01x12 - Dare Duck/Otters of the Wild

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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01x12 - Dare Duck/Otters of the Wild

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pb&j! Yea!

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j
pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[quacking]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ father, mother
sisters and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪♪

oodle-ay!

[kids chattering]

Okay, kids. Listen up!
Welcome to clean up
lake hoohaw day!

[Together]
yeah!

As you know, the kid who picks
up the most trash is gonna win
a very special prize!

This beautiful antique
oak toilet seat...

From the lake hoohaw
historical society.

Wow!
[Slurps]
oak.

[pinch]
i see a gum wrapper!
I saw it first!

I'm gonna fill my bag
before you guys!

Ooh.

Yea!

Oh, boy!

Cheese and quackers!
This really bores
my beak off!

[All shouting]
mine!

Ta-da!
Thanks, flick.

I'm outta here!

- Flick, what are you doing?
- Helpin' you get finished.

Come on.
Let's do somethin' fun!
Like what?

Oh, I don't know.
How 'bout goin'
to echo-echo cave?

Echo-echo cave?
Mom and dad said I can't
go there. It's not safe.

They don't want you to go
'cause they don't want you
to have any fun, that's all.

Oh, come on.
What could go wrong,
anyway?

Hmm.
Let me think.

[Growling]
maybe a bear lives
in the cave...

Or-or we could get lost,
or we could get
in big trouble!

or maybe you're just
a big fraidy-cat chicken!

Am not!
Are too!

Am not!
Then I dare ya to!

I double-duck dare you!

Ooh--
double-duck dare?

Well, I guess mom and
dad were mostly worried
about jelly and baby butter...

Going to echo-echo cave,
not me.

Well, what are
we waiting for?

Okay, let's go.

♪♪ [jelly humming]

Hoo-hah!

Echo-echo cave!

Hello-o-o!

[cave echoing]
hello-o-o!
hello-o-o!

- Hey, that's neat!
- [cave echoing]
that's neat! That's neat!

Yeah! I can even make
the echo sing back to me!

♪ Hello, echo
hello to you ♪

[cave echoing]
hello to you
hello to you ♪

♪ We know the way
can we come in and play ♪

[cave echoing]
♪ come in and play
and play, and play ♪♪

Hear that?
The cave invited us in!
What are we waitin' for?

It's kinda dark.

Come on.
What could happen?

[rock crunches,
flick groans]

peanut? I think
something just happened.
[echoing]

Flick?
Are you okay?
[Echoing]

yeah, perfect...
except I think
my foot's stuck!

[echoing]
foot's stuck.
foot's stuck.

[Grunting]
quackers!

How do I let you talk me
into these things?

Cool!

Peanut?
Peanut!

Hey, munchy,
where'd peanut go?

- I think he took off
with flick.
- Took off? Where?

i heard 'em say something
about echo-echo cave.

Not echo-echo cave!
That's the darkest,
dangerous-est place!

I better go find peanut
before he really gets
in trouble.

You're not going
to echo-echo cave,
are you?

[Stammering]
you shouldn't
ever go there!

I'm not going there
to go there, munchy,

I'm just going there
to get peanut not to go there.

How come
I understood that?

Peanut! Flick!

Are you in there?
[Echoing]

It's jelly!
Jelly, we need help!

[echoing]
help! Help! Help!

- He's totally stuck!
- Hurry! I'm getting stucker!

If we both pull
on that littlest rock,
maybe we can move it.

[Grunting]
pull harder!
I think it's moving!

Wiggle your foot,
flick!

I'm wigglin',
I'm wigglin'!
[Groans]

Whoa! Whoa!
[Echoing]

[cave echoing]
whoa! Whoa!

Are you okay?
Of course I'm okay.

Spread out!

We gotta help him.

Lean on us.
We'll help you get home.

Thanks! I know
a shortcut we can take!

Boy, flick, your shortcut is
sure takin' a long time.

Uh-oh.
I think we're lost.

Nah, we're not lost.
We just have to go that way.

Or is it that way?
Er, maybe that way.

- We're lost, aren't we?
- Uh-huh.

There's got to be
some way we can figure out
how to get home.

Yeah! Let's do
the noodle dance!

Not this duck.
I got a bum flipper.

Flick, you don't have to dance
with us to use your noodle.

- You can think
sittin' down too.
- Come on!

♪♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪♪

♪ noodle ♪

♪ use your noodle ♪♪
hey! Hey!
i got it!

I got an idea!
I got an idea!

[Laughing]
okay. Mm,
so here's what we do.

we'll send up a signal flare
and everybody'll see it
and come get us!

We don't have
a signal flare.

Yeah, but your dad does.
We'll go to his storeboat
and get one!

If we could get
to our father's storeboat,
we wouldn't be lost, would we?

Yeah! That's why it's
such a great idea!
[water splashing]

Well,
let's keep thinking.

Wait! I got it!
What?

Listen!
The water sound?

- Uh-huh.
- Sounds like a creek.
Big deal.

It is a big deal.
It's our way home!

- [flick]
aw, come on.
- look, it's running downhill.

So? You ever seen
a creek run uphill?

It must keep going down
until it finally reaches
lake hoohaw.

And we can follow it there.
What a great idea!

Great? It's perfect!
Glad I thought of it.

Right, flick.
Come on!

Uh, hey!
Wait up!

[flick, struggling]
whose lame idea was this?
we're never gonna make it--

We made it!
We made it home!

Hooray!
It's lake hoohaw!
We're back!

Hey, look!
A welcome-me-home party!

[Chattering]

[chattering continues]
who wants gourmet ice cream?
[Barks]

Come on,
let's party!

- Flick,
what about your foot?
- Foot? What foot?

Well, whaddaya know?
It's all better!

Wait a minute, flick.
You need to get home right away.
Your mom's been looking for you.

But what about
the welcome-me-home party?

This party is
for baby butter,
not you.

Baby butter?
How come?

Well, when butter was
helping clean up the beach,

[Chewing]
like some people didn't.

She found mrs. Snootie's
lost diamond ring!

I don't know how
I could have lost it
in the first place!

[mrs. Snootie]
thank you, little baby!
[barks]

And she was so happy
she threw this big party
for baby butter...

And everybody else
who helped clean the beach.

Too bad you guys didn't
stay and help out.

Because you'd get to have fun
with the rest of us...

instead of having to go home
and face your parents.

[Gasping]
uh-oh.

- Now, kids--
- wait. I know just
what you're both gonna say.

- Well, i--
- you're gonna say
you always warned us...

About going
to echo-echo cave.

- I know we shouldn't have gone.
- Yes, well, that's
certainly the kind--

And you were exactly
righty-right-right!

And doing stuff on a dare--
man, what was I thinking about?

- Well, okay. But--
- but we learned our lesson,
ya know?

And it's good we did.
And, boy, we sure--
hold on!

You've been doin'
some good thinkin',
you two.

Maybe you can think
of a good way to make up
for disobeying the rules.

We already missed
baby butter's party.
Does that count?

Well, that's a start.

Well, maybe we could
clean up lake hoohaw
every day for a week.

Or even two weeks...
Or three weeks...
Or even four!

[Whispering]
jelly, what are you doing?
Trust me.

Wow! That's
a great idea, kids!

Good for you.
You keep cleanin' up
for the next four weeks.

That sounds about right.
Sounds just right to me.

Jelly, what were you thinking?
They wouldn't have made us do
all that cleaning up!

Yeah, but if baby butter
found that diamond ring
in just one day,

Think how much great stuff
we'll find in four weeks!
Aw, man!

Like buttons and
flip-flops and keys,

Bottle caps,
fountain pens, doorknobs.
Jelly. Jelly. Jelly.

What if we found a purple
pompanut pine cone!

"And as the sun set
the brave otters of the wild
made camp for the night.

"They crawled inside their tent
and wondered about
the exciting adventures...

"They would have tomorrow.

The end."

Wow! otters of the wild
is my favorite book ever!

Mine too!
Me three!

When I grow up
I'm going to be jelleena,
queen of the wilderness!

I'm going to live
in the forest and
wrestle bears and--

And swim all day and eat
wild berries and go exploring!
Yeah!

My papa read me this book
when I was little.
And you know what he did?

He took me on a camping trip
so I could see
what it was like...

To live the simple,
natural life
in the great outdoors.

Cool!
Hoo-hah!
All right!

Um, dad?
Yeah, peanut?

Do you think
we can go camping?

Well, I guess
we could sometime...
Like maybe tomorrow?

Tomorrow?
You mean it?

Oh, your daddy loves
surprising you kids.

He's been planning this
camping trip for weeks.
Hoo-hah!

We're gonna go
across the lake
to wookleby woods,

And we'll spend the weekend
the good old back-to-nature way.

- We'll just take a tent--
- and some blankets, ernest.

Yeah, maybe a few blankets.
But we won't need much else.

We're gonna be just like
otters of the wild.

All right!

good night, pb&j.
you go right to sleep, now,

Because we're all getting up
really early in the morning.

Good night, dad.
Good night, mama.
Night-night.

Good night, butter.
Good night, peanut.

- Good night, jelly.
- 'Night, kids.
- 'night, daddy.

Hey, peanut.
You asleep?
Nope. You?

No way!
I can't believe we're
really going camping!

♪ We're gonna spend the weekend
hee-hah-hoo ♪

♪ Campin' in the fresh air
shoo, fly, shoo ♪

♪ Find a little patch
pitch a tent too ♪

♪ First star we see at night
a wish comes true ♪

♪ Hee-hah, hee-hah-hoo ♪

♪ Woodle-ee, doodle-ee
woodle-ee-doo ♪

♪ Hear the crickets singing
cheedle-ee-dee ♪

♪ Trampin' in a creek
maybe climbin' a tree ♪

♪ Gather round the campfire
outdoor style ♪

♪ Nothing could be better
than otters in the wild ♪♪

[opal]
kids, do I hear
what I think I hear?

No, mama.
We're just going
to sleep.

Sleepy!
[Rapid snoring]

[Ringing]

Ahh! There's nothin'
like gettin' up
at the cr*ck of dawn.

Oodle-ay!
Rise and shine, kids!

Yippity-doodle,
it's time to get goin'
on our big adventure!

[Yawns]
dad?

[Yawning]
isn't it still night out?

Sun'll be up any minute now.
And you know what they say:
the early bird catches the worm.

here ya go, connie.
i got up good and early
and made ya breakfast.

You did?
It's not what I think
it is, is it?

Ooh!
Frosted fish flakes!
My favorite!

Well, what were you expecting,
ms. Early bird: worms?

One shoe, other shoe--

[Snoring]

Jelly?
Jelly, wake up!

What? What?
I'm awake! I'm awake!
What is it?

You're wearing my shoes!

Um, I knew that.
I was just...

Warming them up for you.

[ernest]
opal, do you know
where I put the tent poles?

[loud crash]

Never mind.
I found 'em.

[Ringing]
hello?

[Yipping]
well, you know it's
his day off, don't you?

- Okay. I'll tell him.
- Who was that?

It was those snootie poodles,
ernest. Seems their super-giant
miniature golf machine broke.

- Hoo, boy.
- What's wrong, daddy?

The snooties' super-giant
miniature golf machine is broken
and I promised to fix it.

You're not going
to work, are you?
What about our camping trip?

Now, don't worry.
You kids help mama
get everything ready,

And I'll be back in no time.

Come on, pb&j!
Let's get everything together!

See ya soon, ernest!

Gotta take commander casserole
and lord gravy.

Gee, I'll bring
all these toys too.

bet the otters of the wild
would have taken
all their toys too,

If they had any.

And we'll need this, and--
hey, look! More peanut butter
and jelly, mom!

Peanut?

Hey, an otter's gotta eat!

Wait a minute, butter.
We're gonna sleep
in sleeping bags.

Want blanky.
Well, okay.
We can take your blanket.

Pilly!
Sure, sure.
I'll go get your pillow.

Beddy.
Um, well--
aw, man.

Hey, peanut.
What's up?

We're goin' on a camping trip,
munchy, in wookleby woods!
Cool!

We're gonna be using
our noodles in the wilderness
just like otters of the wild,

With only the shoes
on our feet and the blue sky
over our heads...

And baby butter's beddy.

Mmm.
Can I come?

Um, well--
have to ask my mom,
but I guess so.

Wow!
That'd be great!

Munchy wants to come too?

Well, sure! I guess
you've packed enough food.

You'll need an extra coat
in case it gets cold.

And my beanbag beavers and
my log collection if we have
to build a dam or something.

Well, okay.
I guess that's all right.

And I better take my rock
collection too...

In case the dam springs a leak
and I need to patch it up.

Hey, jelly, wanna play?

Sorry, pinch.
I'm going on a camping trip.

That sounds
like so much fun.
Can I come too?

Oh, you want
to join us too?

Yes, ma'am!
Me, me!

Can scootch go
too, please?

Well, I guess it's okay.
There's plenty of room
in wookleby woods.

Jelly?
Yes, mama?

Better pack up
a little more food.

It's so hard to know
what to wear in the woods.

Something formal?
Probably not.

Well, just in case.

Now, you're not going anywhere
without this medicine chest,
honey.

I put in mosquito ointment,
bandages--

[scootch]
yaah!

[Together]
oh, no!
yaah!

[Loud crash]

Sorry, sorry.
My fault.
Are we ready yet?

Over here, munch!

Cheese and quackers!
What are ya doin' anyway?
Goin' on a camping trip!

Ooh, without me?
Um, well--

Some friend you are,
peanut otter.

Well, I guess you could
come along, if you wanna.

Flick too?
Uh-huh.

Tell you what, peanut.
Just bring all the rest
of the food in the kitchen.

Camping trip?
But honey, you have
to practice the piano.

That's okay.
I'll take it along.
[Grunting]

Hey, I better take the tv too,
so I don't miss "mallard man."

Do we have a real,
real, real, real, real,
real long extension cord?

Like one that would reach
right across the lake?

Ooh, look, ootsie!
The otters are having
a yard sale!

Let's buy it all
and open a junk museum!
Oh, yes! Let's!

Excuse me, otters.
We're prepared to make you
an offer you can't refuse.

- Huh?
- All this junk--
we want to buy it.

Sorry, but it's
not for sale. We're going
on a camping trip, see--

[Spluttering]
a camping trip?

W-without us?

Well, uh--
mom?

Mmm, sure you can come.
Just don't bring
too much stuff.

[Horn blaring]

- Hey! What's all this?
- Well, mom said we could
bring some friends along.

And they had some stuff
they wanted to bring, so--

So, let's do it!
Let's load up the boat!

- Come on, jell!
- Look out, peanut!
- Whoa!

Wow! I've never seen
this much stuff onboard before.

Wait for us!

Hey! Aren't you
bringin' anything?

Is your helicopter gonna
load your stuff on the boat
or something?

- What stuff?
- We thought you said not
to bring too much stuff.

- All we brought were
our toothbrushes.
- That's great!

Well, what harm can
a couple of toothbrushes do?

[creaking]

- Oh, man.
- Oh, man.
- Oh, man.

What are we gonna do now?

Well, we can save the storeboat,
but it'll take us all day.

So we won't have time
for our camping trip.

Maybe it's time I tried
one of your noodle dances.
Can you show me how to do it?

Sure! You just dance
around and think up lots
of different ideas!

As many as you can.
Well, come on,
everybody!

Let's start thinkin'!

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪♪

♪ noodle ♪♪

I got it, y'all!

Okay, first we unload the boat
and dry everything off--

[Chattering]

[ernest]
hey, let's rustle up
some more of that over here!

- Make sure everybody's
got enough.
- Here ya go, kids!

Look, peanut!
We're just like otters
of the wild after all!

Good thing we've
got a dad who knows
how to use his noodle.

Okay, who's ready
for more tuna burgers?

I am! I am!

Got any more clam dogs?
Comin' right up.

Oh, don't you just love
the great outdoors?
[Laughing]

Even if it is
in your own back yard!
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