02x06 - Hyenaaaah!/Beetle Mania

[bunniefuu]

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Explore the jungle,
swing from vines ♪

♪ Climb a mountain,
run with lions ♪

♪ Secret tunnels
and ancient ruins ♪

♪ Don't you worry
we'll be there soon ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ That's what you say ♪

♪ When you're having
a thumpin' day ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ Hip, hip hooray! ♪

♪ Get ready for
a thumping day ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Ears a' flapping,
now don't be late ♪

♪ We've got new memories
to make ♪

♪ Adventure calling
from near and far ♪

♪ In the kingdom of king babar ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ That's what you say ♪

♪ When you're having
a thumpin' day ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ Hip, hip hooray! ♪

♪ Get ready for
a thumping day! ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

[Panting]

Rescueteers,
go, go, go!

Chiku:
hot air hootenanny,
here we come!

[Screech to a halt]

Ready for action, guys?

You bet, 'bu!

I mean...
Captain stampede!

Lord rataxes:
agh!

[Panting]

Aghhhh!

[Heroic tune
plays over speaker]

Huh?

Whaaaaa! Ooof!

Aghhhhh!

Chiku:
wah-hoo!

Aghhh!

Badou:
the rescueteers are here
to help, lord rataxes!

Hah! I don't need help
from a bunch of kids

In silly costumes!

Oof!

[Groans]

Agh! Whoa!

Urgh! Ungh!

Whoa!

Hmph!

Munroe:
great!

Lord rataxes would rather play
kissy-face with a rock

Than be rescued by us.

Badou:
there must be somebody
around here

who wants the rescueteers
to help them.

Dilash:
it's candy cook!

She's in trouble!
Over there!

Badou:
rescueteers,
go, go, go!

[Heroic tune plays]

candy cook:
there ya go, sweet feet!

One candied
banana supreme,

Created especially
for the hootenanny!

Ms. Strich:
[really loudly] merci!

[Normal volume]
oh... Um... Merci,
my confectionary queen,

But I didn't hear
a word you said!

[Muffled sound of rock music]
my flyyyyying music!

[Tires screech to a halt]

Badou:
the rescueteers
at your service!

Whoa!

Badou:
did you call for help?

Why, no, I didn't,
sugar snout.

All:
huh?

But now that you're here,

You could open that barrel
of candied bananas for me.

Yeah, quick,
rescue-losers,

Save the trapped fruit!
[Laughs]

False alarms aren't funny,
dilash!

Munroe:
I see a croc who is thrillin'
for a quillin'!

Badou:
hang on, quillinator!

There's no job too small
for the rescueteers!

We'll have that barrel open
in a monkey minute,

Right, gizmo?

Wonderful!
Wonderful!

Now, here's a candied banana
for each of you.

Oh, you look simply adorable
in those costumes!

Um... Adorable?

Dilash:
[laughing hysterically]

[Sighs]

Hoot:
whoooooaaa, badou!

You rescueteers
are a-ma-zing!

No foolin'!

Thanks, hoot.

If you ever need us,
you just have to signal.

Right, gizmo?

Right, captain!
This is a fwoosh flare!

I made it
from a popper plant.

[Whoosh]

[Pops]

Dilash:
whoa!

I'll take one...

You know,
just in case.

I'm watching you.

Rescueteers,
go, go, go!

[Tires screech]

Wow! Those guys are great!
No foolin'!

I wish I could see 'em
in action again!

[beeping]

badou:
anything, gizmo?

Sorry, captain.

I don't see anybody
who needs help.

No one.

Munroe:
so all we've saved is a barrel
of candied bananas.

Badou:
nobody is gonna believe
we're rescueteers

If we don't rescue anybody!

[Flare whooshes and pops]
huh?

Let's roll, rescueteers!

We saw your signal,
hoot!

Where's the trouble?

Oh, there's no trouble.

I just wanted
to see you again.

You guys are so neato!

No foolin'!
Hi-yah!

Not funny, hoot.

[Laughing hysterically]

I think it's hysterical,
rejecteers!

Badou:
dilash! Did you put
hoot up to this?

[Laughs]

Huh?

But, badou, you said
I just had to send a signal

And the rescueteers
would be right there.

To rescue you, hoot.

Chiku:
here's another fwoosh flare.

But use it only in an emergency,
okay?

Only in an emergency.
Got it.

Hmph!

Ah, rescueteers!

How was your patrol?

Badou:
not so tusk-tastic, papi.

Rataxes didn't want our help,

The candy cook
thinks we're cute,

Dilash keeps making fun
of us...

chiku:
nobody takes us seriously.

Not even hoot.

We need a real mission!

Ah, but how will you know
it is a real mission -

With someone really
in trouble -

Unless you check out
every cry for help?

We won't know...

Unless we go look
for ourselves!

C'mon! Let's go back
on patrol!

[Tires screech]

[Grunts]

Woo-hoo!

[Sniffing]

Dilash:
hoot! Hurry! Over here!

My tail's tangled
in ms. Strich's tow rope!

Quick! Do something!
It's a real emergency!

[Gasps]

[Flare whooshes and pops]

[Humming]

It's dilash!
He's in big trouble!

Big trouble, huh?

It's more like another
big joke on us!

But! But!

Hoot, every time
you call for help

For a fake emergency

It means the rescueteers
can't help somebody

Who might really be
in trouble.

Dilash told me
it was a real emergency!

Oh please!

If I was in trouble,

The last thing I'd need
is help

From the rescue-losers.

Badou:
c'mon, guys.

Let's get back on patrol.

Wait! I really thought
he was in trouble!

No foolin'!

dilash:
[laughs]

[Lever cranks,
ms. Strich hums to herself]

That wasn't funny,
dilash!

Aw, where's your sense
of humo-ahhhhhh!

[Gasps]

Whoa! Ahhhhhhh!

Hoot:
ms. Strich! Stop!

[Humming]

Aggghhhhhh! Agh!

Ow!

Hoot:
wahhhhhhhhhhh!

Dilash, let go!

On second thought,
don't let go!

dilash:
heeeeelp!

That sounds like dilash!

Uh-uh, 'bu,
nooooo way!

Yeah!
This is one porcupine

Who is not gonna fall
for his tricks again.

hoot:
helllllp!

That's hoot!

Remember what my papi said.

We won't know
it's a real emergency

If we don't check out
every call.

We are the rescueteers,
aren't we?

Then rescueteers...
Go, go, go!

[Cars zoom past]

Sooooo adorable!

[Screech to a halt]

Uh-oh!
They are in trouble!

Let's go!

Chiku:
the wind is blowing fast,
captain.

We'll never keep up!

Babar:
ahoy, rescueteers!

I heard shouts for help.

Can I lend you a hand?

Badou:
yay, papi!

Babar:
the feathered flyer
is headed for the jungle.

But it's flying low;

It'll crash into the trees.

Hoot and dilash
are too heavy!

They must be pulling
the balloon down!

[Humming]

Whoa! Higher!

Oh, I must go higher!

Awaaaaayyy!
Ballast awaaaaaayyy!

[Whimpers]

Whaaaaaa!

Agghhhhh!

I can't bring cloud dancer
into the trees.

I'll have to find
a clearing to set down.

it's up to you
rescueteers now!

Agggghhh!

Get me outta this tree!

Crocs can't climb trees!

We made so many false alarms,

The rescueteers must figure
we're not in real danger.

[loud growl down below]

Oh, but you are
in real danger.

Guys, there!

Dilash and hoot:
[whimpering and screaming]

chiku:
it's sleek!

It's rescue time!

badou: [whispered]
rockin' rescue time!

But we can't face sleek
without a plan.

Whaaaaa! Mommy!

[Chuckles]

Leave him alone,
you big bully!

How do you intend
to make me?

[Whimpers]

Chiku:
hey, sleek!

Whoa!

Grrrrrr!

Wha!

Battle rattle!

[Growls]

Aggghhhhhhh!

ow!

Rescueteers:
[clear their throats]

You can't scare me
with another

Of those puny puff balls,
little morsel!

That's not the plan,
sleek.

[Sniffs and sneezes]

[Growls]

[Sneezing]

[Laughing]

Dilash:
rescueteers!

Get me down!
Pleeeeease!

babar:
ahoy, rescueteers!

Badou:
papi!

Ungh!

Did I miss anything?

Just the most amazing
rescue ever!

I'm proud of you,
rescueteers.

Seriously proud.

Thanks, papi.

But I guess it doesn't matter
who takes us seriously...

As long as we're serious
enough to check out

Every cry for help,
no matter what.

Dilash:
helllllp!

No matter what
or who.

Badou:
rescueteers,
go, go, goooo!

celeste:
thank you, babar.

It's lovely!

I'll wear it
to today's tea party.

A bug brooch, papi?

Not just any bug,
badou.

This brooch is modelled
after the singing beetle

of buttonstone brook.

A singing beetle?
Coooool!

Babar:
a beetle whose songs
are beautiful enough

To bring a smile
to the unhappiest of faces.

Badou:
but nana's always smiling.

Celeste:
I certainly am
when you're around, badou.

[Royal trumpet fanfare]

Babar:
your guest is here,
my dear.

Hmph!
Aaaagggghhhh!

Welcome,
lady rataxes.

Queen celeste,

You invite me
to a tea party

And then you deafen me
with these terrible trumpet-

Whaaaaa! A bug!

[Gasps]

Chiku:
it's a brooch,
lady rataxes.

It's not real.

Oh. Well, of course
it's not real!

It's just so ugly!

celeste:
come with me, my dear.

We'll enjoy our tea
on the garden terrace.

lady rataxes:
i've come all this way,

and now you want me
to walk even farther?

I'll faint with hunger!

And where's the music?

You know I love music!

This tea party is off
to a terrible start!

Badou:
papi, how come lady rataxes
is so mean?

Babar:
I don't know, badou.

it must be hard,
don't you think?

Hard for the queen,
sure.

No, I meant hard
for lady rataxes

To be so unhappy
all the time.

Is that why
she acts mean?

It's possible, badou.

Papi, you just gave me
a tusk-tastic idea!

[Chuckles]

Where's the sugar?

And the hot-buttered
honey tarts?

i was promised hot-buttered
honey tarts!

Badou:
I have the sugar,
lady rataxes!

Chiku:
hot-buttered honey tarts
fresh from the oven!

Whaaaaaaaa!

Tarts are too hot!
Ptew!

Whoa!

Oh dear.

What kind of joke
is this?

Chiku:
but you grabbed the wrong-

Badou:
sorry, lady rataxes.

Um...
How about some music?

We heard you say
you love music.

Dilash:
you owe me for this,
badou.

Badou:
one bucket of chocolate
and banana soup.

Now, play!

[Trumpet, cymbals and drum
play off-key and off rhythm]

Stop! Stop! Stooooooop!

All:
oof!

Your playing is almost
as painful as this chair.

Celeste:
uh, badou,
perhaps you can bring the lady

a more comfortable seat?

Yes, nana.

Hmph! Now that may
be acceptable.

Badou:
wait!

Aaaaaaggghhhhhh!

Wwwhhhhaaaaa!

Whoa!

Aggghhhhhhh!

Whoa!
[Dishes clatter]

Whhhhooooooaaaaaaaa!

Whhhooooooaaa!

Aggghhhhh!

[Splash]

Chiku and badou: [gasp]
celeste: oh no!

Dilash:
[groans in pain]

Lady rataxes:
whoa! [Sputters]

Queen celeste!

This is the worst tea party
I have ever attended!

Badou:
it's not my nana's fault!

You're mean!

You complain while everyone
is trying to be nice to you!

[Gasps]

Oh!
This is outrageous!

I have never been
so insult-

Aaaaaggggghhhhhh!
[Splash]

Lady rataxes,

I'll have a towel

And some more warm-buttered
honey tarts

Brought to you.

But, first, I think badou has
something to say to you.

Sorry, lady rataxes.

Hmph!

Celeste:
I know you children
are trying to help,

But why don't you run off
and play.

I'll look after
lady rataxes.

Nana, how can you be
so nice

To someone who's mean
all the time?

Badou, when you're
feeling unhappy,

Don't you like it

When someone tries
to cheer you up?

But nothing seems
to cheer her up!

There must be
something.

Chiku, I've got
a tusk-tastic idea!

my papi said
the beetle's song

can make the unhappiest face
smile, remember?

Ta-da!

It's the badou
beetle bottle!

See?
It has air holes!

Coooool, 'bu.

And we can use
my tune tracker!

Awesome!

We can track
the tiniest song!

You can use this
to make it louder.

Thumpin'!

Let's get to buttonstone brook
and find that beetle.

Turn up the sound,
'bu.

[Feedback squeals]
whoa! Oof!

[Wings b*at really loudly]

[Chuckling]

[Loud creaking]

[Gasps]
look out, chiku!

Huh?

Sorry, let me lower
the sound.

Singer:
♪ da-da, da-da, he-he! ♪

♪ Oh, what friends
we could be ♪

♪ Really, I think
that we should... ♪

Badou:
that has to be it, chiku!

The singing beetle!

Chiku, over there!

It looks just like
my nana's brooch!

Grab it, 'bu!

Agh!

Nits and gnats!
C'mon, chiku!

'Bu, we shouldn't follow it
in there;

That's the deep jungle!

We won't go far.
It's right there!

Ugh!

Urgh! Ungh!

[Sneezes]

Oof!

[Gasps]

Oof!
[Growls]

What are you doing
in my jungle?

Chiku: whaaaaaa!
Badou: sleek!

Whoaaa!

[Snarling and growling]

Agghhhh!

[Panting]

[Roars]

Whaaa!

Grrrr...

Sleek: [growls]
badou: aagghhh!

Whoa!

[Yelps]

[Roars]

[Gasps]

Agh!

Aghhh!

Aaaahhh!

[Snarls]

What're we gonna do,
'bu?

What're we gonna do?

I have an idea,

But I need
your tracker.

Just get us
out of here!

Psst! Chiku,

No way sleek finds us
in here!

Chiku:
this hollow log sure is
a good hiding place, 'bu.

Agh!

Sleek:
whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa!

Let's get outta here!

Sleek:
whoa!

[Growls]

Huh?

[Growls]

Passable - barely.

Perhaps more butter
and less honey.

Badou:
lady rataxes,

We've brought you
a very special musical gift!

A gift? For me?

Give-it-to-me!

Be careful-

Whaaaaa! A bug!

Aaagggghhhhhhh!

Oh, badou!

But I mean...
It was supposed to sing.

[Screaming]

Agggggghhhhhhh!

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

Badou:
oh no!

[Panting]

I must change my clothes!

I must de-bug!

I don't get it!

How come the singing beetle
didn't sing?

We heard it sing
in the jungle.

What were you two thinking?

Babar:
[chuckles] this is my fault,
my dear.

Badou, what I told you
about the singing beetle,

That was just a legend,

An old story.

There is no
singing beetle.

Then this is just...

Babar:
an ordinary bug.

Though a very
colourful specimen!

Nits and gnats!

I thought the beetle's song
would make lady rataxes happy.

Chiku:
wait a monkey minute, 'bu.

We heard someone singing
out there!

Then who was it?

Your tracker's gone.

Who'd run off with that?

singer:
♪ it's not that I'm mean ♪

♪ though that's how
i might seem ♪

♪ This jungle cat
tries to be good ♪

♪ I'm not on the att*ck ♪

♪ But inv*de,
I'll fight back ♪

♪ I'm a lady
most misunderstood ♪

Chiku, I have
a tusk-tastic plan!

[Chiku gasps]

♪ Should get out
of my face ♪

♪ They've no place
in my neighbourhood ♪

♪ So I'll strike
and I'll claw ♪

♪ Till they withdraw-ha-ha! ♪

♪ It's no flaw,
I'm just misunderstood! ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da... ♪

Lady rataxes:
furthermore, queen celeste,

I will certainly
not be attending

Any more of your tea parties!

Badou:
please, lady rataxes,

I'm sorry about
what happened before.

We have something that might
make you really happy!

Oof! Hmph!

sleek:
♪ well, it's not
that I'm mean ♪

♪ though that's how
i might seem ♪

♪ this jungle cat
tries to be good ♪

♪ I'm not on the att*ck ♪

♪ but inv*de,
i'll fight back ♪

♪ I'm a lady
most misunderstood! ♪

Badou:
so you like the song?

I suppose so.

Not that it takes much
to make me happy.

Sleek
♪ da-da, da-da, he-he ♪

♪ Oh what friends
we could be ♪

♪ Really,
I think that we should ♪

♪ You will be very glad ♪

♪ Just don't make me get mad ♪

♪ I'm not bad,
I'm just misunderstood ♪

♪ De de-de, de-de de ♪

♪ Oh what friends
we could be ♪