01x07 - Spot's Birthday/ Sir Rolie Polie Oily/ Universal Spot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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01x07 - Spot's Birthday/ Sir Rolie Polie Oily/ Universal Spot

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Way up high in the rolie

Polie sky ♪

♪ Is a little round planet of

A really nice guy ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid ♪

♪ The swellest kid around

♪ Wee ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Have a rolie rolie

Birthday ♪

♪ Have a rolie polie year

♪ Have a rolie polie

Birthday ♪

♪ 'Cos spot, we're glad

You're here ♪♪

Olie: happy birthday spot.

Surprise!

Spot: rruf rruf!

Zowie: surprise surprise

Surprise!

Olie: [laughing]

Zowie: [laughing]

Dad: [sighing]

Hard to believe it's been a

Whole year.

Olie: remember how little

Spot used to be?

Zowie: spot puppy.

Mom: yes, zowie.

Spot was just a puppy.

And you were just a baby.

Dad: I remember the day we

Brought him home.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: gee whiz!

My own pet!

Spot: [yawning]

Olie: I'll feed him and

Wash him and walk him and

Teach him how to play catch.

Spot: rruf rruf.

[Laughing]

Dad: oh, no you don't.

Spot: rruf rruf.

Mom: isn't he just as cute

As a button?

Zowie: [laughing]

Gee whiz!

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

Olie: maybe we should call

Him... Spot.

Mom and dad: [laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: catch, spot.

Catch the ball, boy.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf.

Olie: spot!

Mom: olie, got to keep an

Eye on spot.

Diggin' in the yard is a nokey

Dokey.

Olie: oh!

No diggin' spot!

You're in there somewhere.

Gotcha!

You're not gettin' away from

Me... Whoa!

Oops.

[Laughing]

Catch the ball, spot.

Come on boy, catch!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

Olie: catch spot!

Catch!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf!

Olie: I know!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: hmm?

Olie: catch the ball and

Get some chewies spot.

Chewies!

Uh oh!

Spot!

Oh, spot!

Mom: oh!

Olie: don't worry, mom.

I'll clean it up.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: shh, it's okay, spot.

Mom: the tickin' of the

Clock will sound like another

Dog's heartbeat.

So spot won't be lonely.

Don't be too long with spot,

Olie polie.

It's your bedtime too.

Olie: okey dokey, mom.

Nightie night, spot.

Maybe tomorrow I can teach you

How to catch the ball.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: [howling]

Dad: olie, got to quiet him

Down.

Olie: can spot sleep in my

Room tonight?

Dad: 'fraid not.

He has to get used to sleepin'

In his own bed.

Olie: okey dokey.

Spot: [howling]

Olie: shh.

It's okay, spot.

You want the light on?

Spot: rruf rruf.

Olie: okey dokey.

But shh!

Oh, spot.

Nightie night.

[Alarm clock ringing]

Spot: rruf rruf.

Mom: olie!

Olie: don't worry, mom.

Zowie: [crying]

Mom: comin' zowie.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf.

Olie: calm down, spot.

This is your bed.

You have to go to sleep.

Please!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: [howling]

Zowie: [crying]

Mom: olie!

Dad: comin', zowie.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: [yawning]

Well, I'll be.

[Laughing]

Up and at 'em, olie.

Olie: [moaning]

Dad: spend the whole night

There?

Olie: guess so.

Dad: well, that explains

How you finally got spot quiet.

Mom: shh.

Zowie's still sleepin'.

[Crash]

Spot: rruf rruf.

Olie: I'll get it.

Oh, spot!

Oh!

Never knew puppies could be so

Much trouble.

[Sighing]

Hmm?

Spot: rruf rruf.

Rruf rruf rruf rruf.

Olie: you did it, spot.

You brought me my ball.

Yahoo!

Want to play catch?

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf.

Olie: okey dokey.

Maybe you're a lot of work.

But you're worth every bit of

It.

'Cos you're my dog, spot.

[Laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: want to play some

Catch, spot?

Spot: rruf rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: good old spot.

I wouldn't trade him for

Anything.

[Laughing]

Happy birthday, spot.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: and so, sir rolie

Polie oily and his trusty

Squire, squirt, used their

Cloak of invisibility to pass

Through the gate of the goblin

Unseen.

Olie: gate of the goblin.

Zowie: goblin.

Pappy: and found themselves

In the dungeon of dread.

Olie: dungeon of dread!

Zowie: dungeon.

Pappy: there, they found

The secret w*apon.

And with it, confronted the

Evil rust monster!

Squeak... Squeak... Squeak.

Zowie: olie!

Pappy: but, sir oily and

Squirt were not afraid.

No!

They stood their ground.

Oh, wow!

Aha!

That!

Ta da!

And vanquished the evil rust

Monster.

Olie: vanquished!

Zowie: vanquis.

Pappy: and from that day on

There were no more rusty

Squeaks in the metallic

Medieval robot world of olie

Land.

And everyone lived squeakless

Ever after.

The end.

Hooray!

Pappy: oh!

Olie: that was a great

Story, pappy.

Zowie: again pappy, again!

Olie: yeah.

Another story, pappy.

Pappy: hee hee hee hee.

Maybe later.

Your old pappy's joints need a

Little restin'.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Knee's gettin' a little stiff

On me.

Olie: okey dokey, pappy.

Maybe later.

[Squeak]

Gee whiz zowie, hear that?

Where's there's a squeak

There's rust.

And where there's rust

There's... Sir rolie polie

Oily and his trusty squire

Squirt.

Zowie: olie and squirt.

Olie: no zowie, it's sir

Oily and squirt.

Zowie: olie and squirt.

[Squeak]

Olie: oh!

Evil rust monster.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Like in the story, we need the

Secret w*apon.

But to get it, we must travel

To... The dungeon of dread.

Come on.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie?

Zowie: dungeon scary.

Olie: just pretending.

The dungeon of dread is just

The garage.

We need dad's oil can for our

Secret w*apon.

Okey dokey, squire squirt?

Zowie: okey dokey oily olie.

Olie: shh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: there's the gate of

The goblin.

Quick!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Okey dokey.

Now we have to trick the

Goblin to get past the gate.

We'll use the secret knock.

[Knocking]

Dad: someone's knockin' at

The door.

Olie: it's the goblin.

Charge!

Zowie: [laughing]

Olie: oh, no!

The dragon of dread is

Guarding the door.

Back off dragon!

Sir oily and squirt command

You.

Whoa!

[Laughing]

Save me squirt, save me.

Zowie: tick tick tick tick.

[Laughing]

Tick tick tick tick.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf.

Olie: that'll show you for

Tryin' to lick sir oily.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf.

Olie: good work, squire

Squirt.

Now we may pass into the

Dungeon of dread.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Think we need some magic words.

Open sesame!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

There!

The oil can.

The only thing that can

Vanquish the rust monster.

Beware, brave squire.

We still have to get by the

Firebreathing furnace.

And the gobble-you-up gears.

Hmm.

I know!

Come on!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Cover me!

Look, a secret passage!

Hurry!

Zowie: bye bye.

Olie: now we must oil the

Evil rust monster and vanquish

Him.

I hope we're not too late.

[Squeak]

Nope, guess we're not.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Squeak]

Olie: got to stop that

Squeak.

You tickle, and I'll oil.

It must know we're getting

Closer.

[Squeak]

Oh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Back off you rust monster!

Pappy: huh?

Zowie: pappy?

Olie: look out , squirt.

The evil rust monster has

Taken over our pappy.

Pappy: squirt?

The rust monster?

Me?

Olie: sir oily has come to

Vanquish you.

Pappy: sir oily, huh?

Well, well then, vanquish away.

For I am the evil rust monster.

[Laughing]

Zowie: tick tick tick tick.

Pappy: [laughing]

Not the secret w*apon.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

You did it!

You rescued me from the evil

Rust monster!

And I can't tell ya how much

Better your old pappy feels.

Zowie: squeaky all gone.

Pappy: so then, as a reward

For good sir oily and squire

Squirt... How's about another

Story?

Zowie: [laughing]

Pappy: [laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: and so the robo

Creature from the lagoon

Finally made friends with all

The people of polie land...

The ones he didn't eat.

Thanks to the monster hunter

And his helper.

Olie: the monster hunters!

Zowie: monster hunters!

Monster hunters!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: nokey dokey, zo.

Mom: olie, zowie, find your

Father.

We could use a hand.

Olie: okey dokey.

He's in the garage.

Inventing again.

Zowie: venting venting

Venting.

Dad: [whistling]

Olie: mom needs help in the

Kitchen, dad.

Dad: be finished up

Lickety-split.

Olie: that's the trouble

With robot dogs.

They'll eat anything.

Dad: never did find my tape

Dibily dobber.

Spot: oh!

Olie: uh oh.

Looks like spot picked up a

Flea.

He's gonna need a flea bath.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf!

Dad: great rollin'

Doughnuts!

It's finished!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: I call it the

Universal remote-o-matic.

Olie: what's it do, dad?

Dad: [laughing]

Makes everything easier for

Everybody.

Just press the button.

Mom: oh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: neato!

Can I try?

Huh, dad?

Zowie: me me me!

Me!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: wow, it works on

Everything.

Zowie: me olie, me!

Oops.

Dad: the car!

Zowie: me turn, me turn!

Mom: looks like someone

Could use a nap before dinner.

Zowie: me no sleepy.

Olie: I'll get your dolly,

Zowie.

Okey dokey?

Zowie: thank you, olie.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: time to get back to

Work.

Spot: mmm.

Mom: let's get fixin'.

Dad's doing gravy.

And olie's settin' the table.

Dad: okey --

Olie: dokey.

Mom: oh, that's peculiar.

It looks like something's

Wrong with the tap.

Dad: [chuckling]

Leave it to me.

I'll have it in tap top shape

In a jiffy.

Spot: rruf rruf!

Olie: wow, popcorn for

Dinner?

Mom: no.

Something must be wrong with

Popper too.

Dad: [chuckling]

Looks like I got my work cut

Out for me.

Mom: you betcha!

Olie: everything's going

Crazy!

Whoa!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: never thought I'd say

This... May have to call in...

A repairman.

Olie: whoa!

Whoa!

Now the whole room's goin'

Around.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: why is all this

Happening?

Olie: because spot's got a

Flea!

Huh?

Olie: every time he

Scratches he turns something

On.

Because spot ate the

Remote-o-matic!

Dad: here spot.

Olie: here spot.

Don't worry.

We're not going to give you a

Flea bath or anything.

Dad: we've got to stop him

Scratchin' or he'll have the

Whole house bouncin' upside

Down.

Olie: he's running because

He thinks we're gonna give him

A bath.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Doorbell ringing]

Mom: the coffee pot!

The oven!

Aah!

Spot: rruf rruf!

Dad: whoa!

Mom: the blender.

Olie: come back, spot!

Dad: whoa ho!

Olie: don't worry, spot.

It's not what you think.

No spot, no!

Dad: oh!

Olie: over here, dad!

Dad: olie!

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

Olie: spot!

Gotcha!

Dad: look out!

<Span>ole</span>!

<Span>ole</span>!

Dad: oh!

A tad warm!

Mom: stop spot scratchin',

Olie.

Olie: where is he, mom?

Olie: there he is!

Spot: achoo!

Olie: got it!

Yuck!

Dad: well, guess we won't

Be needin' this after all.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Looks like we're eatin' out.

Mom: everyone except spot.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]
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