03x07 - The Great Escapes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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03x07 - The Great Escapes

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(Crashing)

(Shouting)



(Laughing evilly)





VOICELeave now or suffer

the consequences!



Listen, you two.

That monster has Martin.

We must save him!

You’s might be right, missy.

But look at the size of him.

I know, Grumm.

We’ll att*ck the beast from

three different directions.

Um-- att*ck?

Well, I-- I don’t know how to--

Grumm, you come at him from

over there.

Pallum, just run towards him

from that direction.

I’ll be in the middle.

I can see you.

I know where you are.

Go!

Charge!

(Yelling)

Charge!

(Yelling)



(Sneezing)

What be it?



MARTINIt’s nothing but a

great big doll hanging from the

trees.

ROSEWhat?

But-- but how?

That horrible voice-- and you.

MARTINGo back for I am

Mirdop and I will slay you!

But who were a done all the

shouting?



Oh, dear.

(Sniffing)

Boo!

(Gasping)

Go away, you savage beasts!

You great big bully, Martin!

Fancy doing an awful thing like

that.

I didn’t hurt them.

You’re the one who destroyed

their Mirdop, so bully yourself.

(Chuckling)

We didn’t mean you any harm.

MARTINWhat do you mean by

shouting threats and trying to

frighten travellers on the path?

Please, not so loud.

There are horrible lizards in

this area.

They’re dangerous!

We were only protecting

ourselves from them.

Oh.

I’m sorry I frightened your

family.

We, too, are peaceful creatures

and we mean you no harm.

Apology accepted.

We should hide before any

lizards see us.

Would you like to see our home?

Lord high and mighty Badrang

can’t hold on to half a passel

of defenceless sl*ve beasts.

Lobster tail.

Better a lobster tail than an

idiot who lets the enemy into

Marshank and has the gall to

call them friends.

They said they was magicians!

You always did keep your

brains in your clogs, Tramun.

Now you’re showing your true

colours, jutnose.

Gruzzle!

Boggs!

Form the crew up!

Fully armed.

GRUZZLERight, chief.

Hold hard there, wooden paws.

Where do you think you’re off

to?

Clean out your mucky lugs and


listen.

Those slaves that escaped last

night is free beasts now.

BADRANGThanks to you.

So, if any beast was to

capture them, then they’d belong

to the finder, and that’ll be

me, if you please.

Away, boats crew!

Shall we stop them, lord?

What for?

They’ll be back.

If Clogg recaptures the slaves,

where’s he going to take them to

keep them penned up?

Don’t know.

Here, jellybrain!

They’ll need food and shelter.

And when he does, we’ll just

take ’em straight back.

Us’n be always ready for

vittles.

Do you have any zoop?

Soup is not good for one at

this time of day.

Huh?

(Chuckling)

No matter.

I’m a bit partial to a few nice

scones.

FESCUEYou say you are bound

for Noonvale?

(Belching)

You should look out for our

friend the Warden.

He’ll help you if you get into

trouble.

Thank you, I’m sure.

But watch out for the

lizards.

They’re cannibals.

(Gasping)



Oh, do you think we’ve lost

them yet?

With any luck, Clogg will

still be fighting off Badrang’s

horde.

Maybe so, but they’ll be

looking for us soon.

Old "Bad-thingy" will be raging

about us giving him the slip.

ROWANOAKNo stopping till we

get to the hideout.

(Panting)

(Groaning)

MARTINIt’s getting late.

I think we should stay here for

the night.

(Yawning)

(Hissing)

What’s that?

Slowworms.

Don’t worry, they’re harmless.

The sooner tomorrow brings

daylight, the better.

MARTINGoodnight.

PALLUMGoodnight.

(Chuffing)

(Sighing)



Rose!



(Panting)

I think we can call the

escape a success.

BALLAWWe’d best take turns

as lookout.

I’ll take the first watch with

this jolly looking young fellow!

Right.

Well, there’s lots of mouths to

feed.

Let’s get to it, and no

shirkers.

Where’s Celandine?

Oh, no!

Celandine’s not here!

We must have lost her!



(Groaning)

PALLUMMartin, are you all

right?

Alive, at least.



Huh?

What’s this?

It’s water.

Good, clean, fresh water.




Tain’t bad.

It’s like porridge.

Needs a bit of salt, mind.

It’s food.

That’s good enough for me.

Do you think they’re trying

to fatten us up a bit?

ROSEWhat was it the rabbit

said?

Cannibal lizards?

(Chattering)

This here is made from green

nettles and I don’t know what.

Supposed to help recovery,

though.

Oh, tasty.

What’s going on over there?

A young squirrelmaid’s been

missing since the escape.

BARKJONOh, yes, I remember

now.

Was she a pretty creature?

Oh, yes.

Do you recall her?

I was only half conscious on

the back of the cart.

One minute I saw her behind us

and the next she-- she was gone.

If she’s lost, I’ll find her.

But what if she’s been

captured?

Then I’ll free her or die

trying.

BARKJONThere’s great rage

in my son against all that

Marshank stands for.

I know how he feels.

We must let him go.

BALLAWWhat, ho, treejumper?

Looks like you’re arming

yourself up to start a one-beast

w*r there, wot.

I’ve got a score to settle at

Marshank.

Need any help, Felldoh?

It’s not your fight.

I got your troupe into this,

it’s time I did my bit on my

own.

How far can you throw one of

these things?

Far enough.

Certainly further than anyone

here.

I’ll tell you what.

Let’s have a little competition.

A wager, eh?

If we can b*at your distance

with a stick, you’ll let us join

you.

I’d like to see you try.

You’re on.

Ready?

I’ll throw first.

Not bad.

Not bad.

Watch this.

(Shouting)

(Gasping)

Whoa.

We’ve won many a supper at

tribe gatherings in the south

with one of those.

Now do you want our help?

Yes.

Now, let’s go see if they’ve got

Celandine at Marshank.





(Groaning)

Please--

Help.

Is anybody there?

Help!

(Snarling)

♪ Is no one here to save me?

Don’t be a-feared, me pretty

little bird.

Soon you’ll be singing just for

me.

(Gasping)

(Chuffing)

(Gulping)

BIRDGonna eat ya.

Gonna eat ya.

Gonna eat ya.

(Twittering)

Did you hear that?

It sounded like the bird said,

"Going to eat you."


Gonna ’elp us?

Gonna ’elp us?

’Elp you.

’Elp you.

Help you.

Ask him about the Warden.

ROSEWarden help us?

Warden help us?

Warden.

Warden.

Warden--

I don’t want any more, thank

you.

Ow!

(Yelling)

(Hissing)

Get off me, slithery

serpents!

ROSELeave him alone, you

filthy crawlers!

Leave us all alone!

Rescue party at your service.

Be gone, you great, ugly

toad.

Put no paw on me.

Ugly toad?

(Laughing)

That’s a good ’un.

Never heard that one afore.

(Yelling)

Over here, corsairs!

Got ourselves a right little

princess.

Seize her!

I’ll have her ears for dinner!



CELANDINEHelp!

(Thudding)

(Screaming)

FELLDOHCelandine, get up

here quickly!

BALLAWThat was bally close!

Almost came a cropper, wot.

I knew you were here.

Besides, I knew my hero Felldoh

would come to my rescue.



(Grunting)

Oy, watch it, Bluddnose.

You’re running the wrong way!

Oh, yeah.

A bit of a problem, I’m afraid.

Right, then, Bluddnose.

Run up and tell us what’s at the

top.

BLUDDNOSECharge!

Cap’n, it’s--

Three of me best fighting

beasts slain!

Oh, murderin’ scoundrel!

Right, buckoes.

We’ll take the hill.

Charge!

You bottle-nosed bloaters.

Get up that hill, do you hear

me?

You mackerel-faced,

milk-swigging muckheads!

You’re nothing but ring-tailed

cowards!

Shiver me timbers!

(Gasping)

(Yelling)





(Screeching)



What’s going on?

I don’t know.

But look over there.

I think them lizards have

just made a sacrifice out of us.

PALLUMWe’re going to be

eaten alive.



(Screeching)

Lie still.

Don’t interfere.

Lizards, got to deal with them.



(Grunting)

MARTINI think we’re all

right.

This must be the Warden.

BIRDWarden.

Warden.

Warden.

He did understand me.

He saved us by fetching the

Warden.


I am the Warden of Marshwood

Hill.

These are my marshes.

I am the law, and lizards are

law-breakers.

I am Martin.

This is Rose, Pallum, and Grumm.

We thank you for saving our

lives.

We are travelling through your

marshes on our way to Noonvale.

Can you point us in the right

direction?

I will guide you through my

marshes, but you must obey the

law.

Make fun of the law and I deal

with you.

I am the law.

CELANDINEYou’re so strong,

so courageous, and so accurate

with your-- little-- ow!

I-- I got a splinter.

(Kissing)



Come on, you snivelling

searat.

I’m not afraid of the likes of

you.

Hey, look at me.

I could be a brave warrior just

like Felldoh.

I could take you all on at

Marshank.

What a hero I’d be when I

returned with all the other

slaves.

I’m Bucktail, as good a matey

that ever sailed the seas and

plundered landlubbers.

Ha-ha!

Now, let me get this right.

One creature, a single

squirrelmaid, k*lled three of

your wave robbers.

Arrh and go boil your head.

You were safe enough inside your

fancy fortress.

And what, pray, was Captain

Clogg doing while this

slaughtering took place?

Hiding from the squirrelmaid?

(Chuckling)

(Snoring)



MARTINOh, no.

No!



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