02x33 - Choo-Choo Express

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right.

Let's go.

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words:

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN:
Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

-MAN: Daisy!
-Here.

-MAN: Goofy!
-[CHUCKLES] Here.

-MAN: Pluto!
-[BARKS]

-MAN: Minnie!
-Oh, ho! Here.

-MAN: Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY:
It's The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. [GIGGLES]

[MICKEY READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Choo choo, choo choo.

Hiya. You're just in time.

All our friends are on their way,

and I know they'll be glad to see you.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

-Hi, Mickey.
-ALL: Hi, everybody.

See? I told you they'd be glad to see you.

Hello, hello, hello to everyone and all.

Ooh. It's Professor Von Drake.

That's right.

And boy, oh, boy,

does Professor Von Drake
have exciting things to tell you.

So maybe you should have a listen to it,
would you?

We're all ears, professor. [CHUCKLES]

[PANTING] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, then, as we all know,

snow usually melts in the warm sun.

Just like ice cream is melting
in the summer.

Well, I've always wanted to have a snow
that never melts,

even on the hot-hot-hottest day,

in Cincinnati or Pismo Beach or somewhere.

-Me too.
-Me three.

Whoa, snow that never melts.

Just imagine in your mind:

With snow that never melts,

we could make a snowman and snowballs

and snowshoes any time in the year.

Oh, goody, goody.

So I'm going to Mistletoe Mountain

to work on my experiment
and make non-melting snow,

which is why I'm wearing
this Von Drake Blimpy Blazer,

guaranteed to fly me
wherever I want to go.

But I gots one little problem.

Once I'm finishing with this,

we're gonna have lots and lots
of my new snow.

But I don't have anything
that's gonna be big enough

to carry it all back here.

If only I had here something like...

the Clubhouse Choo Choo Train.

GOOFY:
I love choo choo trains.

And I especially like saying "choo choo."

Come on everybody,
say "choo choo" with me.

Choo choo. Choo choo.

Oh, professor,
uh, where is this choo choo train?

There are train cars in the shoe garage,

and there's train tracks in the shed.

Gee, it'd be fun to help the professor
carry back all the snow he needs.

Let's find the parts
of the choo choo train

and put them together.

Then we can use it to get all the snow.

Now I gotta go get that snow.

Ho, ho!

Oh...

[YELPING]

Well, how do you like that? I'm stuck.

[AIR HISSES]

Bye-bye, now. See you later.
Don't forget to write!

-[THUDS]
-[DRAKE SIGHS]

I'm fine!

Will you help us
put the Clubhouse Choo Choo together?

You will? Hot dog!

I bet we could use a few Mouseketools.

Come on, everybody. To the Mousekedoer.

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go! ♪

♪ You're a-thinkin' and a-solvin'
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

[RINGING]

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska Mooska Mousekedoer.

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY:
We've got a giant button,

a ladder...

a magnet for attracting things,

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need 'em ♪

♪ Toodles will bring 'em ♪

♪ He's here for me-dles and you-dles ♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

[RINGING]

Now that we've got our Mouseketools,

let's see what parts of the train
we're looking for.

Thanks, Handy Helper.

This is the locomotive.

It makes the train go.

And these are the train cars.

What shape is the side of this car?
Is it a triangle?

-GOOFY: Nope.
-MICKEY: Is it a circle?

-GOOFY: Double nope.
-MICKEY: What shape is it?

GOOFY:
It's a rectangle, Mickey.

And this one's shaped like a...

circle.

And what's this shape?

Yep. It's a triangle, all right.

The last car, that's the caboose.

But I like to call it the caboosey.

And that's shaped like a...

Right. A square.

Now that we know what parts
we're looking for,

let's start in the shoe garage.

The professor said
the train cars were in there.

Let's go get them.

Oh, my goodness. Look at the clutter.

Gosh, this place is messier
than my sock drawer.

But it smells better.

How will we ever find the parts
of the Clubhouse Choo Choo Train?

Well, I know. We can pick out the shapes
of the cars we saw

in the professor's choo choo drawing.

Will you help us pick out the shapes?

All right!

Hmm, what about the triangle car?

Do you see that anywhere?

Hot diggety dog. There it is.

I think Pluto found something.
Maybe it's the locomotive.

Do you see the locomotive?

Hmm, nope. Me neither.

What do you think Pluto's sniffing?

The rectangle car?

Hot dog! You found it.

GOOFY:
I think I found something too.

Uh, I found lots of somethings.

I see a pogo stick and bouncy balls,

but no locy-motives.

What about the circle-shaped car?

Yahoo! It was here all along,

you tricky little circle car, you.

MICKEY:
Hmm, do you see what I see?

All right! We found the locomotive.

Now where is that silly caboose?

Well, the caboosey is square, and, uh...

Oh. There's a square.
That must be the caboosey.

Out of my way. Let me get it.

Donald, Goofy, wait.

That's not a caboose. That's a box.

What? Give me that box.

Whoa!

-[SPRINGS BOUNCING]
-Whoa! It's spring time.

[BOUNCING CONTINUES]

[PLUTO BARKING]

We're gonna need a Mouseketoodle
to help us with these springs.

Everybody say "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[TOODLES RINGING]

MICKEY: Hmm, which Mouseketool
can help us gather up the springs?

Can a giant button?

No, buttons can't pick things up.
A ladder?

Nah. But what about a magnet?

MINNIE:
Well, metal things do stick to magnets.

DAISY:
And these springs are made out of metal.

So let's try the magnet.

MICKEY:
We got ears. Say "Cheers!"

[MAGNETIC HUM]

Whoa! This is one strong magnet.

Look. I got some.

Whoa!

What's going on?

[BOTH STRAINING]

[ALL YELP, THEN CRASH]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[BOINGING]

What a...!

[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

Lookie. We got us our caboosey.

MICKEY:
Now that we've found all the train cars,

we can put them together.

Let's choo choo!

Not so fast, Donald. We need train tracks.

Without tracks to ride on,
trains can't go anywhere.

Oh, it's always something.

Don't worry, Donald.

The professor said
the tracks are in the shed.

Come on, help me pull the Surprise Switch.

Everybody say "Surprise!"

Golly, those look like train tracks,
all right.

Yep. And all we have to do
is put them in the right order.

I'll carry out the blue one,
you take the yellow one,

and, Donald, you take the red one.

Me? What about a Handy Helper?

Whoa! Hey, watch it, you big palooka.

[YELPS]

[GRUNTS]

Pesky Handy Helpers.

So let's see.

Each train track is a different color,

and we need to put them
in the right pattern.

-They go--
-This way.

Donald, those colors are all out of order.

They're supposed to go...

blue, yellow, red,

blue, yellow, red.

So first we put down the...?

DONALD:
Blue.

MICKEY:
Right. Blue. Then we put down the...?

Yellow.

MICKEY:
Yep, yellow. And then the...?

Red.

Blue, yellow, red.

Now let's choo choo ahead.

All aboard. Let's go.

[TRAIN CHUGGING]

Wow. The choo choo is setting down
the train tracks for us.

Blue, yellow, red,

blue, yellow, red.

And that means we can go anywhere.

Now, that's what I call
a "well-trained" choo choo. [CHUCKLES]

MICKEY: ♪ Choo choo choo
All aboard, everyone ♪

♪ Let's go for a ride
'Cause it's gonna be fun ♪

♪ We're gonna choo choo boogie ♪

♪ Choo choo boogie ♪

♪ Choo choo all day long ♪

♪ So come on and choo choo
And sing the "Choo Choo Song" ♪

♪ Choo choo ♪

GOOFY:
♪ Choo choo choo on down the track ♪

-♪ Locomotive's in the front ♪
-♪ The caboosey's in back ♪

♪ We're gonna choo choo boogie ♪

♪ Choo choo boogie ♪

♪ Choo choo all day long ♪

♪ So come on and choo choo ♪

♪ And sing the"Choo Choo Song" ♪

♪ Choo choo choo ♪

Yeah.

What now?

MICKEY:
Hmm.

We need a new wheel.

Everybody say "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

MICKEY:
Let's see.

We've got a giant button, a ladder,

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Can a ladder work like a wheel?

Nah. How about a giant button?

DAISY: Well, it's round like a wheel,
and it's big too.

Let's try it.

MICKEY:
We got ears. Say "Cheers!"

[RINGS]

GOOFY: Yahoo! The giant button
makes a great wheel.

For real.

Now can we choo choo?

You betcha.

♪ Choo choo choo
All aboard, everyone ♪

♪ Let's go for a ride
'Cause it's gonna be fun ♪

♪ We're gonna choo choo boogie ♪

♪ Choo choo boogie ♪

♪ Choo choo all day long ♪

♪ So come on and choo choo
And sing the "Choo Choo Song" ♪

♪ Choo choo ♪

[BARKS, THEN HOWLS]

Uh-oh.

[ENGINE STALLS]

Three little pigs up ahead.

[ALL OINKING]

We've gotta make a loud noise
that will let them know we're coming

so they can get out of the way.

How about the sound of a choo choo?

-That would get their attention.
-Yeah.

We need to find something
that can make our choo choo, choo-choo.

And hey, look,
some buttons that might work.

Each one has a picture on it.

A carton of milk, a spring, and a hot dog.

I wonder what'll happen when I push them.

[COW MOOING ON RECORDING]

MICKEY:
Does that sound like a choo choo train?

Nah, that's the sound of a cow.

I guess that's why there's a picture
of a milk carton.

Well, how about this button
with the spring?

[SPRING BOINGING ON RECORDING]

MICKEY:
Does that sound like a choo choo train?

Nope, that doesn't sound right.

Well, what about this hot-dog button?

GOOFY: Gosh, what kind of sound
does a hot dog make?

DAISY: Well, I don't think
a hot dog makes any sound.

MICKEY: But what do you do
after you take a bite of a hot dog?

GOOFY:
Well, uh, you chew it.

MICKEY:
That's it. You "chew-chew" it.

Choo choo.

VOICE [ON RECORDING]:
Choo choo. Choo choo.

We did it.
That's the sound of a choo choo.

VOICE:
Choo choo.

DAISY:
Bye-bye, little piggies.

♪ Choo choo choo
Chuggin' toward the snow ♪

♪ I see the mountain called Mistletoe ♪

Come on, everybody, choo choo with us.

♪ Choo choo choo
Choo choo choo ♪

Whoa!

[BRAKES SCREECH]

Aw, nuts. And phooey too.

Oh, my. This river is really, really big.
What should we do?

If only there was a bridge
that went across the water.

How about a Mouseketool?

Everybody say:

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY:
Hmm. A ladder.

Can a ladder help us get over the water?

MINNIE:
Uh-huh. I think it can.

If we set it down across the water,

we can use it like a bridge
to get to the other side.

DAISY:
Oh, goody.

MICKEY:
We got ears. Say "Cheers!"

[RINGS]

Choo choo. We're on the move again.

DONALD:
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

Everybody say "Choo choo."

ALL:
Choo choo. Choo choo. Choo choo.

Choo choo. Choo choo. Choo choo.

VON DRAKE:
♪ And a nose like so ♪

♪ Ho, ho, don't you know
I love the snow ♪

Ho, ho!

GROUP:
Choo choo.

Well, how about that?
The choo choo is all put together.

Hiya, professor.

I have just completed my experiment.

Von Drake's
Icy Nicey Easy Freezy Cold Snow

will never melt.

Guaranteed to stay freezy-cold
all year round.

Yippee!

[BARKING]

DONALD:
This is fun.

Now you can bring back all the snow
you want to the clubhouse.

But I got one faflusca problem with that.

How do we getting all of my snow
onto that choo choo?

Oh, Mr. Mickey,

maybe you could please call
on our friend Toodles?

You got it, professor. Everybody?

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY:
We've used all our Mouseketools.

This means it's time
for the Mystery Mouseketool.

ALL:
Mystery Mouseketool!

MICKEY:
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

GOOFY:
An elly-phant!

MICKEY: An elephant can use his trunk
like a snowblower.

I'll bet he can blow all the snow
into the train cars.

We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say "Super cheers!"

[RINGS]

[TRUMPETS]

VON DRAKE: Whoo-hoo!
There's no business like snow business.

Hop on, kiddies.
Let's go back to the clubhouse

and test my Icy Nicey
Easy Freezy Cold Snow in the sun.

To the clubhouse.

VOICE:
Choo choo.

[TRUMPETING]

Hey, look at me. I'm an angel.

Me too. [CHUCKLES].

[DONALD SPUTTERS]

Hey, what's the matter with you?

[BARKS]

There. It's the perfect touch,
don't you think?

Whoopee!

Hey! Ho, ho! It's like Christmas in July.

[DONALD SPUTTERS]

You know, my Easy Freezy Snow never melts,

so we can playing around with it
whenever we want.

Whoo. Look out below.

Thanks for helping us
put the choo choo together

and bring back the professor's snow.

Why don't we celebrate
by doing the hot-dog dance?

Come on, everybody.

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKS]

[COMPUTERIZED]
♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

Thanks for helping us today
at the clubhouse.

Oh, I sure had fun,
and I hope you did too.

And thanks
for doing the hot-dog dance. Yeah!

What a hot-dog day.

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggety dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
From Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

MINNIE: Remember the Choo-Choo train
song we sang today?

MICKEY:
You betcha.

MICKEY: ♪ Choo choo choo
All aboard, everyone ♪

♪ Let's go for a ride
'Cause it's gonna be fun ♪

♪ We're gonna choo choo boogie ♪

♪ Choo choo boogie ♪

♪ Choo choo all day long ♪

♪ So come on and choo choo
And sing the "Choo Choo Song" ♪

♪ Choo choo ♪

[BARKS, THEN HOWLS]