?

Sure, 'bu. I'm okay.

Badou:
so I rolled under her
and when she came at me...

Jake grabbed
his smell-a-roma sprayer!

He got sleek -
psssst! -

Right in the kisser.

You should be very proud,
jake.

Badou:
yeah! So how come the sad face?

What's wrong?

Everything!

The king didn't need saving

And I didn't invent
anything great

Or discover a lost city!

I'll never get into
your memory book.

Not even if I live to be

Three hundred and twenty-eleven
years old!

My memory book?

Jake, were you doing
all of that

To get into my memory book?

Yes, sir.

[Laughing]

All that effort

To do something you've done
a dozen times over?

Huh?

Jake, you're already in
papi's memory book.

I thought you knew that!

I am?

But I haven't done anything
big or important.

I'm just a little fox.

Just a little fox?

Not in this king's opinion.
Here!

"A young orphaned fox
has come to the palace,

Causing quite a stir!"

Remember that, jake?

It was one of
the best days ever!

Especially when you asked
cornelius to look after me!

Babar:
"jake fills up a lonely heart

With lots of love
and laughter."

Here is one of my favourites.

Wow.

Babar:
I think it's time for
a brand new entry in my book.

I'll call it...

"The fox
and the stinky leopard."

I haven't heard
that one before.

Oh! You mean me
and sleek.

Babar:
exactly.

Once, there was a young fox
named jake.

You know, this may be
the funniest story

I've ever written down.

[Laughs]
I like the funny ones.

Munroe:
arrgh! You scaliwag!
Walk the plank!

You didn't say "please,"
munroe.

Pirates don't say
"please."

Now into the drink
with ya!

Badou:
stop, ya scurvy pirate!

Munroe:
captain badou!

[Pretend fighting grunts]

Whoa! Whoo!

Got it at last!

Pirate blacktrunk's
treasure map!

Whoooaa! Ooof!

I mean... Splash!

Jake:
blacktrunk's very own map?!

Blacktrunk is
my very favourite pirate, 'bu.

I know all his stories.

Well, this says his treasure

Is ten paces over
from the big tree.

Ten paces?! Wow!

What's a "pace"?

C'mon, we'll show you.

All:
one... Two... Three...
Four... Five...

Munroe:
six... Seven...

Jake:
eight... Nine...

Badou:
ten!

Jake:
maybe blacktrunk buried
three treasures.

Huh?
An old bamboo stick?

That might be part of
blacktrunk's spyglass.

When blacktrunk
looked into it,

He could see all the way
to tomorrow!

What do you see in
your future, munroe?

A sunday night bath
and finishing my homework.

Wow! So it is real!

What did you dig up, 'bu?

Nothing but this dirty
old feather.

That could be from blacktrunk's
magical seagull cloak!

One day, this big wave
knocked him overboard

And then sharks came after him,

But they couldn't get him

'Cuz he flew away
in his magical cloak.

I can't wait to see
what I find.

[Jake gasps]

Awww. It's just a stone.

Why didn't blacktrunk
leave me any treasure?

But jake,
that's a blue stone.

And everybody knows
that blacktrunk

Had a magic blue stone!

I think you found blacktrunk's
most special treasure.

Whoever finds the blue stone
gets three wishes.

I never heard that
blacktrunk story before!

Three wishes?
Really, 'bu?

Badou, are you sure jake knows
this is all make-believe?

Huh? Sure he does.

What should I wish for, bu?

I know!
A giant octopus!

Or my very own gold
pirate ship!

Uh, jake, y'know that blacktrunk
didn't really-

[Stomach growls loudly]

[Chuckles]
'scuse me!

Digging up blacktrunk's stone
made me hungry.

Hey! I know!
I wish for a big picnic!

[Sighs]

There's all kinds of food
in the jungle.

We can give jake a picnic.

Badou...

You saw how sad
he looked

When he didn't find
any treasure.

C'mon! It'll be fun.

A picnic with all
my favourite food:

Coconut-coated grubs,

Stinkerberry and banana stew,

Brussels sprouts,
mashed onions,

Spink-weed-and-spider salad.
Yum!

Nothing? Stinkies!

Did I do something wrong,
'bu?

No, jake, it's just um...

Picnics take place on land
and...

Ah, on a pirate ship
you see land from...

The crow's nest,

Way up on top of the mast!

Right! So this wish
can only be granted

If you wish it
from a crow's nest.

Jake:
I can do that!

He can do that.

You grab the stuff
and I'll put it together.

Just hurry, okay?

We have to have it
all ready

By the time
jake gets back.

Ungh!

Who... Uhhn.. Glued on...
These bananas?

Whooooaaa!

Ahhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Perfect!

Munroe:
ahhhhhhhh! Oof!

Badou: [groaning]
why don't you go...
Find some stinkerberries?

Munroe:
arrr...

[Sniffing]

Hello?

[Crows caw]

I knew this was the place!

Ugh! Stinkerberries.

Whooooooah!

[Crash]

Huh? Where'd they go?

[Banging]

Yeee-owch!

[Angry grunt]

Agh!

Hmm...

Jake:
unnnggghh!

Crow's nest?
Check!

Magic blue stone?
Yep!

Picnic wish?
Wished for!

I did it, 'bu!
I found a crow's nest and...

And woooooow!
My wish came true!

[Inhales]

Mmm!

Spink weed-and-spider salad!

Mashed onions!

Everything smells delicious!

Everything smells
like jake.

Hey! That's right!

And that gives me
a great idea, munroe!

It does?

Jake:
food tastes better

When you're not sniffing soap
and shampoo.

Blech!
So for my second wish...

I wish that you guys
would smell just like me!

Huh?

So why isn't it
working yet?

Because, er...

Stinky pirates got left
on deserted islands.

So you need to make
your second wish...

Um, from a deserted island!

Deserted island?

I know where I can find one!

He wants us to smell
as bad as he does?

I guess we can use
the extra spink weed.

That stuff would clear
a room full of skunks.

No. No way. No how.

C'mon!
Jake would do it for you!

Remember when you fell off
the dock at big lake?

Who jumped in
and pulled you out

Even though he hates water?

Jake.

And when you got caught
in the pull trap

And were hanging from a tree?

Who chewed through
the vine to let you down?

Jake.

And then there was the time-

Okay, okay.
Give me some of that.

Yuck!

Ewww!

There! Happy?

Your turn.

[Sighs]

I wish that badou and munroe
smelled like me.

I wish it.
I wish it.

[Sniffs]

Wow, badou!
You two stink great!

So let's dig in!

Uh... That's okay.
It's yours.

You wished for it.

Huh? C'mon guys,

You gotta help me eat it.

I don't think
all this food'll

Fit in my tummy.

Yeah, too bad

There isn't anybody else here
to eat it.

Hey! That's a great idea,
munroe!

Stop doing that!

I wish I could share this picnic
with the whole palace.

You wish what?

This is your very last wish,
jake.

It should be what you want most
in the world.

That is a pretty
important wish.

Okay, yes!

I wish, I wish, I wish.

What do I have to do
to make it happen, 'bu?

Uh...
It'll be a royal picnic

So... You'll need a flag.

A pirate's flag.

I'm on it!

Finding this stone's

The best thing
that's ever happened to me!

What do we do now?

I don't know.

Thinking and stinking
don't mix.

I'll take the secret tunnel

And see if I can round
anybody up.

You stay in case
jake comes back early.

Eww. What's stinking up
the tunnel?

I don't know.

Maybe it's zombie moles?

Chiku,
there's no such thing.

But just in case.

Badou:
meet me in the throne room.
Hurry!

Why? So you can tell us
you're allergic to soap?

[Sniffing]

Jake?

Prince badou!

Badou:
please, follow me,
cornelius.

[Sniffing]

Little prince
smelling of tasty spink weed?!

Badou:
follow me to the throne room.

I know I never should have
made up the story,

But if there was such a thing
as blacktrunk's magic stone,

I really wish you'd all come
to jake's picnic. Please?

Ambassadors don't do pic-nics.

I have to study, 'bu.

Um.. Big test tomorrow on...
Uh...

I'm staying a leopard's leap

Away from those
brussel sprouts.

Yuck!

Your majesties,
with your permission,

I will attend jake's soiree.

But you understand,
prince badou,

That royal decorum
makes it impossible

For the king and queen
to attend.

Now, if you'll show me
where this... Er,

Feast is being held.

Jake's gonna be so disappointed

And it's all my fault.

Spink weed or not,

Who'd want to attend
that kind of ick-nic?

My dear, have we ever tried
coconut-covered grubs?

[Chuckles]

Stinkerberries
and banana stew...

Hmm. Not bad.

Jake:
ta-da!

This was easy!

I just drew it
on a piece of cardboard.

Where is everybody?

Are they going to jump out
and yell surprise?

Badou:
sorry, jake.
I'm afraid that, well...

Nobody else is coming,
are they?

Oh, there, there,
lad.

It's just...
You seemed so sad

When you couldn't find
a treasure.

So the blue stone
wasn't really magic?

And I never really
had three wishes?

Babar:
you don't need
three wishes

To be with friends
and family, jake!

Chiku:
ta-da!

Zawadi:
wow!

Badou:
tusktastic!

Hey, everybody!
Hungry?

Famished!

[Disgusted]
ugh...

It helps if you smell
worse than the food.

Eww!

[Disgusted moans]

Do you like spink weed salad,
mr. Ambassador?

Wouldn't be here
otherwise.

Mmm!

What are these crunchy bits?

The spiders!
Yummy, huh?

[Gagging]

Jake, I'm really sorry
about making up the story

About the wishes.

I just wanted
to cheer you up.

But my wishes
all came true, 'bu!

I bet not even ol' blacktrunk
had a feast this good!

Coconut-coated grub,
my dear.

After you, babar.

[Chuckles]

Mmm. Delicious.

[Laughs]

[Laughing]

Avast, ya hungry pirate pals!

Haul anchor and dive in!

Arr!

Badou:
arr!

All:
arr!