01x06 - High Standards

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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01x06 - High Standards

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MARTIN THE WARRIORI am that

is.

My sword shall wield for me.

(Pan flute music)



You know, Constance, I still

half expect to find old

Methuselah at dinner.

Matthias has taken his death

very hard.

I worry about him.

I worry about the whole

Abbey.

Our spirit is gone.

And, it’s not just because of

old Methuselah.

We need Martin the Warrior back.

And, I wish we knew what Cluny

was up to.

Since that circus left, we’ve

seen nothing of him...or his

rats.

Hmm, I don’t believe

we’ve had one new visitor.

I wonder, could there be a

connection?

Cluny is surrounding the

abbey, cutting us off.

It’s my acorn.

Yar be dreamin’, mousey, me

see ’em first.

And I say, you didn’t.

Certain, I did.

Did not.

Certain, I did!

Did not!

Please, you two, stop this.

By gar, Abbot, be not my

fault, it is, me see ’em first!

Did not.

Did.

Did not.

Did!

It doesn’t matter who saw it

first, our rule is to share.

Can’t you see what's happening

here?

It’s not natural for us to be

always locked up inside four

walls, and Cluny knows it.

He’s using it to wear us down.

But, we must be strong.

If Redwall Abbey is to have any

hope of survival, we must work

together.

Sorry, Father Abbot.

Let an Abbey down, we won’t,

Father Abbot.

I know you won’t.



But, I still say me see ’em,

first.

Didn’t.

Did.

Didn’t.

Did.

Since Cluny stole Martin the

Warrior, he’s had terrible power

over us.

Yes, it is as if he’s stole

our very spirit.

No passage.

Not for anyone, understand?

But, but, this is how I make

my living!

Besides, this food must reach

Redwall, or everyone inside will

starve to death.

Death?

Exactly.

(Choking)

Seize his wagon and take the

food to my kitchen.

Yes, Chief.

And, what should we do with the

mouse?

Get rid of it.

(Laughing)

And, get rid of those two

brainless guards.

I need real guards on the

roadblocks.

BOTHYes, Chief.

If this plan is to work, not

one kernel of corn, not one

grain of wheat, is to reach

Redwall Abbey.

Understand?

BOTHYes, Chief.


(Growling)

(Crow cawing)

Anyone thirsty up here?

What?

Oh, yes, how terribly kind, dear

girl.

Still nothing?

Nothing.

Not so much as a flea.

Yes, and I tell you all, I

don’t like it.

I don’t like it one little bit.

Maybe, they really have gone.

Hmphf.

Hmm, that is devoutly to be

wished, my dear.

But, the woods are simply far

too quiet.

Downright unnatural, it is.

What’s Cluny up to?

m*llitary ploy.

Force the besieged to sweat,

fall out amongst themselves.

I’ve seen it used before.

Effective tactic.

Hmm, maybe you’d be happier

fighting on his side.

Are you questioning my

loyalty?

Please, don’t argue.

Don’t you see?

It’s his plan; everyone's

getting so upset with each

other.

Sorry, Basil.

Thoughtless.

My fault.

No offense, taken.

Not much we can do, but wait.

’Fraid you're right, old

girl.

He’s out there, all right.

And, close, too, I’d wager.

It’s a matter of when, and how.



Matthias.

Any sign of life?

Nothing.

Things are getting pretty tense

up there.

How are they holding up in

Cavern Hole?

Not well.

It’s this waiting that's making

everybody edgy.

I’ve never seen morale so

low.

Constance almost accused Basil

of treachery, and--

That wretched sea rat is

winning without f*ring a single

sh*t.

Smart fellow, outsmarting us.

But, what can we do?

Dashed if I know.

That’s where the problem

started, don’t you know.

Since Martin was stolen, morale

has floundered.

You’re right.

We must get it back.

It’s that, or abandon the

Abbey.

BOTHAbandon Redwall?

If militarily appropriate.

Not a pleasant thought, to be

sure.

But, there may be no other

choice.

Indeed, it may already be too

late.

This is terrible.

Even Basil is thinking of giving

up.

I don’t think he really means

it.

If Basil deserts, it could be

the final straw.

(Sighing)

(Gasping)



Jess, too?

Pick your feet up, you

lily-livered slime!

(Yelling)

(Swords clashing)



Chief...Chief!

Chief?

Chief!


Are you all right, Chief?

Argh, what are you all

staring at?

Lift that ram proper, you

idle devils.

(Crowd Yelling)

(Groaning)

Imbeciles!

(Crowd Yelling)

You idiots.

Stop tunnelling under the parade

ground.

Pick your feet up, you lily

livered--

Stop!

I’ll hang the next rat who

moves!

Morons, I leave you in charge

for one day, and look at them.

Useless, like mad frogs in a

bucket.

I hate failure!

There is only one punishment for

failure.

What is it?

(Gasping)

Death...

Death, by execution.

Give me one good reason why I

shouldn’t add two more heads to

my banner.

We’ll try much harder next

time, Chief.

Definitely, much harder.

That’s the best you can come

up with?

We’re not that good with

words.

Silence!

I don’t have time to train new

Commanders.

You live, because the day I’ve

been waiting for has arrived.

Oh, thank you, Chief, you’ll

never regret it!

We’ll make you proud.

Today, with their own

standard turned against them, we

shall march on Redwall Abbey.

On to Redwall!

(Cheering)

(Crowd chanting "Cluny, Cluny!")

Anything happening out there?

I can’t believe what I'm

seeing, Cornflower.

Uh, I thought Basil was the

staunchest of us all.

Those two think our cause is

hopeless.

Maybe the time has come to

realize that it is.

Matthias!



(Bell ringing)

(Crowd chattering)

Ran into Mossflower Woods,

tails between their legs, they

was.

Both of ’em?

So, it’s over, then.

Doomed, we are, for sure.

We’re not doomed until I say

we are!

Everyone, please, there is no

cause for alarm; and even less

cause for talk of doom.

Hmphf.

I’ll tell you what we know

about the absence of our two

friends.

Hah, some friends!

Quiet!

Thank you, Constance.

You have all heard about Basil

and Jess’ departure, but

whatever their reason for

leaving, I’m sure it is one that

we will all understand in due

course.

They wanted to escape

from Cluny.

(Crowd Chattering)

Everyone, please.

You must understand, nothing has

changed.

We are in no immediate danger.

(Bird screeching)

DUNWINGKillee, killee,

Cluny killee!

Dunwing, slower.


We don’t understand what you're

saying.

Squawk, big rat fella!

Cluny?

Yes, him Cluny fella.

Him, Cluny fella, and lots and

lots of other fella, by the

church.

St. Ninian’s?

Yes, St. Ninian’s.

Many bad rat fella come this

way.

Killee, killee all!

(Crowd chattering)

Cluny is coming?

It’s the att*ck!

And, if they’re at St.

Ninian’s, they're almost here.

Get ready, everybody.

We’ve lost our friends, not our

hearts.

We must remain calm.

The worst thing we could do is

panic.



What are you thinking, Abbot?

We have defended ourselves

bravely, but our hearts aren’t

in it, anymore.

If I allow another battle, more

terrible bloodshed...I can not.

I can not!

You’re going to ask Cluny for

terms of surrender...

I must protect those in my

care, even if it means losing

our beloved Redwall.

I need your support in this, my

dear friend.

Hmphf...

I will never surrender

Redwall.

Cornflower, haven’t you heard?

Cluny’s coming.

Yes, I’ve heard.

So, why are you doing the

dishes?

I don’t want the others to

panic, so, help me dry.

They’ll feel better if

everything seems normal.

Father Abbot is talking about

surrender.

He must think that’s what's

best for us.

What do you think?

He’s wrong.

Cluny will accept our surrender,

then make us his slaves.

We have to stop him in terms he

understands.

The Abbot is gentle, but I

think he’s mistaken, and you are

right.

But, what can I do?

You know when things started

to go bad.

When Cluny stole the

tapestry.

Exactly!

So, we have to get the tapestry

back.

Easier to say than to do.

You’ll think of something.

Hm, I will?

Who else?

Martin the Warrior expects it,

Matthias, and Redwall needs you.

Thanks, Cornflower.

I won’t let you, or Martin down.

(Dunwing screeching)

Him Cluny fella be near.

Thank you, Dunwing.

We know.

Can you tell me where he is?



Come on, cheer up!

Don’t let old Cluny win before

we’ve even started.

Can we b*at him, Matthias?

If you think you can.

Even better if he thinks you

can.

Come on, show Cluny hasn’t

broken us.

(Crowd cheering)

Yeah!

That’s it, right!



(Gasping)


I’ll pull up the rope once

you’re on the ground.

No, drop it to me.

How did you know?

You have to hurry.

Thanks, Cornflower.

Take care...warrior.



(Crowd chanting "Cluny, Cluny!")

Ha!

First inside the Abbey dines

alongside me in the great hall!

Redwall!

I’ll put you on the spit,

mouse!

(Laughing)

Ow!

What?

Jess!

Keep going, Matthias, I’ve got

you covered!

Up there!

A squirrel!

Never mind the squirrel, get

the mouse!

Tsk tsk, officer striking an

enlisted creature.

Bouncing bad form, old chap.

Get him!

Grab that hare!

(Grunting)

I want his head!

What’s the matter?

Own head not good enough?

No, it’s "dubious..."

(Yelling)

Ugly looking brute, aren’t you?

Basil!

What, ho, young’un!

Appears we all had the same

idea.

Get old Martin back-- What?

(Grunting)

Look out!

You’re awfully slow, vermin.

Climb, Matthias!

I’ll meet you in the treetops.

To Redwall!

Get my tapestry!

(Groaning)

Get the hare, get the mouse,

get the tapestry...

Your flea-bitten old chief

should make up his mind.

It’s jolly confusing for

stupid types like yourself.

(Laughing)

(Grunting)

You...are...dead.

(Screaming)

Why aren’t you climbing that

tree?

Ah-ha!

(Laughing)

You’re finished, mouse.

It’s all over!

A deal...

Throw down the tapestry, and

I’ll let you live.

I give you my word.

How do I know you’ll keep

your word?

I gave it to you, didn’t I?

(Laughing)

All right, I’ll do anything

you say.

Just, please don’t hurt me.

(Laughing)



Matthias, what have you done?

Kept a deal with Cluny.

Can we get away?

Climb on my back, and hold on

tight.

Easy, fools, you’ll damage

it.

(Crowd chanting "Cluny, Cluny!")

(Gasping)

A dish cloth?

(Screaming)

(Crowd cheering)

Well done, all of you!

That’s my Matthias.

Very well done, young man.

Bravo!

(Applauding)

I ask your forgiveness.

Some of us did succumb to

doubts.

Absolutely understandable.


Us sneaking off like thieves in

the night, and whatnot.

Still, no harm done.

Morale restored, hey, what?

Well done!

Well done!

(Grunting)

Very kind.

Very kind, old girl.

Traitors!

Snivelling cowards!

Someone will pay for this.

Those two!

They helped the enemy.

Get them.

Bring them to my blade.

(Screaming)

(Bell tolling)

(Crowd chattering)

Careful, now.

It must be perfect.

No seams.

Now, that looks better, don’t

you think?

Ha-ha, I knew you’d do it.

Not alone.

Jess and Basil risked our trust

to do the right thing.

It’s shameful that I doubted

them for a second.

That was Cluny’s doing.

Divide and rule.

And, it almost worked.

Well, he’s just made us

stronger than ever.

Yes, he made us all stronger

than he could ever imagine.



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