01x17 - Ruby Rumpus/Dandy Andi

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♪♪

Rataxes:
gently now!

Don't scuff it.

Oh!

[Chuckles]

I win!

Best two out of three!

Hi, deb mouse.

What brings you out?

Hi ya, badou.

I came to see lady rataxes
before she leaves.

Isn't she beautiful?

don't you just love
her purple hat!

Uh... Yeah.

Race you to that potted palm!

Huh? Hey!

[Sloppy eating sounds,
loud belch]

[Munches and hums a tune]

[Laughter]

[Gasps and screams]

Lady rataxes:
whaaaaaaaa!

My little ragweed blossom!

[Cart crash,
lady rataxes screams]

[Dazed moaning]

My little coconut husk!

I win! Ha-haaah!

Huh?

Babar:
lady rataxes,
are you all right?

Cro-co-dylus!

You ridiculous reptile!

You... You...

Croco-klutz!

Dear lady, I beg you
to accept my absolute-

Be gone!

Ahhh! Huh! Whoa!

Oh!

Lady rataxes:
humph!

[Gasps]

Are you all right, grammie?

Oh, dear boy!

You are so sweet
to help me.

I'll survive.

Here you are,
my royal rose thorn!

Aahhhhh!

My rhinoceruby!

It's gone!

Stolen!

Ah!

[Gasps] what?

[Grunts and gasps]

That's terrible!

lady rataxes:
this is an outrage!

The rhinoceruby
is my greatest treasure!

I keep it with me
in my handbag always!

I've ordered an extensive
search of the palace

And the grounds.

Let's just stay calm
and not overreact.

Overreact?!

We rhinos never overreact.

Tell them, ratty!

Well, that's right!

I'm warning you, babar!

the friendship between
your kingdom and mine

Will be history
if the jewel isn't returned

By the time our blimpliner
departs!

It'll be more helpful
if we worked together

To figure out what happened.

We can do that too,
rhudi.

We can work together
to find the ruby.

I'll check the crime scene.

You question witnesses.

Okay.

But I'm gonna find it
first!

cornelius:
search the lady's route.

Perhaps she dropped
the ruby

On her way through
the palace.

Ah, ambassador...

Yes?

Uh, you were present

At the time
the theft was discovered.

I was at the refreshment
table!

You can't accuse me-

I just want to know
what you saw.

This incident could undo

Of elephant-rhino relations.

Really?

How can I help?

Tell me what you saw.

Badou:
hey, cornelius!

Rhudi and I are gonna find
the ruby.

Bravo, little prince.

Where were you
when the ruby was stolen?

In the kitchen!

Making a twelfth tray
of paper-wrapped

Peanut poppers
for madame!

And... You!

What do you know
about the missing ruby?

That we're going to find it,
young master!

And... You!

Oh. Heh.

Sorry, grandpop.

Hmm.

Did I hear someone mention
paper-wrapped peanut poppers?

[Camera shutter clicks]

Hmm...
Maybe the ruby went...

Aha!

A cherry caramel.

Mmm!

...and as I sampled
the spink weed salad,

I heard the lady scream!

Thank you, ambassador.

Poor boy!

What a tragedy
your grandmother's

Been forced to endure.

Uh huh.

Do you think the elephants
will find her ruby?

Oh! You can't depend
on the elephants for anything.

But I guess it is hard
to find a little jewel box

In such a big palace!

Nonsense!

Anybody with eyes
and a brain

Should be able to spot
a pink box like that.

Hey?
How'd ya know it was pink?

[Stammers]
i, uh... Um...

Pink is such a flattering
colour for a rhino,

Don't you agree?

Now I must be going!

Hm?

[Sniffing]

Spink weed!

Badou and rhudi:
whaaa!

Ugh!

What's the hurry?
Find a clue?

None of your business!
Did you?

Rhudi, we're supposed
to be working together

To find the ruby.

Hmph!

Okay, how about this?

We say it at the same time.

on three.

One, two, three!

[In unison]
crocodylus!

[Shocked gasps]

My grammie never shows
anyone outside the family

Her jewel box,

But crocodylus
knew it was pink!

There's spink weed stains
on your grammie's handbag.

Crocodylus ate spink weed
salad!

[Gasps]
there he is!

You go tell our papis!

I'll follow him!

It's my grammie's ruby!

I'll follow him.

Gimme some room.

Badou:
rhudi! Find your own spy spot.

Uh oh!
[Baggage clatters]

He's gone.

Deb mouse!

Did you see which way
the ambassador went?

Sorry, badou.
I wasn't looking.

I found this great piece
of cloth somebody threw away.

I'm making a lady rataxes
style hat!

Okay, so we agree:

We both follow him
this time!

Right!

And as soon as we see
he really has the ruby,

We both call the guards!

Right!

But I'm still gonna find it
first!

Gimme some room!

Rhudi! It's not big enough
for both of us up here!

[Baggage clatters,
badou and rhudi scream]

Badou:
stop!

[Gasps]

rataxes:
we are out of patience, babar!

[Gasps]

Badou:
ambassador!

Crocodylus:
ah! [Murmurs]

i found it!

I found the ruby!

Ah!

Found it!
But... But... But...!

My dear lady,

I have the pleasure
of returning

Your beloved rhinoceruby!

He didn't find it!

He just doesn't wanna
get caught with it.

If you hadn't given us away
back there,

We would've nabbed him.

Me?!

Ambassador crocodylus,

I always knew
you would succeed

Where our elephant hosts
couldn't.

Ahhh! Cro-co-dylus!

What?!

Thieves!

There are thieves
in the palace!

Ratty, we are leaving!

Hmph!

Now!

Let's see it!

Maybe there's a clue!

If there is, I'm using it
to find my grammie's ruby.

Well, you're running
out of time!

Nits and gnats, rhudi!

If our two papis aren't
friends anymore,

That means you can't visit.

no more swimming
in the big lake.

no more trips
to the bazaar.

Is that really
what you want?

There's no clue.

There's nothing at all.

even the insides
have been ripped out!

But we've seen
that material before!

Come on!

Do you like it, badou?

Isn't it lady rataxy-ish?

It's very pretty.

Um, where did you
get the material?

I found this old pink box
someone threw away.

Was the ruby in the box?

There was nothing
in the box

But a big red marble
I had to roll out!

Where did you roll
that big red marble?

Bet I find it first!

Bet you do.

Huh?

It's your grammie's
special treasure.

You should be the one
to give it back to her.

Rhudi:
got it!

crocodylus:
i'm going to be the one

who turns it in
to lady rataxes!

Whoops!
Oh, muck and mire!

I got it! I got it!

Ugh!

[Gasps]

[Cart squeaks]

[Triumphant laughter]

Mine!
Mine-mine-mine-mine-mine!

deb mouse:
that belongs to lady rataxes!

Hiya!

[Metallic clank,
crocodylus screams]

[Splash]

Rhudi, we are lea...

My ruby!

Uh?

[Gasps]

Ah!

[Giggles]

Your ruby, m'lady.

Lady rataxes:
thank you.

Though I'm sure
my modest rhudi

Did most of the work.

still, here.

Take, uh...

this peanut popper wrapper
as reward.

[Laughs]

Well done, boys!

A fine example of elephant
rhino cooperation,

Wouldn't you say?

Hmm...
I suppose so.

Excellent work, rhudi...

Badou.

What about crocodylus, papi.

Looks like he's still
trying to win back

the lady's good favour.

Oh!

Very stylish, my dear!

As soon as we get home
I want an outfit like that!

♪♪

Finally!

[Voracious eating sounds]

[Belches]

As I was saying, babar,

My new balloon,
the sky horn,

Is the fastest ship
in the air!

Yes, you mentioned that
quite a few times.

very impressive.

Lady rataxes:
[laughs haughtily]

Do you know
what's really impressive?

My little rhudi.

Tell them about your trip
to the mooncastle mountains!

I rocked!

I climbed to the top
of one of the peaks,

Started an avalanche...
And boom!

I rode it all the way
back to camp!

Pfft. An avalanche?

Right.
I bet...

...that was a lot of fun.

And then there was the time
i...

[Roars]

What are you doing?

Showing you how
I wrestled a lion!

A lion?

Rhudi,
I'm pals with a lion!

There's no way you could
wrestle him!

Pals with a lion!
Outrageous!

Actually,
badou is friends with a lion.

Dandy andi.
King of the savanna.

A fine fellow.

Pah!
I'd never allow my rhudi

To get away with telling
such wild stories.

[Laughs]
nice try, badou.

Anyway, let me tell you about
how I swam with the sharks

Off nibbler's reef!

[Yawns]

Yo, 'bu!

Oh, it's a glorious day.

hey, why the long trunk?

The rhinos are visiting.

Rhudi doesn't believe
that you and I are friends.

Bring little rude dude
here.

I'll give him the old...
Whazzup?!

Actually, I was thinking
maybe you could come

Visit the palace.

Uh...
Sorry, badoodoolie-dude,

But this big cat
doesn't "do" the big city.

Uhn-uhn.

Too many of those freaky
caves and doors

And locks and stuff.
[Shudders]

Caves?

You mean like houses
and buildings?

Ah...
Going inside is creepy.

What if you can't get out
again?

Nope, I don't go anywhere
where I can't see the sky.

Um... Well,

You wouldn't
have to go inside.

Just come to the palace

And I'll bring rhudi out
to you.

No caves?

No caves!
Promise.

Now will you come, andi?
Please?

be a pal!

Uhh...

Andi:
[impressed whistle]

Dude, that's as big
as a mountain!

This is my papi's palace.

It was the first thing
built in celesteville.

Andi:
but no wonder he picked
this spot!

You've got three watering
holes.

One for washing,
one for drinking,

And one for tinkling.

[Titters]

The palace has indoor plumbing.

We do all that inside.

Andi:
inside?

Ew.

Du-u-ude,
it's hugenormous!

Are you sure you don't
want to come in

And find rhudi with me?

look, you can see the sky
through the glass ceiling.

I can get out anytime I want,
no problem?

You'll, you'll make sure?

Promise.
Come on, be a pal.

All right.

I guess it won't hurt to-
whoa-whaa! Whoa-whoops!

Andi, it's okay!

Whaaaaaaaa!

[Clunk!]

[Grunts and pants]

Badou:
[heaving grunt]

Dude, what's wrong
with the ground?

It's called "tile".

It's kinda slippery
but you can walk on it.

See?

Uh huh...

Let's find little rude dude
and, uh...

And just get this over with.

Badou:
now just take it one step
at a time.

See?
You can do it.

Andi:
no- whoa-whoa!

Badou and andi:
whoaoaoaoaoaoaoa!

Agh!

Whoa, that slidey-stone stuff
is tricky!

[Relaxed sigh]

Nits and gnats!

Everybody was here
when I left.

[Groans and grunts
uncomfortably]

Oh... This is so not
a good place to nap.

Badou:
where is everybody?

[Gasps]

You know, 'bu,

Being inside
is creeping me out.

I-i think I should-

Oh, andi!
Be a pal, please!

You made it this far!
Look!

the chef has set up
for my nana's afternoon tea!

Why don't you have a snack?

A snack?

I smell chocolate and banana
soup!

Wha... What's chocolate?

[Andi's paws squeak
along the tile]

[Slurps]

Yeooow!
Hot-hot-hot!

Aahhh!

[Pained cries]

Mouf burnin'!

Mouf burnin'!

You've never had
a cooked meal before?

It's supposed to be hot.

Oh. Huh. Wow.

Fweaky.

I, I should go, badou.

No, no!
Wait, please, okay?

I've got a thumpin' new plan!

You stay here.
Don't move!

Huh?!

I'll find rhudi
and bring him to you, okay?

Five minutes!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Badou!

W-wait!

[Sighs]

[Exhales]

Okay, I can do this.

[Chuckles]

I can do five more minutes
inside

As long as I can see the...

the...

Sky.

Aahhhh!

[Pants and grunts]

Gettin' outta here!
Gettin' out!

Let me outta here!
[Pants]

Badouuu!

[Whack]

Hmm...

Lucky sh*t.

Badou:
rhudi! I've got someone
for you to meet!

Andi's here at the palace.

You mean your imaginary lion.

Hmph! Preposterous!

He's inside.
In the art gallery.

Yeah?
We'll just see about that.

Hey, hey, dude!

How do I get outta here?

Dude...!

Yo!

[Metallic clattering]

[Nervous whimpering]

[Grunting and panting]

[Metallic clanking]

What's all the noise?

Uh... Whazzup?

Guard: gaaah!
Andi: aaahhh!

Guard:
to arms! To arms!

There's a lion rampaging
through the palace!

Badou:
but he was right here!

I told him
to stay right here.

Uh huh.
Sure you did.

Lady rataxes:
your grandmother
will hear of this.

These ridiculous tales

Are making a terrible
impression

On my poor rhudi.

But andi was there!
Really!

Lady rataxes:
enough! We'll hear no more
of these lies.

Lady rataxes: lion!
Andi: get me outta here!

[Impact grunt]

The lion got badou!
What do we do?

Lord rataxes:
run!

Guard:
ah! The lion has the prince!

lord rataxes:
retreat! Retreat!

lady rataxes:
women first!

Rhudi:
and children!
Women and children!

[Clunk, material rips,
air hisses]

[Growls]

Badou:
it's okay!
Andi is my-

The prince is safe!

Drive the cat back!

Drive him back!

[Growls and roars]

Wait!

babar:
guards, stand down!

You promised.

[Growls]

What did you promise andi,
badou?

He was nervous
about being inside

Where he couldn't see
the sky.

I promised he could leave
any time he wanted.

And did you keep
that promise?

He wanted to leave.

I kept asking him
to be a pal and stay

So rhudi could see him.

I guess I wasn't
a very good friend.

I'm sorry, papi.

Babar:
I'm not the one
you should be apologizing to.

rhudi:
that, that lion was sure lucky.

If we didn't
have to go,

I'd have taught him
a lesson in manners!

Yes! Imagine that lion
thinking he could scare us!

ha! We're rhinos!

rhudi:
we're not afraid
of anything!

lady rataxes:
especially not some silly,
smelly old lion.

Rhinos:
whoa!

Mmmm...
Ramsi, skyla.

We have guests.

Rhinos:
aaahhhhh!

Distract 'em, grandpop!

I'll bring back help!
[Pants]

Hello, mr. I'm-not-afraid-
of-anything!

[Gasps]
ahhh!

[Gasps]

[Charging cry]
aaaaaaaaaah!

Rhudi! Up here!
Quick!

[Grunts of effort]

[Growls]

What do we do?

We do what you did!

We ride the avalanche!

Badou, I didn't really-

I know. Come on!

Just do what I do.

Rhudi and badou:
[grunts of effort]

Steer it this way!

[Boulder rumbles]

Lord and lady rataxes:
[screaming]

[Smash!]

Andi:
[huge roar]

This is not how we treat guests
in my kingdom, hahna!

Sorry, andi.

We were just having some fun.

Ramsi, skyla,
let's get out of here.

Dudes! Stone surfing!

Gnarly!

Ha! That was nothing.

I remember a time when...

[Laughs]

Okay,
that was pretty gnarly!

Badou:
lord and lady rataxes,

This is andi.

Lord rataxes,
it is an honor!

Whazzup?

[Giggles]

[Clears throat]
pffft! Smelly!

Andi,
I'm sorry about before.

I promised not to let you
get stuck inside the palace

And... I let you down.

Aw... Well, maybe I got
a little more freaked out

Than I should have.

We all make mistakes.

Pals?

Pals!

But I wanna
make it up to you.

To all of you.

Will you please come back
to the palace with me...

as my guests?

Can I get some of that
chocolate and banana soup,

Uh... Made cold?

[Chuckles]

[Royal trumpets sound]

I want a lion friend too!

Welcome, andi,
king of the savanna

And friend of celesteville!

Dude... Whazzup?!

[Laughter]