03x07 - The Ice Cream Cart/That's A-Mazing!/The Humongous Fungus

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Maggie and the Ferocious Beast". Aired: August 26, 2000 – June 9, 2002.*
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A 5-year-old girl named Maggie creates her own map of an imaginary world known as Nowhere Land that, in reality, takes the characters nowhere.
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03x07 - The Ice Cream Cart/That's A-Mazing!/The Humongous Fungus

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Maggie and the ferocious beast ♪

♪ In nowhere land

♪ To nowhere land

♪ Come along if you can

♪ Hey-ho, come on, let's go to nowhere land ♪

♪ With maggie and the ferocious beast ♪

Great googly-moogly!

Hamilton!

Hi, maggie.

Ahh! Maggie! What are you riding?

It's an ice cream cart.

I thought we could make home-made ice cream today.

Great idea, maggie.

Beast[ gasping ]

Did I hear the magic words,

Ice cream?

Hahh! Here we go.

I love ice cream.

It's ice cream day in nowhere land.

Ice cream, ice cream.

Cone, cone, cone.

Beast, we have a lot of work to do before

We'll have any home- made ice cream.

Maggie, do you have the cones?

Of course.

Then I'll get the rest of the ingredients.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Cream, eggs and blueberries.

Mmm... I do so love cream, eggs and blueberries.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Oh, maggie! Look at this! Bells!

[ Bells ringing ]

Oh, look!

It has a horn too.

[ Horn honking ]

[ Giggling ]

Did I hear ice cream bells?

[ Bells ringing ] yup.

And there's a horn too. [ Horn honking ]

And is there... Ice cream?

There will be.

We're making it.

Now, all we have to do is make sure we have everything.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hmm. Yup. Uh-huh.

I know something you don't know.

You don't have any ice.

Ah! Beast is right.

We need ice to freeze the cream.

Oh, and I was so looking forward to this.

Hum... Come on, guys.

We all know where we can find ice.

Beast & hamiltonmr. Shivers.

He's got plenty of ice on highest mountain.

After all, he's made of snow.

Okay, now let's bundle up and we'll be off.

All right. I'll be right back.

Hamilton?

Will you get my long scarf and my hat?

Yes, beast.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hey, I need to bundle up too.

Rudy, you are already wearing your hat and your boots.

They don't come off... Remember?

I'll get you my knitted tea cosy.

You can wear it over your head like a poncho.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Thanks, hamilton.

Oh, come on guys.

Let's speed it up, I want my ice cream cone.

Don't you want me to pull that, hamilton?

It's a long walk up highest mountain.

[ Chuckling ] no thanks.

I can make it on the cart.

Hamiltonoh, this is fun.

I'll be just fine.

Okay, but if you need help, just ask.

Hamiltonhuh, don't worry, I'll be fine.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hey, hamilton!

Come on!

[ Panting ] I'm coming.

[ Sighing ]

Here we are.

Thank you, beast. Thanks beast.

Mr. Shivers?

There sure is a lot of snow on the ground.

Maybe we could use snow to freeze the cream instead of ice.

I never thought of that.

Good idea, beast.

Mr. Shivers[ sneezing ]

Gesundheit.

Here you go, mr. Shivers.

Good show, mr. Hamilton, thank you.

Well, hello, miss maggie, mr. Beast,

And it's mr. Rudy, I do believe.

Yes, hello. Hello.

Hi, mr. Shivers.

Now, friends,
[ … ]

What's this I hear about you using snow to freeze cream?

Well, we want to make ice cream,

And there's just so much of it on the ground.

That's where snow belongs.

On the ground.

And well, on me too.

But not to freeze cream.

You must only use ice.

The best ice possible.

I do believe I have some in the icebox.

Good, solid blocks of ice that will stay frozen

A long time in that cart.

Jolly good, mr. Shivers!

But isn't a bit odd for a snowman to have an icebox?

Oh no! The ice it makes is top notch.

Mmmm.

Mmmm. It's quite solid.

And very cold.

[ Clearing of throat ]

This ice is really top notch.

Hamilton, how could you have thought of using snow?

Oh, brother.

Help yourselves, friends.

There's lots more where that came from.

Thanks, mr. Shivers.

Beasti'll get the cart.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Well, look at this!

Bells!

How splendid!

[ Bells ringing ]

And it has a horn too.

[ Horn honking ]

Good show, mr. Beast.

[ Horn honking ] [ chuckling ] splendid.

Abso-toot-ely splendid.

Thanks for the ice, mr. Shivers.

You're quite welcome, friends.

Maggiewe promise to come see you again soon.

Jolly good!

Rudytake care.

Maggiegood bye.

Hamiltonthank you again.

Beast:bye. Good bye.

Now, all we need are...

The cones!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Slurping ] mmmm.

This is for you, rudy.

Don't forget to add a bit of cream cheese, please.

Here you go, rudy.

Hamiltonice cream with iced cream...

Cheese.

Thank you.

[ Slurping ] mmmm.

Thanks, hamilton.

Mmmm, this is good.

Yes, jolly good!

[ Laughing ]

[ Sniffing ] hamilton,

I thought you were making cookies today.

I already did.

Ahh! Oh, boy!

♪ Cookies, cookies, cookies ♪

♪ Cookies, cookies! ♪

I'd sure like one of those cookies.

Yessiree. I sure would.

Oh,

These mazes are hard.

Hmmm.

Try going left.

Then right. Left...

Back right...

Over to the left again.

Hey, I'm right back where I started.

I don't like mazes.

Colouring's more fun.

Hi, hamilton. Hi, beast.

Hamilton is having trouble with his mazes.

I am not.

I just like colouring better.

I know where there's a really big maze,

The biggest maze in nowhere land.

We should try it out.

Oh, I don't know.

We'll do it together.

It'll be fun.

It's right here, near cheesetown.

What do you say, hamilton?

Oh, all right, let's go.

Oh boy! Yay!

Wait. Aren't you forgetting some- thing, hamilton?

Something to... Snack on?

All right, beast.

I'll bring the cookies.

The cookies?

Oh, what a good idea!

I'd totally forgotten about them.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Maggiethere it is!
[ … ]

Ooh, I don't like the look of it.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

We could get lost in there.

Mazes are tricky, you know.

Hmmm, if we left a trail,

We could follow it back out again.

What can we make a trail with?

I know. How about...

The cookies? We can crumble them up

And leave a cookie crumb trail.

[ Gasp of shock ] no!

Not the cookies!

Hey!

Ohoohooh.

We have to, beast.

You don't want to get lost in there, do you?

No.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Moan/sigh ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Groan ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hmmm.

That way.

Beastoooh.

Where are you going?

I hope you're not eating those cookie crumbs, beast.

Beast? [ Gasping ]

Maggie, we've lost him.

Beeeeast!

Rudy[ humming ]

Huh?

Mmmm. Some people sure are messy.

It's lucky I'm here to clean this up.

Oh...

I'm sure he'll be all right.

But, h-he's lost.

And he won't be able to find his way out.

Ah, he'll be stuck in here forever and ever

And we'll never see him again.

[ Gasping ] oh, that would be terrible.

Beast! You're safe.

Oh-h!

You were worried about me.

I-i-i...

Just didn't want to have to search for you.

You were worried.

Maybe a little bit.

Do you have any cookies left, for eating I mean?

Hamiltonno.

None left for eating or for our trail.

We'd better turn around and go back then.

Hello, hamilton, maggie, beast.

Hamilton & maggie[ gasping ]

Our trail.

You didn't eat all those cookie crumbs, did you?

Oh... [ Embarrassed chuckle ]

Those little crumbs? [ Chuckle ]

Ah! Well now we can't find our way out.

Now, hamilton, just stay calm.

Beastwait, wait.

I know what to do.

[ Clearing of throat ]

When in trouble, when in doubt,

Run in circles, scream and shout.

Aaaaah-h-h-h!

A-a-a-ahhhh!

[ Screams & shouts ]

Rudy, you're a mouse, aren't you good at mazes?

I'm only good at mazes

When there is cheese at the other end.

[ Sniffing ]

And I do not detect any cheese at the end of this one.

Phew.

Too bad we don't have a hedge clipper.

Come on, everyone,

Let's keep walking.

We'll find a way out.

I'm hungry, do you have any more cookies?

No!

I think we've been here before.

Yes, this is familiar.

I'm sure we've been here before.

[ Rumbling of ground ] what's that?

Hello there, little ones.

Maggiethe kindly giant!

[ Chuckling ] hello there, miss maggie.

We've gotten a little lost in here.

Can you tell us which way to go?

Of course. Glad to help out.

Oh, thank goodness.

Now, let's see.

First, go left.

He's wrong.

We should be going to the right.

Hamilton, I think the giant

Has a better view of this situation than we do.

Now, go left!

Giantstraight ahead,

Now right,
[ … ]

Right again...

Then left.

Maggieah, we made it.

We're outside.

Yeah, that was fun. Let's do it again.

I think we should go home and...

Do something like...

Oh, I don't know, maybe...

Make more cookies?

Okay, beast. We can go home.

There are still some cookies left at my box.

Yay!

Thank you for your help, mr. Giant.

Oh yes, thanks.

Is there any way we can show our thanks?

Well, you could give me that blue- berry pie recipe

You're always boasting about, mr. Hamilton hocks.

He called me mister. How distinguished.

I'll write it down on a big piece of paper for you.

Just remember, where it says four cups of blueberries,

You'd better use four wheelbarrows instead.

All[ laughing ]

Hmmm, thank you, hamilton.

What's in the box?

I'm not sure.

Ta-da!

Wow, a tiny book.

You can hardly see the words.

Well, I think it's wonderful.

And it certainly won't take up much room on the bookshelf.

Will you read it to me?

Of course.

[ Clearing of throat ]

[ Reading ] there once was a frog who was kissed by a princess

And he turned into a prince.

The evil spell was broken

And they lived happily ever after.

The end.

Gee, hamilton,

Not only is it a very small book,

It's a very short one too. [ Laughing ]

Hi, beast.

Hi, hamilton.

Hi, maggie. Hi, maggie.

Guess what?

Today we're going off to find...

The humongous fungus!

Both[ gasping ] the humongous fungus?

I've heard about the humongous fungus

But I thought it was just make-believe.

Rudy said he's seen the humongous fungus.

And it was... Really big.

Everything looks big to rudy because he's so small.

[ Laughing ]

I wonder what a fungus actually is?

This fungus is a mushroom.

How big is this fungus?

Well, I can't really tell how big it is on here,

But I'd guess... That it's humongous!

It woulds have to be big, to have a name like...

Allthe humongous fungus.

[ Laughing ]

Let's see.

We'll need the usual supplies.

Shovels, rope, and binoculars.

Beasthamilton,

Pack something interesting for lunch, please.

How about freshly picked grapes

And some lovely cheese?

Mmm! That sounds good.

It's not that type of cheese with holes in it, is it?

There aren't any holes in this cheese, beast.

It's called "brie". Well,

As long as it doesn't have holes.

Let's go.

This is going to be a great adventure.

Hurray! We're off to find...

Allthe humongous fungus!

[ Laughing ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

I told you not to forget anything.

I'm sorry, but I forgot the camera.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

We have to have a picture for my scrapbook, beast.

Hamiltoni'm ready.

Are you sure you didn't forget anything else?

I'm sure.

We have everything now.

♪ We're off to find the fungus ♪

♪ The biggest fungus of all ♪

All♪ we're off to find the[ croaking ]ó)ó)a)a'p'p#

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Wow! It's the blimp.

Beasthello, blimp.

Maggiehello.

Do you think that maybe someday,

We'll all be lucky enough to go for a ride in the blimp?

Anything is possible, hamilton.

But not today.

Yes, because today...
[ … ]

We're off to find...

Allthe humongous fungus!

[ Laughing ]

Maggie[ sighing ]

Well, it has to be here somewhere.

I see other mushrooms, but no humongous ones.

I'm hungry and very thirsty, hamilton.

May I have some of that cheese without the holes in it?

That's a good idea. Let's have lunch.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mmmm! Good.

Thank you, hamilton.

You're welcome.

Do you think maybe...

The map could be wrong, maggie?

Thank you.

The map is never wrong.

Maybe the kindly giant needed it to make a salad.

Maybe it moved to another part of nowhere land.

Mushrooms can't just move, beast.

Maybe we took a wrong turn somewhere.

It looks like we're in exactly the right place, but...

Mmm, doesn't this ground look a little odd?

It's just ground with no grass.

But it's very fuzzy.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Deep resonance ]

That's very a strange sounding ground.

And I've never seen anything that looks like this in nowhere land.

Great googly-moogly!

We didn't take a wrong turn.

The map was right! The map was right!

Beast & maggie[ giggling ]

Hooray! Hooray! Woo-hoo! Yay.

Oh, boy!

Why are you you shouting?

What's going on?

Hamilton, would you climb down

And take a picture of beast and me?

Okay.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Gasping ] it's...

Allthe humongous fungus!

[ Laughing/cheering ]

Say "cheese".

Togethercheese.

Without the holes.

You know, this would make wonderful soup.

Mushroom soup.

Oh, hamilton,

It's much too beautiful to chop down.

Let's take some more pictures.

Okay.

Take one of me, maggie.

Then one of beast and me.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Giggling ]

[ Yawning ]

I need a nap, maggie.

All this exploring has tired me out.

Me too. [ Yawning ]

Let's have a nap right here.

On the humongous fungus.

All[ yawning ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]
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