02x09, 10, 11, 12 - The Tadpole Badge/The Honey Badge/The Pottery Badge/The Teamwork Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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02x09, 10, 11, 12 - The Tadpole Badge/The Honey Badge/The Pottery Badge/The Teamwork Badge

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NARRATOR: Tag?
Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[GIGGLES]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

ALL: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and The Tadpole Badge!

Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee has
planned for you today.

[ALL GIGGLING]

[STRAINS]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!
What you doing?

A-woof! Woof!

NARRATOR: Duggee is putting
the finishing touches to...

[THUD]

...a lovely rock pool.

A-woof!

Water!

Splashy-splash!

-Woof-woof!
-NARRATOR: Sorry, Happy.

Duggee's rock pool isn't
for splashing.

-Oh.
- It's for all the animals.

[SERENE MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLOPPING]

[SLURPING]

[QUACKING]

SQUIRRELS: Aww!

It's a place of calm,

away from the hustle and bustle
of everyday life.

A veritable oasis
of tranquillity and...

BETTY: Eww!

What are those?

Your pond is full
of wriggly raisins, Duggee.

NARRATOR: They're not
wriggly raisins, Norrie.

[NARRATOR LAUGHS]

A-woof, woof. Woof.

-They're babies?
-NARRATOR: That's right.

They're called tadpoles!

Are tadpoles baby worms?

No.

Baby fish?

[BUBBLING] No.

Baby snails?

No.

NARRATOR: Not quite, Squirrels.

Tadpoles are in fact baby...

-[SPLAT]
-[CROAKS]

SQUIRRELS: Frogs?

They don't look like frog.

[CROAKS]

Or sound like frog!

Are you sure, Duggee?

A-woof!

NARRATOR: Oh, yes.
Duggee's quite sure, Squirrels.

He's got his Tadpole Badge.

-SQUIRRELS: Ooh.
-A-woof!

NARRATOR: It says here that tads
don't look like frogs at first.

But then they grow
arms and legs, turn green,

and finally,
they hop out of the water...

a fully-grown frog!

[CROAKS]

That's amazing!

Do you think they know?

Let's tell them!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

-[SPLAT]
-[CROAKS]

And, finally, you hop
out of the water a fully-grown .

No way!

I know!
We didn't believe it either.

Yeah, so, that's not going
to happen.

I'm gonna stay
like this forever.

Um... It says here,
you'll get arms and legs soon.

What? But he hasn't got
any arms and legs.

TADPOLES: Eww!

Arms and legs are disgusting!

No, they're great!

Seriously!

Arms and legs
are extremely useful.

So not going to happen.

[POP]

[ALL POPPING]

[YELPS] Make it stop!

We can't.

It's nature.

It says here you are going to
turn green and spotty next.

Eww! Not spots!

Not listening!

♪ La la la ♪

[POP]

[ALL POPPING]

[ALL GASP]

Not fair!

You're doing very well.

So patronising.

We're really proud of you.

Embarrassing!

[RUMBLING]

[RUMBLING]

[POPPING]

Aww, what is it now?

When do they start sounding
like frog?

Err... Oh! About now!

[CROAKS]

I'm never going to
sound like that. "Ribbit"?

No way, man!
That is never going to...

[CROAKS]
...happen

Ha-ha! You just said...
[CROAKS]

So did you.

[ALL CROAK]

Aw. They're all growing up.

-What happens next, Betty?
-Err...

[GASPS]
They leave the pond!

[ALL CROAK]

They're leaving!

Where are you going?

I'm off to study
mechanical engineering!

I'm going to go on a gap year.

I'm going to work in the city!

Wow. Don't they grow up fast!

A-woof!

It only seems a minute
since they were tiny.

Remember to phone
once in a while.

[DIALLING]

Get lots of rest!

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

Manners maketh the frog.

Huh?

Keep smiling.

Bye-Bye, tadpoles.
I mean, frogs.

Do you think
they'll be all right?

NARRATOR: Oh, yes, Squirrels.

With all the help you gave them,
they'll be just fine.

Woof!

Well done, Squirrels!
You've earned your...

Tadpole badge!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

-SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!
-Aww.

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our... Tadpole badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it Duggee?

Woof!

[CROAKS]

NARRATOR:
Happy? Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[CHUCKLES]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

ALL: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

ALL: Duggee!

[LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the honey badge.

Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today.

[SNIFFING]

[ALL GASP]
Pancakes!

[LAUGHING]

[HUMMING]

NARRATOR:
Oh. Those look good, Squirrels.

SQUIRRELS: Mmm!

What are you going to
have on them?

Banana!

NORRIE: Raspberries!

TAG: Raisins!

BETTY: Blueberries!

HAPPY: A big, fat...

strawberry!

And, don't forget...

A-woof!

ALL: Honey!

-[SQUEEZING]
-Huh?

-[ALL GASP]
-It's empty!

NARRATOR:
Don't worry, Squirrels.

A-woof!

Duggee has his Honey Badge.

He knows
where to get some more.

SQUIRRELS: Do you?

From where?

A-woof!

SQUIRRELS: The bees?

NARRATOR: Yes! You see...

from flower to flower
to flower, flies the buzzy, ho.

Collecting up the nectar,
just as busy as can be.

She takes the nectar
to the hive, where a little woe

makes it into honey,
so the queen can have her tea.

[SLURPING]

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

Can we get some honey
from the bees, Duggee?

A-woof!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[BUZZING]

Is that where the honey
comes out, Duggee?

A-woof!

[CREAKS]

Huh?

Duggee, I thought
the bees had honey.

NARRATOR:
They usually do, Norrie.

Hmm. Very curious.

Hmm.

[KNOCKING]

Can I help you?

Do you have any honey, please?

Sorry, Squirrels.

We're waiting for the honey bees
to deliver the nectar.

Where are they?

Don't know.
But they better be here soon,

or the Queen won't get any honey
for her afternoon tea!

[HOLLERS]

[BUZZING]

What's that noise?

It's the honey bees.

Nectar squadron,
are you receiving me?

Receiving you loud and clear.

Prepare for landing.

Negative, ground control.

The runway is blocked.

Runway blocked?

But we need that nectar now,
Captain Bumble.

I'll find a way
through, Bumbles.

Yee-hah!

Don't do it, Maverick!
It's too risky!

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

Don't you worry, Queeny,
I've got your nectar.

Oh! Easy-peasy!

[CLATTERING]

-Made it!
-[BOING]

Not made it!

Oh, man, it's a mess down there.

Squadron leader
to ground control.

Looks like we're stuck up here.

But it's nearly tea-time.

QUEEN: Shall one pop
the kettle on?

[GULPS]

Oh, no! It's our toys!

They're blocking the runway!

Ground crew!

Operation Tidy Up!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GIGGLES]

[LAUGHS]

Runway clear!

BEES: Hooray!

[NORRIE GASPS]
Something's wrong!

[BUZZES] Captain Bumble!
Are you okay?

I'm in a spot of bother,
ground control.

My instruments are all stuck
up with honey.

Don't worry, Captain Bumble,
we'll help you. [BUZZES]

Wind good!

You're...

Upside-down!

Oh, well-spotted, Happy.
Ta very much.

They are in the glide-path
and looking good.

Stay on target...

[HOLLERS] Over here!

Dive!

Welcome home, Bumble.

Maverick.

Jaeger.

Waldo.

Earhart.

-Baron.
- Ja!

I knew you'd do it.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Now... unload the cargo!

[POP]

[GLUG GLUG]

NARRATOR: From flower to flowerr
flies the buzzy honey bee,

collecting up the nectar
just as busy as can be.

She takes the nectar
to the hive where a little wor,

makes it into honey
so the Queen can have her tea.

[SLURPING]

My dear Squirrels.

Thank you for bringing
our squadron safely home.

I would like to present you
with a jar full of honey from o.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!
Pancakes with honey!

NORRIE:
Yum yum yum. Munch munch munch.

SQUIRRELS: Mmm.

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof!

Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your...
Honey Badge!

ALL: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

-ALL: Duggee hug!
-Aww.

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS: We got our...

honey badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

A-woof!

[BUZZING]

Well, I never!

[LAUGHING]

NARRATOR: Norrie!
Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Pottery Badge.

Peekaboo! [CHUCKLES]

Peekaboo! [CHUCKLES]

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today?

[SQUIRRELS CHUCKLING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

What're you doing?

A-woof, woof.

NARRATOR: Ah,
a nice cup of tea.

-SQUIRRELS: Tea?
-NARRATOR: Yes.

And in Duggee's
favourite teacup.

It's just the right shape,
has optimum beverage capacity

and a good-sized handle.

[SLURPING]

[SIGHS WITH PLEASURE]

The perfect cup
for a lovely drink called...

Peekaboo!

[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

[ALL GASP]

Sorry!

NARRATOR: It's
all right, Roly.

It was an accident.

[VOICE BREAKS] Woof.

How will Duggee
drink his tea now?

ROLY: Don't worry.

I fixed it!

[GLASS SHATTERING]

Sort of.

Maybe we can
make Duggee a new cup.

But, what with?

DUGGEE: Woof, woof.

NARRATOR: Don't worry,
Squirrels.

Duggee knows.

He's got his Pottery badge.

What's pottery?

Woof-woof, woof.
Woof-woof.

NARRATOR: Yes. "Pottery" is
making something out of clay.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIMING]

Can we
do a pottery?

Woof!

What's that?

NARRATOR: It's
a potter's wheel, Tag.

Woof, woof.

NARRATOR: Duggee is
going to throw a cup with it.

"Throw"?

NARRATOR: Yes, Roly.

Throwing is what potters call,
erm, well, what Duggee is doin.

[SQUISHING]

[SLIDING SOUND]

[SQUISHING]

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIMING]

Can we try, Duggee?

Ah, woof!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[SPLATTERING]

[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLANGING]

Oh!

Aw!

How do you do it, Duggee?

Woof, woof, woof.

NARRATOR: The thing is,
Squirrels, you have to be deli.

Pottery is a bit of an art.

Woof-woof, woof.

NARRATOR: Yes, Duggee learnt
the art of pottery

from Hatsu Kimara,
the world-famous pottery poodle.

The pottery poodle?

Woof.

[GONGING]

[ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Konnichiwa.

[SQUIRRELS GASP]

SQUIRRELS: Hatsu,
the pottery poodle!

[GASPS]

[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

Have you come
to make a cup?

No, you have come
to make a cup.

Oh.

The clay
is part of you and you.

And you are
part of the clay.

You have to let your hands
help it become what it wants to.

You must use your heart.
Only then will it share its sec.

SQUIRRELS: Wow.

[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

Become at one
with the wheel.

I'm doing it!

I'm throwing!

It's revealing itself!

I'm at one
with the wheel!

Very good.

SQUIRRELS: Finished!

NARRATOR: Now,
all we have to do is put them .

SQUIRRELS: Kiln?

Woof.

NARRATOR: It's a type of oven.

Are we going
to eat them?

NARRATOR: Goodness, no.

Pottery must
be heated to become real.

[CLOCK TICKING]

[DINGS]

Are they
still hot?

The cups
were excited.

Now,
they are calm.

You may paint them.

[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Woof.

Have we
revealed ourselves?

Er, yes.

[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

Now,
the kiln again.

[SQUIRRELS GROANING]

[CLOCK TICKING]

[DINGS]

The cups are now here.

Let us see now
what your hearts have discovere.

TAG: It's me riding a unicorn.

He's called Ian.

NORRIE: My cup is full of birds!

BETTY: I like lots of handles

because I've got lots of arms.

HAPPY: I like hugs.

ROLY: I'm a rabbit!

I see how you made these.

With your heart.

Yes. Like the new cup
we made for Duggee.

Do you like it, Hatsu?

[GONGING]

NARRATOR : Oh,
she's always doing that.

Woof.

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof!

[PANTING]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Pottery badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah, and here
are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-Oh!
-NORRIE: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got
our Pottery badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Have we
revealed ourselves?

Woof?

[WHIRRING]

NARRATOR: Betty.
Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Teamwork Badge.

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today?

[SQUIRRELS CHUCKLING]

[PANTING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

What are you looking at?

A-woof!

NARRATOR: Duggee
is waiting for...

[BELL RINGS]

[ALL GASPING]

SQUIRRELS: The postman!

[EXCLAIMING]

[PANTING]

Special delivery
for... "Dubadee"?

Woof!

Sign here, please.

Thank you, ma'am.
It's all yours.

NARRATOR: I say,
that's a big delivery!

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: What is it,
Duggee?

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: A surprise?

NARRATOR: Well, then, let's...

Open it!

Woof!

[CLANGING]

[SQUIRRELS GROANING]

It's not anything.

Just bits.

NARRATOR: It's
a kit, Squirrels.

You have to fit
all the bits together.

Like a jigsaw.

SQUIRRELS: We love jigsaws.

Can we help, Duggee?

Mm-hmm.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Where does
this bit go, Duggee?

BETTY: Duggee!

What about these?

-Er...
-ROLY: Duggee!

What's this?

[STUTTERING]

Where do these go?

Huh?

What about this stuff?

-Huh?
-Or this?

Or these?

-Huh?
-What's that?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[DEFIANTLY] Woof!

NARRATOR: I think Duggee
needs a little space

to make the surprise,
Squirrels.

Okay. Let's go play.

[SIGHS]

Why is it
taking so long?

Yeah.

I'll see
how he's getting on.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

Huh?

Is he finished?

Nearly.

What is it?

Don't know.

[SIGHS]

NARRATOR: Maybe it's time
for a cup of tea, Duggee.

Woof.

[SLURPING]

What colour was it?

Don't know.

What did it
look like?

Don't know.

How big was it?

Er... Don't know.

Useless.

I'm going to have a look.

-Me too.
-Me three!

Me four!

One, two, three...

Wait for me!
Me five, me five!

What could it be?

Oh, I know!
I know!

It's a rocket!

SQUIRRELS: Is it?

Yes!

I know.

It's a robot.

[ROBOT CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY]

No. It's a racing car!

[ENGINE REVVING]

It's obviously a submarine.

[GURGLING]

No, it's an aeroplane.

[AEROPLANE WHIRRING]

Let me try again.

-No, let me!
-It goes here!

No. That goes here!

NARRATOR: Happy, I think Tag
was trying to...

Let me see!

NARRATOR: Norrie wasn't
quite finished, Roly.

NORRIE: That goes there!

BETTY: No. It's the other way!

ROLY: No, it's not!

HAPPY: Put that there!

TAG: Take that away!

-[TAG GASPS]
-NORRIE: Look what you've done!

-It wasn't me.
-It was Roly.

It was not.

Woof, woof.

NARRATOR: That's right.

If you want to help,
you've got to work together.

SQUIRRELS: Together?

Woof.

NARRATOR: Duggee
could show you how.

He has got
his Teamwork badge.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIMING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

NARRATOR:
Now, we're getting somewhere.

BOTH: Teamwork!

SQUIRRELS: Teamwork!

BOTH: Teamwork!

Teamwork!

SQUIRRELS: Teamwork!

SQUIRRELS: We made the surprise!

SQUIRRELS: It's a slide!

NARRATOR: Yes, Squirrels.

A very special slide.

A helter-skelter!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CHUCKLING]

SQUIRRELS: Yay!
[CHUCKLING]

SQUIRRELS: Thanks, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Good teamwork,
everyone.

Woof!

SQUIRRELS: Huh?

[PANTING]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Teamwork badge.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah,
and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-Oh!
-BETTY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got
our Teamwork badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Woof!

[SQUEAKING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!
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