01x06 - Where's Pappy?/ Hopin' and a Hoppin'/ Just Like Dad

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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01x06 - Where's Pappy?/ Hopin' and a Hoppin'/ Just Like Dad

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Way up high in the rolie

Polie sky ♪

♪ Is a little round planet of

A really nice guy ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid ♪

♪ The swellest kid around

♪ Wee ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: ah, now for a little

Peace and quiet.

Olie: mom, dad, seen my

Ball?!

Zowie: mommy, mommy!

Olie: where's spot?

Oh, there he is.

Zowie: [laughing]

Spot: rruf rruf...

Zowie: dolly boo boo.

Kiss better?

Olie: can I make a sandwich?

Pappy: well, I wondered

Where everybody got to.

Nice day outside.

What you all doing up here?

Dad: we thought we might

Have a quiet time for

Yourselves.

To read our books.

Pappy: hmm, quiet time, huh?

Olie: hmm, don't worry mom

And dad.

We have to keep pappy busy so

He doesn't bother mom and dad.

Pappy: [laughing]

Me?

Zowie: busy busy busy

Busy...

Olie: come on pappy.

Let's do something.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: musical chairs.

Remember pappy, when the music

Stops, you got to sit down

Fast.

Pappy: okey doke --

Zowie: [laughing]

Spot: rruf rruf!

Pappy: yikes!

Olie: spot b*at ya, pappy.

You're out.

Pappy: hee hee.

Oh, well then I'll just take a

Front row seat and watch the

Fun.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: stop it spot.

Spot!

Pappy: [laughing]

Oh,

[Snoring]

Olie: hey, how can we keep

Pappy busy if he's napping?

Zowie: busy busy busy nap

Nap nap.

Pappy: oh?

What?

Oh, where?

Olie: come on, pappy.

Frozen tag!

Zowie: [laughing]

Pappy it, pappy it.

Olie: if you touch us, we

Have to freeze like statues.

Pappy: okey dokey.

Look out, here I come!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: [laughing]

Pappy: gotcha now!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: gotcha!

Whew!

You two sure tucker me out.

Your old pappy needs a

Breather.

[Yawning]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: uh oh!

Pappy, pappy!

Pappy: [snoring]

Olie: now who's gonna

Unfreeze us?

Spot!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf!

Olie: good job, spot.

Now unfreeze, pappy.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf!

Pappy: oh?

Yuck!

Olie: new game, pappy.

Come on!

Pappy: oh!

Olie: blind dog's bluff.

Zowie: have seat.

Have seat.

Pappy: how about you let me

Pick something to keep me busy.

Olie: okey dokey, pappy.

Pappy: presenting... Pappy

The magician.

Ziggity zaggity zoo!

Olie: wow!

How do you do that, pappy?

Pappy: all in the magic

Words, olie.

The disappearing leg.

Zippity zapty zay!

Zowie: pappy leg go bye bye.

Pappy: zag ziggity zog.

Ta da!

Olie: do some more magic

Pappy.

Zowie: more more more.

Pappy: how about you two

Tryin' a bit of magic of your

Own.

Just have to close your eyes,

Wave the wand and say the

Magic words.

Zim zam zimity ziggity zoo.

Zowie: zoo zoo zimzam

Zig zam zoo.

Olie: zoe, we made pappy

Disappear!

Wow!

I wonder where we disappeared

Him to?

Wait 'til we tell pappy it

Worked.

Okay zowie, let's undisappear

Him.

Zowie: zim zam ziggity

Zaggity zoo.

Pappy: [snoring]

Olie: wonder why pappy

Won't undisappear?

Let me try.

Zoowee zowie ziggity zaggity

Zoo!

He's got to be here somewhere.

Ziggy zig zog!

Zowie: zig zig zog.

Olie: zigzag ziggy zag.

Zowie: zigzag zowie.

Olie: ziggy zig zog.

Zowie: zoo zoo zig zig

Zowie.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zoo zoo zig zig zig.

Olie: ziggity zaggity zoop

Zoop.

Zowie: ziggity zaggity zoo.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: seen pappy?

Dad: no.

I guess that's 'cos you two

Did such a good job keepin'

Him busy.

Olie: we did a good job

Doing magic too.

We disappeared him.

Only now, we can't undisappear

Him.

Dad: okey dokey, let's have

A look.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: [snoring]

Mom: hear that?

Hey kids, was there a magic

Word?

Olie: yes.

Zowie: yeah.

Mom: maybe try it again,

One more time.

Olie: ziggity, zippity zip!

Olie: pappy!

Zowie: pappy!

Olie: we disappeared ya

Pappy.

Pappy: well I'm back now.

There's a big berry pie in the

Fridge I wouldn't mind makin'

Disappear.

Hee hee!

But I'll need some help.

Olie: yeah!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: the one foot hoppin'

Champion of the universe!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: don't worry, big wally.

It's just a boingy spring

Stuck in your compressor.

Just in time, olie.

How about handin' your old dad

That revubilzer, please and

Thank you.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

There ya go.

That should do it.

Olie: gee whilakers, dad.

You sure are good at fixin'

Things.

Dad: well, maybe now.

Never used to be.

Olie: really?

Dad: you bet.

But I kept tryin'.

And the more I tried the

Better I got at it.

Olie: well you must have

Tried lots.

Because you're really good now.

Dad: you're good at a lot

Of things too, olie.

Olie: I am pretty good at

Hoppin'.

I can hop around the whole

Kitchen on one foot!

Maybe if I keep tryin' I could

Hop through the whole house on

One foot.

Dad: well, what are ya

Waitin' for?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: [laughing]

Olie: I'm hoppin' through

The whole house on one foot.

Top to bottom and bottom to --

Zowie: catch olie!

Catch!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie catch good.

Catch more, olie?

Olie: can't play catch

Right now, zowie.

I'm hoppin' through the house

On one foot.

Zowie: hop hop?

Olie: yeah.

Just watch.

I guess I should start over.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Howdy room.

Howdy beddy.

Howdy spot.

I'm hoppin' through the house

On one --

No spot!

Down, down!

Oh!

Spot: rruf rruf!

Olie: gee whilakers, spot.

Now I have to start all over

Again!

Spot: [whimpering]

Olie: it's not your fault.

You didn't know I was hoppin'

Through the whole house.

Spot: rruf rruf.

Olie: that's right.

On one foot!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: [humming]

I can't believe the clothes

This family goes through.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: start again!

Pappy: hee hee!

Nothing like an appetizer

Before dinner.

Oops!

Pappy: catch her, olie!

Olie: wow!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: nice catch, partner.

Maybe we'll wait for dinner.

How about a nap?

Yeah.

Olie: [sighing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Knocking]

Billy: hey olie.

What ya doin'?

Olie: hoppin' through the

House on one foot.

Billy: wow!

The whole house?

Olie: yeah, just watch.

Zowie: catch, olie?

Billy: guess you have to

Start over, huh?

Um, see ya later.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: olie.

Olie poly?

Olie: [sighing]

Dad:need a squirt of oil.

Got my hands full.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Good.

Right there.

Okey dokey.

That'll do her, olie.

How goes the hoppin'?

Olie: [sighing]

I only got as far as zowie's

Room.

Dad: [whistle]

Olie: but I wanted to hop

Through the whole house!

Dad: well that's almost the

Whole house.

Just this morning you were

Happy you could hop through

The whole kitchen.

Olie: now I'm all the way

To zowie's room!

That's far!

I am a better hopper than I

Was this morning.

Dad: you bet.

That's what tryin' does.

Olie: thanks, dad.

I'm kind of thirsty.

How about some lemonade?

Dad: wouldn't be a burden.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: lemonade for everyone.

Mom: why olie, what a

Pleasant surprise.

Looks delicious.

Pappy: oh!

Yuck!

Little sour, olie.

Olie: don't worry, pappy,

The more I try, the better

I'll get at makin' it.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: almost done.

Okey dokey clocky.

Here's hopin'.

[Alarm ringing]

It worked!

Spot: rruf rruf!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: I did it, mom!

I fixed clocky!

Mom: you sure did.

Why you're growing up to be

Just like dad.

Olie: I am?

Mom: the spittin' image.

Olie: just like dad!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: morning, mom.

Olie: morning, mom.

Mom: my turn makin'

Breakfast.

What will you boys have?

Dad: a rolie polie poached

Egg.

And a side of boinky bacon.

Olie: a rolie polie poached

Egg.

And a side of boinky bacon.

Dad: but I thought you

Didn't like boinky bacon, olie?

Olie: I do now.

Dad: hmm.

Olie: hmm.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: am I imagining it.

Or are you doing everything

I'm doing?

Olie: mom says I'm growing

Up to be just like you.

Mom: spittin' image.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: howdy daddy.

Howdy olie daddy.

[Laughing]

Olie: see?

Just like dad.

Dad: I chip off the old

Rolie polie orb, eh olie?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: see ya, boys.

Olie: see ya, boys.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: okey dokey, olie.

Give it a try.

Olie: okey dokey.

Dad: just squeeze here to

Let it know how fast you want

To go.

Not to --

Olie: whoa!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: [laughing]

Olie: whoa!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: okey dokey, olie?

Olie: okey dokey, dad.

Dad: well, you got the lawn

Waxed in record time.

Yup, a chip off the old rolie

Polie orb.

[Whistling]

Olie: cookin'?

Dad: cleanin'.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: [whistling]

Zowie: tv, tv, tv, tv.

Dad: how we doing, olie?

Olie: okey dokey, dad.

What's next?

Dad: what's next?

That's my boy.

Always about this time I have

A little afternoon snooze.

Olie: a nap?

We're not gonna do something?

Dad: [laughing]

Still lots to do after a

Snooze.

[Sighing]

Olie: [sighing]

Oh!

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

[Laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf!

Olie: can't play, spot.

Gotta snooze.

Spot: rruf!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: hey olie, wanna play?

Olie: pirates?

Billy: yeah.

Olie: ah, no thanks, billy.

Billy: but it's your

Favourite game, olie.

Olie: I know, billy.

But dad and I have a lot of

Work to do.

Zowie: [laughing]

Spot: rruf rruf.

Billy: okay then.

Argh!

Dad: you want to go play

With billy, olie?

Olie: nokey dokey, dad.

I like doin' stuff just like

You do.

Dad: you sure?

Olie: um... Sure.

Dad: [whistling]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: lookin' good, olie.

Olie: lookin' good, dad.

Zowie: [laughing]

Up up up up up!

Olie: whew!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

Zowie: up up up up!

Dad: oh, olie!

Olie: oh, no!

Sorry dad.

I didn't mean to!

Dad: I know you didn't,

Olie.

Accidents happen.

I usually end up doing this to

Myself.

You saved me the trouble.

You know, maybe you'd rather

Be off playin' with your

Friends?

Olie: no dad.

I want to do grown up things.

I want to be just like you.

Dad: well, let's take a

Breather.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: up up up.

Dad: you know, I used to

Have jobs to do when I was

Your age.

Olie: yeah?

Like what?

Dad: oh, playin' with my

Dog and takin' care of my

Sister.

And bein' with my friends.

Olie: those are jobs?

Dad: [chuckling]

You bet.

And you know, maybe if you

Wanna be like me, you can be

Like me when I was your age.

Olie: playin' with spot,

Takin' care of zowie and bein'

With billy?

Dad: and you want to know

Something, olie polie?

When I was your age, I was

Just like you.

Olie: thanks, dad.

I'll do a good job!

I'm comin' zowie!

Dad: a chip off the old orb.

Spot: rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

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