02x41, 42, 43, 44 - The Grandparents Badge/The Organising Badge/The Looking After Badge/The Comedy Badge

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR: Tag,

isn't it time for...

[GASPS]

Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee and
the Grandparents Badge.

NARRATOR:
Hello, Squirrels. What are you?

We're getting ready.

For our grandparents.

They're coming
for show-and-tell.

Will you be okay
with them here, Duggee?

[WOOFS AFFIRMATIVELY]

NARRATOR: Why, of course!

Duggee has
his Grandparents Badge.

He knows what they like.
Peace and quiet and a nice cup.

That doesn't sound like
our grandparents.

[PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD]

But that does!

Tres, dos, uno...
Geronimo!

There she is! Hello, Gran!

Hello, Tag!

Woof?

BETTY'S GRANDAD:
Grab holes, ahoy!

And here's Admiral Grandad.

Good morning, Betty.

And there's my gran.

Hello, Happy.

Oh, hold on, bus driver.

[TYRES SCREECH]

My bag.

[VEHICLE BACKFIRES]

Hello, Grandad!

-Hello, Roly!
-[BANGING]

And my gran.

[TYRES SCREECH]

Hello, Norrie!

[SQUIRRELS CHEERING]

NARRATOR:
Well, they're a lively bunch.

[WOOFS AFFIRMATIVELY]

[CLUCKS]

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR: Yes.
Who would like to go first?

-Shall we, Tag?
-Yeah. Let's show them the broo.

TAG'S GRANDMA: Last summer,
Tag and I were skating in the p.

Come on, Tag, you can do it.

Ooh... Ow!

Ooh.

When I suddenly realised
I'd lost my brooch.

[GASPS] Where's my brooch?

I'll help, Grandma.

Ooh!

Gran!

I found it!

[GASPS]

And you skated here
all on your own!

I did.

TAG'S GRANDMA:
A day I'll never forget.

-Ooh. Nor me.
-[OTHERS LAUGH]

NARRATOR: What a lovely story.

[WOOFS AFFIRMATIVELY]

-NARRATOR: So, who's going to g.
-Betty and I were out hiking.

This way to the beauty spot.

Isn't it that way,
Admiral Grandad?

Look, this seaweed only grows
in a north-westerly direction.

Erm... Yes, quite right.
Come on!

Due south now, Betty.

Don't cutlery fish always swim
south before lunch?

Erm... Exactly. This way!

We're lost!

-Oh...
-Oh, you're funny, Grandad.

We're already here.

Oh... Well spotted, Betty!
You've passed my test.

And look!

I also spotted this.

No-one likes a show-off, Betty.

SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

Quite a haul, eh?

Now, this is from when Happy anI
went on a painting expedition.

There I was,
painting the lush canopy,

the iridescent colours
of the butterflies,

the toned muscularity
of the bear,

while Happy tore through
the extraneous

and within a few strokes,

captured the very essence
of the scene.

Water!

I think he has real talent.

[OTHERS MURMURING]

See this?

The other day, Roly was helpinge
cut the grass when my mower...

-[BANGING]
-...lost a nut.

Oh!

Not to worry. I'll fix it.

But Roly had, um, other ideas.

He made some good suggestions.

SQUIRRELS: Did he?

ROLY'S GRANDAD:
[CHUCKLES] Oh, yes.

[FLAMES ROARING]

NARRATOR: Well, um, now
for our last show-and-tell...

Ever since Norrie was little,
we've been building this.

Gran signed up
to a weekly magazine.

Build Your Own Boat In A Bottle.

NORRIE'S GRAN: We finally
put a cork in it last weekend.

-[POPPING]
-NORRIE: Yay!

NARRATOR: What fantastic thingse
laid out on the table for us a.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

But shame your table's a bit
wonky, Duggee.

[KNOCKING]

Oh...

[CRASHES]

[ALL GASP]

Our ship!

My life's work!

I think we can fix this
if we put our old heads togethe.

[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Right, we've got a plan.

But we're going to need
peace and quiet.

And a nice cup of tea!

NARRATOR: Good job you've got
your Grandparents Badge, eh, D?

ROLY'S GRANDAD:
First thing, lollipop sticks.

Can't quite reach.

-Let me. Hup! Upsy-daisy.
-Yay!

Next, glue.

[MUFFLED] Ooh. I remember seeing
some glue in my bag a few years.

Here it is!

-Dab, dab, dab.
-ROLY'S GRANDAD: Wallop!

Bad news.
The sail's been compromised.

Lucky I've got my biker's scarf.

[LAUGHS]

But how does the boat
get into the bottle?

[CLEARS THROAT] If I may...

I know a thing or two
about steering vessels

into difficult harbours.

[STRAINS]

[POPPING]

SQUIRRELS: Wow.

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

[PANTS AND WOOFS AFFIRMATIVELY]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels!

You've earned your
Grandparents Badge!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

Aw!

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

-SQUIRRELS: We got our...
-We know!

Your Grandparents Badge.

Aw.

-[CAR HONKS]
-NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[CRASHING]

[FLAMES ROARING]

NARRATOR: Betty,

isn't it time for...

[GASPS]

Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Organising Badge.

Ha!

NARRATOR: Hello, Roly!
What are you doing?

I don't know!

I'm parking my cars.

I'm colouring in.

I'm arranging flowers.

And I've built a tower

for all my things.

OTHERS: Wow!

What's in your tower, Betty?

Well, on the first floor
are my books.

Floor five, science things.

Nine, lunch boxes.

Fourteen, haberdashery
and leather goods.

Top floor, penthouse.
Teddy bears!

Huh?

[STRAINS]

Ha!

Ro... Ro... Ro...

[SCREAMS] Roly!

Sorry.

What a mess.

Aw, we've got to tidy up now.

But tidying is so difficult.

No, it's easy-peasy!

No, no, Roly!
You can't do it like that.

Then how?

[DUGGEE WOOFS]

NARRATOR:
Well, Duggee could help.

He's got his Organising Badge.

SQUIRRELS: Organising?

[WOOFS AFFIRMATIVELY]

NARRATOR: Yes, organising sometg
means putting it in order.

Order?

Order!

NARRATOR: And you can order this
in lots of different ways.

Duggee's organised
his badges...

[WOOFS AFFIRMATIVELY]

By shape...

[WOOFS INSTRUCTIVELY]

By colour, and even...

[WOOFS EXCITEDLY]

By size.

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

Let's organise!

Let's organise the pencils
by colour.

HAPPY: Blue!
TAG: Orange!

BETTY: Green!
HAPPY: Yellow!

ROLY: Red!
BETTY: No, Roly!

This is a pen.

We're organising pencils.

See?

Now, let's organise the blocks
by shape.

-ROLY: Pink!
-[BLOCKS CLATTERING]

Green! Yellow!

-Roly!
-Yes?

We need to organise them
by shape,

otherwise they won't fit.

Oh.

NORRIE: Rectangles.
HAPPY: Triangles.

TAG: Circles.
NORRIE: Squares.

It fits.

Now, let's organise the toys.

By shape?

No! By size.

Oh.

SQUIRRELS: Small! Medium! Large!

We've organised
everything inside.

Let's organise everything...

[BIRD TWEETS]

SQUIRRELS: Outside!

SQUIRRELS: Size!

Small.

Medium.

-[BEE BUZZES]
-Large!

Oh...

SQUIRRELS: Shape!

Thin!

Square!

Round!

Oh...

SQUIRRELS: Colour!

Pink!

Green!

Blue!

Oh... Brown.

I... Must... Organise!

The animals?

Yes! Yes!

[GULPS]

SQUIRRELS: Shape!

SQUIRRELS: Triangles!

Circles! Semicircles!

[FROG CROAKS]

[HENS SCOFF]

Mmm!

[SHEEP BLEAT]

[CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY]

We are by far the best shape.

I'd rather be square.

What a shape!

Oh! Who put me with these two?
Where's Nigel? Nigel?

[SHEEP BLEAT]

Nom-nom-nom!

[WOOFS CAUTIOUSLY]

[WOLF LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

What if we organise them by...

SQUIRRELS: Colour?

BETTY: Orange!

[CLUCKS]

[MEOWS]

I don't think so.

NORRIE: Grey!

-Boo!
-[TRUMPETS]

Not cool, man.

ROLY: Green! Pink!
Red! Blue! Yellow!

Oh, why can't you be one colour?

I know.
Let's organise them by...

SQUIRRELS: Size!

-ROLY: Small!
-[ALL CHEER]

-NORRIE: Medium!
-[MEOWS]

ROLY: Large!

Oh, it's a little snug in here.

[CREAKING]

[BANGING]

I don't know why I'm even here.

Nigel!

Why are they
still not organised?

NARRATOR:
Maybe you could organise them .

Where they live?

Yes! Yes!

Nigel! At last.

All done!

We've organised everything.

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

[WOOFS AFFIRMATIVELY]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels!

You've earned
your Organising Badge!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HORN HONKS]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

NARRATOR: Aw!

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
Organising Badges!

Aw!

-NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.
-[CAR HONKS]

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[BURPS]

Yes! [BUZZES]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH FLUTE]

NARRATOR: Norrie,

isn't it time for...

[GASPS]

Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Looking After Badge.

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

NARRATOR:
Oh, I say! What's going on here?

Someone's going on an adventure.

NARRATOR: Ooh! Who?

Ladies and gentlemen,
today ze renowned traveller

Phileas Frog starts
his expedition around ze world

in a hot-air balloon!

ALL: Hooray!

Goodbye, rabbits. Goodbye, cows.

Goodbye, Pippin.

[GASPS] Oh, no! I forgot Pippin!

-Our potted plant.
-[ALL GASP]

Don't worry!
We'll look after it!

Oh, thank you.
We shall be back for you, Pippi.

But, er...
It's going to be a little while.

ALL: Bye!

How are we going to look
after a plant, Roly?

-Erm...
-[DUGGEE WOOFS]

NARRATOR:
Don't worry! Duggee can lend a.

Because he's got his
Looking After Badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Are we looking after
Pippin well, Duggee?

[WOOFS AFFIRMATIVELY]

I wonder where Phileas Frog
and Flea are now.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Delivery for the Square Wheels?

SQUIRRELS:
You mean the Squirrels.

[GASPS] It's a postcard.

What does it say?

"Greetings, Squirrels..."

FLEA: We are now
over ze Snowcone Mountains.

It is very cold here.

Mr Phileas Frog 'opes Pippin,
unlike himself, is getting eno.

Must stop as ze ink in my pen
'as frozen.

[TEETH CHATTERING]

Would you like some
more sunshine, Pippin?

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

ROLY: Oh, no!
Pippin's leaves keep falling of.

What should we do?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Delivery for the Squizzies?

SQUIRRELS:
You mean the Squirrels.

Thank you.

"Dearest Squirrels
and Pippin..."

FLEA: We are now forging
our way through ze 'ungry rain.

Ze creatures here
are many, but they are not all.

[GASPS AND SCREAMS]

[GASPS AND SCREAMS]

[GASPS AND SCREAMS]

We expect Pippin's leaves
are fallen off by now,

but that is nothing
to worry about.

Yours in haste,
Phileas Frog and Flea.

It's going to be okay.

HAPPY:
It's so cold, Duggee!

Are you sure Pippin's okay?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Squazzles?

SQUIRRELS: Squirrels!

Ooh! "Dear Squirrels.
Travelling is hard work..."

FLEA: You cannot stop
for even a moment.

Ze life of an adventurer
is an 'ard one.

They're so brave!

Oh, there's more.

FLEA: It will be cold at home,

so make sure Pippin
is kept nice and warm.

Now we must continue
with our arduous trip.

How will we keep Pippin warm?

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Ah!

There you go, Pippin.

Nice and cosy!

ROLY: What is that?

I don't know.

But it's getting bigger!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Squeezies?

SQUIRRELS: Squirrels!

Thank you.

"Dearest Squirrels.
It is so hot."

FLEA: We are in
ze Great Beige Desert.

There is nothing here
but beige sand.

Ze creatures are very beige.

'Ow we long to see Pippin's
glorious flower,

which will be
blooming around now.

[POPS]

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

[ALL SNIFF]

[EXCLAIMING DISGUSTEDLY]

It hurts my eyes.

"PS, the flower's smell

"is not to everyone's liking."

Hello!
Delivery for the Squirrels?

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

"Dear Squirrels."

FLEA: We 'ave travelled
so far and seen so much,

such as Jigsaw Ridge...

[CRASHING AND THUDDING]

Which I now fear
'as a few pieces missing,

ze Polka-Dot Pine Trees,

and ze slightly disappointing
Wild Waterfall.

But there is no place
like home and we long to see P.

See you soon!

SQUIRRELS:
It's Phileas Frog and Flea!

Bonjour, Squirrels!

It's so good to be back.

[IN FRENCH] Zut alors!

Pippin looks so 'appy.

[IN ENGLISH] You have done
a great job looking after 'er.

[CROAKS]

[WOOFS AND PANTS]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
Looking After Badge.

ALL: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR:
And here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

NARRATOR: Aw!

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our Looking After badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

-[CAR HONKS]
-NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[FARTS]

Oh, Pippin! Not again!

-NARRATOR: Tag?
-[BRAKES SQUEAL]

Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[LAUGHS]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Comedy Badge.

Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee has
planned for you today.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

Oh!

-[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]
-TAG: Ow!

-SQUIRRELS: Huh?
-Ooh.

Are you all right, Tag?

-Ow, my knee!
-Is it sore?

A little.

Medicine! We need medicine!

My mum always says laughter
is the best medicine.

-Is it?
-That's what my mum says.

SQUIRRELS:
Wow! Let's make Tag laugh!

-Er...
-But how?

DUGGEE: A-woof-woof!

NARRATOR:
Well, Duggee does have his...

-[HONKS]
-Comedy Badge!

He can help you make Tag laugh!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

A-woof woof-woof,
woof woof-woof.

NARRATOR: You see, Squirrels,
comedy is a delicate

and complex practice that covers
a wide variety of tastes and g,

all of which have
a shared purpose,

to turn a frown
upside down! [CHUCKLES]

Oh. A-woof-woof-woof.

NARRATOR: Yes. Let's start
at the beginning.

It's believed one of the first
recorded jokes

originated in Ancient Egypt.

-Squeak-squeak squeak-squeak.
-Squeak?

Squeak-squeak-squeak.

[MOUSE LAUGHS]

Oh. A-woof-woof-woof.

NARRATOR: From Ancient Egypt,
comedy developed through vario,

such as pictures...

[MOUSE LAUGHS]

Words...

[MOUSE LAUGHS]

-Stage...
-[HONKING]

[LAUGHS]

And of course, cinema,

where one of the great silent
comedians was Stanley Squeak.

Here's a clip from one
of his classic silly shorts.

-[MICE LAUGH]
-[DUGGEE LAUGHS]

Huh?

I thought comedy was
supposed to be funny?

A-woof...

NARRATOR: You're right, Duggee.t
people find different things f.

Well, I know what I find funny.
Dr Pluto's Fun Facts!

SQUIRRELS: Huh?

BETTY: It's a book where Dr Pluo
tells you fun facts about the .

Did you know it's impossible for
anyone to lick their own elbow?

This is fun!
But I'm not laughing.

NARRATOR: Yes, Roly, sometimes g
might be fun, but not necessar.

Busy Bears are funny!

-What are Busy Bears?
-Only my favourite show!

-Knock knock.
-Who is it?

-It's me.
-It can't be me.

-Why?
-Because I'm me.

-No, you're you.
-I'm you?

Then who's me?

-Me.
-[LAUGHS]

[ROLY SNIGGERS]

Oh!

I know what's funny!
My cousin Eric.

On holiday, Eric and I
went for a swim.

Water!

HAPPY: But the water only
came up to Eric's knees!

[GIGGLES]

You see, Eric's really tall.

-Oh.
-Don't you think my joke's funn?

That's not a joke, Happy,

that's just something
that happened!

I know a joke!

What do you get when you cross
an elephant with a potato?

Mashed potato!

Get it?

Er, no.

NORRIE: Elephant.

Potato.

Mashed potato!

Do elephants like potatoes?

No. My mum won't even
have them in the house.

Not even chips?

-It's not about...
-She doesn't like those either.

-That's not the...
-Chips aren't potatoes!

-She doesn't like them roasted.
-Yes, they are, Roly!

-Boiled...
-They're the wrong shape!

-Fried, sauteed...
-But that's...

That's not the point!

Oh! Nothing's making Tag laugh.

What's funny?

SQUIRRELS:
What's funny, Duggee?

Huh. Oh!

[SQUEAKS]

Huh?

[CLANGING]

Oh!

[DINGING]

-[CRASHING]
-Moo?

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

That's just like me!
I fall over all the time.

Is your knee better now,
Tag?

Huh? Oh, yeah, it's fine.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

NARRATOR: Ah, looks like
a good dose of physical comedy

did the trick, Duggee.

A-woo...

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels!

You've earned your
Comedy Badge!

[CHEERING]

[CAR HORN HONKS]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-Aw.
-HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our Comedy Badges!

Aw.

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

A-woo...

-Oh, not again, Duggee!
-[CRASHING]

[FAN BLOWS]

[BOINGING]

[SQUEAKING]

[CLANGING]

[TOOTS]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!