01x08 - Squaresville/ Zowie's Harmonica/ Unruly Polie Olie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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01x08 - Squaresville/ Zowie's Harmonica/ Unruly Polie Olie

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Way up high in the rolie

Polie sky ♪

♪ Is a little round planet of

A really nice guy ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid ♪

♪ The swellest kid around

♪ Wee ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: olie!

Zowie!

Got a surprise for ya.

Olie: yeah!

Zowie: prize prize prize.

Olie: gee whiz!

What is it pappy?

Loop deloop?

Zowie: loop loop.

Loop loop?

Olie: thanks pappy.

Come on zo.

I'll show you how to loop

Deloop.

Zowie: loop loop loop

Loop.

Thank you, pappy.

Pappy: hee hee.

Oh, you're welcome.

Have fun kids.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: see zowie?

Like this.

Round and round and round and

Round.

Zowie: zowie do, olie.

Zowie do.

Round round round round round

Round round round.

Oh!

Billy: howdy do?

What ya playin' olie?

Olie: loop deloop.

Want to try, billy?

Billy: you betcha.

Olie: try it again, billy.

Billy: you bet.

Zowie: me billy, me.

Round round round.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: ah, it's no use.

Olie: just takes some

Practice, billy.

Billy: nah, it's 'cos I'm

Square.

Olie: no it's not.

Billy: is too!

Everything is round.

Even the games we play.

Baseball, flying saucers.

Even loop deloops.

Sometimes I wish there was

Some place square I could go.

[Sighing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: billy sad, olie?

Olie: I got an idea!

Billy: everything's round.

[Sighing]

Olie: billy.

Billy bevel, your spaceship

Is ready.

Billy: my spaceship?

Neato!

I like the shape.

Olie: you betcha.

But better than that, is where

It's going.

Billy: where olie?

Olie: come on and see.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

All aboard.

Prepare for blast off.

Billy: check, captain.

Olie: escape hatch?

Billy: check.

Olie: rockets?

Billy: check.

Olie: countdown.

Three, two, one, blast off!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: look out for that

Planet!

Spot: rruf rruf rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Oh, no!

A green planet.

Billy: change course,

Captain.

[Laughing]

Spot: rruf rruf.

Billy: oh, a whole new

Galaxy.

Olie: let's see if we can

Refuel at the space station.

Olie: fill her up with

Chocolate chip.

Thanks, alien type mom.

Mom: [laughing]

Spot: rruf rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: billy bevel, welcome

To the planet squaresville.

The only square place in the

Whole round rolie polie galaxy.

Billy: cubic, olie!

Totally cubic!

Olie: and we're just in

Time for the games.

Billy: what games, olie?

Olie: where's the square.

Billy: I like the sound of

It already.

Olie: I count and you go be

The square.

One, two, three, four.

No cheating, spot.

Close your eyes.

Ready or not, where's the

Square?

Spot: rruf rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Aha!

Huh?

Gotcha!

Oh?

I didn't think this would be

So hard.

Billy: got you!

Olie: ah!

Gee whiz, billy.

You were there the whole time?

Billy: yup.

Now it's my turn.

One, two, three, four, five,

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Where's the square?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: [chuckling]

Come out, come out, wherever

You are.

Olie: didn't think I'd be

That easy to find.

Billy: real easy.

What's next?

Olie: now the way to stack

The square stuff really works

Is to see how many boxes we

Can carry on our heads across

The yard.

Billy: !

I got boxes, olie.

Olie: I knew you'd be good

At this game, billy.

But, I didn't think you'd be

That good.

I didn't even get one.

Billy: ah, it's easy.

What's next?

Olie: you have to balance

On the box.

Billy: like this olie?

Olie: yeah, billy.

Billy: come on, it's easy.

Olie: but it's not suppose

To be that easy.

Here goes.

Billy: look at me, no hands!

Olie: this part is gonna be

Tough.

Whoa!

Billy: do I have to do

That?!

Olie: whoa whoa whoa!

Spot: rruf rruf rruf.

Billy: ah!

Spot: rruf rruf.

[Laughing]

Billy: this is fun, isn't

It olie?

Olie: yeah.

But I'm b*at.

Now I know how you feel, billy.

Bein' round in a square world

Isn't easy.

Billy: looks to me like you

Need a little refueling.

How about a cookie?

Olie: round?

Or square?

Billy: how about a

Triangle?

[Laughing]

♪ Pals pals chums and pals

♪ Pals pals chums and pals

♪ Pals pals chums and pals

♪ Pals pals chums and

Pals ♪♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: gee whiz, dad.

Zowie sure loves that

Harmonica pappy gave her.

Dad: oh, she sure does,

Olie.

Olie: eats with it, sleeps

With it.

And even takes it into the

Bathtub.

If she doesn't stop, she's

Gonna wear it out.

Dad: I can think of worse

Things.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: zowie music, spot.

Spot: [whimpering]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: the ball game!

Olie: we're gonna be late!

Mom: have fun.

Okey dokey, zowie.

Here's your cookie.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: oh, no you don't!

Took me hours to pull last

Night's mashed taters out of

That thing.

Zowie: zowie music, mummy.

Mom: and very nice music

Too.

Zowie: [laughing]

Mom: but now it's nappies

For zowie.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: mommy!

[Crying]

Harmonica, mommy.

Harmonica!

Mom: oh, don't cry.

It's downstairs.

I'll get it.

Huh?

Now where did I put that

Harmonica?

Guess she's gonna have to do

Without it for one nap.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ We're bad and blue

♪ Oh, what are we to do

♪ Bad day, bad night

♪ We got to make it right

♪ Her toy, we grabbed

♪ Now we are so sad

♪ Boohoo ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf.

Rruf rruf!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: [laughing]

Harmonica!

Harmonica!

Harmonica!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ We're good, we're bright

♪ What a happy sight

♪ Today, tonight

♪ We went and made it right

♪ Her toy, we grabbed

♪ And now we are so glad

♪ Yee hee ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

Olie: it's up to us to save

The world.

Billy: the evil alien slime

Balls are after us, captain.

Olie: evasive action, billy.

Full speed ahead.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf

Rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: look out for those

Asteroids!

Hold on billy, we're gonna

Crash!

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

Olie: lava planet.

Quick!

Launch jet boots.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf!

[Laughing]

Mom: olie!

Olie: oh!

Mom: you know the rules.

Nokey dokey jumping on the

Furniture.

Nokey dokey spaceships in the

House.

And nokey dokey so much noise.

Olie: but we were savin'

The world.

Mom: rules are rules.

Olie: sorry, mom.

Mom: and you'll have to

Tidy up this room.

Olie: [sighing]

Billy: I got rules at my

House too.

A zillion of 'em.

[Sighing]

[Laughing]

Dad: [whistling]

Look at the mess!

Olie: the alien slime ball

King made us slaves in his

Space kitchen.

Dad: mmm hmm.

Billy: and if we didn't

Make him lunch, he was gonna

Eat us.

Dad: mmm hmm.

Olie: so we made him space

Mutant soup.

Dad: mmm hmm.

Olie: and kept all the

Fruity gooey gobs --

Billy: and sticky snacks

For ourselves.

Dad: mmm hmm.

You know the rules olie.

Makin' a mess is a nokey dokey.

Olie: sorry, dad.

Dad: now you'll have to

Clean this up.

Olie: it was easier being

Slaves for the slime ball king.

Billy: yeah.

At least he didn't have any

Rules.

Dad: and don't eat too much

Candy.

[Beeping]

Olie: don't jump on the

Furture!

Billy: don't make noise!

Olie: don't make a mess!

Billy: don't eat too much

Candy!

Olie: I'm tired of rules!

Billy: me too!

Olie: I wish we could go

Live some place where there

Were no rules.

Billy: me too!

Olie: I've got an idea!

Billy: me too!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: well billy, our new

Home.

What do ya think?

Lots of fresh air, and

Sunshine and best of all --

No rules!

Yea!

Olie: we can jump on the

Furniture if we want.

Billy: we can make all the

Noise we want.

Olie: we can make a mess if

We want.

Billy: and we can eat all

The candy we want.

Hooray!

Yea!

Yahoo!

Yippee!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: another sticky

Snack, olie?

Olie: no thanks.

How about some more fruity

Gooey gobs, billy?

Billy: maybe later.

This is great.

We can eat all the candy we

Want.

Olie: and... We don't have

To clean up either.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: kind of sticky.

Maybe washing up is an okay

Rule.

But no rules is better.

Olie: think we've had

Enough candy, billy?

No!

[Laughing]

Billy: what's that flyin'

By?

Vroom!

Olie: where?

Billy: higher than a box

Kite!

Whoosh!

Olie: billy!

Billy: faster than a

Speeding boxcar.

Olie: billy.

Billy!

Do you have to read out loud?

Billy: yup.

You bet.

Remember we can make all the

Noise we want.

It's cube man!

The wedge crusader.

Da da da da!

Billy: maybe quiet reading

Time is an okay rule.

But no rules is better.

Fruity gooey gob?

Billy: [mumbling]

Olie: let's go play

Soccer.

What do ya say?

Billy: you bet!

Billy: [laughing]

Olie: it's stuck!

Help get this box off me billy.

Billy: this looks like a

Job for cube man!

Told ya the candies were

Sticky.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Real sticky.

Olie: boy!

Hurt your head?

Billy: no.

It's stuck.

Olie: maybe we should have

Washed-up.

Billy: and cleaned up the

Mess.

[Rumbling]

Olie: billy, I don't feel

So good.

Billy: me too.

Think it might have something

To do with all that candy we

Ate?

Olie: yeah.

So you still want to live in a

Place with no rules, billy?

Billy: oh.

[Knocking]

Mom: oh, dear!

Olie: oh, mom, we're tired

Of the no rules club.

Olie and billy: [moaning]

Mom: now you two just take

It easy while I call billy's

Mom.

She'll come and get you.

Olie: thanks, mom.

Billy: thanks, mrs. Polie.

Olie: thanks, spot.

Billy: thanks, spot.

Zowie: [laughing]

Mmm, yummy.

Lick?

No thanks.

[Rumbling]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]
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