03x03 - Go to Sleep, Sheep/The Missing Spot/Blue Moon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Maggie and the Ferocious Beast". Aired: August 26, 2000 – June 9, 2002.*
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A 5-year-old girl named Maggie creates her own map of an imaginary world known as Nowhere Land that, in reality, takes the characters nowhere.
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03x03 - Go to Sleep, Sheep/The Missing Spot/Blue Moon

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Maggie and the ferocious beast ♪

♪ In nowhere land

♪ To nowhere land

♪ Come along if you can

♪ Hey-ho, come on, let's go to nowhere land ♪

♪ With maggie and the ferocious beast ♪

Great googly-moogly!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Reading ] ...and so, humpy-dumpty sat on the wall,

While everyone waited for humpty to fall.

But humpty just sat on the wall and said,

"You people must think that I'm out of my head.

Do you really think I'd take a chance to fall off again?

I have glue on my pants."

Oh, maggie, that's not how it ends.

[ Giggling ]

I know. I changed it.

All[ giggling ]

Next, will you read us the story

About the fly in the marmalade?

Or the one with the zebra

Who traded its stripes for a new hat?

We heard that one last night, hamilton.

It's boring.

The zebra trades his stripes for a new hat,

We know, we know!

But it's my turn to pick the story.

[ Chuckle ]

How about I read both stories?

Mm-hm.

Let me brush my teeth and get ready for bed first.

Me too.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Thanks, maggie.

Mmmm!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Goofy chuckle ]

Hamilton & maggie[ laughing ]

Oh, beast.

[ Rustling of grass ]

Look.

Isn't that a little bit low

For a cloud to be floating?

Maggieahh! It's one of the dream sheep.

[ Sad bleating ]

Hello there, little sheep.

[ Sad bleating ]

You look very tired.

[ Yawning ]

You don't look like you've slept.

[ Bleating ]

I thithn't know that dweam seep neethed seep.

I didn't know that dream sheep needed sleep.

Of course, beast.

They just go to sleep earlier than we do

Because they spend their nights helping others fall asleep.

[ Yawning ]

Oh. [ Yawning ]

[ Sigh of fatigue ]

He looks like he's having trouble going to sleep.

[ Bleating in agreement ]

Hmm. Maybe we can help.

That's a great idea, maggie.

Yes, let's help.

Oh! Why don't I sing him a lullaby?

I've got it! I'll be right back.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

This is my special bedtime blanket.

It's so soft and comfortable,

It puts me to sleep right away.

[ Bleating happily ]

Now let's be very quiet

So the sheep can fall asleep.

Aw! What about the marmalade story?

Beast, we should try to let the sheep fall asleep first.

We can read the story later.

Yes, beast.

And we'll also read the zebra story. Right, maggie?

Right. Now, shh!

Yes, hamilton. Shh!

[ Snoring ]

I think it's working.

[ Snoring ]

[ Grunts of restlessness ]

[ Moaning ]

Don't you like my blanket?

[ Sad bleating ]

[ Sigh of fatigue ]

I think it's making him itchy, hamilton.

Hmph! [ Giggling ]

Why don't I just sing him a lullaby?

Sometimes when I'm tired but can't sleep,

It helps to have a bedtime snack

And a warm glass of milk.

[ Gasp ] but we just brushed our teeth!

Yes! We just brushed our teeth!

[ Giggling ] not you, beast. The sheep.

[ Happy bleating ]

[ Munching ]
[ … ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

I hope this does the trick.

[ Munching ]

[ Burping ] [ sighs of satisfaction ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Loud sneeze ]

Sorry.

[ Sad bleating ]

I really think I should just sing him a lullaby.

I count dream sheep jumping over the fence

When I have trouble falling asleep.

So maybe when dream sheep have trouble falling asleep,

They should count me.

Or I could sing him a lullaby.

Good thinking, hamilton.

Hmph.

But there is only one of you, hamilton.

It takes more than one sheep to put me to sleep.

What if we all take turns jumping the fence

Until the sheep is fast asleep?

Oh. Okay.

Are you ready?

[ Bleating ]

Then let the counting begin!

One!

[ Grunt ] okay, hamilton.

Your turn.

[ Panting ]

[ Groans of effort ]

Maggiecome on, hamilton.

You can do it. This is tougher than it looks.

[ Grunts of effort ]

T... Two! Thanks, beast.

Whoa! Oof.

Okay, beast, your turn!

[ Panting ]

Three-ee-ee-ee!

[ Grunt of landing ] [ crashing ]

[ Moaning ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Sighs of fatigue ]

[ Sigh ]

There must be something we haven't tried yet.

Yes. But what?

[ Groans of frustration ]

Why don't I sing him a lullaby?

[ Giggling ] sing a lullaby?

[ Giggle ] you? Hah, now that I would love to see.

Well I think it's worth a try.

[ Humming ]

Got it.

Close your eyes first.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Little sheep, little sheep ♪

♪ Now it's time, go to sleep ♪

♪ See the moon sailing by ♪

♪ In the soft velvet sky ♪

♪ Under a blanket of stars ♪

♪ That will keep you cozy and warm while you sleep ♪

♪ Little sheep, little sheep ♪

♪ Close your eyes, go to sleep ♪

♪ See the moon sailing by ♪

♪ In the soft velvet sky ♪

♪ While fireflies lanterns are burning bright ♪

♪ It's time to say good night ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Soft gasp ]

[ Snoring ]

Maggie, hamilton, look.

My lullaby helped the dream sheep to...

Both[ snoring ]

...fall asleep.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Soft bleating ]

[ Bleating ]

All[ bleating ]

All[ snoring ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Birds[ cackling/screeching ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Inhaling ]

[ Yawning ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Squawking ]

Allshoo!

[ Frightened squawks ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Psst!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Are we clear?

Come on, over here.

Be careful.

I'm not sure. Do you know the way?

Beast[ snoring ]

[ Gasps of fear ]

Beast[ snoring ]

Green beanspotted herring at o'clock.

[ Imitating bird cry ]
[ … ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Grunts of disturbed sleep ]

Googly... [ Snoring ]

[ Gasps of horror ]

[ Grunts of impact ]

[ Snoring ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Yawning ]

Ooh, what a beautiful day.

[ Snoring ] good morning, beast.

Moogly... [ Grunts of sleep ]

[ Snoring ]

Beast, it's time for breakfast.

[ Grunting ]

[ Yawning ] morning, hamilton.

Hmmm.

Is there something wrong, beast?

I don't think so.

Although I do feel a bit... Odd.

Maggiegood morning, beast.

Good morning, hamilton.

Good morning, maggie.

Will you join us for breakfast?

I'd love to.

Hmmm.

There's something different about you today, beast.

Beast isn't feeling like himself.

Did you have a bad dream?

Um... No.

Did you eat too much

Of hamilton's pumpkin pie last night?

I don't think so.

[ Gasp ] I know.

You're missing a spot!

A spot?

[ Gasp ]

I'm missing a spot!

I knew something was wrong!

Maybe you're sitting on it?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

I don't see it, maggie.

Don't worry, we'll find it.

Spots don't just walk away on their own.

A missing spot.

This calls for our cecil bunions detective badges.

[ Moans of worry ]

Here you go. Thanks, hamilton.

Beast, I have your badge.

[ Moan ]

Where is my spot? [ Squeal ] whoa!

[ Giggling ]

Are you okay, hamilton?

I'm fine.

Hmph!

Now we can look for clues.

Shouldn't we eat breakfast first?

Maggie, here's a feather.

Did you hear birds this morning?

I was sleeping.

There are always birds singing in the morning, maggie.

Do you think a bird took my spot?

Hmmm.

A clue.

Beastwhat is it, maggie?

Footprints.

Now, who would make such little footprints?

Beastooh, look! A little tiny hat.

It could fit on a bird.

I know who that hat belongs to.

Who? Who do we know

That has a little sailor hat?

Ahh! The jelly beans!

Come on!

Ooh. Can't we at least have some cereal first?

Hamiltoni'm hungry.

No! Until I have my spot back,

I will not rest!

Onward we go!

[ Giggling ]

Oh, brother.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Where are we going?

Shh!

Jelly beanswow, this is great!

[ Whoops of laughter ]

Come on.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Gurgling of stomach ]

Shh.

I can't help it. I'm hungry.

Jelly beans[ whoops of laughter ]

Maggiejumping jelly bean at o'clock.

Whee! This was a good idea!

Let's keep it.

[ Shouts/ laughter ]

[ Gasp ] my spot!

Hey! You jelly beans, give me back my spot!

[ Gasps of surprise ] [ shouts of panic ]

Alloof!
[ … ]

Um, we were going to give you your spot back,

Really. Yeah, really.

Later this morning. Yes siree.

It's my spot! Put it back!

All at onceyes. Right away. No problem! Sure!

Right away.

You should ask next time.

Uh... We're really...

Very sorry.

Yes, really. Don't be mad.

But your spots do make a great trampoline.

They're really quite remarkable.

They sure are. Yeah.

Yeah, you bet.

Heh. I am proud of my spots.

I suppose you could borrow them some time.

As long as you ask first.

All at oncewow, that's sweet! Thanks so much!

That's nice of you, beast.

[ Gurgling of stomach ]

Ooh... Now can we eat breakfast?

Yes, hamilton.

Now we can eat breakfast.

All[ laughing ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hamilton,

It's almost time to go to bed.

Your garden will keep till tomorrow.

I know, I know.

But I wanted to plant these bean seeds maggie gave me.

She said they're supposed to grow really fast.

[ Chuckle ]

Yeah, maggie said,

"Just plant these seeds

And step out of the way."

Hamilton, do you think they'll grow that fast?

I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

It's getting dark.

I'm going to sleep.

[ Yawning ]

Me too. Good night, beast.

See you in the morning.

[ Snoring ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Huh... What is that sound?

Ahhh!

I don't believe it.

Beast, wake up. Whoa! Oof.

[ Snoring ]

Oh, please wake up, beast.

[ Yelp of surprise ]

What? Maggie was right.

Look! Hamilton, please.

Go back to sleep.

Ooh, beast, wake up!

Look at the beanstalk.

[ Snoring ]

Ooh...

You'll be sorry.

[ Snoring ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Ooh, I wish maggie were here.

[ Sighing ] well, here goes.

[ Grunts of effort ]

[ Panting ]

Wow, the stars are so big.

I guess it's because I'm closer to them up here.

[ Grunt of effort ]

Hmmm.

[ Excited giggling ]

[ Snorting ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

B.b. Katzhey now, hamilton my old friend.

B.b. Katz!

How goes it?

What are you doing here?

I just decided to have a look around.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hi-diddle-diddle...

You're the cat in the fiddle!

Yeah, I guess I am.

[ Chuckling ]

Hey, that's kind of cool.

But... How did you get up here?

I just climbed up a moonbeam.

How about you?

I climbed up a beanstalk.

Strange voiceand I welcome you both.

Ohhh.

It's mr. Hocks and mr. Katz, right?

That's right, mr. Moon.

I'm very pleased to meet you.

No kidding?

Sometimes I feel as if I'm not appreciated.

Now why do you say that, mr. Moon?

Well, I certainly don't get the respect

That the sun does.

Oh, I know, he makes things grow

And he warms things up down there.

Yes, but... You move the oceans
[ … ]

And you light up the night.

Now the little guy's right, mr. Moon.

Man, when you shine your light down on the water,

I've never seen a more beautiful sight.

Yes, but how about all those people

Who say I'm made out of green cheese?

It's very discouraging.

Yes, but how about all the songs folks have written about you?

Well...

That's true.

Moo sisters♪ mooh, mooh, mooh

♪ Mooh-mooh, mooh, mooh

It's the moo sisters. Hi, girls!

How did you get here?

Togetherwe walked up on the milky way!

Let me guess:

You're here to make the big jump.

Oh, we thought you'd be pleased.

Do you have any idea

How many cows down through history

Have tried to jump over the moon?

All because of that nursery rhyme.

Uh... A lot, huh?

If I had a nickel for every cow that made the jump,

I could just turn off my light,

And retire. Gee, mr. Moon,

You can't do that.

I'm sorry. I'm just feeling a bit blue.

[ Heavy sigh ]

Let's get on with it.

Millicentgood.

And hamilton,

Maybe you can settle an argument.

Which one of us do you think

Should make the jump?

Hamiltonooh, gee...

That's a hard one.

Um... I don't know.

Mr. Moonhold on,

There is one way to settle the argument.

All three of you make the jump.

Or maybe...

Yes?

Maybe none of you should make the jump.

Why not try something new?

Now just what did you have in mind?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Ahhh!

How about, if the moo sisters

Join us in a song for mr. Moon?

Now I like that.

That's a great idea.

Let's do it. [ Chuckle ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Mr. Moon, don't be blue ♪ ♪ mr. Moon

♪ Here's a little song ♪ don't be blue

♪ And it's just for you

♪ We're gonna swing the melody ♪

♪ Just the way you rock and roll that sea ♪

♪ It's true the sun can make the flowers grow ♪

♪ But who can turn the night on ♪

♪ With your silver glow? ♪

♪ Bringing us those sweet dreams ♪

♪ Swinging on your moonbeams ♪

♪ Mr. Moon, don't be blue ♪

♪ Bringing us those sweet dreams ♪

♪ Swinging on your moonbeams ♪

♪ Mr. Moon, don't be blue ♪

Oh thank you, that was great!

Hamiltonyou're welcome, mr. Moon.

I feel so much better.

That was much more fun

Than jumping over the moon!

But... I can't help but notice

That you're slipping away.

Yes, I have to keep moving.

Yeah, that goes for me too.

Will you slip me a moonbeam I can slide down, mr. Moon?

There you go, mr. Katz. Bye-bye!

We have to get back on the milky way.

Moo sistersbye-bye! Bye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, mr. Moon. Goodbye.

[ Sighing ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Crowing of rooster ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Yawning ]

Huh?

Whoa! Oof.

[ Moan of disappointment ]

Did your bean seeds grow, hamilton?

Yes. See?

Mmm, yes... I see.

What were you shouting about last night?

[ Embarrassed chuckle ] oh... It was nothing.

Really... You wouldn't believe me anyway.

Let's go and wait for maggie. Okay.
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